Duo in Wonderland
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter One: Down the Rabbit Hole
Chapter One
Duo yawned and laid his head back against the tree. The heat of the day was making him feel extremely tired and not very smart. For you see, his fellow Gundam pilot, Heero Yuy sat on the other side of the tree, typing away on his laptop. Duo had made the mistake earlier of trying to peek over the pilot's shoulder to see what he was working on, only to recieve a sharp slap. Yawning again, he shut his eyes.
A sharp sound made Duo jump to his feet, looking around wildly. His hand automatically went to his hand gun, only to discover it was gone. Cursing, he looked around the tree for it, and found Heero was gone. There was no imprint in the dry grass, or any clues that proved the Perfect Soldiers presence.
"Oh, dear! I shall be late! Her Majesty shant like that! Oh, no! Not at all!" Duo spun around to face the voice. A young man with straw colored hair, blue eyes, white rabbit ears, and a fluffy white rabbit tail poking out of his tan slacks ran by. Rabbit ears?! The young man pulled a pocket watch out of his pocket and studied it closely. "Late! We're late! Let's go already!"
Sprinting by Duo, he dropped his watch. The Deathscythe pilot looked at it for a moment before scooping it up and running after the rabbit. "Hey! You dropped your watch! Wait a minuuuuuuuuuuuute!" Duo slipped on a mound of Earth and fell into a man-size hole.
The remaining Maxwell tumbled in darkness for a little bit before emerging into a lighted tunnle; still free-falling. Due to the rate at which he was falling, Duo was able to get a good look at his surroundings.
On either side of him were cabinets and cases. Looking down, he caught a glimpse of white bunny ears falling below. Suddenly, all the cabinets flung open. Pictures, papers, pieces of maps, glasses full of unknown substances, jars, books, and many weapons bagan to float around in mid-air. Curiously, Duo plucked a large gun out of the air where it was hovering too close to his head. He pulled the trigger experimentally, and was thrown to one wall by the force of the explosion. On the other side was a gigantic hole where the bullet had made it's imprint. The braided pilot smiled to himself.
"This could come in handy. Oof!" Duo landed in a pile of sticks, straw, hay and anything else one found in the woods. He bounced to a standing position and looked wildly around the hall. The rabbit was just turning a corner in the hall that stretched before him. "Hey! Wait up!" Duo took off again, but skidded to a stop when he rounded the corner. A single three-legged glass table stood in the middle of the room. On it stood a container labled 'Drink Me'.
Cautiously, Duo approaced the drink. It was a milky orange and didn't look too appitizing. Forgetting the liquid for a moment, he looked around. Doors stood on all sides of him, and each one proved locked when he tried them. A curtain ruffled to the side. Duo jumped and pulled it aside quickley. A small golden door was swinging shut, and he just caught a glimpse of a tiny white tail.
He had to get through there. Turning to the middle of the room, he noticed a key on the table that wasn't there before. Duo picked up the drink. Maybe this will shrink me!
Nothing seemed impossible to the Gundam pilot now. He had just followed a human rabbit down a hole. He was going to return a pocket watch for god sakes. Duo chugged the drink. The effect was nearly immediate, it shrunk Duo to the size of a plushie. He walked over to the door and pulled on the doorknob. It was locked.
"Aw! Come on!" he screamed. It echoed all the way down the hallway. He plopped down on the floor and cried in frustration. Stop that! That's not Duo Maxwell! What would Heero think? Duo's inner self was annoying, but he did stop crying and finally noticed the cake sitting underneath the table. It had a little tag that said 'Eat Me' on it. It was gone in one bite.
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter One: Down the Rabbit Hole
Chapter One
Duo yawned and laid his head back against the tree. The heat of the day was making him feel extremely tired and not very smart. For you see, his fellow Gundam pilot, Heero Yuy sat on the other side of the tree, typing away on his laptop. Duo had made the mistake earlier of trying to peek over the pilot's shoulder to see what he was working on, only to recieve a sharp slap. Yawning again, he shut his eyes.
A sharp sound made Duo jump to his feet, looking around wildly. His hand automatically went to his hand gun, only to discover it was gone. Cursing, he looked around the tree for it, and found Heero was gone. There was no imprint in the dry grass, or any clues that proved the Perfect Soldiers presence.
"Oh, dear! I shall be late! Her Majesty shant like that! Oh, no! Not at all!" Duo spun around to face the voice. A young man with straw colored hair, blue eyes, white rabbit ears, and a fluffy white rabbit tail poking out of his tan slacks ran by. Rabbit ears?! The young man pulled a pocket watch out of his pocket and studied it closely. "Late! We're late! Let's go already!"
Sprinting by Duo, he dropped his watch. The Deathscythe pilot looked at it for a moment before scooping it up and running after the rabbit. "Hey! You dropped your watch! Wait a minuuuuuuuuuuuute!" Duo slipped on a mound of Earth and fell into a man-size hole.
The remaining Maxwell tumbled in darkness for a little bit before emerging into a lighted tunnle; still free-falling. Due to the rate at which he was falling, Duo was able to get a good look at his surroundings.
On either side of him were cabinets and cases. Looking down, he caught a glimpse of white bunny ears falling below. Suddenly, all the cabinets flung open. Pictures, papers, pieces of maps, glasses full of unknown substances, jars, books, and many weapons bagan to float around in mid-air. Curiously, Duo plucked a large gun out of the air where it was hovering too close to his head. He pulled the trigger experimentally, and was thrown to one wall by the force of the explosion. On the other side was a gigantic hole where the bullet had made it's imprint. The braided pilot smiled to himself.
"This could come in handy. Oof!" Duo landed in a pile of sticks, straw, hay and anything else one found in the woods. He bounced to a standing position and looked wildly around the hall. The rabbit was just turning a corner in the hall that stretched before him. "Hey! Wait up!" Duo took off again, but skidded to a stop when he rounded the corner. A single three-legged glass table stood in the middle of the room. On it stood a container labled 'Drink Me'.
Cautiously, Duo approaced the drink. It was a milky orange and didn't look too appitizing. Forgetting the liquid for a moment, he looked around. Doors stood on all sides of him, and each one proved locked when he tried them. A curtain ruffled to the side. Duo jumped and pulled it aside quickley. A small golden door was swinging shut, and he just caught a glimpse of a tiny white tail.
He had to get through there. Turning to the middle of the room, he noticed a key on the table that wasn't there before. Duo picked up the drink. Maybe this will shrink me!
Nothing seemed impossible to the Gundam pilot now. He had just followed a human rabbit down a hole. He was going to return a pocket watch for god sakes. Duo chugged the drink. The effect was nearly immediate, it shrunk Duo to the size of a plushie. He walked over to the door and pulled on the doorknob. It was locked.
"Aw! Come on!" he screamed. It echoed all the way down the hallway. He plopped down on the floor and cried in frustration. Stop that! That's not Duo Maxwell! What would Heero think? Duo's inner self was annoying, but he did stop crying and finally noticed the cake sitting underneath the table. It had a little tag that said 'Eat Me' on it. It was gone in one bite.