Fire from the Blow Torch!

Here is your warning.... beware. THERE! Done..... and I do not own yugioh or any of the names in it...

Based on my point of view! Features most who I kinda not see in most fics I read... I Don't know just go on reading n_n

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Today seems pretty happy.

I went back to greet my happy cousin of humour and rare (some)...

I sat down beside him "helooo..." I said cheerfully.

He just stares at the table he sat at. "..."

I put my hands on the table "How come you're so mad?"

He glares at me "Cause Jonouchi brings me flowers everyday"

"...Could have been worse... He could of gave you a hicky." I said, looking away.

He reveals a hicky "You mean this?"

"I'm not looking!" I would laugh... I would have laughed, because it's from Jonouchi.

"Are too!"

"Ew. It's your badge of great honar." I said sarcastically.

"No! It means I'm next for suicide!"

It took all the self control I had to not break out laughing like a fucking ditz... I stood up and started walking "I'm outta here before Keith or Mai Comes to 'hit' on me........." I said and smiled on my way off............

Bye! I heard him yell surprisingly cheerful...

I watched from behind Mike, I stayed in the supplies room, watching.

I look up to the goof, he's a pretty good duellist...

'Bandit' Keith was the first one to come running, he still had that white stars red and white stripes bandana... and fancy shades... he looked around before asking. "Did I miss her?"

Mike seemed confused at first. "...?..."... then he points to his right "skanks and hoes are two doors down, make a left... you can't miss 'em!"

I could not believe he said that, it was a lot better then my location exactly... I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it, this is too funny.

Keith looked at him oddly, pulling down the shades so you could see his eyes "....are you ok did Jonouchi hit on you again?"

I was still laughing back here, glad the door is shut, and he would have heard me.

Mike points out that hicky "Worse....... he got me when I was knocked out"

Keith stood there with a bored expression for a second then he grinned and gave mike a thumb up "Well good for you... you're a man now!" he said and smiles harder... ho man why did I have to forget my camera...

Mike gets super pissed off with Keiths' sarcastic comment and slams his hands on the table hitting Keith in the process "IT WAS FROM JONOUCHI YOU SICK DONKEY FUCKER!!"

I fell down still laughing.

"well... at least it's not as bad as Pegasus!..." he said covering his sore hand. I stood up and looked...

Mike looked surprised, "Let me guess; he tried touching your ass...?"

"Uh... No! That's a lie!" he said, blushing. He turned away and sat down some place.

"he raped ya, didn't he..... Ass sniffer." Mike said coldly, washing off a mug.

Just as the scene is already interesting and nail biting.... Jonouchi and Honda came in, and greeted mike, stupidly enough, Jonouchi brought roses, and he smiles. Cute...

Mike keeps his distance with a machedi... threatening the 'Chihuahua' with it.

Mai came in, I like her eyes, but I'm no BI! Otogi and Bakura enter. I don't really like the way Otogis eyes are... it's a little disturbing... not really.

Otogi and Jonouchi started arguing and fighting, and Mai buys fancy fine wine ... Honda had a thing of weed, so he's currently screwed in the head...

The hours passed... Slowly.... it started getting worse out there...

Mai was seriously hammered, drinking the hard stuff now.

The oh-so-Beautiful Seto Kaiba happened to hear about the new place and joined... the club... this seemed to be a gay and lez bar... I'm glad Anzu didn't come as well...

The stupidest but funny thing I noticed was what Mai and Jonouchi were doing...

"I'ma rug muncher!" Mai raised her mug, the contents dripping down her arm... and Keith there filming it like a snoopy reporter.

"I'ma pillow biter!" Jonouchi slurred smiling, it doesn't seem so cute no more, look like some one else.

Keith smiled coolly "This stuff is good" turning his camera to Mike the bartender

"Fuck you, Keith, You face fucker!!" Mike fingers him.

He shrugged like that was nothing then turned to our famous Blue eyed brown hair who was ranting how sexy he is... about himself....

Oh, Kaiba what have you taken today...

Seto went over to Jonouchi and slaps his ass "hey Jonouchi..."

Jonouchi had the 'Oh great, look who just showed up' Look on his face. "hi Kaiba" he mumbled

Seto takes one of the mugs... whatever it was Mai had, he took as well... I'm hiding behind a window, how can I tell...?! Seto puts an arm around Jonouchis waist and pulled him close "Come on Jonouchi I rented a room for us!"

