*Sighs* Just 2 chapters left in this fic! And I seriously have no clue how exactly I'm going to write them.... I promise that this fic will be finished before May 30 though. That's my goal... to finish this one and Inertia so I can get started on some new stuff.
Now...time for presents....
Téa-a light bulb
Joey-A squeaky hammer to hit Kaiba with
Yami Bakura- super-genki-fuzzball-hug
Bakura- a lawn mower for Yami Bakura's brain, and super-genki-fuzzball-hug
Me!: a big crate of sushi and noodles
*Sounds * or *actions * or *descriptions*
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Disclaimer-I own nothing! Except the ideas in this fic, those were thought up by my imagination!
Oh, someone asked me if I could some how incorporate a bit of Yaoi into this fic.... I'll try my hardest to, but I can't promise anything. If you go read Inertia, there's plenty of yaoi there.
Just to recap what went on in the last chapter...Pegasus was giving the gang a tour of the cushy Tushy toilet paper factory and it appears that he doesn't remember anything...or does he? Joey and his friends find some odd white colored candies and eat them. What kind of effect will these have on our heroes? And where's Kaiba?
The Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain (2nd last chapter!)
'That's right, take the bait. You'll soon get your pay back Joey...and you too Yugi-boy and that spirit of yours...some things are not easily forgotten...'
Without the white haired guide noticing, Kaiba managed to sneak back into the group. He also spotted the candies and grabbed one, popping it into his mouth in one smooth motion. 'Hmm...this isn't half bad....' He thought, as the flavor flowed through his mouth. 'Not that bad at all'. He surveyed the rest of the people that had also eaten the mysterious white candies and noticed something a bit strange. Everyone seemed to be in some sort of trance in which they seemed to pay attention to what Pegasus was saying. "This is weird" he mumbled as his eyes drifted to a certain blonde student. "Even that mutt is paying attention.... something's not righ...". Seto Kaiba never got to finish his sentence as a wave of warmth washed over his and he felt his mind go blank.
*~* Brain's talking *~*
Yugi's brain-sir ma'am? We have finally translated what Kaiba's brain said to us...
Yugi's brain (leader person thing)-Well? What are you waiting for? Tell me now!
Yugi's brain-well... it's all revolved around....*everything goes pitch black*
*~*
Bakura's brain-*there are sounds of motors being revved and the smell of gasoline in the air*
Bakura's brain (mechanic)-sir? You're already to go! Be careful though!
Bakura's brain (main leader cell thing)-sure, whatever. *Grips handle bars of motorcycle* Watch me fly!! *Several cells cover their eyes as he speeds towards the edge of the cliff, the 90 foot drop and the 16 foot gap across the pieces of land. He approaches the jump.... and everything goes pitch black*
(A.n-any one else noticing a pattern?)
*~*
Kaiba's brain-prooooooooooooo! PROOOOOOPROOOOO!!!!!! *Everything goes pitch black and some explosions are heard from the Kuriboh's hitting the wall*
*~*
Tristan's brain-now, make cocksure to emancipate your consolidate files incase of a power outage, we cannot yield all this moil!
Tristan's brain (one little slave cell thing)-affirmative, let me termination this fanfic inaugural!
Tristan's brain (head honcho cell)-I lingual right now!!! *Everything goes pitch black and the noise machines shutting off is heard along with various screams*
*~*
Téa's brain-darkness, doom, grief, blood, *everything goes pitch black.... Oops, it already was pitch black to begin with*
*~*
Joey's brain (boy 1)-NO!!! It's my turn to play with the super bouncy ball!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-IT"S MY TURN!!!
