I'm back, and at last here is the dramatic finale of my Star Wars epic!
(Heehee.)
Disclaimer: Same old, same old, I own neither Star Wars nor Sailor Moon, yada yada.
Mae pushed open the double doors and was about to put her foot on the first step when Anna threw her arms in the air and yelled, "NO!" Startled, Mae drew her foot back.
"What?"
"I've learned by hard and painful experience that these stairs are booby-trapped. One wrong move and this place'll be crawling with more teachers than Detention Hall on a Monday afternoon."
"So, how do we get down?" Mae started twisting her long hair nervously, obviously beginning to panic.
"Watch me!" Anna jumped up onto the side banister, sat down, and slid expertly to the bottom of the stairs. Mae and Abby did the same. "This is where the going gets rough," Anna whispered, "The bottom of the South Stairwell is a premium hiding place for snoops like-"
"Aha!" Anna was abruptly cut off when Andy Tyler, the school's most feared 7th grade bounty hunter, leaped out at them from behind a door. Everybody screamed, and Mae stumbled backward so that her heel brushed the last step. Anna covered her ears and hauled Abby behind a door as red lights flashed and a siren blared. Within seconds one of the school's nastiest faculty-persons, The Demonic Secretary, came running click, click, click in her high-heeled shoes. She seized Mae by the shoulder and dragged her away after saying patronizingly, "Good job, Andy. Here's a homework pass."
"Actually-" Andy began, but Anna leaped valiantly from behind the door and launched her handful of rubber bands at his head. "Die, you Benedict Arnold!" she yelled, "Diiiiiiieeeee!!!" And then her hands were empty. "Uh-oh."
Suddenly Abby rushed forward, knocked Andy down, and leveled her razor-sharp metric ruler at his nose. "Aaaagh!" sniveled Andy, "I'm sorry, you guys! I didn't mean to get Mae in trouble! It's just, I'm failing in English and-"
"Bravo, Abby!" Anna cheered, "I congratulate you!"
"Please don't kill me!" Andy whined.
"It's too late for that," Abby said, and she was just about to whack Andy upside the head with her weapon when Anna grabbed her arm.
"Just a second," she said, a bold and daring plan forming in her head, "Andy, stand up. We'll let you go free on one condition."
"Anything!" Andy said gratefully, "I swear, I'll do anything for you guys, even if it gets me detention, suspended, expelled even. I don't care, just tell me and I'll do it."
"Great!" Anna said, "Give me your tie and jacket."
"What?!" he shrieked, "I'll get an out of uniform slip!"
"She said give 'em!" Abby yelled.
"Aagh! Okay, okay!" Andy pulled off his tie and jacket and threw them at Anna's feet. Then he was away like a rabbit.
"How's this supposed to help us rescue the Queen?" Abby asked.
"Like this." Anna looped Andy's tie around her neck and put on his jacket. "See? I'm Andy, I've captured you sneaking around, so I'm taking you in to justice. It's fool proof!"
"Uh-huh," said Abby, who didn't have a better idea, "Sure, why not? Let's go."
"Hi, Mrs. Brusher," Anna said, trying to make her voice nasal and snivelly like Andy's, "I'm Andy, and I've caught a miscreant running in the halls."
"I'm the miscreant," said Abby, waving at the stringy old librarian, "And she's Andy."
"Did I mention that I'm Andy?" Anna said as she dragged Abby into the young adult section of the library where they had a perfect view of the Queen Eclipse Moon who was actually a girl Anna recognized named Val, and Mae as they sat imprisoned in the Computer Lab. Computer Guy, a hulking, scowling, mean-looking ex-Marine who was probably wanted for mass-homicide in a couple of states, stalked out of the room, and once he was safely away Anna and Abby scurried in.
"Andy!" yelled Val in her most queenly tone of voice, "You brought him to rescue me? Begone, O snitchy one!"
"I'm not Andy!" said Anna, throwing off her ingenious disguise, "I'm Anna!"
"I don't know you." Val turned away.
"Sure you do! Anna Danser! We sit across from you in third period Spanish!" Abby elbowed Anna who slumped over and growled sulkily, "I am Rei, Sailor Mars, and I fight for the power of love and justice."
"Oh!" said Val, turning back around, "In that case I guess I'll come with you!"
"Hooray!" Anna took Val and Mae by their wrists to pull them out of the Computer Lab, which was definitely giving her very bad vibes, but Mae desisted. "I can't come," she said.
"What?" exclaimed Abby, "You hafta come! I'm not going back up without you!" Mae shook her head.
