Ang: no..... thats something else... (points to titles of them) see,
(points to other) that's the complaints... (Bigger pile)
Joey: well........................................... it's a srip club, not a church (holds a flyer that says strippers come COME COME!)
Ang: that makes no sense... strippers come, come, come.... Change it you ass!! (this him upside the head)
Mike: ow!!!!!! Why did you just hit me?!!!!!
Ang: sorry got carried away in my anger....
Mike: (Mumbles) my ass.........
Ang: By next week we should have this bar cleaned out. And then after the next time we clean it... same routine! AAAAAH! (Kicks away broken chair) Hey what the hell..... (looks around) this seems like a totally different place....
Triston: What about mikes ass!! (Desperate look)
Ang:................. T_T OUT!!!!!! (Throws him out).... ok how about a break.......
...
Ang: ALL RIGHT EVERY ONE HAS TO CLEAN NOW! (Devilish voice) ..(Hucks brooms, mops, sponges and buckets. Hit's Mai in the process with sponge bob square pants)
Marik: Why do we have to clean all of a sudden? Just two seconds ago you saidwe get to have a break! (Throes broom back)
Ang: I'm on break!!!........ you people.............. are not!
Mike: (catches broom) hiiiyyyaaaa you no clean then out you go (dum accent)
Mai: .....(looking at spong bob square pants) what the fuck is this?
Ang: (sitting around with her feet up on the table lazy ass) Do it or..... go to whatever that place is that makes you sober! Mike, what's that called?!
Mike: ............ Rehab?
Sponge Bob Square pants: neeeeeeeeeeed.......... waaaaaaaaterrrrrrrr................. (Ker-Whump!) (Dried up like a raisin)
~*~* Hours later *~*~
...
Ang: n_n it's not totally done but it should do.... (Putting decorations up)
Mike: @_@ not done?! You filled the whole place with this stuff! It's full!
Ang: T_T no................. we have enough room still........... the ceilings covered I it!
Marik: o.O....... you sure know how to arrange a party........
Mai: (A bit sober a bit sick) I wish I could come too...
Ang: Anyone who enters is welcome! The stuff we have is just as good! Taste! (To Marik)
Mike:............ ang, you got this from the dumpster and called it potion (everyong spits it out except for Joey)
Ang: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! .....(Bored voice) You're not funny........... it's healthy!!!
Everyone spits it out even more, even Joey.
Mai: We want beer!!! Not this healthy shit! (hucks it at mike)
Ang: (laughs) Why do I even bother?!............................... Mais in charge! Now it's her duty to do everything....
Mike: Ang!!!!!!!!!!! Are you INSANE!!!
Ang: she's buying.
Mike:..................
Mike: Mariks the new bartender from now on!! (Puts Marik in the place of whatever it was) they can hit on him from now on!! Hehehehe....
~*~* so it begins... *~*~
Mike: (blink blink) ................... joey! Go hit on m-
Joey: Mike! These are for you! (flowers) and this too! (little package with a ring shape in it)
Mike;....................... ew......... just ew!! (punch)
Joey: O.O....... just kidding it's for Tristan! (Turns to Tristan)
Tristan: (Blushes) aww your soo sweer!!
Joey: (On one knee) Tristan.... will yo-
Bakura: (Runs by knocking Joey down) OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Mike: come back with my cards!!!!!!! (knocks joey's face in the wood) (vrooooooommmmm)!!!!
Joey: (twitch twitch) ow........................................
Mai: (wearing headphones. Starts dancing)
Malik: (Glares at mai) Some one stop her she's beginning to get like Christina Agulara!!!
Mai: (singing) OH, I'm overdue, give me some room, I'm comin' through, Paid my dues, In the mood, Me and the girls gonna shake the room... DJ's spinning... Show your hands.... Let's get dirty... Thats my jam...
Marik: O_O some one finish her off she's suffering!!! *goes over to her* Never Mind then, I'll do it!
Mai: (Still dancing.... bends over hitting Marik with her ass) Sweat until my clothes come off (Swings around hits Marik with her hair) It's Explosive, speaker are pumping OH@ (Then does a Mortal Kombat trip move, trips Marik) Get it up, yup, that's whats up, giving you just what you want... to the maximum... Uh oh, Here we go Here we gooo....
Marik: . Grrrrrr! You bitch@ (tries to grab her by the hair)
Mai: (Slaps Marik with her hair again... but she doesn't know)
Mike AND Ang (at the same time): ...................they're break dance fighting!!!
