Duo in Wonderland
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter Two: The Pool of Tears
Chapter Two
Duo looked around, then down. "Bye feet!" he said cheerfully. "I'll be sure to send you some new shoes!" How he could be cheerful after growing so large he couldn't see his feet, only he would know. By now, he was about nine feet tall and feeling quite lonely. "Ow!" he yelled as his head struck the roof of the hall.
"Damn it. Aw, this sucks! How am I ever going to find that damn rabbit?"
Pitter-patter-pitter-patter-pit-pat-pit-pat
The human rabbit skidded around a corner with a fan and a pair of white gloves in his hands. "Oh, the Duchess will have my head! I ought to waste no more time! Oh, me oh, my. My poor head!" Duo looked at the rabbit strangely. Duchess?
"'Scuse me Mister Rabbit--" the said rabbit jumped, dropped the things in his hands, and scuttled down the hall at a fast pace. "Augh! What did I say now? Stupid, stupid rabbit. Useless things. Only thing they're good for is food. Humph!" Duo picked up the fan and began to fan himself, for it began to grow very stuffy in the hallway.
All the while he fanned himself he was thinking. "What an awful day so far! I never should have gotten out of bed. Let's see, when I got up I was sure I was Duo Maxwell. Yeah, Heero nearly shot me when I went to wake him up. Now, Duo Maxwell doesn't go chasing after rabbits because he dropped a watch, or does he? Well, the Duo I know wouldn't...but am I Duo? Maybe...nah!" he sighed and looked down at his hands. One of the gloves had found it's way onto his hand. "Aw shit! I don't know what I'm doing any more! I swear, next time I try to do something this stupid, I'm going to have Heero shoot me.
"Huh?! What the hell?!" Duo threw the fan down to the ground and stomped on it, discovering it was making him shrink. He was now half the size of the glass table and getting smaller. He didn't want to disappear completely. "Oh! Hey, maybe now I can get through that doooooor!" the Gundam pilot slipped into a pool of something wet and salty.
His first thought was that the ocean had somehow swept into the hallway while he was talking to himself, but then remembered the few tears he had shed while he had been a giant. "Aw damn! Why me? Why not Heero, or maybe Wufei?"
Splash
Duo turned sharply and squinted to see what thing had made the sound. He was rewarded soon enough with what looked like a half rat, half woman swimming his way.
"Hey there! Care to tell me where the hell I am?"
The rat-woman stopped and looked at him curiously. She cocked her head to one side and winked; which wasn't very attractive at all. Sharp buck teeth poked over thin set lips and the beady black eyes crinkled up at the corners. The deep purple hair didn't go at all with the olive green fur that covered her body and sharp little nails adorned her hands. She didn't answer, but kept swimming.
"Hey you little rat! Get back here and answer my question or I'm going to go find a cat!" the rat-woman bristled and swam faster, splashing water into Duo's face. He heard it hiss a warning as the naked tail came above the water and slapped him sharply across the face. "Alright! I'm sorry! God, your just like Heero; hitting me at every chance! Please, would you come here and answer my question?" the rat giggled. Have you ever heard a rat giggle? It's quite the nasty sound. Something of a cross between a vampire hiss, helium being let out of a balloon, and a burp. Duo barely managed to contain a cringe.
She lifted a paw and motioned for him to follow. When he hesitated, she dog- paddled over and nipped his arm.
"Ow! You drew blood!" he looked at the rat, then back to his arm. Pulling off the bandana he kept around his neck, he tied it around his arm to stop the bleeding.
"Come on. I have a story to tell. You might like it." The rat hissed. She bared her teeth in a threatening manner until Duo moved forward in the puddle of tears. The woman pulled herself up out of the water and shook herself in a sad attempt to get dry. Duo followed not long after and looked at the strange animals gathered. What looked like a cross between a Duck and a tall blonde man, a brown haired Dodo, a short Lory and an old looking Eaglet. It was the queerest bunch Duo had ever seen.
