Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Calvin and Hobbes characters, or any other products mentioned in this fanfic. They are property of the respective owners so don't sue.
This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink"" and "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons".
Again, I apologize for the fact that I forgot the duplicates liked being worms. Let's pretend (we all have an imagination, right?) that this duplicate didn't like being a worm anymore. O.K.?
The Clone Wars Part III
Calvin was a nervous wreck. This was worse than the time he'd lost Hobbes when a dog had grabbed him. It was worse then the time he'd forgotten Hobbes because his parents were late for a funeral and when he'd gotten home, he saw the house had been broken into and he'd though Hobbes was stolen. All those times were bad but THIS one topped them all. He had to eat the gross food his mom had made for dinner.
He wasn't worried about Hobbes, (Although, he was worried the tiger wouldn't find his way home. "That dumb tiger couldn't find his way out of an empty room!" -Yukon Ho!) He hoped that Hobbes would be home soon.
Hobbes ran though the woods. What an idiot he'd been. "I guess Calvin was right when he told his dad that a Tiger would do anything for a tuna fish sandwich." Hobbes though as he ran. The duplicate had lured him away from Calvin's house with (big surprise) a tuna fish sandwich. He'd promised him more if he stayed hidden in the woods. Finally, he saw Calvin's house in the distance. Suddenly, he heard a sound coming from his right. He froze, and saw it was Calvin's dad. He immediately reverted to his plush toy appearance. (You may have your own opinions about whether Hobbes is a real tiger or a figment of Calvin's imagination).
Calvin's dad walked up the road. He'd been in a bad bike accident and he was all bruised and cut up. He saw Hobbes by the side of the road. "So there he is!" said Calvin's dad "Well, won't Calvin be happy to see you!" He picked up the tiger and brought him inside.
"This is bad," said Calvin when he and Hobbes were left alone in his room, "what would the duplicate do with the duplicator?"
"Maybe," said Hobbes "he wants to go back in time so he can stop you from transmogrifying them into worms."
"Yes, but I made a few slight "modifications" to the box so if he tries to use it, it'll turn him back into a worm." said Calvin.
The duplicate came to in the woods.
"Damn tiger!" he said, "He'll be the first to go."
The duplicate (O.K. from now on, I'll call him #5) got up and walked over to the box. Right away, he noticed something was wrong.
"That idiot!" he chuckled "he thinks he can trick me by modifying the box. Doesn't he know that since I'm his duplicate I have all of his knowledge, memories, DNA, cell structure, likes and dislikes and um, err...where was I? Lost my train of thought. Well, anyways, I can fix the box. With bits if twig and leaves, #5 managed to fix the duplicator. He set the Ethicator dial to "Evil" and stepped into the box. Nothing happened.
"Oops! I have no one to push the button."
So he set up a button inside the box, went in a pushed it.
A loud "Grissghgijnlkmbopdjerftlifnghduhbiong!" sound.
"I guess scientific progress evolved from "Boink"" he mused as he felt a duplicate being created.
That night, Calvin's dad walked up the stairs to Calvin's room for Calvin's bedtime story.
"I just hope it's not that infernal "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie" book again." he mumbled as he opened Calvin's bedroom door.
The six-year old was sitting on his bed, obviously awaiting his dad's arrival.
"What story do you want me to read you tonight?" Calvin's dad asked, "We can read anything except..."
"Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie"! Calvin cut him off.
"NO! NO Hamster Huey tonight! We've read that book a million times!" his dad screamed.
"I Want Hamster Huey!" yelled Calvin.
"Look, you KNOW how the story goes!" his dad explained, "You've memorized the entire thing! It's the same story every day!"
"I WANT HAMSTER HUEY!" yelled Calvin.
"OK! OK!" said his dad "Hamster Huey it is!"
With that, his dad picked up the hated book and began to read:
"Hamster Huey was a happy little hamster who lived in a small town called Dumpletown. Everyone in town loved the hamster.
One day, Hamster Huey was walking in the woods when he found a big apple in the middle of the path.
"Oh, boy!" said Huey "A big red apple just for me." and he did his hamster hop. (Here Calvin's dad got down on all fours and lifted his arms off the ground so he looked like a hamster standing on its hind legs and he hopped up and down)
Huey ate the apple and then he saw there was another one down the road. "Oh, boy!" said Huey "A big red apple just for me." and he did his hamster hop. (Calvin's dad does the hamster hop)
Huey ate the apple and then he saw there was another one down the road. So he ran back to the village and told everyone he was going to collect apples in the forest.
That evening, the townsfolk saw that Huey hadn't returned so they formed a search party and went into the forest looking for him.
After many hours of following the trail of footprints and hamster hops (Calvin's dad does the hamster hop), the townsfolk found Huey's basket with ten red apples in it, but no Huey.
They spread out and suddenly one of them yelled out. All the others cam running and the found Huey's body in a pool of blood. His head had been ripped off in a savage manner. He had been disembowelled and his guts were strewn about the bushes. The townsfolk gathered the body of the poor hamster and brought him back into town.
Days later, they went back into the woods to try and find Huey's head. But they never found it. The End!"
Calvin's dad closed the book and kissed Calvin goodnight.
"Wow," said Calvin after his dad was gone "the story was sure different THAT time."