Joey's brain (boy 1)-TEACHER!!! He stole my ball!!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-Did not!!!! *Everything goes pitch black and children start to cry loudly*
*~*
Yami's brain-oh woe is me! My birds have been set free! *Picks up script* My plants are dead...please don't make me stand on my head! *Everything goes pitch black* Who unplugged the lights? How am I supposed to act the fight? *Stomps off stage and a loud thump is heard along with some creative swearing that doesn't rhyme*
*~*
Yami Bakura-oh my lovely little flowers! You are just so beautiful!! *Bends down to sniff flowers, and everything goes pitch black* NO!!! THEY'RE GOING TO DIE WITHOUT LIGHT!!!!!!!
*~* People talking...finally*~*
"Now, as I was saying we here at Cushy Tushy toilet paper factory have been putting our heads together for a while to come up with new uses for toilet paper" Maximillion said calmly, brushing a stray piece of white hair out his face. His blue eyes glinted mysteriously, noticing that he almost had everyone's undivided attention now. "If you would follow me....we will see one new use we came up with" and with that said, he strode off again, smiling to himself he heard no complaints from anybody.
Little did he know that one person had managed to shake himself out of the trance. 'What's going on?' Yami thought, looking bewildered. 'Wasn't I just at the beach with Yugi?'. The ancient pharaoh looked around to see his aibou staring mindlessly ahead, violet eyes blank. "Aibou?" he whispered, placing a gentle hand on Yugi's shoulder. "Are you okay?"
"No talking!" Mr. Smith demanded harshly. Shooting a death glare at the teacher, Yami shut his mouth and continued walking, eyes staring straight ahead. 'Everyone seems hypnotized....' he concluded noticing the same lifeless stare on Joey, Tristan, Téa, and Bakura's face. //Aibou? // the spirit asked through the mind link. //Can you hear me? //
*~* Brain's talking*~*
Yugi's brain-*lights go back on* Well, that's.....good....Where are we? *Loud-rumbling sound can be heard* Why are we in a car? A very fast moving car I might add.... is that a cliff?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-yes.... that's a very big cliff and we're about to go over it!!!
Yugi's brain (the whole population)-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Car begins to fly over the cliff*
*~*
Yami's brain-geez, it took you long enough to put the lights back on, I better not have missed my song. *Takes a look around.... sees 100 computers and empty coffee cups* Where is my stage? And my page???
Yami's brain (slave cell)-I do not know of great one, this place doesn't look like a lot of fun......
Yami's brain (main actor)-*eyes computer suspiously* are these the work of the witches with brooms? Who let them in the room??
Yami's brain (slave cell)- Not I my lord, shall you need you sword?
Yami's brain (main actor)-I do not think so, I wonder when we will go?
*~*
Yami Bakura's brain-What is this? There's not light!!! Where are my flowers? My grass? My sun?????
*~*
Kaiba's brain-prooo?proo?? *It's a school playground, several more explosions are heard as Kuriboh's run into the equipment there* Proo????????????
Kaiba's brain (Teacher)-Everyone get away from the slide! It's off limits!!
Kaiba's brain-PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
*~*
Joey's brain (boy1)-hey! We're floating!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-we are!!
Joey's brain (girl 1)-hehehe.... you guys agreed on something!
Joey's brain (boy 1)-did not!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-did not!
Joey's brain (girl 1)-see? You just agreed again!
Joey's brain (boy1)-no!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-no!
Joey's brain (girl 1)-hehehehehehehehe! *Floats off, giggling*
Joey's brain (boy 1)-should we put a worm down her shirt?
Joey's brain (boy 2)-and dirt!
*~*
Téa's brain-*cowers from the light* where am I? What's all this.....sunlight? And grass???
*~* People talking*~*
Meanwhile, Pegasus had led the group to a new room, one with stacks of blank paper everywhere. "We decided to make actual toilet paper" he explained, grinning brightly. "This product will be available in stores as soon as we work out a few bugs"
"What 'bugs' are you referring to?" Mrs. Rame asked curiously, looking totally interested. The ex-multi-millionaire blushed slightly.
"Well, whenever pen touches the paper...there's an interesting chemical reaction...."
"Which is?"