"If I did I would only endanger you all. The evil Computer Guy will track me down, and when he does he will find out that I am the Key to We of the Anime."
"Who cares about Computer Guy?" Abby yelled, "I'm not going to let him beat us like this!"
"Yeah!" Anna added, "Anyway, Computer Guy's stupid!"
"WHHATTT?" blared a voice from directly behind her, and Anna whirled around to find herself face to face with the looming, monstrous, purple- faced COMPUTER GUY!
"Not again!" she yelled stupidly, and Computer Guy roared at her,
"You've got detention until you graduate, Danser!" Then he turned to Abby and Val. "And you two are out during lunch without permission! Hahahaha, there is no escape! You are all doomed to eternal detention, and now that I have the Key to you Anime freaks, your pitiful cult will not survive!"
"Nooooo!" Abby cried.
"You really like Anime that much?" Anna was surprised.
"Well, not really," said Abby, "I was just thinking of all the afternoon skate parks I'll be missing out on." Then she turned to Computer Guy and said, "I'll have you know, you will never get away with this! My father's a volunteer fire fighter and he'll beat you up in a deserted parking lot somewhere!"
"Oh no he won't," said Computer Guy evilly, "Abby. I am your father!"
"Really?" said Abby, making a face, "Oh, gross!"
"Well, no," Computer Guy admitted, "But let's just pretend that I am for the dramatic effect."
"Oh, sure," Abby said, then she pulled a long face and cried, "No! No! It can't be true! Nooooo!"
"The hall passes!" Anna suddenly remembered, and she pulled them out from her pocket. "Comput- er, Mr. Nomax, we have hall passes, so there's nothing you can do to us!" Computer Guy snatched the hall passes and scrutinously examined them
"Run, Mina, run!" Mae called telepathically to Abby.
"Not without you!" Abby cried, but Anna and Val hauled her away.
"Anna Danser," Val whispered, "For braveness and nobility in the face of danger, I hereby name you Sailor Mars."
"Oh, joy!" Anna muttered.
"Hey!" Computer Guy realized, "These are counterfeit!!!" But the Three of the Anime were long gone.
And that's the end of my first ever fan fic. I know, pretty bizarre, but what can I say? I've got a lot of free time on my hands. Well, thank you everybody for reading so far, and I promise (!) to write some more after my evil exams are over. Bye! -Nike Shizu ^_^
Disclaimer: Same old, same old, I own neither Star Wars nor Sailor Moon, yada yada.
Mae pushed open the double doors and was about to put her foot on the first step when Anna threw her arms in the air and yelled, "NO!" Startled, Mae drew her foot back.
"What?"
"I've learned by hard and painful experience that these stairs are booby-trapped. One wrong move and this place'll be crawling with more teachers than Detention Hall on a Monday afternoon."
"So, how do we get down?" Mae started twisting her long hair nervously, obviously beginning to panic.
"Watch me!" Anna jumped up onto the side banister, sat down, and slid expertly to the bottom of the stairs. Mae and Abby did the same. "This is where the going gets rough," Anna whispered, "The bottom of the South Stairwell is a premium hiding place for snoops like-"
"Aha!" Anna was abruptly cut off when Andy Tyler, the school's most feared 7th grade bounty hunter, leaped out at them from behind a door. Everybody screamed, and Mae stumbled backward so that her heel brushed the last step. Anna covered her ears and hauled Abby behind a door as red lights flashed and a siren blared. Within seconds one of the school's nastiest faculty-persons, The Demonic Secretary, came running click, click, click in her high-heeled shoes. She seized Mae by the shoulder and dragged her away after saying patronizingly, "Good job, Andy. Here's a homework pass."
"Actually-" Andy began, but Anna leaped valiantly from behind the door and launched her handful of rubber bands at his head. "Die, you Benedict Arnold!" she yelled, "Diiiiiiieeeee!!!" And then her hands were empty. "Uh-oh."
Suddenly Abby rushed forward, knocked Andy down, and leveled her razor-sharp metric ruler at his nose. "Aaaagh!" sniveled Andy, "I'm sorry, you guys! I didn't mean to get Mae in trouble! It's just, I'm failing in English and-"
"Bravo, Abby!" Anna cheered, "I congratulate you!"
"Please don't kill me!" Andy whined.
"It's too late for that," Abby said, and she was just about to whack Andy upside the head with her weapon when Anna grabbed her arm.
"Just a second," she said, a bold and daring plan forming in her head, "Andy, stand up. We'll let you go free on one condition."
"Anything!" Andy said gratefully, "I swear, I'll do anything for you guys, even if it gets me detention, suspended, expelled even. I don't care, just tell me and I'll do it."
