ODD CONNECTIONS 9
*A/N* Okay, in my story there is no draft. The people aren't going to be drafted, because I want people in my story all the time. *********************************************************************
"Torrie Wilson!........" said King over the michrophone, he was going to announce the bikini match. The crowd cheered when Torrie came out, Torrie came in the ring with a huge smile on her face and wearing a light green robe over her bikini. "Kate.......!" King said again. The crowd cheered yet again, and I came out wearing a red robe. "Okay ladies. I think I'll start with Torrie Wilson! Please show us what you have under that robe!" said King. Torrie daintily threw off her robe revealing a light green bikini, a lot of cheering for Torrie. "Now, Kate, your turn!" announced King. I slowly pulled off by robe, showing off my red flowered string bikini. The crowd cheered for me, but familiar music came on....Molly Holly's music. "Stop this insane act of slutyness!" she screamed in the microphone. She then walked down and went in the ring to confront Torrie and I. We both had baffled looks on our faces. "This vulgar, vile work is not for Diva's! People want to see wrestling not 2 skanks strutting around in a low amount of clothing!" (A/N: You have to admit, I did make Molly sound like her character) confronted Molly. The crowd boo'ed at her but she took no notice. I grabbed the mic from her. "Listen Molly. You're just jealous you can't compeat in a bikini match! And I'm sure we know why. In the words of Trish: You've got too much Junk in that Trunk so back that ass up!" said I. Molly looked outraged. Torrie held out her hand for the mic and I gave it to her. "Why don't you compeat in bikini match? 3 way match. Who ever looks the hottest, wins. Unless you're much too stubborn to admit that ass won't get you anywhere." proposed Torrie. Molly grabbed the mic back. "I'm NOT jealous or stubborn! I refuse to accept in such a low class match! You whores wouldn't stand a chance if I competed! Besides, my bodie is still pure and wholesome. Well, I'm not so sure about Kate here." Molly raged. "Are you calling me a virgin? *crowd cheers*" I asked her. "Yes." Molly said. "Ya I am a virgin, and proud of it. But I hope I'll get some before I'm 26 like you!" I yelled. (A/N: I think she's 26.....or 24.....) "I don't entend to 'get some', men these days are pigs. Kate, you probably go out with a lot of pigs. Je-" I interupted her from saying Jeff, that wasn't in the script. So I high kicked her and she fell over. Torrie dragged her bodie to the end of the ring and pushed her off. "Lets continue this, shall we?" Torrie asked. "Fine with me." I agreed. "Who here thinks, Torrie, is the winner?" King asked the audience. The crowd cheered a lot. "Who here thinks Kate is the winner?" he asked. The crowd cheered a lot too. The audience's cheering was some what equal so King asked again. I was flattered when I heard more cheering for me. "Here's our winner...Kate!" said King. Wow, I never thought I would beat Torrie wilson. Probably because I was wearing string bikini. I looked at Torrie, who didn't look angry like Stacy did, she clapped for me.
*Jeff's P.O.V*
I just saw the match. Kate won, I new she would. She is the youngest Diva who still has a tiny bodie not much muscle though. "Hey, your girlfriend had a good match." Complimented Matt. "She's not my girlfriend...." I pouted. Lita and Matt looked at each other with a glance that seemed to say 'yet.' "Look, why don't you ask her out?" Lita asked. "Because both her brothers will kick my ass to hell and back, wait, I'm not even sure they'd let my ass come back....." I said angrily. "Don't worry bro, I got your back." Matt said. "Ya, now is the perfect time to ask her out, her brothers are gone." stated Lita. "Maybe......I mean, I want to but-" I started, Matt interupted. "But what? Are you scared or something?" he asked. "No! Would you let me finish? I'm not scared, but I am scared that she won't accept. So do you two think you could-" But Lita interupted me with a weird gleam in her eyes. "Spy on her? Stalk her?" Lita joked. "Would people please stop interupting me? Just ask her-but don't say I asked you guys to ask her. Say that you guys just are curious to who she thinks is cute....attractive....charming...in the WWE." I said, with a little bit of over-ego. "Alright. I'LL go ask her in the locker room. No guys allowed." Lita said to Matt and went out the door.