"Well...the writer's hand turns purple and the paper turns a neon purple" he admitted. "But we're working non-stop to try and fix this problem". This last comment was added in a hurry. "Now, we must be moving on to our next new inventive product....". Yami frowned slightly as they continued down the hall.
//Aibou? Please answer// he pleaded mentally.
/ Hey Yami! Come play in the water/ Yugi responded enthusiastically. /It's really nice/
Yami sighed mentally. It appeared to be that Yugi was in the same daydream he had been in before. //It's just a dream Yugi...snap out of it//
/What are you talking about Yami? The sun is so nice and warm.../
//Hikari...//
This time, a mental sigh was received from Yugi's end. /You're not making any sense what so ever! /
//Okay...Pegasus put some sort of curse on those candies we ate...and now everyone is daydream and it look like we're all paying attention// the spirit explained, trying to be patient.
There was a mental frown on Yugi's part. /Like zombies? /
//...I guess...I'm not really sure//
/You're crazy...you've been out of the puzzle too long. Come back/
//Yugi! Will you not listen to reason? // Yami practically screamed through their link. Yugi's mind winced slightly.
/Fine then, don't come back. I'm going swimming! / And with that, the small of the pair severed the link, leaving Yami behind.
Meanwhile, while that mental conversation had been taking place, The tour guide had led them to another room and flung open the door. "Now, this is where toilet paper shoes are made" he announced proudly. Yami quirked an eyebrow. Shoes?
"What happens if you wear them out in the rain?" one of the other students piped up. The white-haired man glared in the direction the voice had come from.
"Then they will disintegrate...so that's why you don't wear them when it's wet...now, if we move on to the next room..."
*~*Brain's talking*~*
Yugi's brain-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Suddenly, there's a loud thump and the car bounces up and down as it reaches the other side of the gorge* Oh my god...we lived!!!! *Everyone jumps up and down screaming* I can't believe...that we're...still alive?!?!?!
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-um, sir ma'am?
Yugi's brain (leader)-what is it now?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-you remember how we finally translated the message?
Yugi's brain (leader)-yes...what about it?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-well...it's down there...*points to bottom of gorge*
Yugi's brain (leader)-you're kidding...right?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-no
Yugi's brain (leader)-*looks down and shivers violently* there is no way I'm going down there...*points to another random cell* You! You go down there and get the papers! NOW!
Yugi's brain (random cell)-*gulps* Yes sir ma'am...*straps on rock climbing gear and disappears from sight*
Yugi's brain (leader)-*looks at audience* I suppose you want to know what's going on, eh? Well...it seems as though that candy the body ate has had a strange effect on the brains...we're in Yami Bakura's right now...but who's in ours? And for everyone else's?? How do we get back???? *Picks up brain phone and dials 456* Hello, Tristan?
Tristan's brain-I can't drudgery with all especial...this... patriarchal refuse! It's direly vexatious and musty and there's negative computers or discipline!!
Yugi's brain-I was just hoping that you would have some sort of answer to this problem...
Tristan's brain- on whose account can I guidance you if I can't resolve my dominate issues?? This is extraordinarily positively sinister!
Yugi's brain-*sighs and hangs up phone* well...it look like we're stuck like this for a while...
*~* People talking *~*
Joey mindlessly followed the group around the building...but it thoughts were in a much different place. There was a picnic on the grass... with all his favorites foods...and Seto Kaiba?!?! 'What are you doing here?' the blonde cried mentally in his daydream.
'I am hear because I have to tell you something puppy dog' the dream like Kaiba replied calmly in Joey's daydream.
TBC
Uh oh...those candies did bad things!!!!! Anyways, sorry it's a bit on the short side...there's the yaoi that one person who I can't remember asked for...nothing major but it's still there. The next chapter will be the last one no doubt. Hopefully everyone can return to their own bodies...er...brains. And remember, that whole last conversation between Joey and Kaiba was in Joey's head...so nothing was said outloud. Sorry for any mistakes...my beta reader is away for the week.