Malik: (uses rod to make her take off the headphones)
Mai: (Zoned in the song) Gonna call the cop-
Marik: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (Kicks Mai's ass)
Mai: Oohh some one wants to get dirty (Rubbing her ass... looking at Marik)
Marik: (giving her the "DEATH" look... whatever it looks like) Don't get cocky with ME! (Hits her over the head then goes back to his.... whatever it was)
Mike: (Looks down at Mai) .....that's a new move, what's it called? (Mocking her... chuckle)
Ang: (laugsh at Mai and her stupid dance) ...............ok when does the real Party starting? Joey did you even put up those signs for our party?
Joey: (Stares at Mai dreamily... doesn't know Keith is holding a gun to Joeys head) ...wow!...
Ang: Jooooeeeeeyyyyyyy! Earth to Joey@@@ Helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Echos heloooooooooooooooooo helloooooooooooooo hellooooooooo helloooooo helooo helloo hello) ...hey cool it echos here.... Hehehe...
Mike: Cool!! (holding a bat) lets see if there's anything niside! (Swings the bat)
Bat: eeeeeeee (Flapping its wings) eeeeeeee (Get's free... fly around)
Keith: (pulls trigger 'click!) .......What the fuck?! (Checks for bullits.......) None?! Damn it! Second time I did this!
Miek: (chases bat) come back here!!!! (Swings a tennis racket) aaaarrgghh come back here!!!!! I still have to bring yoyu back to that Austrian Dude!!!! (hits it WHAM!!!!)
Bat: (On floor) @_@ (dead)
Ang: Mike..... where you intending on doing that???? (Poke poke)
Mike: nooo!!!!!!!!! Quick some one give it CPR!!! (looks at Bakura, gives him puppy eyes)
Bakura: (looking at puppy eye balls, blinking slightly) D_D
Mike: WWWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Even louder)
Malik: shut him up already! I didn't know you had a kid!!!
Bakura: ......thats it I ain't comin' to your place tonight!!
Mike: Please dad?!?!?!?!?!?! (Dum accent. Sniff)
Bakura: .........C_C ....(Sarcasim) kill me now........... just Kill me now. (Kicks mike away) Back off!!!!!
Mike: Waaaaaaaaa! I'm calling child services!! (Looks at Malik) Please... save fluffy... 'mom'!!! (cries even more)
Ang: ........U_U mike...... GET A GRIP! (slap) It's not fluffy! And Yami's Don't respond to puppy eye and crying!
Mike: ..... (Punches Ang)
Ang: -_- .......(starts crying)
Mike: HA! That means you're weak too ^_^!!
Keith: (gaaasssp!) that's your cousin! And she's a girl!
The rest of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Gang saw that and is now laughing their asses off....
Ang: ...v_v (wipes eyes) ... '...... .' (bitch mood) HEY!!!! This is no laughing matter!
Australian guy: NooOoOoOooOoOO My fluffy! You killed it !(Picks up half dead bat) Fluffy? Are you ok? Say something... flap a wing or... (crushes it in a hug, crying)
Bat: (CCCCRRRUUUNNNCCCHHH!!!) x_x (dead for real now)
Keith:.......... never thought I'd say this... poor thing. Did ya hear that loud crunch?!
Mike: 0_0 ................................................. oooooooooh fluff...... fluffy....... (Faints KER-Whump!!!)
Ang:.......ok let's start the party... the nothing celebration... He's fainted...? Again....?! oh well too bad!
Keith: (looks at yugi.... Who has just enterd a while ago) ...Are you a hobbit?
Yugi: no! Grrrr! Yami help!
Yami: ........(Drunk)... I lo-(hic)-ev you man!!! (puts his arm over Ang) F- (hic)-UCK you yugi! (pointing at mike)
Mike: Why is it always me?
Ang: EEWWWWW ever heard of roll on deodorant whew! My eyes are burning!
Yugi: .......... Yami... I'm over here. (Waves to Yami)
'Drunk driver' announcer guy: see beer affects you when you're drunk... don't drink and drive!! ....DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!! (Shaking the hell outta mike)
Mike: AAAAHH!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAHHH!!! (Cards falling everywhere, key's puffer, money)
Ang: let him go(holding a shot gun to announcer guys face) ....NOW!!!!!!!!!! (BAM!!!) ,....what I gave him a warning shot!....
Keith: A warning.... with... a big looking weapon. You killed him.
Mike: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!....... you hit meeeeeeee!!!
