Diary of a Nobody
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Disclaimer: still nothing Rating: PG A/N: Thanks for reviewing my story so far. I think I will do ok on this story. My other stories are failures. They start out good but turn to crap "Very" easily. On with it now..
Chapter 2 (entry 2)
November 17th, Dear Diary, Today was really funny. And to "My" surprise it was not bad. Well unless you count the teachers taking away points for no apparent reason at all. Oh my god, they were the dumbest reason for taking away points probably in the history of Hogwarts points.
Snape's reasons: "Weasley, your hair is too red, 15 points from Gryffindor" "Granger, your hair is WAY too bushy, 25 points from Gryffindor" "Potter, your TOO famous, 25 points from Gryffindor" And to my surprise he took points away from Slytherin too. "Malfoy, why is your hair so dang blond? And why is it so slicked and gelled? 15 points from Slytherin for that! Oh, and you didn't answer my question!" ~"Professor Snape sir? I do not know the answer; shall I style my hair a different way?" Draco asked. Snape even said yes.
McGonagall's reasons: "Weasley, your not smart enough, 5 points taken away" "Ms. Granger, your TOO smart, 5 points away" "Mr. Potter, I don't like your attitude, 2 points" "Mr. Longbottom. You're too clumsy. 15 points from Gryffindor" "Mr. Finnegan, you blow too many things up, 7 points from Gryffindor" "Mr. Malfoy, I don't like you, 30 points from, Slytherin"
I laughed my head off at her, and then she took away 5 more points. That was probably the day where we got the most points taken away, in our history of being at Hogwarts. Hermione started that S.P.E.W club again, nobody joined. I laughed in her face. She then said that she didn't care about S.P.E.W. I was like if you don't care, then why did you start that club again? She didn't answer. I was right and she was wrong. Ha, Ha. I was right and she was wrong. For once, like that will ever happen again. I hope so, oh I am hoping bad, you don't even know.
Today Dumbledore or should I say "Double Dork" hopped around the school. He was wearing footed pajamas and they were pink. Then he ate chocolate the whole day while he was hopping. He did that the whole day, and never stopped. I asked him why he was doing it, and he said Easter was coming. I was like, "Dude, its November, Easter is not for another 6 fricken months." He was like "Sooooooooooo."
Well that was like the only day in the whole year so far that wasn't a drag. But I don't have anything else to say right now, so Adios, Ron
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Disclaimer: still nothing Rating: PG A/N: Thanks for reviewing my story so far. I think I will do ok on this story. My other stories are failures. They start out good but turn to crap "Very" easily. On with it now..
Chapter 2 (entry 2)
November 17th, Dear Diary, Today was really funny. And to "My" surprise it was not bad. Well unless you count the teachers taking away points for no apparent reason at all. Oh my god, they were the dumbest reason for taking away points probably in the history of Hogwarts points.
Snape's reasons: "Weasley, your hair is too red, 15 points from Gryffindor" "Granger, your hair is WAY too bushy, 25 points from Gryffindor" "Potter, your TOO famous, 25 points from Gryffindor" And to my surprise he took points away from Slytherin too. "Malfoy, why is your hair so dang blond? And why is it so slicked and gelled? 15 points from Slytherin for that! Oh, and you didn't answer my question!" ~"Professor Snape sir? I do not know the answer; shall I style my hair a different way?" Draco asked. Snape even said yes.
McGonagall's reasons: "Weasley, your not smart enough, 5 points taken away" "Ms. Granger, your TOO smart, 5 points away" "Mr. Potter, I don't like your attitude, 2 points" "Mr. Longbottom. You're too clumsy. 15 points from Gryffindor" "Mr. Finnegan, you blow too many things up, 7 points from Gryffindor" "Mr. Malfoy, I don't like you, 30 points from, Slytherin"
I laughed my head off at her, and then she took away 5 more points. That was probably the day where we got the most points taken away, in our history of being at Hogwarts. Hermione started that S.P.E.W club again, nobody joined. I laughed in her face. She then said that she didn't care about S.P.E.W. I was like if you don't care, then why did you start that club again? She didn't answer. I was right and she was wrong. Ha, Ha. I was right and she was wrong. For once, like that will ever happen again. I hope so, oh I am hoping bad, you don't even know.
Today Dumbledore or should I say "Double Dork" hopped around the school. He was wearing footed pajamas and they were pink. Then he ate chocolate the whole day while he was hopping. He did that the whole day, and never stopped. I asked him why he was doing it, and he said Easter was coming. I was like, "Dude, its November, Easter is not for another 6 fricken months." He was like "Sooooooooooo."
Well that was like the only day in the whole year so far that wasn't a drag. But I don't have anything else to say right now, so Adios, Ron