A/N: After playing SSBM, I made a brilliant yet odd discovery. Sheik.....can breakdance!! YESS!! woo.... Ok. FYI people. If you ever see *moi* in the beginning of a chapter, that means action will follow in either this chapter, or the beginning of next, or both.
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN NIRVANA!! I DONT OWN ZELDA!! AND/OR WHATEVER GAME MARTH COMES FROM! quote: 'I no own so u no sue'
~*~Character List~*~
(Just a reminder)
Link- gothic slightly loner-ish
Zelda- goth/punk
Saria- neon-green punk
Mido- gangster poser
Malon- prep/popular/cheerleader
Ruto- prep
Marth- Zelda's long lost 'dark' brother
Sheik- confused/weird punk
~*~
Link sat in the middle of the island in the center of Lake Hylia. He threw some more pieces of wood into the roaring fire in front of him, glancing toward the deep blue night sky above him. Saria, Zelda, and Marth also sat around the fire, roasting marshmallows, a small portable radio playing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'-The Indigos (NIRVANA!!) softly.
It was a Friday night, and the only reason they brought the radio with them was because Malon's damn party was so loud that even from the farthest point from her house, you could still hear it.
"Maybe..." Zelda said, breaking the silence. "Maybe they'll all go deaf?"
"I don't think that'll make them any stupider..." Marth replied thoughtfully.
Link nodded before realizing his marshmallow was on fire. He jumped up, causing the marshmallow to fly into the air and land on Saria's head.
"FLAMING MARSHMALLOW!!" Saria ran around like a lunatic. Link grabbed her and threw her into the lake without thinking. Saria surfaced.
"Thankyou Sir Link. Now Im sticky AND wet."
Before anyone could reply, someone ran along the bridge toward them.
"Rogue...?"
"Hello everyone!"
"...no" Link said.
Rogue stopped, and leaned against the tree. (Do an author lookup, and the description will be there.) She carried a black bag.
"Um...what?" Zelda asked. Rogue smirked.
"I'm gonna go and crash Malon's party. Can you say, 'Flying rotten eggs?'"
Saria leaped out of the water and snuggled underneath a towel and a few blankets infront of the fire. " i....i'mmmm iiiinn..n" Saria stuttered, cold. Zelda and Marth nodded. Link sighed.
"Alright, I'm in." Link said finally. " But I don't think this is a good idea."
* * *
The five of them slowly made their way to Malon's farm. Their attire blended them in with the shadows, and they wore Stone masks to camaflauge them from idiots, although more intelligent people would probably be able to see them.
They entered the farm, where there was raging music, lots of drinks, alcohol, food, and loud music.
"Oh godesses!" Sarais whispered in a high pitched voice.
"What?" Zelda asked, trying hard to blot out the evil music.
"I forgot ear plugs!! I think im dying!!"
"I know how you feel" Link said from behind them, and urged them forward.
They walked silently, no one noticed them yet, and kept toward the walls. Rogue led the way, and Marth was still very amazed that no one saw them.
"....NoW!" Rogue shouted, and hundreds of rotten eggs flew through the air. There were screams of horror, and Zelda jumped away as a giant goron fell to the ground.
"Th shmell! Shtink!!!" and she was sure fumes came out of his head.
The music still boomed, but there was mayhem. Malon ran screaming around in circles.
"LIKE! OMG! LIKE! ROTTEN EGGS! LIKE....AH!" Malon tripped, and fell, knocking Saria to the ground. Her mask flew from her face, and Malon looked with angry eyes at Saria. Everyone stopped whatever they were doing, including the party crashers.
"Like....boys." Malon snapped her fingers, and a few gorons roughly pulled Saria off the ground.
* * *
Saria stood, chained to a giant wooden post in the center of the farm by her wrist. A crowd surrounded her, and all the preppy girls got out their makeup sets.
"OH MY FUCKING NO!!" Saria screamed and tried to run away, but was unable to, her wrist attached to the pole. She stood and flipped the bird at every single one of them.
"Like, you're not going anywhere, bitch!" Malon shouted.
"I'M NOT YOUR BITCH!" Saria screamed, but went quiet went Malon backhandedly smacked Saria across the face. It was at that moment that Saria realized her good hand was the one chained to the pole. SHe slowly sat down, and moved back toward the pole to lean against.