Ang: (uncomfortable looking) it's because YAMI's rubbing my back in a suggestive MANNER!!! (kicks yami away)
Mai: ............................................................................ ................................damn outta juice! (shaking the Discman) Work damn you!!!!!!!! (hucks it at Mike) oh well... (whispering ) lets get naughty..... (looks at who she's very fond of... MARIK!).......what am I too hot for ya (Sexy voice) (licks her finger and touches her ass) tssssssssssss hhhhhoottaa!!!
Mike: I need a bomb shelter from you mean sons a bitches! Your mean! (punches announcer man) mean! (Punch!) MEAN! (punch!!)
Marik: Grrrr! Slut! (Back hands Mai, burning his hand.. and it made a nasty little TSSSSS noise) aaahhhhh!!!!!! (holding his burnt hand) damn you not hot you a fuckin' BAR-B-Q GRILL!!! (starts blowing on his hand, sheds a few tears)
Ang: Who's all in here (looking around)
Rebecca Chambers runs into club
Rebecca Chambers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MORE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!! (starts shooting zombie. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!! Shooting Bob... not spong bob square pants! Just bob!) EEEEKKKK! It's still moving!!!!!!!! QUICK BILLY PULL OUT YOUR BIGGEST GUN!!!
Billy Coen: .............ok! (Starts to unzip....)
Rebecca Chambers: ...what are you doing?! (Scared look on her face) (Pushing BOB down)
Billy Coen: you said pull out my biggest gun! What's wrong is it not BIG enough?! (Smirking)
Rebecca Chambers: AAAHHHHHHHH (Starts shouting) AAAHH DIE YOU SNAKE FROM HELL!!!! (BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM) (shoots the fakie off)
Bakura and Malik at the same time: O.O That's.............. new to me.............. (staring really hard at Billy groin area)
Billy coen: ....well that just ruins my night... oh well (takes off whats left of fakie, and yes he does have a real one!) (Zips his pants back up) damn phonies...
Keith: (Laughing) poor, poor virgins... you should come in more often... (to Rebecca)
Rebecca Chambers: (on the ground... mouth foaming eyes watering) Blub Gurgle Fzzzz
Keith: (Laughing still) (Points at fakie) Look, Biggest Gun Ever! You'd have a hard time trying to masturbate if it really was that fucking long! (Laughing even harder, he can't even stand up no more) you'll have to say.......... "You go take that end!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mike: (On the floor, mouth already foaming, eyes already watering) Blub Fzzzz gurgle
Billy coen: (to keith) it's not that funny! (kicks him) now get up! (kick) Get UP!!
Keith: oooh the pain (billy kicks him again) aaaaahhhhooooooouuuccchhhh!!! You bitch! (pulls out a...Pistol... a real gun!) die!!! (Click)............................. Damn it!!!
Billy Coen: ... ... ... (falls over laughing)
Mike: (Gets up).... ohhh my head hurts (another thing hits him, knocking him out.... again... I quote "thing")
Ang: (sigsh) fine may has well make it easier for all of us. (holds gun to head)
Rebecca C.:....ohh ...hey! wheres my gun@@@ (looks at ang) grrrr give me that! (Snatch!) hmp!
Ang: ..........aarrrrggghh!!! no one will let me kill myself!!! (Having a tantrum)
Rebecca Hopkins: (enters club and cling to ang tightly, as if she was her teddy) save me mysterious suicidal girl! I'm being chased by a fuzzy little maraca called Coconut!
Mokuba: hey come back here you cheater!!!!! (Doesn't realize Battle City is over)
Seto: coconut? What are you doing here you're not even old enough!.... why do you still have that stupid whistle!?
Rebecca C: (shinnign her spare gun) here you go little girl! Use it wisely! It helped me in cases of horny Zombies! (smiling)
Seto: hey! (Snatch) you insane?! You can't kill coconut with this puny little thing! (Hands little Rebecca a better one) there now you can! n_n
Rebecca c:....hmp! give me that (Snatch) it's not a real gun! It's a stun gun!!! See.... (tests it on.......... Mike!!!!) (TZZZ!!!) and vwaalaa (Showing it like a T.V sell on the network. Smiles) (Ding!)
Ang: sure (rolls eyes) she gets the best weapon and I get this........... (points to Keith) an insane......... person! Whatever!! I'm outta here! (leaving... Yami following her)
Mike: (twitching) (twitch, Twitch)
Malik: what happened to the stupid party? I knew I shouldn't have come this is bull shit! Like that dumb blondes Party! (thinks.....) not my party.... my hair is....... Dyed! Yeah! (leaves, with ang and yami)
Fav part is.....? end! For now
Joey: well........................................... it's a srip club, not a church (holds a flyer that says strippers come COME COME!)