"Do you think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey's head?" asked Hobbes.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Poll: Do YOU think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey's head?
This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink"" and "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons".
Again, I apologize for the fact that I forgot the duplicates liked being worms. Let's pretend (we all have an imagination, right?) that this duplicate didn't like being a worm anymore. O.K.?
The Clone Wars Part III
Calvin was a nervous wreck. This was worse than the time he'd lost Hobbes when a dog had grabbed him. It was worse then the time he'd forgotten Hobbes because his parents were late for a funeral and when he'd gotten home, he saw the house had been broken into and he'd though Hobbes was stolen. All those times were bad but THIS one topped them all. He had to eat the gross food his mom had made for dinner.
He wasn't worried about Hobbes, (Although, he was worried the tiger wouldn't find his way home. "That dumb tiger couldn't find his way out of an empty room!" -Yukon Ho!) He hoped that Hobbes would be home soon.
Hobbes ran though the woods. What an idiot he'd been. "I guess Calvin was right when he told his dad that a Tiger would do anything for a tuna fish sandwich." Hobbes though as he ran. The duplicate had lured him away from Calvin's house with (big surprise) a tuna fish sandwich. He'd promised him more if he stayed hidden in the woods. Finally, he saw Calvin's house in the distance. Suddenly, he heard a sound coming from his right. He froze, and saw it was Calvin's dad. He immediately reverted to his plush toy appearance. (You may have your own opinions about whether Hobbes is a real tiger or a figment of Calvin's imagination).
Calvin's dad walked up the road. He'd been in a bad bike accident and he was all bruised and cut up. He saw Hobbes by the side of the road. "So there he is!" said Calvin's dad "Well, won't Calvin be happy to see you!" He picked up the tiger and brought him inside.
"This is bad," said Calvin when he and Hobbes were left alone in his room, "what would the duplicate do with the duplicator?"
"Maybe," said Hobbes "he wants to go back in time so he can stop you from transmogrifying them into worms."
"Yes, but I made a few slight "modifications" to the box so if he tries to use it, it'll turn him back into a worm." said Calvin.
The duplicate came to in the woods.
"Damn tiger!" he said, "He'll be the first to go."
The duplicate (O.K. from now on, I'll call him #5) got up and walked over to the box. Right away, he noticed something was wrong.
"That idiot!" he chuckled "he thinks he can trick me by modifying the box. Doesn't he know that since I'm his duplicate I have all of his knowledge, memories, DNA, cell structure, likes and dislikes and um, err...where was I? Lost my train of thought. Well, anyways, I can fix the box. With bits if twig and leaves, #5 managed to fix the duplicator. He set the Ethicator dial to "Evil" and stepped into the box. Nothing happened.
"Oops! I have no one to push the button."
So he set up a button inside the box, went in a pushed it.
A loud "Grissghgijnlkmbopdjerftlifnghduhbiong!" sound.
"I guess scientific progress evolved from "Boink"" he mused as he felt a duplicate being created.
That night, Calvin's dad walked up the stairs to Calvin's room for Calvin's bedtime story.
"I just hope it's not that infernal "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie" book again." he mumbled as he opened Calvin's bedroom door.
The six-year old was sitting on his bed, obviously awaiting his dad's arrival.
"What story do you want me to read you tonight?" Calvin's dad asked, "We can read anything except..."
"Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie"! Calvin cut him off.
"NO! NO Hamster Huey tonight! We've read that book a million times!" his dad screamed.
"I Want Hamster Huey!" yelled Calvin.
"Look, you KNOW how the story goes!" his dad explained, "You've memorized the entire thing! It's the same story every day!"
"I WANT HAMSTER HUEY!" yelled Calvin.
"OK! OK!" said his dad "Hamster Huey it is!"
With that, his dad picked up the hated book and began to read:
"Hamster Huey was a happy little hamster who lived in a small town called Dumpletown. Everyone in town loved the hamster.
One day, Hamster Huey was walking in the woods when he found a big apple in the middle of the path.
"Oh, boy!" said Huey "A big red apple just for me." and he did his hamster hop. (Here Calvin's dad got down on all fours and lifted his arms off the ground so he looked like a hamster standing on its hind legs and he hopped up and down)
Huey ate the apple and then he saw there was another one down the road. "Oh, boy!" said Huey "A big red apple just for me." and he did his hamster hop. (Calvin's dad does the hamster hop)
Huey ate the apple and then he saw there was another one down the road. So he ran back to the village and told everyone he was going to collect apples in the forest.
That evening, the townsfolk saw that Huey hadn't returned so they formed a search party and went into the forest looking for him.
After many hours of following the trail of footprints and hamster hops (Calvin's dad does the hamster hop), the townsfolk found Huey's basket with ten red apples in it, but no Huey.
They spread out and suddenly one of them yelled out. All the others cam running and the found Huey's body in a pool of blood. His head had been ripped off in a savage manner. He had been disembowelled and his guts were strewn about the bushes. The townsfolk gathered the body of the poor hamster and brought him back into town.
Days later, they went back into the woods to try and find Huey's head. But they never found it. The End!"
Calvin's dad closed the book and kissed Calvin goodnight.
"Wow," said Calvin after his dad was gone "the story was sure different THAT time."
"Do you think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey's head?" asked Hobbes.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Poll: Do YOU think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey's head?