Malon laughed insanely, but was quickly shoved to the ground.
"Shut up." Mido said.
Saria looked up in shock, and was very much surprised at the sight she saw. Mido had his dark hair spiked slightly, but mostly hidden under a green hat. He wore a dark green baggy t-shirt and baggy blue raver pants. Around his neck was a glow stick attached to a chain, and he held glow sticks attached to long strings in each hand. Malon screamed hoarsely, and before anyone could blink, a second pole was up and Mido was chained to that one.
"YOU'RE A RAVER?!" Saria said with utter surprise. Mido smirked.
"Enough talk. Like, let's get them a new wardrobe!" Malon cackled.
Link, Zelda, Marth, and Rogue quickly and swiftly made their way through the crowd and stood side by side in between the two posts, which had a very large gap between them. The four threw down their masks and black robes, and the crowd gasped.
"LIKE! ALL OF THEM?! LIKE! GET EM!" SHe shouted to the group of gorons that she hung out with.
There were 7 gorons, all on the football team, and the tallest one was captain.
"I'll take the big guy." Link said, and no one argued.
Zelda stood near a wall, and she had less space than the two gorons. They had more than normal purpose in their eyes, and Zelda now had a better reason to beat the crap out of them.
Marth had much space, and these two gorons were the biggest, not counting the captain. He decided not to use his sword, as it wouldn't really be fair.
Rogue smirked, striking a fighting stance. SHe was always top in her kick-boxing class, and many knew why.
Link stood almost eye to eye with the Captain. The guy laughed a deep ugly laugh, but Link showed no emotion in his eyes.
Saria murmured something, and Malon turned to face her. With her free hand, she threw a glass of water into Malon's face, and Malon screeched.
"I'M, LIKE, MELTING!!"
And the fight began.
A/N: EVERYONE! No REPLY! NO NEXT CHAPTER! I love you! ^_~. Surprise, surprise. Mido is a raver. Boo-hiss...! Ok, I couldnt stand Mido out of the picture, and I realized that i didnt have to change Mido that much. SUre, he listened to the same music, but now, he can do cool moves that daze people with pretty lights!....
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN NIRVANA!! I DONT OWN ZELDA!! AND/OR WHATEVER GAME MARTH COMES FROM! quote: 'I no own so u no sue'
~*~Character List~*~
(Just a reminder)
Link- gothic slightly loner-ish
Zelda- goth/punk
Saria- neon-green punk
Mido- gangster poser
Malon- prep/popular/cheerleader
Ruto- prep
Marth- Zelda's long lost 'dark' brother
Sheik- confused/weird punk
~*~
Link sat in the middle of the island in the center of Lake Hylia. He threw some more pieces of wood into the roaring fire in front of him, glancing toward the deep blue night sky above him. Saria, Zelda, and Marth also sat around the fire, roasting marshmallows, a small portable radio playing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'-The Indigos (NIRVANA!!) softly.
It was a Friday night, and the only reason they brought the radio with them was because Malon's damn party was so loud that even from the farthest point from her house, you could still hear it.
"Maybe..." Zelda said, breaking the silence. "Maybe they'll all go deaf?"
"I don't think that'll make them any stupider..." Marth replied thoughtfully.
Link nodded before realizing his marshmallow was on fire. He jumped up, causing the marshmallow to fly into the air and land on Saria's head.
"FLAMING MARSHMALLOW!!" Saria ran around like a lunatic. Link grabbed her and threw her into the lake without thinking. Saria surfaced.
"Thankyou Sir Link. Now Im sticky AND wet."
Before anyone could reply, someone ran along the bridge toward them.
"Rogue...?"
"Hello everyone!"
"...no" Link said.
Rogue stopped, and leaned against the tree. (Do an author lookup, and the description will be there.) She carried a black bag.
"Um...what?" Zelda asked. Rogue smirked.
"I'm gonna go and crash Malon's party. Can you say, 'Flying rotten eggs?'"
Saria leaped out of the water and snuggled underneath a towel and a few blankets infront of the fire. " i....i'mmmm iiiinn..n" Saria stuttered, cold. Zelda and Marth nodded. Link sighed.