Ang: that makes no sense... strippers come, come, come.... Change it you ass!! (this him upside the head)
Mike: ow!!!!!! Why did you just hit me?!!!!!
Ang: sorry got carried away in my anger....
Mike: (Mumbles) my ass.........
Ang: By next week we should have this bar cleaned out. And then after the next time we clean it... same routine! AAAAAH! (Kicks away broken chair) Hey what the hell..... (looks around) this seems like a totally different place....
Triston: What about mikes ass!! (Desperate look)
Ang:................. T_T OUT!!!!!! (Throws him out).... ok how about a break.......
...
Ang: ALL RIGHT EVERY ONE HAS TO CLEAN NOW! (Devilish voice) ..(Hucks brooms, mops, sponges and buckets. Hit's Mai in the process with sponge bob square pants)
Marik: Why do we have to clean all of a sudden? Just two seconds ago you saidwe get to have a break! (Throes broom back)
Ang: I'm on break!!!........ you people.............. are not!
Mike: (catches broom) hiiiyyyaaaa you no clean then out you go (dum accent)
Mai: .....(looking at spong bob square pants) what the fuck is this?
Ang: (sitting around with her feet up on the table lazy ass) Do it or..... go to whatever that place is that makes you sober! Mike, what's that called?!
Mike: ............ Rehab?
Sponge Bob Square pants: neeeeeeeeeeed.......... waaaaaaaaterrrrrrrr................. (Ker-Whump!) (Dried up like a raisin)
~*~* Hours later *~*~
...
Ang: n_n it's not totally done but it should do.... (Putting decorations up)
Mike: @_@ not done?! You filled the whole place with this stuff! It's full!
Ang: T_T no................. we have enough room still........... the ceilings covered I it!
Marik: o.O....... you sure know how to arrange a party........
Mai: (A bit sober a bit sick) I wish I could come too...
Ang: Anyone who enters is welcome! The stuff we have is just as good! Taste! (To Marik)
Mike:............ ang, you got this from the dumpster and called it potion (everyong spits it out except for Joey)
Ang: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! .....(Bored voice) You're not funny........... it's healthy!!!
Everyone spits it out even more, even Joey.
Mai: We want beer!!! Not this healthy shit! (hucks it at mike)
Ang: (laughs) Why do I even bother?!............................... Mais in charge! Now it's her duty to do everything....
Mike: Ang!!!!!!!!!!! Are you INSANE!!!
Ang: she's buying.
Mike:..................
Mike: Mariks the new bartender from now on!! (Puts Marik in the place of whatever it was) they can hit on him from now on!! Hehehehe....
~*~* so it begins... *~*~
Mike: (blink blink) ................... joey! Go hit on m-
Joey: Mike! These are for you! (flowers) and this too! (little package with a ring shape in it)
Mike;....................... ew......... just ew!! (punch)
Joey: O.O....... just kidding it's for Tristan! (Turns to Tristan)
Tristan: (Blushes) aww your soo sweer!!
Joey: (On one knee) Tristan.... will yo-
Bakura: (Runs by knocking Joey down) OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Mike: come back with my cards!!!!!!! (knocks joey's face in the wood) (vrooooooommmmm)!!!!
Joey: (twitch twitch) ow........................................
Mai: (wearing headphones. Starts dancing)
Malik: (Glares at mai) Some one stop her she's beginning to get like Christina Agulara!!!
Mai: (singing) OH, I'm overdue, give me some room, I'm comin' through, Paid my dues, In the mood, Me and the girls gonna shake the room... DJ's spinning... Show your hands.... Let's get dirty... Thats my jam...
Marik: O_O some one finish her off she's suffering!!! *goes over to her* Never Mind then, I'll do it!
Mai: (Still dancing.... bends over hitting Marik with her ass) Sweat until my clothes come off (Swings around hits Marik with her hair) It's Explosive, speaker are pumping OH@ (Then does a Mortal Kombat trip move, trips Marik) Get it up, yup, that's whats up, giving you just what you want... to the maximum... Uh oh, Here we go Here we gooo....
Marik: . Grrrrrr! You bitch@ (tries to grab her by the hair)
Mai: (Slaps Marik with her hair again... but she doesn't know)
Mike AND Ang (at the same time): ...................they're break dance fighting!!!
