A Tale of Two Shippos

by ArtikGato

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha the tv series, or Inuyasha the bishounen (but I can dream...). I do not own any character from Inuyasha, and, as far as I know, the only made up character I insert into the fic is Farfignuten, this trash talking tree whose purpose in life is to annoy Jakan to no extent. In conclusion, I own nothing but my sanity, which is STILL on vacation in Jamaica...and it REALLY needs to get back here soon, since I just got back to school!!

Note: I actually know what Sango is like and how she acts and junk. I just think that her being 'Sangoish' all of the time is humorous. And I was complaining that the series hasn't gotten that far yet. Just to let ya' know. Yeah, I'm crazy. Tell me something I DON'T know...

Chapter Three of A Tale of Two Shippos detailed on how the Fellowship of the Jewel met Naraku, their greatest and worst enemy to date. (btw, LORD OF THE RINGS SO KICKS BUTT!!!) Naraku, instead of attacking them like he would in any normal situation, opted to give them cookies. What is the conspiracy with the cookies? Are Sesshomaru and Naraku in league with eachother and plotting the demise of the Troupe this very moment? Why did I write this? You probably won't find out in this chapter...but read anyway!!

A Tale of Two Shippos...Chapter FOUR!!

"Tra la la la la!" sang Inuyasha as he skipped down the road to Oz, decked out in a tin-man costume.

            "Inuyasha--" Kagome started.

            "It's TINuyasha, wench!" Tinuyasha screamed.

            "Er--sorry, Tinuyasha. Why are we dressed like this?" Kagorothy asked, picking at her weird costume.

           "Yeah, and I don't enjoy being a scarecrow! This hay itches, ya know!!" Sangcrow complained, folding her arms.

            "Shaddup, 'coral'!" Tinuyasha screeched at her. (note: 'sango' means 'coral' in Japanese)

            "And I don't enjoy being woken up at four AM, dressed in a lion suit, and referred to as 'cowardly' for the duration of the day!" Mirokulion pointed out.

            "Yeah, and I'm a FOX, not a DOG!!" Shippoto added.

            "QUIET!! Now, we're going to skip down this road of yellow bricks and we're GOING to like it!!" Tinuyasha bellowed, reaching for the Tetsusaiga. Everyone promptly fell silent and began to skip behind Tinuyasha. Sesshomaru, dressed in a witch's costume, flying on a magical broom, and having green skin, appeared in a poof of oddly colored smoke.

            "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Kagorothy, time to hand over those red shoes!!" he cackled maniacally.

            "SESSHOMARU?!?!?!" the troupe shouted in disbelief.

            "No, it's Sessho-witch!!" exclaimed Jaken, who flew up wearing a monkey suit with wings.

            "Oh dear Kami, this has gone too far!!" Sangcrow exclaimed, beating her head against a tree.

            "What next, Kikyo as the Good Witch and Naraku as the Wizard?!" Kagorothy shouted.

 Kikyo, in a fluffy pink dress wearing a tiara and holding a sparkly magic wand, appeared from a bubble. Naraku ran up in a wizardish costume. Kagorothy joined Sangcrow in beating her head against a tree. Rin, Saiyo, and a bunch of other little kids ran in and began to sing about being munchkins. Shippo ran out and joined them, dancing gleefully.

            "Wahahahahahahaha!!" Sesshowitch cackled. "Come on, my pretty, give me those magic shoes!" he exclaimed.

            "No! Kaede-witch gave me these shoes!" Kagorothy protested.     

            "No she didn't! The house landed on her--" Shippoto protested.

            "SHHHHHHH!!!!" the Troupe exclaimed.

            "My sister has been killed?! Oh the humanity!!!" Sesshowitch shrieked.

            "She's MY sister whitey-locks!!" Kikyo screamed at him.

            "Hey, Sangcrow," Mirokuliion said, trying to sound sexy but failing horribly, "wanna find out why I'm called the 'King of the Forest'?" he asked.

            "Buzz off," Sangcrow replied, pulling her stupidly huge boomerang off of her back and whacking him with it. He screamed and zoomed off, holding his head in pain. he then walked up to Kagorothy.

            "Hey Kagorothy, wanna find out why I'm called the Ki--" Mirokulion started. He was cut off by a furious Tinuyasha, who zoomed up, Tetsusaiga drawn and gleaming in the air.

            "Wanna find out what my sword tastes like?!" he threatened. Miroku got a fanboyish look on his face.

            "Why yes I do!!!" Mirokulion exclaimed, with hearts in his eyes.

            "All right, please stop talking!!" Kagorothy pleaded, trying to ignore the previous sentence and it's many insinuations. She shuddered in disgust.

            "Hentai!!!" Tinuyasha shrieked, and began to shout a chain of colorful and inventive curses while attacking Miroku.

            "Tinuyasha, please stop!!" Kagorothy pleaded. Tinuyasha growled.

            "You realize that he wanted to--" Tinuyasha started. Kagorothy's eyes widened, and she quickly slapped a hand over his mouth and pointed with the other hand.

            "Not in front of the children!!" Kagorothy exclaimed, pointing at Rin, Saiyo, Shippo, and the rest of the munchkins.

            "We are not children! We are the Lollypop Guild!!" Shippo said, hyperly.