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter Two: The Pool of Tears
Chapter Two
Duo looked around, then down. "Bye feet!" he said cheerfully. "I'll be sure to send you some new shoes!" How he could be cheerful after growing so large he couldn't see his feet, only he would know. By now, he was about nine feet tall and feeling quite lonely. "Ow!" he yelled as his head struck the roof of the hall.
"Damn it. Aw, this sucks! How am I ever going to find that damn rabbit?"
Pitter-patter-pitter-patter-pit-pat-pit-pat
The human rabbit skidded around a corner with a fan and a pair of white gloves in his hands. "Oh, the Duchess will have my head! I ought to waste no more time! Oh, me oh, my. My poor head!" Duo looked at the rabbit strangely. Duchess?
"'Scuse me Mister Rabbit--" the said rabbit jumped, dropped the things in his hands, and scuttled down the hall at a fast pace. "Augh! What did I say now? Stupid, stupid rabbit. Useless things. Only thing they're good for is food. Humph!" Duo picked up the fan and began to fan himself, for it began to grow very stuffy in the hallway.
All the while he fanned himself he was thinking. "What an awful day so far! I never should have gotten out of bed. Let's see, when I got up I was sure I was Duo Maxwell. Yeah, Heero nearly shot me when I went to wake him up. Now, Duo Maxwell doesn't go chasing after rabbits because he dropped a watch, or does he? Well, the Duo I know wouldn't...but am I Duo? Maybe...nah!" he sighed and looked down at his hands. One of the gloves had found it's way onto his hand. "Aw shit! I don't know what I'm doing any more! I swear, next time I try to do something this stupid, I'm going to have Heero shoot me.
"Huh?! What the hell?!" Duo threw the fan down to the ground and stomped on it, discovering it was making him shrink. He was now half the size of the glass table and getting smaller. He didn't want to disappear completely. "Oh! Hey, maybe now I can get through that doooooor!" the Gundam pilot slipped into a pool of something wet and salty.
His first thought was that the ocean had somehow swept into the hallway while he was talking to himself, but then remembered the few tears he had shed while he had been a giant. "Aw damn! Why me? Why not Heero, or maybe Wufei?"
Splash
Duo turned sharply and squinted to see what thing had made the sound. He was rewarded soon enough with what looked like a half rat, half woman swimming his way.
"Hey there! Care to tell me where the hell I am?"
The rat-woman stopped and looked at him curiously. She cocked her head to one side and winked; which wasn't very attractive at all. Sharp buck teeth poked over thin set lips and the beady black eyes crinkled up at the corners. The deep purple hair didn't go at all with the olive green fur that covered her body and sharp little nails adorned her hands. She didn't answer, but kept swimming.
"Hey you little rat! Get back here and answer my question or I'm going to go find a cat!" the rat-woman bristled and swam faster, splashing water into Duo's face. He heard it hiss a warning as the naked tail came above the water and slapped him sharply across the face. "Alright! I'm sorry! God, your just like Heero; hitting me at every chance! Please, would you come here and answer my question?" the rat giggled. Have you ever heard a rat giggle? It's quite the nasty sound. Something of a cross between a vampire hiss, helium being let out of a balloon, and a burp. Duo barely managed to contain a cringe.
She lifted a paw and motioned for him to follow. When he hesitated, she dog- paddled over and nipped his arm.
"Ow! You drew blood!" he looked at the rat, then back to his arm. Pulling off the bandana he kept around his neck, he tied it around his arm to stop the bleeding.
"Come on. I have a story to tell. You might like it." The rat hissed. She bared her teeth in a threatening manner until Duo moved forward in the puddle of tears. The woman pulled herself up out of the water and shook herself in a sad attempt to get dry. Duo followed not long after and looked at the strange animals gathered. What looked like a cross between a Duck and a tall blonde man, a brown haired Dodo, a short Lory and an old looking Eaglet. It was the queerest bunch Duo had ever seen.