A/N: Heyy. I got some stuff to say, but do waht you always do, skip this part and on to the story. Unless you're bored as hell. Then read my comments to my...uh...comments... yea. Fuck yea! ...Sorry... Anywayz, on to the comments!
To dude: Yes, I am a bitch. heh.
To Squall Leonhart: Sorry, I had writers block for the longest of time. Dont worry though, I'll try to write more often. This chapter would've come sooner tho, if fanfiction didnt have their problem.
To vtangelchix: Yess! Rock on! lol... I respect the malon/link lovers, k? Ok!
to Maria: I think Link is just dead sexy as a goth...but thats cuz i prfer goths...its my 'thing' or whatnot. Oh, and the original chapter, they did kiss... but I, the author, felt it was unbelievably stupid, so I decided, hey, the romance can wait. So, have fun reading, the kiss might be this chapter, might be 10 chapters from now(if i, the idiot, get that far) or in between. *shrugs* who knows... All gotta go with the flow.
TO ALL THE MALON/LINK LOVERS OUT THERE!!::: I dont particularly... "appreciate" the fact that they make Zelda a snobby bitch. If you havent noticed, you thickheaded morons....er.... intelligent beings *nods* that Zelda is not very snooty, but can, in fact, take care of herself, and is sporty, and has seen much chaos, death, murder, and destruction with her own two eyes than Malon will ever see. Sure, some of you think that ingo 'abused' her to a heightened degree, but Zelda had to go through the possible and very likely death of her parents, fierce and painful training of the Sheikah, to become Sheik, mental training to be as strong as she is, and the whole view of death, murder, and chaos as her town was destroyed by Ganondorf, and she, as heir to the throne, couldn't do anything to help her people, but merely stand and watch. Can you see how much pain she went through?! Much more than Malon will ever see! SO, I conclude that Malon is normal, borderline bitch, and Zelda is, well, mourning for the death of hyrulianity... (humanity... bah... same thing) from her past life. *nods*
Now, on to what you've been here for! Go! Read! You maniac! go! WHY ARE YOU STIULL READING THIS?! READ THE DAMN CHAPTER! STOP READING THIS SENTENCE! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?! GREEDY EYES! EYES!!! *pulls out a citywide test and stamps big letter 'F' on it* You get F cuz you no obey like circus monkey!
Disclaimer:I DONT OWN ZELDA!! (I DON'T OWN FIRE EMBLEM(only in Japan...where Marth comes from)) quote: 'I no own so u no sue'
~*~Sponsor~*~
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac comics! Z?
~*~
"Link...just...shut up."
"You know Zellie, I don't feel like shutting up right now."
"But Link, we are sick and tired of hearing you explain some fucking physics to us, alright?! I DONT CARE ABOUT SCIENCE!! its the fucking weekend! THE WEEKEND! Where you try to forget everything you learned throughoutn the whole week, and here YOU are, TALKING ON AND ON about physics, and YOU DONT EVEN TAKE PHYSICS! you took it last year!"
"...Fine. I won't discuss the matters of gravity and such with you simpletons."
"Me Saria. Me say duhhh...."
"Me Sheik. Me hungry. Me go hunt for cannibal marshmallow."
"Thats an awfully big word for someone who can barely spell 'cat'."
As usual, Marth was the last to comment in this friendly argument, and Link just watched half-amusedly as Sheik and Saria moved around in slowmotion. He turned, looked at Marth who had lain back down, napping in the slight sunlight seeping from between the gray clouds in the sky. For most people, such as Malon or Ruto, today would have been an awful day. Cloduy, threat of rain, no chance for their makeup to survive. But for Link, and possibly his friends, the day couldn't have had any better weather, especially since the concert will be taking place that night.
Link sighed slightly as Saria picked Sheik up and threw him into the water, which was simply amazing, because Saria is a good head shorter than Sheik. Link turned, right as there was a kersploosh! signaling Sheik's contact with water, and caught Zelda's eye. He was lost then, for what felt like forever but lasted only a few seconds. A small splash of water saved link from an embarassing zoning out moment. Zelda stared back at him, and they chuckled nervously before looking back at Sheik.
"Me Sheik! Me scream woman like Bloody Murder!"
"Woman-like? I resent that." Zelda stated, and Sheik nodded.
"Quite. Me Sheik, me scream like girl with much makeup and less clothes! AaAaAaAaAaAaH! LIKE! ME SHEIK IST DROWNING! OH MY MASCARA!"
Link just threw back his head and laughed, followed by the full laughter of Saria, Zelda, and Marth, who, quite frankly, could not think of a funnier, yet proven to be truthful impression, as well as ever hearing Link laugh like that.