Malik: (uses rod to make her take off the headphones)
Mai: (Zoned in the song) Gonna call the cop-
Marik: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (Kicks Mai's ass)
Mai: Oohh some one wants to get dirty (Rubbing her ass... looking at Marik)
Marik: (giving her the "DEATH" look... whatever it looks like) Don't get cocky with ME! (Hits her over the head then goes back to his.... whatever it was)
Mike: (Looks down at Mai) .....that's a new move, what's it called? (Mocking her... chuckle)
Ang: (laugsh at Mai and her stupid dance) ...............ok when does the real Party starting? Joey did you even put up those signs for our party?
Joey: (Stares at Mai dreamily... doesn't know Keith is holding a gun to Joeys head) ...wow!...
Ang: Jooooeeeeeyyyyyyy! Earth to Joey@@@ Helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Echos heloooooooooooooooooo helloooooooooooooo hellooooooooo helloooooo helooo helloo hello) ...hey cool it echos here.... Hehehe...
Mike: Cool!! (holding a bat) lets see if there's anything niside! (Swings the bat)
Bat: eeeeeeee (Flapping its wings) eeeeeeee (Get's free... fly around)
Keith: (pulls trigger 'click!) .......What the fuck?! (Checks for bullits.......) None?! Damn it! Second time I did this!
Miek: (chases bat) come back here!!!! (Swings a tennis racket) aaaarrgghh come back here!!!!! I still have to bring yoyu back to that Austrian Dude!!!! (hits it WHAM!!!!)
Bat: (On floor) @_@ (dead)
Ang: Mike..... where you intending on doing that???? (Poke poke)
Mike: nooo!!!!!!!!! Quick some one give it CPR!!! (looks at Bakura, gives him puppy eyes)
Bakura: (looking at puppy eye balls, blinking slightly) D_D
Mike: WWWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Even louder)
Malik: shut him up already! I didn't know you had a kid!!!
Bakura: ......thats it I ain't comin' to your place tonight!!
Mike: Please dad?!?!?!?!?!?! (Dum accent. Sniff)
Bakura: .........C_C ....(Sarcasim) kill me now........... just Kill me now. (Kicks mike away) Back off!!!!!
Mike: Waaaaaaaaa! I'm calling child services!! (Looks at Malik) Please... save fluffy... 'mom'!!! (cries even more)
Ang: ........U_U mike...... GET A GRIP! (slap) It's not fluffy! And Yami's Don't respond to puppy eye and crying!
Mike: ..... (Punches Ang)
Ang: -_- .......(starts crying)
Mike: HA! That means you're weak too ^_^!!
Keith: (gaaasssp!) that's your cousin! And she's a girl!
The rest of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Gang saw that and is now laughing their asses off....
Ang: ...v_v (wipes eyes) ... '...... .' (bitch mood) HEY!!!! This is no laughing matter!
Australian guy: NooOoOoOooOoOO My fluffy! You killed it !(Picks up half dead bat) Fluffy? Are you ok? Say something... flap a wing or... (crushes it in a hug, crying)
Bat: (CCCCRRRUUUNNNCCCHHH!!!) x_x (dead for real now)
Keith:.......... never thought I'd say this... poor thing. Did ya hear that loud crunch?!
Mike: 0_0 ................................................. oooooooooh fluff...... fluffy....... (Faints KER-Whump!!!)
Ang:.......ok let's start the party... the nothing celebration... He's fainted...? Again....?! oh well too bad!
Keith: (looks at yugi.... Who has just enterd a while ago) ...Are you a hobbit?
Yugi: no! Grrrr! Yami help!
Yami: ........(Drunk)... I lo-(hic)-ev you man!!! (puts his arm over Ang) F- (hic)-UCK you yugi! (pointing at mike)
Mike: Why is it always me?
Ang: EEWWWWW ever heard of roll on deodorant whew! My eyes are burning!
Yugi: .......... Yami... I'm over here. (Waves to Yami)
'Drunk driver' announcer guy: see beer affects you when you're drunk... don't drink and drive!! ....DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!! (Shaking the hell outta mike)
Mike: AAAAHH!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAHHH!!! (Cards falling everywhere, key's puffer, money)
Ang: let him go(holding a shot gun to announcer guys face) ....NOW!!!!!!!!!! (BAM!!!) ,....what I gave him a warning shot!....
Keith: A warning.... with... a big looking weapon. You killed him.
Mike: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!....... you hit meeeeeeee!!!
