This book is dedicated to myself, the bravest, best wizard I've ever known.

-G.L

Preface: All about ME.

Full name: Gilderoy Ghangis Lockhart.

Age: Now that would be telling my secret wouldn't it?

Hair: A lovely shiny blonde-brown colour, and no, I don't colour my hair; I was just born with naturally great hair.

Eyes: Forget-me-not blue.

Height: A strapping six feet three.

Educational Qualifications: Six OWLS and six NEWTS from "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry" followed by a master's degree in "Defence Against the Dark Arts".

Non-Educational Qualifications: Order of Merlin, third class. Honorary member of the Dark force Defence League. Five times winner of Witch Weekley's Most Charming Smile Award.

Favorite colour: Lilac. Although I am also partial to turquoise.

Ideal birthday gift: Harmony between both magical and non-magical people. Although I certainly wouldn't say no to a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhiskey.

Secret Ambition: To rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair-care potions.

Note: These questions could be important for the "discussion questions" at the end of the book……..