Disclaimer; I don't own Harry or his friends....the random field does. How did they get there? Was it aliens, was it an evil publishing agent, was it a happy little squirrel that clambered up the draining pipe to where they were cooling on a window sill and took them for no other reason than they looked pretty, was it Voldermort wanting the nation to know how he yet again failed to kill Harry? Probably not the last one - I'm going with the happy little squirrel theory.
Anyway - on with the random fic! It has no tune and all rhymes are coincidental. Like the Hogwarts school song, just pick your fav tune and sing as loud as you can* (oh, go on - you'll feel better afterwards)
*NB: do not do this if you are at school or in the work place (if you can access ff.net in your school you are lucky, RM has blocked it at ours) as this will cause extreme embarrassment and may result in admission to a mental hospital.
Ronald loves Hermione,
Hermione,
Hermione.
Ronald loves Hermione,
Ronnie 4 Herms
But she's going out with that
big fat dumb-arse,
duck footed,
slouchy shouldered,
can't-say-her-name-right,
wanking idiot.
(aka Krum).
Ron can sometimes be a twat,
be a twat,
be a twat,
Ron can sometimes be a twat,
But we all love him anyway.
I will drive a
goat shit powered,
monkey driven,
bright purple,
levitating speedboat
Up to JK's front door
if they don't get together in Book 5.
(Monkey boat subject to availability)
They always fight,
always fight,
always fight,
They always fight,
It's like they're married already.
(Ron and Hermione that is, not JK and anyone)
Ron should just be a man,
Even if he is ginger**
and his brother Bill is way sexier than him anyway,
And he should just ask Hermione out
and they should stay to-geth-errrrrrrrrr, for...
Ever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever.
If you agree, sign on the dotted line
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(or say so in a review!)
** NOTE; no ginger people were intentionally offended in the writing of this fic, I would like to apologise to anyone who is ginger, reading this and has no sense of humour (but come on, is that actually anyone???). I'm very sorry and love you a lot - please don't flame me, this txt duck is for you;
(..)
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V. FLUFFY R/H FIC COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!