A Tale of Two Shippos
by ArtikGato
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha the tv series, or Inuyasha the bishounen (but I can dream...). I do not own any character from Inuyasha, and, as far as I know, the only made up character I insert into the fic is Farfignuten, this trash talking tree whose purpose in life is to annoy Jakan to no extent. In conclusion, I own nothing but my sanity, which is STILL on vacation in Jamaica...and it REALLY needs to get back here soon, since I just got back to school!!
Note: This chapter is a parody not only of Inuyasha, but also a parody of 'The Blanket Scenario'. There is this spiffycool website called 'Kagome & Inuyasha', which I have forgotten the link for ^^''', but you can get to it by going to Anipike.com and going to the Inuyasha section and just looking for it! Tada! Anywho, it is a fanfiction website, and it mainly has fanfics about 'The Blanket Scenario'. Here we go: two or more characters from Inuyasha are stuck in a one-room cabin or shack or something overnight because of snow, and there is only one blanket. I have read a great many of those fics, and so this is a parody of them!! Yay!!
Chapter Four of A Tale of Two Shippos was about the adventures of our favorite characters in Oz! Nothing relating to the actual story happened last chapter! It just sorta...happened. What is Sesshomaru's plan? Or Naraku's? You probably won't find out in THIS chapter either...but oh well!!
A Tale of Two Shippos...Chapter FIVE!!
Inuyasha and Kagome trudged through the endless snowdrifts. They were both freezing cold, Kagome even moreso with her being completely human and only wearing her thin school uniform. They both shivered, their wet hair plastered against their faces.
"JOY!! SNOW!!!" Kagome exclaimed suddenly frolicking around.
"If thou art not careful, thou shalt become frozen!" Inuyasha warned her.
"BUT IT'S SNOW!!! YAY!!!" Kagome retorted. They trudged on, until Kagome could no longer handle the intense cold and collapsed in the snow. But, before she did, she managed to exclaim the word 'Penguin!!'. Inuyasha turned around, and saw her fall into the snow drift.
"Oh fiddlesticks," Inuyasha exclaimed, "thou hast fallen into the yonder snow!!" Inuyasha suddenly blinked.
"Why was I speaking in old English?" he wondered. Then, he brightened. "Oh well!!" he exclaimed, scooping up the nearly completely frozen Kagome. He then galloped away, grinning.
"JOY!! I get to carry Kagome!! This isn't annoying at all!!" he exclaimed, joyously.
"......." said the unconscious Kagome.
"^____________________^!!!" said Inuyasha as he started to skip. He continued on his laborious trek through the snow to find shelter, until he miraculously FOUND SOME!!! JOY!!! It was a small shack in the middle of nowhere. As he skipped up towards the door, a huge gigantic transparent version of Jaken appeared. Inuyasha yelped, and stumbled backwards in fear.
"To get past me you must answer these questions three!" transparent Jaken bellowed.
"O...kay..." Inuyasha hesitantly replied.
"Question one!! What is your name?!" transparent Jaken asked. Inuyasha arched an eyebrow, but answered the question.
"Inuyasha," he replied. Transparent Jaken nodded.
"Question two! What color is your kimono?!" transparent Jaken questioned.
"Red," Inuyasha replied. "What easy questions! I'll be able to get past him with no problem!" he thought.
"Question three!! What is the French word for 'Catnip'?" the huge transparent Jaken asked. Inuyasha blinked.
"What?!" he asked.
"What is the French word for catnip?" transparent Jaken asked again.
"Umm..uh..." Inuyasha stuttered.
"Cataire," Kagome mumbled in her sleep. Transparent Jaken gasped.
"That is correct!! Congratulations! You two are the first to get past me!!" transparent Jaken exclaimed, and disappeared with a poof of weird smoke. Inuyasha sweatdropped, and pranced up to the shack joyfully, while thanking every Kami he could think of...EXCEPT for the Kami of snow. No, he did not thank the Kami of snow. Inuyasha threw open the door and skipped inside, the door magically shutting behind him. Kagome then miraculously woke up.
"Inu-baby!! You SAVED me!!" she exclaimed, glomping him. He stood proud and tall, while images of proud and tall things scrolled behind him.
