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This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink" " and "Attack of the Deranged Killer Monster Snow Goons".
The Clone Wars Part IV
Calvin was restless. He had a bad feeling about his duplicate. If he knew himself as well as he thought he did, his duplicate was up to something.
"And if he does something wrong, mom'll blame me like when I first made my duplicator." Calvin mused.
He got out of bed and went to the window. Outside, he could see his back yard, the woods behind his house and...was something crawling out of the
woods?
"Hobbes wake up!" said Calvin.
The tiger stretched and asked, "Hum, what?"
"There's something in the yard!" whispered Calvin.
The two looked out the window and saw nine shapes, robed in black. They stood before his window, swaying. A whisper came up from them.
"Cooome ouuuuuut...coooome ouuuut!"
"Go away!" yelled Calvin.
"Come out!" said the nine "To Mordor we bring you! We are the Nine, the Nazgul, the servants of Sauron, the Ringwraiths!"
Link_101: Um guys, wrong story! You're in the "Lord of the Rings Bloopers" I'll be making soon.
Ringwraiths: Oops. Sorry about that. It's just the little one looks like a Hobbit.
Link_101: Sorry about that folks. The people responsible for the inconvenience in the story have been sacked.
Calvin and Hobbes looked out the window and saw little shapes running around in the dark. The shapes were dressed in black pants and red-and-white
striped t-shirts. They seemed to be carrying small parcels.
"Hobbes," said Calvin "those look like my duplicates!"
"Maybe they are." said Hobbes.
"But I broke the duplicator!" wailed Calvin "How could he have...wait a minute! If he's my duplicate, he has all my knowledge which means he knows
all about the duplicator!"
"Look!" Hobbes pointed out the window. "They're assembling!"
The duplicates had grouped together in front of Calvin's window. One stood ahead of the others and Calvin guessed he was Duplicate #5. #5 gave a
nod and all the duplicates (there were about 20 in all), pulled balloons from their bags.
"On my command!" said #5 "FIRE!"
The duplicates began hurling balloons at the house. Calvin had the lucky reflex of closing the window before the first balloon hit. Lucky for him.
These were no water-filled balloons. These were paint-filled balloons. The first balloon hit, leaving a splash of bright yellow paint on the window.
More came and soon, Calvin's window was so full of blue, orange, red, and green splotches that he and Hobbes could not see what was going on
outside.
"We've got to stop them Hobbes!" yelled Calvin. "My parents'll kill me!"
As Calvin began climbing out of bed he stopped.
"What's wrong?" asked Hobbes.
"Did we check for monsters under my bed last night?" asked Calvin.
"Yes. There weren't any." said Hobbes.
"Better check again" said Calvin.
He leaned over the side of the bed and asked: "Are there any monsters under my bed?"
"Ten" said a voice from under the bed.
"Great." moaned Calvin "With ten monsters under my bed we'll never get outside alive!"
"Do you have anything that could help us cross the room?" asked Hobbes.
"No, wait, yes! My transmogrifier gun! We'll transmogrify ourselves into birds and fly across the room."
"Remember how you got stuck as an owl last time we used that thing?" said Hobbes.
"Well, that was because we over-heated the gun by using it too much. Two uses won't over-heat it."
Calvin got the gun from his bedside drawers and tuned Hobbes into a bat ("To fly through darkness" he explained to Hobbes), and himself into an
owl.
When they got outside, all the duplicates had gone and the house was a mess with paint all over it. Just then, the front door opened and Calvin's
dad walked out.
"Uh-oh." said Calvin "Trouble."
TO BE CONTINUED...
This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink" " and "Attack of the Deranged Killer Monster Snow Goons".
The Clone Wars Part IV
Calvin was restless. He had a bad feeling about his duplicate. If he knew himself as well as he thought he did, his duplicate was up to something.
"And if he does something wrong, mom'll blame me like when I first made my duplicator." Calvin mused.
He got out of bed and went to the window. Outside, he could see his back yard, the woods behind his house and...was something crawling out of the
woods?
"Hobbes wake up!" said Calvin.
The tiger stretched and asked, "Hum, what?"
"There's something in the yard!" whispered Calvin.
The two looked out the window and saw nine shapes, robed in black. They stood before his window, swaying. A whisper came up from them.
"Cooome ouuuuuut...coooome ouuuut!"
"Go away!" yelled Calvin.
"Come out!" said the nine "To Mordor we bring you! We are the Nine, the Nazgul, the servants of Sauron, the Ringwraiths!"
Link_101: Um guys, wrong story! You're in the "Lord of the Rings Bloopers" I'll be making soon.
Ringwraiths: Oops. Sorry about that. It's just the little one looks like a Hobbit.
Link_101: Sorry about that folks. The people responsible for the inconvenience in the story have been sacked.
Calvin and Hobbes looked out the window and saw little shapes running around in the dark. The shapes were dressed in black pants and red-and-white
striped t-shirts. They seemed to be carrying small parcels.
"Hobbes," said Calvin "those look like my duplicates!"
"Maybe they are." said Hobbes.
"But I broke the duplicator!" wailed Calvin "How could he have...wait a minute! If he's my duplicate, he has all my knowledge which means he knows
all about the duplicator!"
"Look!" Hobbes pointed out the window. "They're assembling!"
The duplicates had grouped together in front of Calvin's window. One stood ahead of the others and Calvin guessed he was Duplicate #5. #5 gave a
nod and all the duplicates (there were about 20 in all), pulled balloons from their bags.
"On my command!" said #5 "FIRE!"
The duplicates began hurling balloons at the house. Calvin had the lucky reflex of closing the window before the first balloon hit. Lucky for him.
These were no water-filled balloons. These were paint-filled balloons. The first balloon hit, leaving a splash of bright yellow paint on the window.
More came and soon, Calvin's window was so full of blue, orange, red, and green splotches that he and Hobbes could not see what was going on
outside.
"We've got to stop them Hobbes!" yelled Calvin. "My parents'll kill me!"
As Calvin began climbing out of bed he stopped.
"What's wrong?" asked Hobbes.
"Did we check for monsters under my bed last night?" asked Calvin.
"Yes. There weren't any." said Hobbes.
"Better check again" said Calvin.
He leaned over the side of the bed and asked: "Are there any monsters under my bed?"
"Ten" said a voice from under the bed.
"Great." moaned Calvin "With ten monsters under my bed we'll never get outside alive!"
"Do you have anything that could help us cross the room?" asked Hobbes.
"No, wait, yes! My transmogrifier gun! We'll transmogrify ourselves into birds and fly across the room."
"Remember how you got stuck as an owl last time we used that thing?" said Hobbes.
"Well, that was because we over-heated the gun by using it too much. Two uses won't over-heat it."
Calvin got the gun from his bedside drawers and tuned Hobbes into a bat ("To fly through darkness" he explained to Hobbes), and himself into an
owl.
When they got outside, all the duplicates had gone and the house was a mess with paint all over it. Just then, the front door opened and Calvin's
dad walked out.
"Uh-oh." said Calvin "Trouble."
TO BE CONTINUED...