"Alright, I'm in." Link said finally. " But I don't think this is a good idea."
* * *
The five of them slowly made their way to Malon's farm. Their attire blended them in with the shadows, and they wore Stone masks to camaflauge them from idiots, although more intelligent people would probably be able to see them.
They entered the farm, where there was raging music, lots of drinks, alcohol, food, and loud music.
"Oh godesses!" Sarais whispered in a high pitched voice.
"What?" Zelda asked, trying hard to blot out the evil music.
"I forgot ear plugs!! I think im dying!!"
"I know how you feel" Link said from behind them, and urged them forward.
They walked silently, no one noticed them yet, and kept toward the walls. Rogue led the way, and Marth was still very amazed that no one saw them.
"....NoW!" Rogue shouted, and hundreds of rotten eggs flew through the air. There were screams of horror, and Zelda jumped away as a giant goron fell to the ground.
"Th shmell! Shtink!!!" and she was sure fumes came out of his head.
The music still boomed, but there was mayhem. Malon ran screaming around in circles.
"LIKE! OMG! LIKE! ROTTEN EGGS! LIKE....AH!" Malon tripped, and fell, knocking Saria to the ground. Her mask flew from her face, and Malon looked with angry eyes at Saria. Everyone stopped whatever they were doing, including the party crashers.
"Like....boys." Malon snapped her fingers, and a few gorons roughly pulled Saria off the ground.
* * *
Saria stood, chained to a giant wooden post in the center of the farm by her wrist. A crowd surrounded her, and all the preppy girls got out their makeup sets.
"OH MY FUCKING NO!!" Saria screamed and tried to run away, but was unable to, her wrist attached to the pole. She stood and flipped the bird at every single one of them.
"Like, you're not going anywhere, bitch!" Malon shouted.
"I'M NOT YOUR BITCH!" Saria screamed, but went quiet went Malon backhandedly smacked Saria across the face. It was at that moment that Saria realized her good hand was the one chained to the pole. SHe slowly sat down, and moved back toward the pole to lean against.
Malon laughed insanely, but was quickly shoved to the ground.
"Shut up." Mido said.
Saria looked up in shock, and was very much surprised at the sight she saw. Mido had his dark hair spiked slightly, but mostly hidden under a green hat. He wore a dark green baggy t-shirt and baggy blue raver pants. Around his neck was a glow stick attached to a chain, and he held glow sticks attached to long strings in each hand. Malon screamed hoarsely, and before anyone could blink, a second pole was up and Mido was chained to that one.
"YOU'RE A RAVER?!" Saria said with utter surprise. Mido smirked.
"Enough talk. Like, let's get them a new wardrobe!" Malon cackled.
Link, Zelda, Marth, and Rogue quickly and swiftly made their way through the crowd and stood side by side in between the two posts, which had a very large gap between them. The four threw down their masks and black robes, and the crowd gasped.
"LIKE! ALL OF THEM?! LIKE! GET EM!" SHe shouted to the group of gorons that she hung out with.
There were 7 gorons, all on the football team, and the tallest one was captain.
"I'll take the big guy." Link said, and no one argued.
Zelda stood near a wall, and she had less space than the two gorons. They had more than normal purpose in their eyes, and Zelda now had a better reason to beat the crap out of them.
Marth had much space, and these two gorons were the biggest, not counting the captain. He decided not to use his sword, as it wouldn't really be fair.
Rogue smirked, striking a fighting stance. SHe was always top in her kick-boxing class, and many knew why.
Link stood almost eye to eye with the Captain. The guy laughed a deep ugly laugh, but Link showed no emotion in his eyes.
Saria murmured something, and Malon turned to face her. With her free hand, she threw a glass of water into Malon's face, and Malon screeched.
"I'M, LIKE, MELTING!!"
And the fight began.
A/N: EVERYONE! No REPLY! NO NEXT CHAPTER! I love you! ^_~. Surprise, surprise. Mido is a raver. Boo-hiss...! Ok, I couldnt stand Mido out of the picture, and I realized that i didnt have to change Mido that much. SUre, he listened to the same music, but now, he can do cool moves that daze people with pretty lights!....