*Lita in the locker room*
"Hey Kate." Lita said to Kate who was changing into overalls and a spaghetti strapped T-shirt. "Hmm...?" Kate asked, pulling her shirt over her head. "You've been here a while...who do you think is the hottest guy?" Lita asked. "That is a tough question." Kate agreed. "Well.....?" Lita persisted. "There are whole bunch of cuties that are older than me. The Rock is cute, Randy Orton, Jericho. Jeff's pretty cute too." Kate admitted. "Ah. If I could match you up to any guy....who would it be?" "I dunno.....-" But Kate was interuptted by a knock on the door. "Come in!" Kate yelled. "Mr. McMahon would like to remind you that you have to be outside his room in 5 minutes for the taping." A curly haired woman said. Kate nodded and quickly strapped her overalls on. "Sorry Lita, I got to go." "Understandible, we'll talk about this later." Lita agreed. "Ummm" Kate said before going out the door, "Why'd ya ask?" "Just tryin to get the info on our new diva. That's what I do to every new arival." Lita lied. Kate looked at her confused but then waved bye. Lita walked back and found Matt and Jeff sitting on chairs outside they're locker rooms. "Well?" Jeff asked hopefully. "She said that you were cute. And the Rock, Jericho.....and oh ya, Randy Orton." When Lita said this a disgusted look appeared on Jeff's face. "Just be lucky she thinks you're cute, man. That's one small step for Jeff, one big step for Jeff's ego." Matt smirked. "What else did she say?" Jeff asked, ignoring Matt. "I didn't get a chance to ask, she has to have tapings with Mr. McMahon." responded Lita. Jeff again, looked disgusted. "They're not going to make anything happen between the 2, are they? Because that's happened before-" Jeff said worriedly. "Jeff, shut up and watch the taping." Matt said. Lita turned on the T.V, the trio watched the television.
*Kate's P.O.V outside the office*
"I wonder what Mr. McMahon wanted to talk to me about...." I asked myself, the taping had just begun. I then knocked on the door. Vince answered with 'come in'. "Mr.McMahon, you wanted to see me?" I asked, sounding nervous. He smiled and said: "Yes. I wanted to tell you about that match in there. Well, beating Torrie and Stacy is...................an automatic 'welcome in' to the Thong-A-Thon on Sunday!" Crowd in the backround could be heard cheering. "Wow, thanks a lot! But I have to warn you, my brothers won't be too happy about this." I warned. "Your brothers are not coming back till after the Thong-A-Thon. Besides, they'll just have to deal with it, right?" Vince said. "Good point." I replied. "An excellent point. Now you better get to picking out your outfit, the other girls are way ahead of you on that." I left the room, and the tape ended. My brothers are going to-*ring* call....... "Kate! No freakin way!" Christian yelled in the telephone, I had to hold the phone back. "Getting photo shoots is one thing, but having your ass being taped on live television! That's another thing!" Edge said, and it sounded like they both were struggiling to talk on the phone. "Look guys, I'm sorry! You two wanted me in the WWE, and you'll have to accept the fact that your dearest little sister is hot." I smiled. One of them gagged. "Kate, never in our lives will we accept that of our sister." said Edge. "Come on Kate! Why do you have to be in the Thong-A-Thon?!!?!? I wanted to watch it! Now I can't even look at the magazines either!" Christian whined. "Sorry, but I have to pick out my outift. TTYL! "I hung up the phone, unable to listen to their complaints.
*Matt, Jeff and Lita*
"YES!" Jeff cheered. "Yes little brother, you may be cheering now. But Kate won't stand a chance with Lita competing." Matt smiled at her. She kissed him. Jeff's eye twitched. "Aww your so sweet!" Lita cooed at him and sat on his lap. Jeff scooted his chair over. "Yes, Matty-poo is the sweetest, isn't he?" Jeff imitated Lita's voice. "Quiet skittle boy." Lita snapped and Jeff shut up and lowered his eyes to avoid seeing any 'physical contact' between Matt and Lita.
********************************************************************* *A/N* I wrote 5 chapters while FFN wasn't working, I would have updated all of these sooner but I was in Hawaii!