Ang: (uncomfortable looking) it's because YAMI's rubbing my back in a suggestive MANNER!!! (kicks yami away)
Mai: ............................................................................ ................................damn outta juice! (shaking the Discman) Work damn you!!!!!!!! (hucks it at Mike) oh well... (whispering ) lets get naughty..... (looks at who she's very fond of... MARIK!).......what am I too hot for ya (Sexy voice) (licks her finger and touches her ass) tssssssssssss hhhhhoottaa!!!
Mike: I need a bomb shelter from you mean sons a bitches! Your mean! (punches announcer man) mean! (Punch!) MEAN! (punch!!)
Marik: Grrrr! Slut! (Back hands Mai, burning his hand.. and it made a nasty little TSSSSS noise) aaahhhhh!!!!!! (holding his burnt hand) damn you not hot you a fuckin' BAR-B-Q GRILL!!! (starts blowing on his hand, sheds a few tears)
Ang: Who's all in here (looking around)
Rebecca Chambers runs into club
Rebecca Chambers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MORE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!! (starts shooting zombie. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!! Shooting Bob... not spong bob square pants! Just bob!) EEEEKKKK! It's still moving!!!!!!!! QUICK BILLY PULL OUT YOUR BIGGEST GUN!!!
Billy Coen: .............ok! (Starts to unzip....)
Rebecca Chambers: ...what are you doing?! (Scared look on her face) (Pushing BOB down)
Billy Coen: you said pull out my biggest gun! What's wrong is it not BIG enough?! (Smirking)
Rebecca Chambers: AAAHHHHHHHH (Starts shouting) AAAHH DIE YOU SNAKE FROM HELL!!!! (BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM) (shoots the fakie off)
Bakura and Malik at the same time: O.O That's.............. new to me.............. (staring really hard at Billy groin area)
Billy coen: ....well that just ruins my night... oh well (takes off whats left of fakie, and yes he does have a real one!) (Zips his pants back up) damn phonies...
Keith: (Laughing) poor, poor virgins... you should come in more often... (to Rebecca)
Rebecca Chambers: (on the ground... mouth foaming eyes watering) Blub Gurgle Fzzzz
Keith: (Laughing still) (Points at fakie) Look, Biggest Gun Ever! You'd have a hard time trying to masturbate if it really was that fucking long! (Laughing even harder, he can't even stand up no more) you'll have to say.......... "You go take that end!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mike: (On the floor, mouth already foaming, eyes already watering) Blub Fzzzz gurgle
Billy coen: (to keith) it's not that funny! (kicks him) now get up! (kick) Get UP!!
Keith: oooh the pain (billy kicks him again) aaaaahhhhooooooouuuccchhhh!!! You bitch! (pulls out a...Pistol... a real gun!) die!!! (Click)............................. Damn it!!!
Billy Coen: ... ... ... (falls over laughing)
Mike: (Gets up).... ohhh my head hurts (another thing hits him, knocking him out.... again... I quote "thing")
Ang: (sigsh) fine may has well make it easier for all of us. (holds gun to head)
Rebecca C.:....ohh ...hey! wheres my gun@@@ (looks at ang) grrrr give me that! (Snatch!) hmp!
Ang: ..........aarrrrggghh!!! no one will let me kill myself!!! (Having a tantrum)
Rebecca Hopkins: (enters club and cling to ang tightly, as if she was her teddy) save me mysterious suicidal girl! I'm being chased by a fuzzy little maraca called Coconut!
Mokuba: hey come back here you cheater!!!!! (Doesn't realize Battle City is over)
Seto: coconut? What are you doing here you're not even old enough!.... why do you still have that stupid whistle!?
Rebecca C: (shinnign her spare gun) here you go little girl! Use it wisely! It helped me in cases of horny Zombies! (smiling)
Seto: hey! (Snatch) you insane?! You can't kill coconut with this puny little thing! (Hands little Rebecca a better one) there now you can! n_n
Rebecca c:....hmp! give me that (Snatch) it's not a real gun! It's a stun gun!!! See.... (tests it on.......... Mike!!!!) (TZZZ!!!) and vwaalaa (Showing it like a T.V sell on the network. Smiles) (Ding!)
Ang: sure (rolls eyes) she gets the best weapon and I get this........... (points to Keith) an insane......... person! Whatever!! I'm outta here! (leaving... Yami following her)
Mike: (twitching) (twitch, Twitch)
Malik: what happened to the stupid party? I knew I shouldn't have come this is bull shit! Like that dumb blondes Party! (thinks.....) not my party.... my hair is....... Dyed! Yeah! (leaves, with ang and yami)
Fav part is.....? end! For now