Duo in Wonderland
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter Four: The Rabbit Sends in a Little Relena
Chapter Four
The blonde white rabbit sprinted around the corner again, this time completely out of breath. Duo looked down again; his hopes diminishing.
"Oh, my! The Duchess shant be pleased! I fear for my head! Oh, no. My poor head!"
Duo narrowed his eyes. Just what was that rabbit going on about? 'The Duchess this, the Duchess that.' Who the hell was the duchess? The Gundam pilot opened his mouth to speak, but was beaten to it by the rabbit. It seemed to have finally noticed him.
"Oh, Une! What are you doing here? Run home this instant and get those gloves and fan. Do hurry. The Duchess won't be pleased at all!" cocking his head to one side, Duo made a noise of protest in the back of his throat, but got up and ran in the direction the oh-so-demanding rabbit pointed.
'What am I now? A house maid?'
He skidded to a stop in front of a tidy house with QUATRE dug into a brass plate instead of an address. Opening the door and ducking inside quickly (lest the REAL Une come) and looked around. Everything inside was neat and colored white or tan. Raising an eyebrow, Duo continued his search upstairs and struck gold. After checking a few rooms without much success, he found one with two pairs of white gloves and one fan sitting on a table. Swiftly picking them up, he turned to leave when a bottle marked 'Drink me' caught his eye.
Now, by now Duo knew that if you ate or drank something with instructions to do just that, you were bound to either grow or shrink. Still, he enjoyed anything interesting and was willing to drink the bottle. One gulp and POOF; down the hatch. He waited, and then waited a few seconds more.
"Oh, shit! Ow! That hurts!" the lost Gundam pilot had just bumped his head on the extremely hard roof. It was quite uncomfordable for one to stoop to avoid the roof (very common, don't you think?), then have to lay on your backside with one hand out the window and one foot up a chimney. "Aw damn it!" Duo heard shouting coming from outside. He couldn't quite make them out; mostly due to the fact that one arm was plugging up the window.
"Lady Une! Have you gotten the gloves and fan yet? Oh, dear me! Where can that woman be?" a series of sharp knocks sounded at the door, though it didn't open for the simple fact Duo's now too-big-for-the-door elbow was blocking it. There was more scrabbling and shouts, but soon Duo felt the rabbit brush his hand.
There were many discussions on how to get the giant 'thing-a-ma-jigg' out of the window. Finally a chorus of "Relena! Relena! Send in Relena!"
Duo shuddered, causing the entire house to tremble. 'God how I hate Relena. Hey! Maybe, if I can just..." the braided boy shifted (with more tremors from the house) and positioned his foot to where he could easily move it upward in one swift motion. 'Heh heh, just wait until the Pretty Pink Princess gets what she deserves ...right up the ass.' He waited until he heard a scratching sound coming from the chimney and a very high pitched voice, before launching his right foot straight up, and sending the Princess skyrocketing.
"Aiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!" there was another chorus of "look there goes Relena!" and "what happened?"
"It was a giant bat! Shot me straight out of the chute, it did!"
Maxwell laughed, a deep rumbling sound. "You get what you deserve you Pink Pony Princess! I suggest none of you try that again!"
Something shot through the window into Duo's open mouth. Coughing, he finally noticed his surroundings were gettin bigger. He had finally shrunk! Hurridly grabbing the items he was asked to get in the first place, Duo ran outside to see that Relena was indeed, and Pink Pony. He shuddered again.
"It's about time Lady Une! Did you see Relena get to fly? It was really amazing! Oh, no! The Duchess, the Duchess! Must be going!" the rabbit grabbed the asked items out of 'Lady Une's' hand and scampered off. Duo followed, only to lose the blonde.
"Augh!"
"Lost, you braided baka?"
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter Four: The Rabbit Sends in a Little Relena
Chapter Four
The blonde white rabbit sprinted around the corner again, this time completely out of breath. Duo looked down again; his hopes diminishing.
"Oh, my! The Duchess shant be pleased! I fear for my head! Oh, no. My poor head!"
Duo narrowed his eyes. Just what was that rabbit going on about? 'The Duchess this, the Duchess that.' Who the hell was the duchess? The Gundam pilot opened his mouth to speak, but was beaten to it by the rabbit. It seemed to have finally noticed him.
"Oh, Une! What are you doing here? Run home this instant and get those gloves and fan. Do hurry. The Duchess won't be pleased at all!" cocking his head to one side, Duo made a noise of protest in the back of his throat, but got up and ran in the direction the oh-so-demanding rabbit pointed.
'What am I now? A house maid?'
He skidded to a stop in front of a tidy house with QUATRE dug into a brass plate instead of an address. Opening the door and ducking inside quickly (lest the REAL Une come) and looked around. Everything inside was neat and colored white or tan. Raising an eyebrow, Duo continued his search upstairs and struck gold. After checking a few rooms without much success, he found one with two pairs of white gloves and one fan sitting on a table. Swiftly picking them up, he turned to leave when a bottle marked 'Drink me' caught his eye.
Now, by now Duo knew that if you ate or drank something with instructions to do just that, you were bound to either grow or shrink. Still, he enjoyed anything interesting and was willing to drink the bottle. One gulp and POOF; down the hatch. He waited, and then waited a few seconds more.
"Oh, shit! Ow! That hurts!" the lost Gundam pilot had just bumped his head on the extremely hard roof. It was quite uncomfordable for one to stoop to avoid the roof (very common, don't you think?), then have to lay on your backside with one hand out the window and one foot up a chimney. "Aw damn it!" Duo heard shouting coming from outside. He couldn't quite make them out; mostly due to the fact that one arm was plugging up the window.
"Lady Une! Have you gotten the gloves and fan yet? Oh, dear me! Where can that woman be?" a series of sharp knocks sounded at the door, though it didn't open for the simple fact Duo's now too-big-for-the-door elbow was blocking it. There was more scrabbling and shouts, but soon Duo felt the rabbit brush his hand.
There were many discussions on how to get the giant 'thing-a-ma-jigg' out of the window. Finally a chorus of "Relena! Relena! Send in Relena!"
Duo shuddered, causing the entire house to tremble. 'God how I hate Relena. Hey! Maybe, if I can just..." the braided boy shifted (with more tremors from the house) and positioned his foot to where he could easily move it upward in one swift motion. 'Heh heh, just wait until the Pretty Pink Princess gets what she deserves ...right up the ass.' He waited until he heard a scratching sound coming from the chimney and a very high pitched voice, before launching his right foot straight up, and sending the Princess skyrocketing.
"Aiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!" there was another chorus of "look there goes Relena!" and "what happened?"
"It was a giant bat! Shot me straight out of the chute, it did!"
Maxwell laughed, a deep rumbling sound. "You get what you deserve you Pink Pony Princess! I suggest none of you try that again!"
Something shot through the window into Duo's open mouth. Coughing, he finally noticed his surroundings were gettin bigger. He had finally shrunk! Hurridly grabbing the items he was asked to get in the first place, Duo ran outside to see that Relena was indeed, and Pink Pony. He shuddered again.
"It's about time Lady Une! Did you see Relena get to fly? It was really amazing! Oh, no! The Duchess, the Duchess! Must be going!" the rabbit grabbed the asked items out of 'Lady Une's' hand and scampered off. Duo followed, only to lose the blonde.
"Augh!"
"Lost, you braided baka?"