After a few seconds, they quieted down, still snickering, and helped Sheik out of the water.
"Alright guys, lets get moving, we have less than 2 hours to get to the concert." Link stated, and dove into the water, swimming back toward the tent.
"Yea yea... 2 hours... pfft." Marth mumbled lazily, and Zelda punched him lightly on the shoulder.
"You get big fat F cuz you no obey like circus imp."
Saria chuckled, heading back to the tent by means of improvised wooden bridge, followed by Sheik, MArth, and finally Zelda. The sun was high in the sky, showing it to be around 1. The concert will start at around 3, so they had enough time. Nothing could possibly ruin this day.
* * *
Marth, Sheik, and Saria were walking ahead, fooling around like stupid teenagers. Of course, it was expected, because they actually ARE stupid teenagers...To a certain definition of stupid, of course.
Zelda yawned heavily, catching Link's attention.
"Are you tired Zellie? Poor Zellie." Link teased.
"Shut up. I'm not tired." She yawned again.
"You're a terrible liar." Link stated, and she just shrugged, yawning even deeper.
One thought ran threw his head, and he grinned at her. She looked at him, and the same thought crossed through her mind. Her eyes widened.
"...Don't you dare..." Zelda threatened, and Link just nodded, still grinning.
"...no! AHHH! LET GO! NOOo!" Zelda shrieked as Link practically threw her over his shoulder, and ran. Zelda started hitting his back, laughing, as he ran past Marth, Saria, and Sheik. The trio shouted and cheered, pointing at Zelda and waving.
"HHEELLPP!!" Zelda shrieked, as they neared the entrance to the temporary area where the concert was held. Link stopped, dropping her onto the grass. He placed his hands on his knees, pantng for breathe.
"Damn Zellie, you're heavy." Link mused.
"Shut up hyrulian man man man." Zelda said drily, still laughing.
"Man man man?" Link questioned. Saria ran by, and looked at him. She elbowed Zelda lightly, having a 'girl' moment.
"Men..." Saria said, shaking her head.
"Pfft." Zelda added.
Marth and Sheik finally caught up with them, and they entered the area, obviously going to enjpy the concert very much.
A/N: ...Anyone who is still conscious, read me! Yess.... Ok, my ankle is better, thanks for caring so much people! I feel so loved! ^_^ Read, review, and shiznit. ONE MORE THING!!
POLL!!
Should I describe the concert?
a) yes
b) no
c) i like pie
d) dun lookit me
To dude: Yes, I am a bitch. heh.
To Squall Leonhart: Sorry, I had writers block for the longest of time. Dont worry though, I'll try to write more often. This chapter would've come sooner tho, if fanfiction didnt have their problem.
To vtangelchix: Yess! Rock on! lol... I respect the malon/link lovers, k? Ok!
to Maria: I think Link is just dead sexy as a goth...but thats cuz i prfer goths...its my 'thing' or whatnot. Oh, and the original chapter, they did kiss... but I, the author, felt it was unbelievably stupid, so I decided, hey, the romance can wait. So, have fun reading, the kiss might be this chapter, might be 10 chapters from now(if i, the idiot, get that far) or in between. *shrugs* who knows... All gotta go with the flow.
TO ALL THE MALON/LINK LOVERS OUT THERE!!::: I dont particularly... "appreciate" the fact that they make Zelda a snobby bitch. If you havent noticed, you thickheaded morons....er.... intelligent beings *nods* that Zelda is not very snooty, but can, in fact, take care of herself, and is sporty, and has seen much chaos, death, murder, and destruction with her own two eyes than Malon will ever see. Sure, some of you think that ingo 'abused' her to a heightened degree, but Zelda had to go through the possible and very likely death of her parents, fierce and painful training of the Sheikah, to become Sheik, mental training to be as strong as she is, and the whole view of death, murder, and chaos as her town was destroyed by Ganondorf, and she, as heir to the throne, couldn't do anything to help her people, but merely stand and watch. Can you see how much pain she went through?! Much more than Malon will ever see! SO, I conclude that Malon is normal, borderline bitch, and Zelda is, well, mourning for the death of hyrulianity... (humanity... bah... same thing) from her past life. *nods*
Now, on to what you've been here for! Go! Read! You maniac! go! WHY ARE YOU STIULL READING THIS?! READ THE DAMN CHAPTER! STOP READING THIS SENTENCE! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?! GREEDY EYES! EYES!!! *pulls out a citywide test and stamps big letter 'F' on it* You get F cuz you no obey like circus monkey!
Disclaimer:I DONT OWN ZELDA!! (I DON'T OWN FIRE EMBLEM(only in Japan...where Marth comes from)) quote: 'I no own so u no sue'
~*~Sponsor~*~
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac comics! Z?
