A/N: Heylo everyone! Prepare for crappy fight scenes!
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN KORN! I DONT OWN ZELDA!! (AND/OR WHATEVER GAME MARTH COMES FROM!) quote: 'I no own so u no sue'
~*~Character List~*~
(Just a reminder)
Mido- Raver
Malon: Psycho popular prep bitch! WEE!
~*~
~*~Sponsor~*~
This chapter has been brought to you by the number 3.
~*~
Rogue ducked, a clumsy punch aimed at her head.
"Slow."
Rogue ran, able to out maneuver the over confident jcok before her. She quickly fell to the floor, kicking out with her leg to trip him. The goron came crashing into the grassy ground, but before Rogue could do anything, the other goron grabbed her.
He lifted her high into the air, squeezing her arms. Rogue's face twisted in sick rage. SHe flung her head backwards, making her legs go into the air. She brung her legs down, and the goron, who was twice her size, flung over her, and onto the ground, landing on his back. He groaned, but didnt get up.
At the same time, Marth easily had the advantage. Marth jumped high into the air, doing a split kick. each kick landed sqaurely in either goron's face, and they spun around. Marth stood between them, faking a laugh. The gorons, although too dizzy to aim, swung at him anyway. Marth ducked, the gorons punched each other, and fell down, unconscious.
Zelda showed unbelievable agility. One second she was there, and another second, she was somewhere else. The gorons were so confused. Everytime the lunged for her, they missed and hit the ground. Zelda's laughter echoed in their ears, but they couldnt catch her.
"Yo, son! She's some freak jackrabbit!"
And with that, a hard kick landed on the back of his head. That goron fell to the ground. The other looked around confused, and felt someone tap his shoulder. He turned around, and was punched in the face. So much for being conscious.
Link, on the other hand, was not 'as' agile. Sure, he was fast. But he decided he didnt feel like being fast right now.
The captain swung at him.
Link caught it in his hand. The captain struggled to get Link to free his hand, to no avail. The captain swung his other fist, and (surprise surprise) Link caught that blow in his other fist as well. The goron blinked, and was pulled toward Link, a hard knee to the stomache crippling the goron.
Link smirked, quickly running over to Marth and Zelda.
"Hey, where's Rogue?"
They shrugged, and glanced around. Saria and Mido ran toward them, followed by Sheik, who had used the distraction to free the captives.
"Let's go" Sheik said quickly, as the crowd aroudn them began to come closer.
Sheik stood infront of his friends, and threw down an enhanced deku seed.
* * *
They ran out of the farm, and ran through Hyrule field, heading back to their camp back at Lake Hylia.
They slowed to a quick walk, Saria and Mido far ahead, Marth and sheik way in back, and Link with Zelda somewhat half way between the pairs.
"How did you learn to fight like that?" Link asked quietly, breaking the uncomfortable silence.
He had noticed that, although they were walking relatively close to each other in the cool night's air, they still seemed to be trying to look for an escape, to run as far away from the other as possible.
"Practice..." she answered simply, staring into the sky.
Link followed her gaze, and for the first time in his life, he noticed how beautiful the sky and stars could be at nighttime. Without the hurt of extra light, uncomfortable blues and strange white clouds of a normal daytime sky, nighttime was so much different. Dark blue, a beautiful entrancing color, in deep contrast to the slight gleam of distant stars. He glanced back at Zelda, and saw how the full moon's pale light reflected off of her, enhancing her features better than the sun ever could.
"Beautiful..." he barely heard himself say.
Zelda turned to him, surprised, and he found himself lost in her eyes.
"Link? Helloooo? Hyrule to Link? Are you listening?"
Link blinked, his eyes crashing back to reality.
"...huh? what?" Link asked, confused.
"What did you say...?" Zelda questioned.
"I said...huh? What?"
"No, I meant what did you say before?"
"hhhmmmm? I didn't say anything before." Link lied.
"...if you say so."
They finally made it to the entrance of Lake Hylia, and jumped the fences, going in. They walked across the bridges, reaching the center island.(The one with the big tree and above the water temple) Another island a few meters away(the one where you retrieve your fire arrows) was where their tent and stuff were, but there was more room on the center island to make a fire and bbq.
Saria and Mido were already sitting around the fire they created, waiting for the others. Zelda murmured a quiet 'scuse me' and disappeared behind the giant tree. No one wanted to bother her, so they let her be, roasting marshmallows again.
A/N: Ok. So there wasnt much Malon bashing. Well, this is my first Zelda fanfic! I dont KNOW how to bash without putting this story into the humor sectioN! arrgh! Pointer, tips, comments? Please, leave a review. Flames are welcome. Leave a review or no next chapter.