Please R&R!!!
Wishful Thinker
Now...time for presents....
Téa-a light bulb
Joey-A squeaky hammer to hit Kaiba with
Yami Bakura- super-genki-fuzzball-hug
Bakura- a lawn mower for Yami Bakura's brain, and super-genki-fuzzball-hug
Me!: a big crate of sushi and noodles
*Sounds * or *actions * or *descriptions*
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Disclaimer-I own nothing! Except the ideas in this fic, those were thought up by my imagination!
Oh, someone asked me if I could some how incorporate a bit of Yaoi into this fic.... I'll try my hardest to, but I can't promise anything. If you go read Inertia, there's plenty of yaoi there.
Just to recap what went on in the last chapter...Pegasus was giving the gang a tour of the cushy Tushy toilet paper factory and it appears that he doesn't remember anything...or does he? Joey and his friends find some odd white colored candies and eat them. What kind of effect will these have on our heroes? And where's Kaiba?
The Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain (2nd last chapter!)
'That's right, take the bait. You'll soon get your pay back Joey...and you too Yugi-boy and that spirit of yours...some things are not easily forgotten...'
Without the white haired guide noticing, Kaiba managed to sneak back into the group. He also spotted the candies and grabbed one, popping it into his mouth in one smooth motion. 'Hmm...this isn't half bad....' He thought, as the flavor flowed through his mouth. 'Not that bad at all'. He surveyed the rest of the people that had also eaten the mysterious white candies and noticed something a bit strange. Everyone seemed to be in some sort of trance in which they seemed to pay attention to what Pegasus was saying. "This is weird" he mumbled as his eyes drifted to a certain blonde student. "Even that mutt is paying attention.... something's not righ...". Seto Kaiba never got to finish his sentence as a wave of warmth washed over his and he felt his mind go blank.
*~* Brain's talking *~*
Yugi's brain-sir ma'am? We have finally translated what Kaiba's brain said to us...
Yugi's brain (leader person thing)-Well? What are you waiting for? Tell me now!
Yugi's brain-well... it's all revolved around....*everything goes pitch black*
*~*
Bakura's brain-*there are sounds of motors being revved and the smell of gasoline in the air*
Bakura's brain (mechanic)-sir? You're already to go! Be careful though!
Bakura's brain (main leader cell thing)-sure, whatever. *Grips handle bars of motorcycle* Watch me fly!! *Several cells cover their eyes as he speeds towards the edge of the cliff, the 90 foot drop and the 16 foot gap across the pieces of land. He approaches the jump.... and everything goes pitch black*
(A.n-any one else noticing a pattern?)
*~*
Kaiba's brain-prooooooooooooo! PROOOOOOPROOOOO!!!!!! *Everything goes pitch black and some explosions are heard from the Kuriboh's hitting the wall*
*~*
Tristan's brain-now, make cocksure to emancipate your consolidate files incase of a power outage, we cannot yield all this moil!
Tristan's brain (one little slave cell thing)-affirmative, let me termination this fanfic inaugural!
Tristan's brain (head honcho cell)-I lingual right now!!! *Everything goes pitch black and the noise machines shutting off is heard along with various screams*
*~*
Téa's brain-darkness, doom, grief, blood, *everything goes pitch black.... Oops, it already was pitch black to begin with*
*~*
Joey's brain (boy 1)-NO!!! It's my turn to play with the super bouncy ball!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-IT"S MY TURN!!!
Joey's brain (boy 1)-TEACHER!!! He stole my ball!!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-Did not!!!! *Everything goes pitch black and children start to cry loudly*
*~*
Yami's brain-oh woe is me! My birds have been set free! *Picks up script* My plants are dead...please don't make me stand on my head! *Everything goes pitch black* Who unplugged the lights? How am I supposed to act the fight? *Stomps off stage and a loud thump is heard along with some creative swearing that doesn't rhyme*
*~*
Yami Bakura-oh my lovely little flowers! You are just so beautiful!! *Bends down to sniff flowers, and everything goes pitch black* NO!!! THEY'RE GOING TO DIE WITHOUT LIGHT!!!!!!!
