Disclaimer: "You think you own whatever land you land on, the earth is just
a dead thing you can claim. But I know every rock and tree and creature,
has a life has a spirit has a name." Ok, I don't own anything. And the song
"Colors of the Wind" just randomly popped up. Don't ask why.
Who's Going to Take the Trash?
Scene: Johnny and Cindy are fighting about who should take the trash out. The Fellowships were just sit back and watch TV.
Cindy: I took it the other day, so it's your turn.
Johnny: No! I took it last time.
The fight went on, suddenly. . .
The Trash: "Ash nazg Durbatuluk, Ash nazg Gimbatul, Ash nazg Gimbatul, Ash nazg Gimbatul!"
Johnny: Dude, the trash is not supposed to be talking!
Trash: Oops, sorry.
Frodo: I will take it! I will take it!
(Cindy and Johnny stop and listen to him. Gandalf closes his eyes sadly.)
Frodo: "I will take the trash to the sidewalk. . . Though. . . I do not know the way."
Gandalf: "I will help you bear this smell, Frodo Baggins. As long as it is yours to bear."
Aragorn: "By my life or death, if I can help you, I will. You have my sword."
Legolas: "And you have my bow."
Gimli: "And my axe!"
Boromir: "You carry the fate of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of everyone, then the sidewalk will see it dumped."
Sam: "Ha! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me."
Elrond: "No, indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is invited to a secret TV party, and you are not."
Merry: "O! We're coming too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a garbage bag to stop us."
Pippin: "Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. . . quest. . . thing."
Merry: "Well that rules you out, Pip."
Elrond: "Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Trash."
Pippin: "Great. Where are we going?"
Johnny: Umm. . . Dudes, the sidewalk is right outside of the door. . .
Frodo: O~ ::Paused:: I knew that!
Who's Going to Take the Trash?
Scene: Johnny and Cindy are fighting about who should take the trash out. The Fellowships were just sit back and watch TV.
Cindy: I took it the other day, so it's your turn.
Johnny: No! I took it last time.
The fight went on, suddenly. . .
The Trash: "Ash nazg Durbatuluk, Ash nazg Gimbatul, Ash nazg Gimbatul, Ash nazg Gimbatul!"
Johnny: Dude, the trash is not supposed to be talking!
Trash: Oops, sorry.
Frodo: I will take it! I will take it!
(Cindy and Johnny stop and listen to him. Gandalf closes his eyes sadly.)
Frodo: "I will take the trash to the sidewalk. . . Though. . . I do not know the way."
Gandalf: "I will help you bear this smell, Frodo Baggins. As long as it is yours to bear."
Aragorn: "By my life or death, if I can help you, I will. You have my sword."
Legolas: "And you have my bow."
Gimli: "And my axe!"
Boromir: "You carry the fate of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of everyone, then the sidewalk will see it dumped."
Sam: "Ha! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me."
Elrond: "No, indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is invited to a secret TV party, and you are not."
Merry: "O! We're coming too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a garbage bag to stop us."
Pippin: "Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. . . quest. . . thing."
Merry: "Well that rules you out, Pip."
Elrond: "Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Trash."
Pippin: "Great. Where are we going?"
Johnny: Umm. . . Dudes, the sidewalk is right outside of the door. . .
Frodo: O~ ::Paused:: I knew that!