*A/N* Okay, in my story there is no draft. The people aren't going to be drafted, because I want people in my story all the time. *********************************************************************
"Torrie Wilson!........" said King over the michrophone, he was going to announce the bikini match. The crowd cheered when Torrie came out, Torrie came in the ring with a huge smile on her face and wearing a light green robe over her bikini. "Kate.......!" King said again. The crowd cheered yet again, and I came out wearing a red robe. "Okay ladies. I think I'll start with Torrie Wilson! Please show us what you have under that robe!" said King. Torrie daintily threw off her robe revealing a light green bikini, a lot of cheering for Torrie. "Now, Kate, your turn!" announced King. I slowly pulled off by robe, showing off my red flowered string bikini. The crowd cheered for me, but familiar music came on....Molly Holly's music. "Stop this insane act of slutyness!" she screamed in the microphone. She then walked down and went in the ring to confront Torrie and I. We both had baffled looks on our faces. "This vulgar, vile work is not for Diva's! People want to see wrestling not 2 skanks strutting around in a low amount of clothing!" (A/N: You have to admit, I did make Molly sound like her character) confronted Molly. The crowd boo'ed at her but she took no notice. I grabbed the mic from her. "Listen Molly. You're just jealous you can't compeat in a bikini match! And I'm sure we know why. In the words of Trish: You've got too much Junk in that Trunk so back that ass up!" said I. Molly looked outraged. Torrie held out her hand for the mic and I gave it to her. "Why don't you compeat in bikini match? 3 way match. Who ever looks the hottest, wins. Unless you're much too stubborn to admit that ass won't get you anywhere." proposed Torrie. Molly grabbed the mic back. "I'm NOT jealous or stubborn! I refuse to accept in such a low class match! You whores wouldn't stand a chance if I competed! Besides, my bodie is still pure and wholesome. Well, I'm not so sure about Kate here." Molly raged. "Are you calling me a virgin? *crowd cheers*" I asked her. "Yes." Molly said. "Ya I am a virgin, and proud of it. But I hope I'll get some before I'm 26 like you!" I yelled. (A/N: I think she's 26.....or 24.....) "I don't entend to 'get some', men these days are pigs. Kate, you probably go out with a lot of pigs. Je-" I interupted her from saying Jeff, that wasn't in the script. So I high kicked her and she fell over. Torrie dragged her bodie to the end of the ring and pushed her off. "Lets continue this, shall we?" Torrie asked. "Fine with me." I agreed. "Who here thinks, Torrie, is the winner?" King asked the audience. The crowd cheered a lot. "Who here thinks Kate is the winner?" he asked. The crowd cheered a lot too. The audience's cheering was some what equal so King asked again. I was flattered when I heard more cheering for me. "Here's our winner...Kate!" said King. Wow, I never thought I would beat Torrie wilson. Probably because I was wearing string bikini. I looked at Torrie, who didn't look angry like Stacy did, she clapped for me.
*Jeff's P.O.V*
I just saw the match. Kate won, I new she would. She is the youngest Diva who still has a tiny bodie not much muscle though. "Hey, your girlfriend had a good match." Complimented Matt. "She's not my girlfriend...." I pouted. Lita and Matt looked at each other with a glance that seemed to say 'yet.' "Look, why don't you ask her out?" Lita asked. "Because both her brothers will kick my ass to hell and back, wait, I'm not even sure they'd let my ass come back....." I said angrily. "Don't worry bro, I got your back." Matt said. "Ya, now is the perfect time to ask her out, her brothers are gone." stated Lita. "Maybe......I mean, I want to but-" I started, Matt interupted. "But what? Are you scared or something?" he asked. "No! Would you let me finish? I'm not scared, but I am scared that she won't accept. So do you two think you could-" But Lita interupted me with a weird gleam in her eyes. "Spy on her? Stalk her?" Lita joked. "Would people please stop interupting me? Just ask her-but don't say I asked you guys to ask her. Say that you guys just are curious to who she thinks is cute....attractive....charming...in the WWE." I said, with a little bit of over-ego. "Alright. I'LL go ask her in the locker room. No guys allowed." Lita said to Matt and went out the door.
