Duo in Wonderland
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter Five: Advice from a Wufei
Chapter Five
The afermentioned 'braided baka' spun on his heel and looked around. No one was around. Duo cursed and began walking under an abnormally large mushroom, still shooting glances around for the one who called him a baka.
There was a noise of disgust followed by a, "look up stupid," which Duo did very well. To well in fact, he had to put his neck back in place just as quickley as it had snapped. Slowly, he craned his neck and began the smooth climb up the fungi. A man (or was it a catapillar?) sat with his legs crossed, eyes shut, hands on his knees, anttenae twitching and floating a few feet in mid-air. Now Duo didn't find anything wrong with this of course, but it was quite a disturbing sight.
"Erm, who are you?" the meditating catapillar man raised an eyebrow; but his eyes remained shut.
"The question is not who I am, but who you are." At this Duo snorted.
"I asked you first, cat-dude. Who the hell are you? Don't make me get nasty."
'Cat-dude' seemed to raise another few inches off the mushroom top. "You are nasty enough as it is, but very well. I am Wufei. Now that I have introduced myself, I suggest you do the same,"
Another raising of the ever-so-present brow. "Actually, I go by a few names. Some call me Duo, others call me Shinigami. A few go as far to call me Death."
"Well, Mr. High and Mighty Shinigami. What is it that you seem to be looking for?"
'A way to kick your high ass off this piece of fungus.' "How to get the hell out of here and into the garden?"
"Is that a question or a statement?"
"Why does it matter?"
"Because I can not determine the answer without knowing the question."
Duo sighed. Boy, what a jerk-off this catapillar was turning out to be. "Hey listen you green man, I already gave you the question. Are you gonna answer it or not?"
The catapillar called Wufei cracked open both eyes and glared. "Incompetent baka. Now that I know it was a question, perhaps I can answer it." Duo scowled but reamined silent as the man with the antennae brooded for a moment. "Well, Shinigami. I have an answer."
"What is it?"
"First, the left and right will make grow or shrink. Then you must find the storyteller and all will be good." Wufei jumped down from the perch and waddled away.
Wait a minute..."Left and right of what?"
"...the mushroom, baka!"
Shinigami gave the round mushroom a quick overlook before reaching to either side and grabbing some. He took some of the right mushroom and shoved it in his right pocket and took a bit of the left and shoved it in his mouth. His chin immediatly became friendly with his feet. Duo took the left mushroom and put it in his pocket and took out a bit of the right and ate a bit. (Which was difficult due to the fact that the bottom of his chin was resting against the top of his boots making it hard for him to open his mouth. He did, eventually get it).
"Ah! Hello tallness!" Duo stretched a bit before continuing into the woods, whereupon almost instantly he came to a very small house. He dared not approach until he was shrunk to about three inches tall.
Summary: Parody of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Duo falls down a rabbit hole after chasing a man with white rabbit ears and a golden pocket watch. He falls into an upside insane world where absolutely nothing makes sense. Will he be able to get back to Japan alive and sane?
Rated: I'm going to stick with PG-13 for now because I'm not sure what type of content I will be having.
Author: Rev Raptor MK II
Chapter Five: Advice from a Wufei
Chapter Five
The afermentioned 'braided baka' spun on his heel and looked around. No one was around. Duo cursed and began walking under an abnormally large mushroom, still shooting glances around for the one who called him a baka.
There was a noise of disgust followed by a, "look up stupid," which Duo did very well. To well in fact, he had to put his neck back in place just as quickley as it had snapped. Slowly, he craned his neck and began the smooth climb up the fungi. A man (or was it a catapillar?) sat with his legs crossed, eyes shut, hands on his knees, anttenae twitching and floating a few feet in mid-air. Now Duo didn't find anything wrong with this of course, but it was quite a disturbing sight.
"Erm, who are you?" the meditating catapillar man raised an eyebrow; but his eyes remained shut.
"The question is not who I am, but who you are." At this Duo snorted.
"I asked you first, cat-dude. Who the hell are you? Don't make me get nasty."
'Cat-dude' seemed to raise another few inches off the mushroom top. "You are nasty enough as it is, but very well. I am Wufei. Now that I have introduced myself, I suggest you do the same,"
Another raising of the ever-so-present brow. "Actually, I go by a few names. Some call me Duo, others call me Shinigami. A few go as far to call me Death."
"Well, Mr. High and Mighty Shinigami. What is it that you seem to be looking for?"
'A way to kick your high ass off this piece of fungus.' "How to get the hell out of here and into the garden?"
"Is that a question or a statement?"
"Why does it matter?"
"Because I can not determine the answer without knowing the question."
Duo sighed. Boy, what a jerk-off this catapillar was turning out to be. "Hey listen you green man, I already gave you the question. Are you gonna answer it or not?"
The catapillar called Wufei cracked open both eyes and glared. "Incompetent baka. Now that I know it was a question, perhaps I can answer it." Duo scowled but reamined silent as the man with the antennae brooded for a moment. "Well, Shinigami. I have an answer."
"What is it?"
"First, the left and right will make grow or shrink. Then you must find the storyteller and all will be good." Wufei jumped down from the perch and waddled away.
Wait a minute..."Left and right of what?"
"...the mushroom, baka!"
Shinigami gave the round mushroom a quick overlook before reaching to either side and grabbing some. He took some of the right mushroom and shoved it in his right pocket and took a bit of the left and shoved it in his mouth. His chin immediatly became friendly with his feet. Duo took the left mushroom and put it in his pocket and took out a bit of the right and ate a bit. (Which was difficult due to the fact that the bottom of his chin was resting against the top of his boots making it hard for him to open his mouth. He did, eventually get it).
"Ah! Hello tallness!" Duo stretched a bit before continuing into the woods, whereupon almost instantly he came to a very small house. He dared not approach until he was shrunk to about three inches tall.