~*~
"Link...just...shut up."
"You know Zellie, I don't feel like shutting up right now."
"But Link, we are sick and tired of hearing you explain some fucking physics to us, alright?! I DONT CARE ABOUT SCIENCE!! its the fucking weekend! THE WEEKEND! Where you try to forget everything you learned throughoutn the whole week, and here YOU are, TALKING ON AND ON about physics, and YOU DONT EVEN TAKE PHYSICS! you took it last year!"
"...Fine. I won't discuss the matters of gravity and such with you simpletons."
"Me Saria. Me say duhhh...."
"Me Sheik. Me hungry. Me go hunt for cannibal marshmallow."
"Thats an awfully big word for someone who can barely spell 'cat'."
As usual, Marth was the last to comment in this friendly argument, and Link just watched half-amusedly as Sheik and Saria moved around in slowmotion. He turned, looked at Marth who had lain back down, napping in the slight sunlight seeping from between the gray clouds in the sky. For most people, such as Malon or Ruto, today would have been an awful day. Cloduy, threat of rain, no chance for their makeup to survive. But for Link, and possibly his friends, the day couldn't have had any better weather, especially since the concert will be taking place that night.
Link sighed slightly as Saria picked Sheik up and threw him into the water, which was simply amazing, because Saria is a good head shorter than Sheik. Link turned, right as there was a kersploosh! signaling Sheik's contact with water, and caught Zelda's eye. He was lost then, for what felt like forever but lasted only a few seconds. A small splash of water saved link from an embarassing zoning out moment. Zelda stared back at him, and they chuckled nervously before looking back at Sheik.
"Me Sheik! Me scream woman like Bloody Murder!"
"Woman-like? I resent that." Zelda stated, and Sheik nodded.
"Quite. Me Sheik, me scream like girl with much makeup and less clothes! AaAaAaAaAaAaH! LIKE! ME SHEIK IST DROWNING! OH MY MASCARA!"
Link just threw back his head and laughed, followed by the full laughter of Saria, Zelda, and Marth, who, quite frankly, could not think of a funnier, yet proven to be truthful impression, as well as ever hearing Link laugh like that.
After a few seconds, they quieted down, still snickering, and helped Sheik out of the water.
"Alright guys, lets get moving, we have less than 2 hours to get to the concert." Link stated, and dove into the water, swimming back toward the tent.
"Yea yea... 2 hours... pfft." Marth mumbled lazily, and Zelda punched him lightly on the shoulder.
"You get big fat F cuz you no obey like circus imp."
Saria chuckled, heading back to the tent by means of improvised wooden bridge, followed by Sheik, MArth, and finally Zelda. The sun was high in the sky, showing it to be around 1. The concert will start at around 3, so they had enough time. Nothing could possibly ruin this day.
* * *
Marth, Sheik, and Saria were walking ahead, fooling around like stupid teenagers. Of course, it was expected, because they actually ARE stupid teenagers...To a certain definition of stupid, of course.
Zelda yawned heavily, catching Link's attention.
"Are you tired Zellie? Poor Zellie." Link teased.
"Shut up. I'm not tired." She yawned again.
"You're a terrible liar." Link stated, and she just shrugged, yawning even deeper.
One thought ran threw his head, and he grinned at her. She looked at him, and the same thought crossed through her mind. Her eyes widened.
"...Don't you dare..." Zelda threatened, and Link just nodded, still grinning.
"...no! AHHH! LET GO! NOOo!" Zelda shrieked as Link practically threw her over his shoulder, and ran. Zelda started hitting his back, laughing, as he ran past Marth, Saria, and Sheik. The trio shouted and cheered, pointing at Zelda and waving.
"HHEELLPP!!" Zelda shrieked, as they neared the entrance to the temporary area where the concert was held. Link stopped, dropping her onto the grass. He placed his hands on his knees, pantng for breathe.
"Damn Zellie, you're heavy." Link mused.
"Shut up hyrulian man man man." Zelda said drily, still laughing.
"Man man man?" Link questioned. Saria ran by, and looked at him. She elbowed Zelda lightly, having a 'girl' moment.
"Men..." Saria said, shaking her head.
"Pfft." Zelda added.
Marth and Sheik finally caught up with them, and they entered the area, obviously going to enjpy the concert very much.
A/N: ...Anyone who is still conscious, read me! Yess.... Ok, my ankle is better, thanks for caring so much people! I feel so loved! ^_^ Read, review, and shiznit. ONE MORE THING!!
POLL!!
Should I describe the concert?
a) yes
b) no
c) i like pie
d) dun lookit me