Disclaimer: I do not own Calvin and Hobbes or any other products mentioned in this fanfic.
This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink" " and "Attack of the Deranged Killer Monster Snow Goons".
After reviewing my reviews and much debating, I have decided that the townsfolk will NEVER FIND HAMSTER HUEY'S HEAD! BWAHAHAHA...cough, er, on to the story!
The Clone Wars Part VII
"What are we gonna do Hobbes?" yelled Calvin as they ducked from the incoming barrage of water balloons.
"I dunnknow." said Hobbes "Jack off?"
"PG! PG! This story is PG!" yelled Calvin.
"Oh, sorry" said Hobbes.
The balloon barrage was increasing now. Some duplicates were even venturing up to the trunk of the tree and attempting to climb it.
"Oh man!" said Calvin "Desperate times call for desperate measures!"
He reached into his pocket and withdrew a small picture of Suzie Derkins.
"Hey dupes!" he yelled, "Get a load of this!"
He threw the picture over the edge of the tree fort.
Cries of "AHHH! A GIRL!" and "RUN AWAY!" were heard. When Calvin looked over the edge of the fort, all the duplicates were running away.
Within a few minutes, all the duplicated were gone.
"Wow", said Hobbes, "where'd you get a picture of Suzie?"
"I beat up Tommy Chestnut for it a few days ago." said Calvin, "You never know when a girl's picture may come in handy."
Meanwhile at the duplicate HQ--
"MEN," #5 boomed from his throne.
"Um, s'cuze me sir," said a duplicate, "unless you're stupid or something, you'd notice we're all six!"
"OK, OK, GUYS!" #5 said, "The enemy used a cunning weapon to vanquish us. We must form a new strategy!"
Back at the tree fort, Calvin and Hobbes were discussing the attack.
"We need to get rid of them!" said Calvin, "or else, I'll get blamed in they do anything bad!"
"What we need," said Hobbes, "is to challenge their leader to a test of wits. If he wins, we're in deep trouble. If he looses, he has to go back to being a worm along with all the other
Duplicates"
"Yeah, but I'm no good at wits." said Calvin, "Unless..."
They both looked at each other.
"CALVINBALL!" the exclaimed in unison.
"We'll challenge him to a match of Calvinball!" said Hobbes.
"This is perfect!" said Calvin, "My parents are going out this afternoon. We can have it then!"
Calvin grabbed his bow and dictated a note to Hobbes who wrote it note on a sheet of paper:
"To the leader of the duplicates:
We, of the G.R.O.S.S. tree fort feel that to avoid further disputes, we should settle our differences like gentlemen. Therefore, I, Calvin, Dictator-for-Life of the Get
Rid Of Slimy girlS club, challenge you to a match of the most sacred game of Calvinball.
Should you accept my challenge, meet at the tree fort at 1300 hours. If you should win, I, as well as President and First Tiger Hobbes will disband and leave you and your army victorious. If I should win, you and you army must go back to being worms.
Sincerely,
Calvin, Dictator-For-Life of the G.R.O.S.S. club"
Calvin read the note over and gave it to Hobbes who put his "Official Notary Seal of the 3rd order of the Tigers" on the bottom. Calvin took the note and tied it to an arrow. He shot the
arrow towards the forest.
A few hours later, Calvin and Hobbes were anxiously waiting at the base of the tree fort. they had everything ready for Calvinball. Hobbes had given some of his best tips to Calvin. All
they needed was #5. At exactly 1 'o'clock, he came out of the woods.
"I accept your pitiful challenge!" He yelled.
"Good, " said Calvin, "let's go."
Calvin gave a mask to the duplicate who put it on. Calvin put his mask on as well.
The story now switches to Hobbes' POV who plays the announcer.
"And they have sung the Calvinball anthem, the ball is up, and the game is on! It's Calvin straight into the wickets with #5 coming right on. #5 grabs the Calvinball and throws it up.
He's calling a Ball Zone! Wherever the ball lands, nobody can go but him! And the ball is down, right in front of Calvin's 73rd base! Calvin has to go and touch all of his other bases to
free the 73rd again. There he goes! The duplicate grabs Calvin's flag and he's going through the sprinkler. Wait! Calvin's called a frictionless on his flag. The duplicate cannot hold on
to the flag, it's too slippery. Calvin has finished touching all his bases and he grabs the duplicate's flag. The duplicate grabs the croquet mallet and jumps over the wicket to catch
Calvin. He calls a "no-flag zone" on Calvin but Calvin touched the opposite pole a second before, the "no-flag zone" cancels out!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Sorry I haven't updated in a long time but what with school and my life, I haven't had much time for fanfics. If anyone has ideas for the Calvinball game, I could use 'em!
