Disclaimer: I do not own Calvin and Hobbes or any other products mentioned in this fanfic.
This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink" " and "Attack of the Deranged Killer Monster Snow Goons".
The Clone Wars Part V
"CALVIN!" Calvin's dad yelled "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE HOUSE?"
"I wasn't me!" said Calvin. Of course, this was useless, since his explanations wouldn't be heard by his parents as his dad dragged him into the
house and put him to bed
The next morning, Calvin's alarm rang and Calvin just rolled over in bed. ten minutes later, right on cue, his mom burst in his room yelling (as
usual): "CALVIN! GET UP! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
She grabbed Calvin and took off his PJ's, pulled his eternal black pants and striped T-shirt. Then she dragged him down to the kitchen and
force-fed him his bowl of Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs (chewy on the outside, crunchy on the inside. Or is that the other way 'round?). As she
shoved in the last spoonful, the bus pulled up to the curb where Suzie was waiting.
By now, Calvin was awake enough to understand this wasn't a Saturday. He grabbed the doorframe and hung on with all his might. For extra bracing,
he placed his feet against the door hinges. Calvin's mom, realizing Calvin was resisting her tugging, tried to push him out from behind. Calvin
knew he mustn't let go. If he did, it meant another day from paying rapt attention to Ms. Wormwood, a whole day of fearing Moe was waiting for him
in the halls, and an entire day of waiting for the bell.
Seeing her pushing was ineffective, Calvin's mom started tickling Calvin. Calvin tried to stay calm but was soon overcome by laughter and his grip
weakened. seizing the moment, his mom pushed him out the door. As soon as Calvin hit the ground, he took off.
"We join our hero, the daring Spaceman Spiff as he is pursued by a Zoron guard trying to force him to board the shuttle headed for the labour
camps." Calvin thought as he raced along, his mom hot on his tail. Racing around the house, Calvin managed to distance his mom enough for her to
be out of sight. He ran for the tree house. "Spiff spots an guard tower, from there he can repel the guard while staying safe."
As Calvin ran for the rope ladder, it was pulled up. The head of the French knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" popped up from the fort.
"'Allo, daffy American kniggets and Monsieur Calvin-Spiff, who has the brain of a duck, you know!" said the Frenchman.
Link_101: Wrong story Frenchman.
Frenchman: "I 'ope you're 'appy you silly Amerikaners. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Link_101: Yeah, whatever, get out of here.
As Calvin ran for the rope ladder, it was pulled up. Hobbes' head popped up from the fort.
"Who goes there?" he asked.
"It's me!" said Calvin "Let down the ladder! Mom's gonna make me go to school!"
"What's the password?" asked Hobbes.
"Hurry! Now's not the time for this" wailed Calvin.
"Just recite the 35th verse and I'll let you up" said Hobbes.
"There is no 35th verse!" said Calvin.
"Make it up." said Hobbes
"Tigers are fierce,
Tigers are brave,
Meeting a tiger is a sure path to your gave.
Don't mess with them,
That'd be really dumb,
A tiger is a reliable source of fun."
"You didn't do the dance." said Hobbes.
"GOTCHA!" said Calvin's mom as she grabbed his shirt and dragged him to the car.
Meanwhile in the forest #5 talked to his duplicate army:
"You did well duplicates. Now Calvin's parents will be so mad at him that they'll blame him for everything we'll do. Our next major offensive will
occur at 1400 hours when the target is in the tree house with the striped cat. Dismissed!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink" " and "Attack of the Deranged Killer Monster Snow Goons".
The Clone Wars Part V
"CALVIN!" Calvin's dad yelled "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE HOUSE?"
"I wasn't me!" said Calvin. Of course, this was useless, since his explanations wouldn't be heard by his parents as his dad dragged him into the
house and put him to bed
The next morning, Calvin's alarm rang and Calvin just rolled over in bed. ten minutes later, right on cue, his mom burst in his room yelling (as
usual): "CALVIN! GET UP! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
She grabbed Calvin and took off his PJ's, pulled his eternal black pants and striped T-shirt. Then she dragged him down to the kitchen and
force-fed him his bowl of Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs (chewy on the outside, crunchy on the inside. Or is that the other way 'round?). As she
shoved in the last spoonful, the bus pulled up to the curb where Suzie was waiting.
By now, Calvin was awake enough to understand this wasn't a Saturday. He grabbed the doorframe and hung on with all his might. For extra bracing,
he placed his feet against the door hinges. Calvin's mom, realizing Calvin was resisting her tugging, tried to push him out from behind. Calvin
knew he mustn't let go. If he did, it meant another day from paying rapt attention to Ms. Wormwood, a whole day of fearing Moe was waiting for him
in the halls, and an entire day of waiting for the bell.
Seeing her pushing was ineffective, Calvin's mom started tickling Calvin. Calvin tried to stay calm but was soon overcome by laughter and his grip
weakened. seizing the moment, his mom pushed him out the door. As soon as Calvin hit the ground, he took off.
"We join our hero, the daring Spaceman Spiff as he is pursued by a Zoron guard trying to force him to board the shuttle headed for the labour
camps." Calvin thought as he raced along, his mom hot on his tail. Racing around the house, Calvin managed to distance his mom enough for her to
be out of sight. He ran for the tree house. "Spiff spots an guard tower, from there he can repel the guard while staying safe."
As Calvin ran for the rope ladder, it was pulled up. The head of the French knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" popped up from the fort.
"'Allo, daffy American kniggets and Monsieur Calvin-Spiff, who has the brain of a duck, you know!" said the Frenchman.
Link_101: Wrong story Frenchman.
Frenchman: "I 'ope you're 'appy you silly Amerikaners. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Link_101: Yeah, whatever, get out of here.
As Calvin ran for the rope ladder, it was pulled up. Hobbes' head popped up from the fort.
"Who goes there?" he asked.
"It's me!" said Calvin "Let down the ladder! Mom's gonna make me go to school!"
"What's the password?" asked Hobbes.
"Hurry! Now's not the time for this" wailed Calvin.
"Just recite the 35th verse and I'll let you up" said Hobbes.
"There is no 35th verse!" said Calvin.
"Make it up." said Hobbes
"Tigers are fierce,
Tigers are brave,
Meeting a tiger is a sure path to your gave.
Don't mess with them,
That'd be really dumb,
A tiger is a reliable source of fun."
"You didn't do the dance." said Hobbes.
"GOTCHA!" said Calvin's mom as she grabbed his shirt and dragged him to the car.
Meanwhile in the forest #5 talked to his duplicate army:
"You did well duplicates. Now Calvin's parents will be so mad at him that they'll blame him for everything we'll do. Our next major offensive will
occur at 1400 hours when the target is in the tree house with the striped cat. Dismissed!"
TO BE CONTINUED...