"Great!" Anna said, "Give me your tie and jacket."
"What?!" he shrieked, "I'll get an out of uniform slip!"
"She said give 'em!" Abby yelled.
"Aagh! Okay, okay!" Andy pulled off his tie and jacket and threw them at Anna's feet. Then he was away like a rabbit.
"How's this supposed to help us rescue the Queen?" Abby asked.
"Like this." Anna looped Andy's tie around her neck and put on his jacket. "See? I'm Andy, I've captured you sneaking around, so I'm taking you in to justice. It's fool proof!"
"Uh-huh," said Abby, who didn't have a better idea, "Sure, why not? Let's go."
"Hi, Mrs. Brusher," Anna said, trying to make her voice nasal and snivelly like Andy's, "I'm Andy, and I've caught a miscreant running in the halls."
"I'm the miscreant," said Abby, waving at the stringy old librarian, "And she's Andy."
"Did I mention that I'm Andy?" Anna said as she dragged Abby into the young adult section of the library where they had a perfect view of the Queen Eclipse Moon who was actually a girl Anna recognized named Val, and Mae as they sat imprisoned in the Computer Lab. Computer Guy, a hulking, scowling, mean-looking ex-Marine who was probably wanted for mass-homicide in a couple of states, stalked out of the room, and once he was safely away Anna and Abby scurried in.
"Andy!" yelled Val in her most queenly tone of voice, "You brought him to rescue me? Begone, O snitchy one!"
"I'm not Andy!" said Anna, throwing off her ingenious disguise, "I'm Anna!"
"I don't know you." Val turned away.
"Sure you do! Anna Danser! We sit across from you in third period Spanish!" Abby elbowed Anna who slumped over and growled sulkily, "I am Rei, Sailor Mars, and I fight for the power of love and justice."
"Oh!" said Val, turning back around, "In that case I guess I'll come with you!"
"Hooray!" Anna took Val and Mae by their wrists to pull them out of the Computer Lab, which was definitely giving her very bad vibes, but Mae desisted. "I can't come," she said.
"What?" exclaimed Abby, "You hafta come! I'm not going back up without you!" Mae shook her head.
"If I did I would only endanger you all. The evil Computer Guy will track me down, and when he does he will find out that I am the Key to We of the Anime."
"Who cares about Computer Guy?" Abby yelled, "I'm not going to let him beat us like this!"
"Yeah!" Anna added, "Anyway, Computer Guy's stupid!"
"WHHATTT?" blared a voice from directly behind her, and Anna whirled around to find herself face to face with the looming, monstrous, purple- faced COMPUTER GUY!
"Not again!" she yelled stupidly, and Computer Guy roared at her,
"You've got detention until you graduate, Danser!" Then he turned to Abby and Val. "And you two are out during lunch without permission! Hahahaha, there is no escape! You are all doomed to eternal detention, and now that I have the Key to you Anime freaks, your pitiful cult will not survive!"
"Nooooo!" Abby cried.
"You really like Anime that much?" Anna was surprised.
"Well, not really," said Abby, "I was just thinking of all the afternoon skate parks I'll be missing out on." Then she turned to Computer Guy and said, "I'll have you know, you will never get away with this! My father's a volunteer fire fighter and he'll beat you up in a deserted parking lot somewhere!"
"Oh no he won't," said Computer Guy evilly, "Abby. I am your father!"
"Really?" said Abby, making a face, "Oh, gross!"
"Well, no," Computer Guy admitted, "But let's just pretend that I am for the dramatic effect."
"Oh, sure," Abby said, then she pulled a long face and cried, "No! No! It can't be true! Nooooo!"
"The hall passes!" Anna suddenly remembered, and she pulled them out from her pocket. "Comput- er, Mr. Nomax, we have hall passes, so there's nothing you can do to us!" Computer Guy snatched the hall passes and scrutinously examined them
"Run, Mina, run!" Mae called telepathically to Abby.
"Not without you!" Abby cried, but Anna and Val hauled her away.
"Anna Danser," Val whispered, "For braveness and nobility in the face of danger, I hereby name you Sailor Mars."
"Oh, joy!" Anna muttered.
"Hey!" Computer Guy realized, "These are counterfeit!!!" But the Three of the Anime were long gone.
And that's the end of my first ever fan fic. I know, pretty bizarre, but what can I say? I've got a lot of free time on my hands. Well, thank you everybody for reading so far, and I promise (!) to write some more after my evil exams are over. Bye! -Nike Shizu ^_^