"Ladies and gentle men the man who made me gay." Jonouchi said thoughtlessly...

Mike hides down under the table, "Oh my god!"

"Bitch will love me now!" Keith said, still filming...

"boring, boring, boring..." Pegasus muttered, behind Keith...

"What the?"

Seto slams down a Box in front of Mike "Here mike..."

"AAAH!"

"Why don't you count my used condom collection" Seto said... 'Used condom' written on the box in big letters....

Mike hides under the table "Ang! Ang! Hello? Save me! now. Now! NOW!" He said in the phone without even dialling...

Then some woman dressed as Laura Croft kicked open the Entrance door "Alrighty then! Put your hands up skanks!" She yelled and then threw off her Jacket. "Raise tha roof get tha party started!" she said then some very weird dance music started...

"Whoa! My bitch! Someone said, as the stripper girl started prancing[1] around on the stage... stage?

Of course some mouths dropped to the floor... not literally, it's a figure of speech!

Keith dropped his camra, breaking it, at the sight of this girl...

Me? it doesn't faze me, as long as no ones trying to talk me into some sex... namely the strait guys or... maybe the un-strait girls... what the hell?[2]

I came into the area, behind mike. "I was out at the back...." I said... some ones smoking.....

Mike turned around. "Out....... at..............the.............back....." he said, then gasped deeply... hehehe [3].... inhaling some of the smoke......

"yeah" I replied, "and ...don't inhale no more smoke." I said, mike started coughing... after he finally stopped, he had to ask what I was doing, and asked if I was dumpster diving... I just laughed at him. He's not serious, I could see, it's just his humour...

I can see how we got a little bit control of them, now that we have a strip show... which would cost them... Then I noticed how Mai was looking at me... WHAT?! Not her, please don't come over here- Then someone grabbed me by the arm roughly....

"I thought you'd never show up," Bandit Keith... or just 'Key.' [4] ...I could tell who he was because he's got that stuff they wear... It's not perfume! But I can smell something.... I call it clone...

And bob?! Oh gross............. I hope something kills me or him before anything else happens... "my love! I found you!" He said holding a bunch of flowers in a purple holder..... or whatever. Key quickly went off ...Why he's a good excuse to avoid these two!....

Ryou jumped up on the table... Fairly close to Mike and me, Bakura stood before Ryou "get down here!! I'm Horny" He points down at the floor.

[5]"Back off! My ass already feels like a pincushion!" Ryou protested, rubbing his butt... they pinched him... Jonouchi came up with him and hugged him protectively.

"Back off, he's mine" he said...

Bob starts walking towards me, Key came running with.... What?! A pulse rifle!? He aimed it to the needle hair flower delivery boy and fires ....leaving a dead deformed swiss cheese looking corpse in it's puddle of blood... I have to say this isn't funny. I am the house keeper.... o.O

Key looked to Mai evilly... "You're lucky I don't hit girls!" he said pointing at her... she smiled nervously and headed for the exit.

I freaked out when I saw that fucking fool Bob reviving... [6]

He stood up without moving his arms or legs or bending over, he just rose up like... weird... he still had swiss cheese look... you know all holey and stuff, all bloody. He spoke so dryly and slowly "IIIIIIIII can neeeeeeever diiiiiiiie" he said.

Ryou stepped backwards falling off the table... "freak!"

"YA he's on the floor!" Bakura came running, the other scrambled to his feet quickly...

I thought I was insane....

Key sat on the table that's right in front of me and pulled me closer "your mine and mine alone" he said smiling, messing up my hair.

I just had to ask with out thought... "This isn't going to lead to rape is it....?"... Of course I feel stupid... not like I ever wanted a 'boyfriend' ... he smells good... hehehehe .. couldn't help but notice.

"Your all gong to die down here!" a weird accent holographic girl AKA Red Queen .?.[ 7] said... the music stopped.

"kill me now then" mike said...

"am I on the right set?...." She asked.... then she got all fucking weird and kept repeating "you're all going to die down here" repeating, repeating...

Keith chuckles....

"Who inserted that quarter?!" Mike asked.

She continues over and over....

Everyone stopped and looks at her...

"You're dialling the wrong numbers.... I'm warning you." I said to her walking away from Key. The girl continues...

"Ya make her suffer"

"Your all going to die down here" red queen.