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN KORN! I DONT OWN ZELDA!! (AND/OR WHATEVER GAME MARTH COMES FROM!) quote: 'I no own so u no sue'
~*~Character List~*~
(Just a reminder)
Mido- Raver
Malon: Psycho popular prep bitch! WEE!
~*~
~*~Sponsor~*~
This chapter has been brought to you by the number 3.
~*~
Rogue ducked, a clumsy punch aimed at her head.
"Slow."
Rogue ran, able to out maneuver the over confident jcok before her. She quickly fell to the floor, kicking out with her leg to trip him. The goron came crashing into the grassy ground, but before Rogue could do anything, the other goron grabbed her.
He lifted her high into the air, squeezing her arms. Rogue's face twisted in sick rage. SHe flung her head backwards, making her legs go into the air. She brung her legs down, and the goron, who was twice her size, flung over her, and onto the ground, landing on his back. He groaned, but didnt get up.
At the same time, Marth easily had the advantage. Marth jumped high into the air, doing a split kick. each kick landed sqaurely in either goron's face, and they spun around. Marth stood between them, faking a laugh. The gorons, although too dizzy to aim, swung at him anyway. Marth ducked, the gorons punched each other, and fell down, unconscious.
Zelda showed unbelievable agility. One second she was there, and another second, she was somewhere else. The gorons were so confused. Everytime the lunged for her, they missed and hit the ground. Zelda's laughter echoed in their ears, but they couldnt catch her.
"Yo, son! She's some freak jackrabbit!"
And with that, a hard kick landed on the back of his head. That goron fell to the ground. The other looked around confused, and felt someone tap his shoulder. He turned around, and was punched in the face. So much for being conscious.
Link, on the other hand, was not 'as' agile. Sure, he was fast. But he decided he didnt feel like being fast right now.
The captain swung at him.
Link caught it in his hand. The captain struggled to get Link to free his hand, to no avail. The captain swung his other fist, and (surprise surprise) Link caught that blow in his other fist as well. The goron blinked, and was pulled toward Link, a hard knee to the stomache crippling the goron.
Link smirked, quickly running over to Marth and Zelda.
"Hey, where's Rogue?"
They shrugged, and glanced around. Saria and Mido ran toward them, followed by Sheik, who had used the distraction to free the captives.
"Let's go" Sheik said quickly, as the crowd aroudn them began to come closer.
Sheik stood infront of his friends, and threw down an enhanced deku seed.
* * *
They ran out of the farm, and ran through Hyrule field, heading back to their camp back at Lake Hylia.
They slowed to a quick walk, Saria and Mido far ahead, Marth and sheik way in back, and Link with Zelda somewhat half way between the pairs.
"How did you learn to fight like that?" Link asked quietly, breaking the uncomfortable silence.
He had noticed that, although they were walking relatively close to each other in the cool night's air, they still seemed to be trying to look for an escape, to run as far away from the other as possible.
"Practice..." she answered simply, staring into the sky.
Link followed her gaze, and for the first time in his life, he noticed how beautiful the sky and stars could be at nighttime. Without the hurt of extra light, uncomfortable blues and strange white clouds of a normal daytime sky, nighttime was so much different. Dark blue, a beautiful entrancing color, in deep contrast to the slight gleam of distant stars. He glanced back at Zelda, and saw how the full moon's pale light reflected off of her, enhancing her features better than the sun ever could.
"Beautiful..." he barely heard himself say.
Zelda turned to him, surprised, and he found himself lost in her eyes.
"Link? Helloooo? Hyrule to Link? Are you listening?"
Link blinked, his eyes crashing back to reality.
"...huh? what?" Link asked, confused.
"What did you say...?" Zelda questioned.
"I said...huh? What?"
"No, I meant what did you say before?"
"hhhmmmm? I didn't say anything before." Link lied.
"...if you say so."
They finally made it to the entrance of Lake Hylia, and jumped the fences, going in. They walked across the bridges, reaching the center island.(The one with the big tree and above the water temple) Another island a few meters away(the one where you retrieve your fire arrows) was where their tent and stuff were, but there was more room on the center island to make a fire and bbq.
Saria and Mido were already sitting around the fire they created, waiting for the others. Zelda murmured a quiet 'scuse me' and disappeared behind the giant tree. No one wanted to bother her, so they let her be, roasting marshmallows again.
A/N: Ok. So there wasnt much Malon bashing. Well, this is my first Zelda fanfic! I dont KNOW how to bash without putting this story into the humor sectioN! arrgh! Pointer, tips, comments? Please, leave a review. Flames are welcome. Leave a review or no next chapter.