*Lita in the locker room*
"Hey Kate." Lita said to Kate who was changing into overalls and a spaghetti strapped T-shirt. "Hmm...?" Kate asked, pulling her shirt over her head. "You've been here a while...who do you think is the hottest guy?" Lita asked. "That is a tough question." Kate agreed. "Well.....?" Lita persisted. "There are whole bunch of cuties that are older than me. The Rock is cute, Randy Orton, Jericho. Jeff's pretty cute too." Kate admitted. "Ah. If I could match you up to any guy....who would it be?" "I dunno.....-" But Kate was interuptted by a knock on the door. "Come in!" Kate yelled. "Mr. McMahon would like to remind you that you have to be outside his room in 5 minutes for the taping." A curly haired woman said. Kate nodded and quickly strapped her overalls on. "Sorry Lita, I got to go." "Understandible, we'll talk about this later." Lita agreed. "Ummm" Kate said before going out the door, "Why'd ya ask?" "Just tryin to get the info on our new diva. That's what I do to every new arival." Lita lied. Kate looked at her confused but then waved bye. Lita walked back and found Matt and Jeff sitting on chairs outside they're locker rooms. "Well?" Jeff asked hopefully. "She said that you were cute. And the Rock, Jericho.....and oh ya, Randy Orton." When Lita said this a disgusted look appeared on Jeff's face. "Just be lucky she thinks you're cute, man. That's one small step for Jeff, one big step for Jeff's ego." Matt smirked. "What else did she say?" Jeff asked, ignoring Matt. "I didn't get a chance to ask, she has to have tapings with Mr. McMahon." responded Lita. Jeff again, looked disgusted. "They're not going to make anything happen between the 2, are they? Because that's happened before-" Jeff said worriedly. "Jeff, shut up and watch the taping." Matt said. Lita turned on the T.V, the trio watched the television.
*Kate's P.O.V outside the office*
"I wonder what Mr. McMahon wanted to talk to me about...." I asked myself, the taping had just begun. I then knocked on the door. Vince answered with 'come in'. "Mr.McMahon, you wanted to see me?" I asked, sounding nervous. He smiled and said: "Yes. I wanted to tell you about that match in there. Well, beating Torrie and Stacy is...................an automatic 'welcome in' to the Thong-A-Thon on Sunday!" Crowd in the backround could be heard cheering. "Wow, thanks a lot! But I have to warn you, my brothers won't be too happy about this." I warned. "Your brothers are not coming back till after the Thong-A-Thon. Besides, they'll just have to deal with it, right?" Vince said. "Good point." I replied. "An excellent point. Now you better get to picking out your outfit, the other girls are way ahead of you on that." I left the room, and the tape ended. My brothers are going to-*ring* call....... "Kate! No freakin way!" Christian yelled in the telephone, I had to hold the phone back. "Getting photo shoots is one thing, but having your ass being taped on live television! That's another thing!" Edge said, and it sounded like they both were struggiling to talk on the phone. "Look guys, I'm sorry! You two wanted me in the WWE, and you'll have to accept the fact that your dearest little sister is hot." I smiled. One of them gagged. "Kate, never in our lives will we accept that of our sister." said Edge. "Come on Kate! Why do you have to be in the Thong-A-Thon?!!?!? I wanted to watch it! Now I can't even look at the magazines either!" Christian whined. "Sorry, but I have to pick out my outift. TTYL! "I hung up the phone, unable to listen to their complaints.
*Matt, Jeff and Lita*
"YES!" Jeff cheered. "Yes little brother, you may be cheering now. But Kate won't stand a chance with Lita competing." Matt smiled at her. She kissed him. Jeff's eye twitched. "Aww your so sweet!" Lita cooed at him and sat on his lap. Jeff scooted his chair over. "Yes, Matty-poo is the sweetest, isn't he?" Jeff imitated Lita's voice. "Quiet skittle boy." Lita snapped and Jeff shut up and lowered his eyes to avoid seeing any 'physical contact' between Matt and Lita.
********************************************************************* *A/N* I wrote 5 chapters while FFN wasn't working, I would have updated all of these sooner but I was in Hawaii!