"SOME ONE SHUT HER UP!" Kaiba..

"Your all going to die down here" Red queen.

I started getting impatient like my dad I was going to settle this the stupid way. With a hand to hand combat! "Come on! One on one lets go witch! I said raising my fists ready for battle.... I can't hit a hologram! I need to shut her up some how.... to bad I don't have a device that 'fries' her....... hehehehe fries.

Where is she coming from, I found the Pulse rifle and I picked it up. Yea! Victory will be mine... when I turned around she was already gone.

"Wow. That was fast." Key said.

"It wasn't me."

Mike shrugs "Then who was it? Casper?"[8]

"..."

Honda passed out on the spot. Ker-womp!

"who did what?" Keith trailed off..

Seto smirks, "You did who?"

"Go get laid Seto."

"Nah. Only if it was you" Seto replied.

Bakura rolled his eyes. "I'm lost"

Seto looks him up and down....... "You got a nice ass."

.....

It got quiet suddenly....

Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock....

"I confess..... It was me!" Bob said proudly pointing at his freaky hair. [9]

Keith, finding him still alive seriously Annoying he takes the gun... "Why the fuck won't you die?!"

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The little hints! ^.^

-1- The prancing thingy... I was going to put down dancing... but uh.. prancing seemed a lot funnier! o.O

-2- I don't wanna know how two women have sex and I'm glad I don't. ... Mike and I made a comic and we got carried away and had Mai be a Lesbo, and I Based this new story on it! *_*

-3- My cousin named Mike was also in out weirdo Comic. Mike told me that once he had to sneeze.... and he inhaled all the smoke from his dad in the process! O.O hehehe Hahahaha! Mike: *steps outside.. gasps before the big sneeze... then coughs and coughs*

-4- One time during the second episode when Keith was being controlled by Malik... I thought I heard Malik say "Key! You belong to me now.... So pick up those cards and win me my millennium prize!..... Like a good mind slave,........" so now you know why... I thought he said Key because he said it so fast or something ^_^

-4- (again!) Mike first made this in a picture. There was me standing around looking very disappointed, and mike at my side. and what he said, I can't remember but I went something like this: "Live every moment if your life... even if you're dating Bandit Keith...." And it showed Keith running away saying "ya I'm going out with Ang!"

-5- 'Back off!' Mike was going to have him self say it but I changed it to Ryo instead. It used to be 'Fuck off!' but I put in 'back off' and then it sounded even more stupid because Jonouchi said it as well... o.O ...There may be a shit load of out of character in them but I still can't have Ryou swearing... even if they aren't really the same....

-6- In our double team of comic making... or uh.. we both made it. Passed it back and forth making it one square at a time. ...Mike had Bob come back to life... It was funny, if you ever wanna see bloody bob just e-mail me. I'm afraid of breaking a rule or so if I post a link in a story! *.*

- 7- the movie I think is sooo cool was Resident Evil!!! The computer went bitch at the workers and team... Mike added this part were the red queen look alike or what ever... the red queen came in. yeah, Mike added this.

-8- An old movie known as Casper the friendly ghost... I added that comment. 'then who was it? Casper?'

-9- I added that part... Bob used his needle hair attack.... on the Source of the red queen. Shutting her up. *sighs* E-mail me if you wanna see this bullshit.

Ok if you ever listen to my words correctly.. can you tell me who your favourite was in this one.... and tell me what the funniest Part in it was too.. ^.^

It would be nice to gat a lot of your opinions. Tell me if you think that Mai being a lez is disgusting, stupid and it's not right. That's what I think o.O And sorry I didn't have cute little Malik in it! ^.^ he's in the next blow torch!

The title Makes perfect sense... This shit happened too fast. It was hot and it all came in one little thingy... like a blow torch! ^.^

Readers: O.o WTF?!?!?!?

heheheHAhahHAHAHAHA! Obey me and review!

Bakura:*points at evil angel* Freak!

I've had worse.... one time my Dad who I trusted and loved, have betrayed me... and mom. Me, only by calling me a 'dog' 'bitch' 'money hungry pig' etc. And I recovered in... a year... or two.......... I force myself to stay happy now because I feel stupid crying over my dad. And I get happy from REVIEWING and getting a review.

OH! One thing though... Any flames will be used to burn down the bar! hehhehehehehehehehahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is funnier than placing OBILISK on the field! Thank you Mike!