This story takes place during "Scientific Progress goes "Boink" " and "Attack of the Deranged Killer Monster Snow Goons".
After reviewing my reviews and much debating, I have decided that the townsfolk will NEVER FIND HAMSTER HUEY'S HEAD! BWAHAHAHA...cough, er, on to the story!
The Clone Wars Part VII
"What are we gonna do Hobbes?" yelled Calvin as they ducked from the incoming barrage of water balloons.
"I dunnknow." said Hobbes "Jack off?"
"PG! PG! This story is PG!" yelled Calvin.
"Oh, sorry" said Hobbes.
The balloon barrage was increasing now. Some duplicates were even venturing up to the trunk of the tree and attempting to climb it.
"Oh man!" said Calvin "Desperate times call for desperate measures!"
He reached into his pocket and withdrew a small picture of Suzie Derkins.
"Hey dupes!" he yelled, "Get a load of this!"
He threw the picture over the edge of the tree fort.
Cries of "AHHH! A GIRL!" and "RUN AWAY!" were heard. When Calvin looked over the edge of the fort, all the duplicates were running away.
Within a few minutes, all the duplicated were gone.
"Wow", said Hobbes, "where'd you get a picture of Suzie?"
"I beat up Tommy Chestnut for it a few days ago." said Calvin, "You never know when a girl's picture may come in handy."
Meanwhile at the duplicate HQ--
"MEN," #5 boomed from his throne.
"Um, s'cuze me sir," said a duplicate, "unless you're stupid or something, you'd notice we're all six!"
"OK, OK, GUYS!" #5 said, "The enemy used a cunning weapon to vanquish us. We must form a new strategy!"
Back at the tree fort, Calvin and Hobbes were discussing the attack.
"We need to get rid of them!" said Calvin, "or else, I'll get blamed in they do anything bad!"
"What we need," said Hobbes, "is to challenge their leader to a test of wits. If he wins, we're in deep trouble. If he looses, he has to go back to being a worm along with all the other
Duplicates"
"Yeah, but I'm no good at wits." said Calvin, "Unless..."
They both looked at each other.
"CALVINBALL!" the exclaimed in unison.
"We'll challenge him to a match of Calvinball!" said Hobbes.
"This is perfect!" said Calvin, "My parents are going out this afternoon. We can have it then!"
Calvin grabbed his bow and dictated a note to Hobbes who wrote it note on a sheet of paper:
"To the leader of the duplicates:
We, of the G.R.O.S.S. tree fort feel that to avoid further disputes, we should settle our differences like gentlemen. Therefore, I, Calvin, Dictator-for-Life of the Get
Rid Of Slimy girlS club, challenge you to a match of the most sacred game of Calvinball.
Should you accept my challenge, meet at the tree fort at 1300 hours. If you should win, I, as well as President and First Tiger Hobbes will disband and leave you and your army victorious. If I should win, you and you army must go back to being worms.
Sincerely,
Calvin, Dictator-For-Life of the G.R.O.S.S. club"
Calvin read the note over and gave it to Hobbes who put his "Official Notary Seal of the 3rd order of the Tigers" on the bottom. Calvin took the note and tied it to an arrow. He shot the
arrow towards the forest.
A few hours later, Calvin and Hobbes were anxiously waiting at the base of the tree fort. they had everything ready for Calvinball. Hobbes had given some of his best tips to Calvin. All
they needed was #5. At exactly 1 'o'clock, he came out of the woods.
"I accept your pitiful challenge!" He yelled.
"Good, " said Calvin, "let's go."
Calvin gave a mask to the duplicate who put it on. Calvin put his mask on as well.
The story now switches to Hobbes' POV who plays the announcer.
"And they have sung the Calvinball anthem, the ball is up, and the game is on! It's Calvin straight into the wickets with #5 coming right on. #5 grabs the Calvinball and throws it up.
He's calling a Ball Zone! Wherever the ball lands, nobody can go but him! And the ball is down, right in front of Calvin's 73rd base! Calvin has to go and touch all of his other bases to
free the 73rd again. There he goes! The duplicate grabs Calvin's flag and he's going through the sprinkler. Wait! Calvin's called a frictionless on his flag. The duplicate cannot hold on
to the flag, it's too slippery. Calvin has finished touching all his bases and he grabs the duplicate's flag. The duplicate grabs the croquet mallet and jumps over the wicket to catch
Calvin. He calls a "no-flag zone" on Calvin but Calvin touched the opposite pole a second before, the "no-flag zone" cancels out!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Sorry I haven't updated in a long time but what with school and my life, I haven't had much time for fanfics. If anyone has ideas for the Calvinball game, I could use 'em!