Joey has a Gambling Problem...
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Aoi: Let's skip the intro...

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*joey playing a poker game*

Joey: *looks at his hand* Thinking: NO WAY I CAN LOSE NOW!! Normal voice: *ahem* My hand is like S***

Tristan: I raise you 50 cents..

Joey: I take you 50 cents and raise you $1.00

Yami Bakura: I fold...

Malik: I call

Tristan: 3 of a kind..

Joey: FULL HOUSE READ THEM AND WEEP! *reaches for the money*

Malik: *stops Joey* ah, ah, ah... tsk tsk tsk you have to wait... I have a royal flush..

Joey: NOOOOO!!!

Malik: All Mine! *sweeps up all the money*

Joey: T_T My bus fare...

Tristan: You're place isn't that far from here...

Joey: *sigh* I guess.. See ya tomarrow..

Tristan: Bye..

Malik: See ya LOSER!

Yami Bakura: *Tries to steal some money*

Malik: I can see you!

Yami Bakura: Geh.. I was counting it you fool..

Malik: I'm not the fool here..

Yami Bakura: Grr..

Malik: Grr..

Trsitan: I'm leaving now... *slowly backs away*

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@ Joey's Place

Joey: *collaspes on his bed* *sigh* I have to find a way to get my act together..

*looks throught his cards*

Joey: spider roulette, graceful dice, skull dice, time wizard... I sure take lots of gambles...

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@ School

Yugi: Joey, you coming to the movies with us?

Joey: Nah, I lost my bus fair..

Yugi: How?

Joey: Ummm (Thinking: Must think of lie..) I had to get something for.. Serenity..

Tristan: Didn't you lose you Bus fare in-

Joey: *covers Tristan's mouth* In the sewer.. I accidently dropped half of it in the sewer...

Yugi: O_o

Joey: Heh heh heh heh heh..

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After school

Yugi: Joey what really happened to you Bus fare? I thought you said it would last you the rest of the year...

Joey: *sigh* I lost it in a game last night...

Yugi: All of it?!

Joey: Well half.. I lost 10 cents in the sewer..

Yugi: ...And the rest?

Joey: Hey, I have to get home, school, and etc.. don't I?

Yugi: Yeah, so I guess this isn't a good time...

Joey: What isn't?

Yugi: ..You own my $12.00...

Joey: AHH!!! *falls to knees*

Yugi: ..And Tea $2.50...

Joey: AHH!! *puts hands over head the nose to the ground*

Yugi: ... And...

Joey: Say no more!!! I'll find a way to pay my debts!!!

Yugi: *sigh* So let me think... $14.50.... and.. carry the 1.. You have to earn atleast $15.00..

Joey: I'll find a way!!

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Duke: ROLL THE DICE ALL READY!!

Joey: *Rolls the dice* 7!! ALRIGHT!!

Duke: luck...

Joey: So Now I have $12.00...

Duke: Care to make it double or nothing..

Joey: The rate I'm going... FINE *slams $12.00 on the table*

(Aoi: He never learns..)

*lands on snake eyes.. (if you are wondering.. that means both dice landed on 1)*

Duke: Looks like you lose...

Joey: TT_TT I HAVE MORE DEBTS!!
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AFTER A GAME WITH KAIBA!!

Kaiba: Well... You lost...

Joey: NO NOT A DOG SUIT!!

Kaiba: Be here tomarrow...

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Yugi: JOEY!!

Joey: Sorry...

Yugi: *sigh* I guess I have to bail you out... AGAIN...

Joey: Sorry Yug'... I'll make it up to ya..

Yugi: *sigh*

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Yami: ALRIGHT MALIK! IT'S TIME TO GET JOEY HIS STUFF BACK! DUEL!!

Malik: Let's make this more interesting.. Bet something..

Yami: *sigh* I bet.. *looks for something* $20.00.. And... 10 pixie sticks..

Malik: How about, that puzzle also..

Yami: WHAT!!

Malik: Take it or leave it..

Yami: GRRR... FINE!!

Yugi: I hope you know what you are doing..

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Yami: You lose! Now hand over what Joey lost!!

Malik: GRR... TAKE IT! *hands over about $27.00*

Yami: Now to Duke Devlin!

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Duke: So you want Joey's stuff...

Yami: Yes!

Duke: Fine.. My game...

Yami: FINE!

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Duke: I lost again!! TO YUGI!

Yami: HAND OVER JOEY'S STUFF!!

Duke: Fine.. (Hands over $12.00)

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Kaiba: Well, well, well... You want Joey's stuff..

Yami: Well duh.. Why else would I be here?

Kaiba:... Fine! *takes a coin*

Yami: what?

Kaiba: A coin toss...

Yami: Fine..

Kaiba: Call it..

Yami: WAIT!.. IS IT RIGGED?!

Kaiba: No...

Yami: *takes the coin, checks it* ok..

Kaiba: CALL IT!! *tosses it in the air*

Yami: HEADS!!

Kaiba: *catches coin* Grr.. lucky... *hands over $10.50 and rips Joey's doggy suit, chore contract*

Yami: *whew* I hopes that's all..

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Joey: Thanks Yug'..

Yugi: No problem.. Just control you're little problem..

Joey: Don't worry..

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That night..

Joey: *Looks at his hand, how can I lose!!*

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Aoi: He will never learn...

Anniemay: Why did you make this fic?

Aoi: 1) Some of his dueling cards are kinda like the gambling type-ish thing..
2) It is kinda based on a real life type of thing (Not me.. someone I know..)
3) I got bored...

Anniemay: I see...

Yameinna: Wait don't you still have to own a penny?

Aoi: Oh, Quiet you!!

Anniemay: tee hee BYE!!