*~* People talking...finally*~*
"Now, as I was saying we here at Cushy Tushy toilet paper factory have been putting our heads together for a while to come up with new uses for toilet paper" Maximillion said calmly, brushing a stray piece of white hair out his face. His blue eyes glinted mysteriously, noticing that he almost had everyone's undivided attention now. "If you would follow me....we will see one new use we came up with" and with that said, he strode off again, smiling to himself he heard no complaints from anybody.
Little did he know that one person had managed to shake himself out of the trance. 'What's going on?' Yami thought, looking bewildered. 'Wasn't I just at the beach with Yugi?'. The ancient pharaoh looked around to see his aibou staring mindlessly ahead, violet eyes blank. "Aibou?" he whispered, placing a gentle hand on Yugi's shoulder. "Are you okay?"
"No talking!" Mr. Smith demanded harshly. Shooting a death glare at the teacher, Yami shut his mouth and continued walking, eyes staring straight ahead. 'Everyone seems hypnotized....' he concluded noticing the same lifeless stare on Joey, Tristan, Téa, and Bakura's face. //Aibou? // the spirit asked through the mind link. //Can you hear me? //
*~* Brain's talking*~*
Yugi's brain-*lights go back on* Well, that's.....good....Where are we? *Loud-rumbling sound can be heard* Why are we in a car? A very fast moving car I might add.... is that a cliff?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-yes.... that's a very big cliff and we're about to go over it!!!
Yugi's brain (the whole population)-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Car begins to fly over the cliff*
*~*
Yami's brain-geez, it took you long enough to put the lights back on, I better not have missed my song. *Takes a look around.... sees 100 computers and empty coffee cups* Where is my stage? And my page???
Yami's brain (slave cell)-I do not know of great one, this place doesn't look like a lot of fun......
Yami's brain (main actor)-*eyes computer suspiously* are these the work of the witches with brooms? Who let them in the room??
Yami's brain (slave cell)- Not I my lord, shall you need you sword?
Yami's brain (main actor)-I do not think so, I wonder when we will go?
*~*
Yami Bakura's brain-What is this? There's not light!!! Where are my flowers? My grass? My sun?????
*~*
Kaiba's brain-prooo?proo?? *It's a school playground, several more explosions are heard as Kuriboh's run into the equipment there* Proo????????????
Kaiba's brain (Teacher)-Everyone get away from the slide! It's off limits!!
Kaiba's brain-PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
*~*
Joey's brain (boy1)-hey! We're floating!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-we are!!
Joey's brain (girl 1)-hehehe.... you guys agreed on something!
Joey's brain (boy 1)-did not!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-did not!
Joey's brain (girl 1)-see? You just agreed again!
Joey's brain (boy1)-no!
Joey's brain (boy 2)-no!
Joey's brain (girl 1)-hehehehehehehehe! *Floats off, giggling*
Joey's brain (boy 1)-should we put a worm down her shirt?
Joey's brain (boy 2)-and dirt!
*~*
Téa's brain-*cowers from the light* where am I? What's all this.....sunlight? And grass???
*~* People talking*~*
Meanwhile, Pegasus had led the group to a new room, one with stacks of blank paper everywhere. "We decided to make actual toilet paper" he explained, grinning brightly. "This product will be available in stores as soon as we work out a few bugs"
"What 'bugs' are you referring to?" Mrs. Rame asked curiously, looking totally interested. The ex-multi-millionaire blushed slightly.
"Well, whenever pen touches the paper...there's an interesting chemical reaction...."
"Which is?"
"Well...the writer's hand turns purple and the paper turns a neon purple" he admitted. "But we're working non-stop to try and fix this problem". This last comment was added in a hurry. "Now, we must be moving on to our next new inventive product....". Yami frowned slightly as they continued down the hall.