            "ARGH!! NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT SONG!!" Sangcrow shrieked, Sangoishly.

            "Butwhynot???? Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh?!?!?!" Rin asked very fastly and very hyperly.

            "Kodomo, are you hyper?" Sesshowitch asked her. She took a deep breath, and everyone covered their ears in fear.

            "Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

nonononononononononononononoI'mnot!!!!!!" she screamed/replied.

            "Where did you get sugar?" Sesshowitch asked calmly, glaring over at Jaken-monkey.

            "It wasn't me Lord Sessho-kun-witch!" the frogish demon frantically replied. Rin grinned and took another deep breath.

            "JakengaveittomeyeshediditwasJakenJakenisameanfrogandyouneedtosmitehim!" Rin said, without taking a breath. No, not even once. Sesshowitch glared at Jaken.

            "Oh really?!?" Sesshwitch asked. Jaken gulped.

           

            POW!! WHAP!! KAZOO!! KERSPLAT!! SHAZAM!! WHAP!! BLAM!!

            Jaken fell to the ground with X's in his eyes and bruises covered in bruises covered in bruises!!

            "WAHAHAHAHAHA!! DIE JAKEN DIE!!" Kagorothy shrieked, in glee. Sesshwitch dusted himself off and clapped his hands together randomly.

            "Kodomo?" he asked.

            "YesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesSessh-kun?" Rin asked.

            "Okey-day! Just checkin'!" Sessh replied.

            "Kikyo!! Guesswhatguesswhatguesswhatguesswhatguesswhat?!?!" Saiyo exclaimed.

            "What is it that you want?" Kikyo asked, sweetly.

            "I'm HYPER HYPER HYPER!!!" Saiyo replied. Kiyo sighed, and, using her magical good witch/priestess powers, and made all of the kodomos UNhyper. Everyone that wasn't a kodomo (child) cheered gleefully. Then everyone BUT the five travelers (Kagorothy, Tinuyasha, Shippoto, Sangcrow and Mirokulion) disappeared into thin air.

            "Oh we're off to see Naraku! Naraku, the wizard of Oz!!" everyone sang, and resumed their skipping down the yellow brick road below their feet. And everyone was happy and joyous. Sesshwitch appeared in a poof of smoke with a flock of flying-monkey Jakens! Oh the HORROR!!
            "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!!" Sesshwitch cackled maniacally, making the swarm of flying-monkey Jakens cackle monkeyishly as well.

            "I AM A FOX!! A FREAKIN' KITSUNE!! STOP CALLING ME A DOG!!" Shippo threw a fit.

            "I was talking to Tinuyasha!" Sesshwitch corrected him.

            "I am insulted! I am NOT little!! And I'm only HALF dog!!" Tinuyasha replied. Sangcrow resumed beating her head against a tree again.

            "Horribly wrong! This story is going HORRIBLY WRONG!!" she sobbed. Sesshwitch blinked, confused.

            "You say you're NOT little?" he asked, adjusting the broom that he was flying on. Tinuyasha nodded overdramatically.

            "You ARE in THIS picture!!" Sesshwitch replied, producing a kawaii picture of Chibi Inuyasha out of thin air. Kagorothy squeed.

            "IT'S CHIBI INUYASHA!!!" she exclaimed, and proceeded to glomp the picture. Everyone sweatdropped.

            "Hey!! Glomp ME!! That picture is a family heirloom!!" Tinuyasha exclaimed.

            "OKAY!!!" Kagorothy screeched and glomped him. Tinuyasha TRIED to look annoyed, but grinned instead. Sesshwitch cleared his throat.

            "Now then, give me those magic red shoes!" Sesshwitch exclaimed, and cackled maniacally, the flock of flying-monkey Jakens following suit.

            "Okey-day! These shoes are crampin' my style anyway! And they're not comfortable, either!" Kagorothy complained, removed the shoes, and tossed them at Sesshwitch. He dodged to the side "accidentally" and the shoes bonked a Jaken in the head.

            "NOOOO!! Kagorothy you baka!! You're NOT supposed to give away the shoes! Now you'll NEVER get back to Kansas again!!!" Sangcrow exclaimed.          

            "Kansas?!?" everyone asked.

            "Sangcrow, I think you've lost it," Tinuyasha told her.

            "What you need is a good relaxing soak in a hotspring!!" Mirokulion suggested suggestively. Sangcrow surprised everyone by shrieking "OKAY!!!" and dragging Miroku off at light speed. Everyone looked in the direction they had gone, sweatdropping.

            "Well...now that I have these red shoes I should go plot things and be diabolical," Sesshwitch said. With that, he and the flock of flying-monkey Jakens disappeared in a rainbow colored poof of smoke. Shippo suddenly ran off, shouting "I'm off to find my munchkin friends!!" Kagorothy and Tinuyasha were left standing in the middle of the yellow brick road alone.

            "Well..." Kagorothy started. They both sweatdropped.

            "Ummm..." Tinuyasha said. They both blushed.

            "Wanna...go...do...something..." Tinuyasha asked.
            "What's there to do in Oz?" Kagorothy asked. There were a few moments of silence.

            "We...could go prance around in that field of poppies and get all high..." suggested Tinuyasha.

            "Okay!!" Kagorothy exclaimed. Then they frolicked off hand in hand with corny romance music playing in the background. And everyone was happy and joyous.