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do," he said. Those three figures snickered behind him, holding up posters of the aforementioned proud and tall things. Inuyasha suddenly noticed that Kagome was no longer glomping him. He looked around, and saw her talking to the three figures.
"Don't you get tired of doing the special effects for us in this fanfic?" she asked. The three figures shook their heads, snickered, and darted away...only to hit the side of the cabin and fall down with @'s for eyes. Kagome and Inuyasha sweatdropped, then coughed, and turned away from the three unconscious figures.
"It's cold!" Kagome exclaimed, out of nowhere. Inuyasha surveyed the room, and spotted something in the corner!
"A blanket?!" he thought, and rushed over to it. He growled in fury. Nope, it wasn't a blanket, it was...um...Inuyasha didn't know what it was, but he knew it DEFINITELY wasn't a blanket. So, he smote it, and underneath THAT was a blanket! JOY!! He promptly tossed the blanket to Kagome.
"It looks big enough for two," Kagome noticed. Inuyasha squeed, and, faster than Kagome could comprehend, she and the half-demon were wrapped snugly in the blanket. She blinked, but decided to just go with it.
"JOY!! I get to share a blanket with you!!" he exclaimed. She squeed and glomped him, causing him to squee again and glomp HER...
THIRTY MINUTES LATER!!!
Shippo, Miroku, and Sango stumbled in the door of the shack, looking fairly frozen and covered with snow from head to toe. Sango came in shouting many colorful cuss words in several different languages.
"SNOW BEASTS!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Inuyasha shrieked in terror.
"No! It's just Miroku, Sango and Shippo!" Kagome corrected him. In response to her, the three shook off all of their snow, revealing Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and a flock of penguins standing there.
"Penguins?!" Inuyasha hollered, a homicidal glint in his eyes. The half-dog demon jumped up, drawing the Tetsusaiga, and chased the penguins outside. The instant he put his incredibly BARE foot outside, he shrieked and jumped back inside, wrapping up inside the blanket with Kagome again. She sighed, and patted him on the head.
"So,. where have you guys been?" she asked Miroku, Sango and Shippo.
"SNARL!!" snarled Shippo, as he got down on all fours and growled at everyone rabidly.
"None of your beeswax!!" Sango shouted at them in fury. Miroku instantly jumped to a dark corner of the room and cowered.
"W-we were wandering around in the snow," he whispered, cringing when Sango gave a loud 'HMPH!!' and closed the door of the shack. She then pulled a cigarette out of the middle of nowhere, puffed on it, and belched loudly. She then glared at the contents of the room.
"I HATE YOU ALL!! I hate you, Shippo, for being so kawaii! I hate you, Miroku, for the same reason!! And for you always asking if I will bear your freakin' children!! I hate you two," she exclaimed, glaring at Kagome and Inuyasha, "for being so freakin' WARM AND COZY!! I hate the snow because it's so D*&$ED COLD!!!" Sango screamed at them. Inuyasha and Kagome just glomped eachother, ignoring her. Miroku continued to cower in fear. Shippo had woken up the three figures and was chasing them around the small shack. Eventually, everyone fell asleep. Then they woke up, and then they fell asleep AGAIN!!! Then they left to pursue the sacred jewel, Shippo running ahead and barking at innocent bystanders rabidly, Sango complaining about everything, Miroku cowering in fear, and Inuyasha and Kagome glomping eachother and squeeing in glee. And so they were joyous.
"I wasn't in this chapter!!" Sesshomaru bawled, sitting on a nearby tree branch. Jaken, still in his monkey costume with wings, cackled diabolically with Huge Transparent Jaken. Rin drank 20 gallons of Vanilla Coke, and began to dance the Chicken Dance hyperly. Sesshomaru sighed, and a black circle engulfed them.
"Wait wait WAIT!!! That's IT?!?" Sesshomaru demanded.
"Yup!" Rin exclaimed.
"I only said one thing!!" Miroku protested.
"I didn't say ANYTHING!!" Shippo added.
"Yeah, and Sango had more dialogue than ME, for Kami's sake!!" Sesshomaru shouted.
"I don't like Sango this way. Why can't she just be Sangoish like before?" Inuyasha asked.
"Because the author has gotten tired of making her Sangoish," Kagome informed them.
"Oh!!" they all exclaimed at the same time. Then a black OCTAGON engulfed them! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!