//Aibou? Please answer// he pleaded mentally.
/ Hey Yami! Come play in the water/ Yugi responded enthusiastically. /It's really nice/
Yami sighed mentally. It appeared to be that Yugi was in the same daydream he had been in before. //It's just a dream Yugi...snap out of it//
/What are you talking about Yami? The sun is so nice and warm.../
//Hikari...//
This time, a mental sigh was received from Yugi's end. /You're not making any sense what so ever! /
//Okay...Pegasus put some sort of curse on those candies we ate...and now everyone is daydream and it look like we're all paying attention// the spirit explained, trying to be patient.
There was a mental frown on Yugi's part. /Like zombies? /
//...I guess...I'm not really sure//
/You're crazy...you've been out of the puzzle too long. Come back/
//Yugi! Will you not listen to reason? // Yami practically screamed through their link. Yugi's mind winced slightly.
/Fine then, don't come back. I'm going swimming! / And with that, the small of the pair severed the link, leaving Yami behind.
Meanwhile, while that mental conversation had been taking place, The tour guide had led them to another room and flung open the door. "Now, this is where toilet paper shoes are made" he announced proudly. Yami quirked an eyebrow. Shoes?
"What happens if you wear them out in the rain?" one of the other students piped up. The white-haired man glared in the direction the voice had come from.
"Then they will disintegrate...so that's why you don't wear them when it's wet...now, if we move on to the next room..."
*~*Brain's talking*~*
Yugi's brain-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Suddenly, there's a loud thump and the car bounces up and down as it reaches the other side of the gorge* Oh my god...we lived!!!! *Everyone jumps up and down screaming* I can't believe...that we're...still alive?!?!?!
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-um, sir ma'am?
Yugi's brain (leader)-what is it now?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-you remember how we finally translated the message?
Yugi's brain (leader)-yes...what about it?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-well...it's down there...*points to bottom of gorge*
Yugi's brain (leader)-you're kidding...right?
Yugi's brain (slave cell)-no
Yugi's brain (leader)-*looks down and shivers violently* there is no way I'm going down there...*points to another random cell* You! You go down there and get the papers! NOW!
Yugi's brain (random cell)-*gulps* Yes sir ma'am...*straps on rock climbing gear and disappears from sight*
Yugi's brain (leader)-*looks at audience* I suppose you want to know what's going on, eh? Well...it seems as though that candy the body ate has had a strange effect on the brains...we're in Yami Bakura's right now...but who's in ours? And for everyone else's?? How do we get back???? *Picks up brain phone and dials 456* Hello, Tristan?
Tristan's brain-I can't drudgery with all especial...this... patriarchal refuse! It's direly vexatious and musty and there's negative computers or discipline!!
Yugi's brain-I was just hoping that you would have some sort of answer to this problem...
Tristan's brain- on whose account can I guidance you if I can't resolve my dominate issues?? This is extraordinarily positively sinister!
Yugi's brain-*sighs and hangs up phone* well...it look like we're stuck like this for a while...
*~* People talking *~*
Joey mindlessly followed the group around the building...but it thoughts were in a much different place. There was a picnic on the grass... with all his favorites foods...and Seto Kaiba?!?! 'What are you doing here?' the blonde cried mentally in his daydream.
'I am hear because I have to tell you something puppy dog' the dream like Kaiba replied calmly in Joey's daydream.
TBC
Uh oh...those candies did bad things!!!!! Anyways, sorry it's a bit on the short side...there's the yaoi that one person who I can't remember asked for...nothing major but it's still there. The next chapter will be the last one no doubt. Hopefully everyone can return to their own bodies...er...brains. And remember, that whole last conversation between Joey and Kaiba was in Joey's head...so nothing was said outloud. Sorry for any mistakes...my beta reader is away for the week.
Please R&R!!!
Wishful Thinker