A Tale of Two Shippos
by ArtikGato
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha the tv series, or Inuyasha the bishounen (but I can dream...). I do not own any character from Inuyasha, and, as far as I know, the only made up character I insert into the fic is Farfignuten, this trash talking tree whose purpose in life is to annoy Jakan to no extent. In conclusion, I own nothing but my mind...which is slowly imploding from all of the stress of EXAMS!! ARGH!! SCHOOL IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!
The Prologue to A Tale of Two Shippos introduced Sesshomaru in his opposite state and Jakan in his pretty much normal state. It was revealed that Sesshomaru has a big plan in mind for Kagome and Shippo! But what? MAYBE you'll find out in this chapter!!
A Tale of Two Shippos...CHAPTER ONE!!!
Kagome, Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango were walking down the road. Their general purpose was to find the many shards of the Shikon Jewel, and to KILL NARUKU!! Oh joyousness, noble cause and violent revenge!! Yay!! Ahem. They walked along in silence, Inuyasha in the front, followed by Kagome and Shippo, with Sango behind them and Miroku in the rear. Each was in deep thought.
"I wonder whether these 'aliens' Kagome is telling me about speak Japanese?!" Inuyasha pondered, thinking about little green Shippos saying 'Cow knee chew on'.
"D*&%, Inu-kun has a KAWAII butt!!" Kagome thought.;
"I'm soooooooooooo HUNGRY!!" Shippo mentally complained.
"The author doesn't know much about me, since she hasn't seen me in the dub yet. So...I will be SANGOISH!!" Sango thought.
"Must...kill...Naruku...must...find...child-bearer...must..." Miroku thought. He suddenly looked up, and saw Inuyasha. A golden ray of sunlight seemed to shine onto him, and the 'Hallelujah' chorus broke out inside of his head.
"Oh my, what is this strange feeling? Is it love? Has Cupid struck me with his arrows? Oh me oh my!!" Miroku thought. On a cliff behind the troupe of five stood three figures. One held a spotlight, shining it onto Inuyasha, one held a boom box that was playing 'Hallelujah' over and over again, and one held a bow and magic arrows. The three turned to each other, snickered, and darted away.
"There is a bridge up ahead," announced Inuyasha. Everyone groaned in disgust, except Kagome.
"YAY!! A BRIDGE!! OH JOYOUSNESS!!" screeched Kagome gleefully. Inuyasha grinned at her, and the troupe of five started across the bridge, still very deep in thought.
"Kagome so rocks. She is so incredibly cool! And kawaii! Squee!" thought Inuyasha.
"YAY!! A BRIDGE!!" Kagome thought.
"Sooooo hungry! Urgh!" Shippo mentally whined.
"Tra la la la la! I'm being SANGOISH!!" Sango thought.
"Oh glorious love! Inuyasha is so cool! I no longer care for Sango or Kagome!" Miroku thought, as he skipped across the bridge. Inuyasha suddenly turned around, stopping the Troupe in midstride.
"Kagome, allow me to escort you across this bridge!" he exclaimed.
"Okay!!" Kagome replied, cheerily. Inuyasha squeed, glomped her, and leapt from the bridge to the bank of the stupidly large gorge they were crossing. He put her down, and leapt back to the bridge. He glomped Shippo, and repeated the process. He yet again leapt back, figuring 'Why not??!' and glomped Sango, repeating the process of jumping back to the bank yet again.
"Fooooooood...." Shippo thought.
"He GLOMPED me!!" Kagome rejoiced in her head.
"Sangoish, Sangoish, I'm being SANGOISH!!" Sango thought. Miroku stood alone on the bridge. He looked expectantly at Inuyasha. He got a 'crazy fanboy' look (misty eyes, huge grin, ect.) and held his hands clasped together beside his head.
"I hope Inu-kun will glomp ME too!!' Miroku thought. Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, and Sango started to walk off. Miroku facefaulted. Only, he was on a rickety old bridge... so his stupidly huge head smashed through the wood and he fell to his DOOM!! Wahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Well...no, actually, he just facefaulted. But it's funny to THINK....
"I have Bit Cloud's voice!" Inuyasha randomly said with much arbitraryness. Everyone looked incredibly clueless.