SORRY ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAST UPDATED! AS USUAL, ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. HOPE YOU ENJOY PART 2!
Still Halloween at Hogwarts! Only, its kareoke time! Dumbledore started it off with a song from the "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack. McGonagal sang "Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna. Lee Jordan (who dressed as Dr. FrankNFurter from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" sang "Sweet Transvestite". Fred and George pulled Ron and Ginny up on stage with them to sing "We are Family" by Sister Sledge. Draco, who sang "I'm too Sexy", came up to Harry, who was making out with a Hufflepuff girl dressed as Pink (from the "Just Like a Pill" video, the first outfit you see her in). He tapped him on the shoulder.
"Say," he drawled. "Have you seen Hermione?"
"No. Why?"
"No reason," he smirked. "I could use another on my Hoe Train." He pointed to the long line of ladies behind him, Pansy as a very er, sexy nurse in the front.
"Whatever." Harry went back to making out with the Hufflepuff.
After colliding with Filch (who was dressed as Dr. Evil from "Austin Powers" with Mrs. Norris as Mr. Biggelsworth), Ron ran up to Harry who was helping himself to some punch. "Harry!" Ron panted. "Have you seen Hermione?"
Harry rolled his eyes. "Why does everyone keep asking me that?"
"I need - dance - partner!" Ron pointed to couples doing the bump and grind while Crabbe and Goyle (as early 80s rappers) were singing "Hot in Herre" by Nelly.
"Lemme check the map." Harry pulled out the Maruader's Map, tapped it and whispered the password. The outline of Hogwarts spread across the map. "It seems Hermione is with...SNAPE?"
"Gods, even on Halloween she has to study!" Ron peered over Harry's shoulder. Immediently he blanced. "Harry? Um, I don't like the way those dots are moving."
Harry's eye twitched. "I didn't think studying was so...active."
"Look! Speech bubbles!" Ron pointed.
H: Severus, you do that sooo gooooood. Can you help me take my bra off?
s: I'm sure that you are completely aware of the fact that at the moment my hands are busy.
H: Oh I am, Severus, I ammmmmmm. But you COULD use your teeth, you know.
Harry and Ron made disgusted faces. "We never speak of this again."
"Agreed," Ron said, "Let's go, I wanna hear Milicent Bulstrode sing 'Barbie Girl'."
Harry put the map away and headed back to his Hufflepuff make-out partner. Ron jumped on the conga line Seamus (Batman) and Dean (Michael Jackson) were starting. The Halloween Bash continued 'till the wee hours of the morning, with a lone Ravenclaw Sailor Moon singing 'Baby Got Back' as the last song of the night.
UM...I HOPE PART 2 WAS NOT DISAPOINTING FOR YOU. PLEASE REVIEW! THE FINAL CHAPTER, PART 3, WILL BE UP SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE. STAY TUNED!
Still Halloween at Hogwarts! Only, its kareoke time! Dumbledore started it off with a song from the "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack. McGonagal sang "Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna. Lee Jordan (who dressed as Dr. FrankNFurter from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" sang "Sweet Transvestite". Fred and George pulled Ron and Ginny up on stage with them to sing "We are Family" by Sister Sledge. Draco, who sang "I'm too Sexy", came up to Harry, who was making out with a Hufflepuff girl dressed as Pink (from the "Just Like a Pill" video, the first outfit you see her in). He tapped him on the shoulder.
"Say," he drawled. "Have you seen Hermione?"
"No. Why?"
"No reason," he smirked. "I could use another on my Hoe Train." He pointed to the long line of ladies behind him, Pansy as a very er, sexy nurse in the front.
"Whatever." Harry went back to making out with the Hufflepuff.
After colliding with Filch (who was dressed as Dr. Evil from "Austin Powers" with Mrs. Norris as Mr. Biggelsworth), Ron ran up to Harry who was helping himself to some punch. "Harry!" Ron panted. "Have you seen Hermione?"
Harry rolled his eyes. "Why does everyone keep asking me that?"
"I need - dance - partner!" Ron pointed to couples doing the bump and grind while Crabbe and Goyle (as early 80s rappers) were singing "Hot in Herre" by Nelly.
"Lemme check the map." Harry pulled out the Maruader's Map, tapped it and whispered the password. The outline of Hogwarts spread across the map. "It seems Hermione is with...SNAPE?"
"Gods, even on Halloween she has to study!" Ron peered over Harry's shoulder. Immediently he blanced. "Harry? Um, I don't like the way those dots are moving."
Harry's eye twitched. "I didn't think studying was so...active."
"Look! Speech bubbles!" Ron pointed.
H: Severus, you do that sooo gooooood. Can you help me take my bra off?
s: I'm sure that you are completely aware of the fact that at the moment my hands are busy.
H: Oh I am, Severus, I ammmmmmm. But you COULD use your teeth, you know.
Harry and Ron made disgusted faces. "We never speak of this again."
"Agreed," Ron said, "Let's go, I wanna hear Milicent Bulstrode sing 'Barbie Girl'."
Harry put the map away and headed back to his Hufflepuff make-out partner. Ron jumped on the conga line Seamus (Batman) and Dean (Michael Jackson) were starting. The Halloween Bash continued 'till the wee hours of the morning, with a lone Ravenclaw Sailor Moon singing 'Baby Got Back' as the last song of the night.
UM...I HOPE PART 2 WAS NOT DISAPOINTING FOR YOU. PLEASE REVIEW! THE FINAL CHAPTER, PART 3, WILL BE UP SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE. STAY TUNED!