The First Night
The Superstars met up in front of the Old Donovan House. It was a chilly night and everyone was shivering from the cold. and fear. "This house gives me the creeps." Trish said, shuttering. "Me, too." Stacy said. "Come on, you guys can't chicken out." Jeff said. "I can." Dawn Marie said, turning to leave. RVD grabbed her arm. "Eric said if any one of us chickens out that we'll all be released. for good." He explained. "Oh what a load of crap. he can't do that!" Matt said. "Oh yes he can." RVD said. "That's not fair." Stacy said, pouting. "Life isn't fair. get a grip." Matt mumbled. "Matt, quit being such a jerk." Lita said, standing next to Stacy. Matt rolled his eyes. "Hey where's the Rock?" Jeff asked, ignoring everyone else. Trish shrugged. "Maybe Old Man Donovan captured his soul." Matt said in a creepy voice. "Or maybe he was running late because some stupid ass didn't want to give him the directions." The Rock said, glaring at RVD. "Hey, man, I didn't know how to get here either." RVD said. "Then how did you manage?" Dawn Marie asked. "I dunno." RVD said. "Well do we go in, or do we wait for Eric?" Lita asked, gazing up at the huge house. "His ass isn't staying with us, let's go in." Rocky said. "But I'm scared!" Stacy said, clinging on to Lita. "Yeah, me too." Trish said. "Me three." Dawn Marie said. "Me, too." Lita admitted. "You were supposed to say me four. You can't count two three two." Jeff said. Lita sighed. "Me four." She said. Jeff nodded. "Well then let's pair up." Matt suggested. "One girl with one guy." He said. "I get Rocky! He's the biggest." Trish shouted, grabbing on to the Rock's arm. "Like hell he is." Lita said, winking at Matt. "Well he kind of is." Jeff said. "I meant his dick you dick." Lita said. "Dude! Too much information!" RVD yelled. "And how would you know who's is bigger, Lita?" Dawn Marie asked. "Yeah!" Matt said. "I. uh. guessed." Lita muttered. "Sure you did." Trish said with a smirk on her face. "I don't want Stacy. she digs her nails into my arm." Jeff said, pairing up with Dawn Marie. "Fine, I'll take Stacy." RVD said. "That leaves Matt with me." Lita said, holding Matt's hand. "As usual." Trish mumbled. "Then do you want to switch?" Lita asked. "Hell no, Rocky is bigger." Trish said. "Dude, please, not again." RVD said. "I didn't mean bigger in that way." Trish said. "Oh." RVD said, feeling stupid. "Well let's go in, I'm cold." Dawn Marie said. "You guys go in first." Matt suggested. "Fine." Jeff said. "Come on." He pulled Dawn Marie's hand and led her up the steps, to the door. Jeff took a deep breath before tugging at the handle. It opened slightly and then closed. "What the f - " Jeff mumbled before tugging again. It wouldn't budge. "The door's stuck." He announced. Everyone just stood there and stared at him. "Well go help him, moron." Lita said, pushing Matt forward. Matt obeyed and went to help Jeff. They both tugged at the door. It still wouldn't open. They boys gave up. "We could crawl through a window." Stacy suggested. "I'm not going to crawl through a dirty ass window." Trish said, walking up the steps. She gently tugged the door and it opened. She looked at Matt and Jeff. They both had confused expressions on their faces. She rolled her eyes and shook her head. "Come on, Rocky." She said. The Rock followed her into the house. Stacy and RVD went in, too, followed by Matt and Lita. "Well let's go in, too." Dawn Marie said to Jeff. He held the door open for her. It was dimly lit inside the house. "Dude this is way medieval. totally cool." RVD said, looking around. Stacy was clinging on to him for dear life. "Totally not cool!" She said. "It's not that bad." Trish said. "So then why are you piercing my skin with your fingernails?" The Rock asked calmly. "Sorry." Trish said, removing her hand from his arm. "I want to take a look upstairs." Lita said making her way to the staircase. "Have fun." Matt mumbled. "Go with her!" Dawn Marie said pushing Matt. Matt groaned and followed Lita. Just then, a dark figure appeared from no where. Stacy screamed at the top of her lungs. "What?" RVD asked. "A monster!" she yelled, burying her face into RVD's chest. "Stacy, that's just Jeff." RVD said. "Boo." Jeff said. He started to crack up. "That wasn't funny." Stacy said, literally shaking. "Stace, are you okay?" RVD asked. "No! I want to go home." She said. Dawn Marie rolled her eyes. Just then, Lita came downstairs. "Have you guys seen Matt?" She asked. "Wasn't he with you?" The Rock asked. "Yeah but he disappeared." She said. "Yeah right." Trish muttered. "I'm serious!" Lita yelled. They were all quiet. They looked at one another trying to figure out if Lita was telling the truth or not. They decided she was. "Let's split up and look for him." Jeff suggested. "Dude! Bad idea! Don't you watch horror flicks? Someone always suggests to split up and then they always kill off the characters one by one." RVD said. "He's right." Trish agreed. "Well we have to find my brother!" Jeff said. "If they kill the characters off one by one then let's stay in the groups of two that we're already in." The Rock said. "Not a bad idea." Dawn Marie said. "Fine dudes, but if I get killed, I'm totally gonna sue you Jeff." RVD said. "You can't sue him if you're dead you ass," The Rock said "and all you'd get is hair dye, nail polish, and a couple of Pearl Jam CD's." He added. Trish laughed. Jeff ignored them. "Come on, Dawn." Jeff said, heading upstairs. Dawn Marie followed him. Trish and Rocky went in a different direction and Lita went with RVD and Stacy. "Matt?" Dawn Marie called. "He won't answer." Someone informed her. "How do you know, Jeff?" She asked. "I'm not Jeff." She turned around, face to face with a figure that she couldn't make out. "He's tied up." The figure said. "Tied up where?" she asked. "I'm not telling you where I tied him up!" "Why?" "Because then you'll know." He said. "So?" Dawn Marie asked. "So. I'm not telling you that I tied Matt Hardy up in the bathroom. shit!" The figure slapped his forehead. Dawn Marie rushed passed him. "Matt's tied up in the bathroom!" She yelled as she ran. The figure was running after her. After a few minutes of being chased, Dawn Marie stopped dead in her tracks. The figure stopped, too. "Are you going to kill me?" She asked. "Yes, I would like to." The figure said. "Okay. Hold on one second, though." Dawn Marie said. The figure nodded. Dawn Marie finger-combed her hair and then took off one of her heels. She threw it at the figures face. "Ow! Bitch!" The figure yelled. Dawn Marie laughed and hobbled down the hall. She bumped into Trish. "I lost Rocky!" Trish cried. Dawn Marie was about to say something when they heard a ghost moan. "DEATTTHHH TOOOOOO THEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH WHOOOOO THREWWWWW AAAAA SHOOOOOOOE AAAAT MYYYYYY FAAAAAAAACE!" "You threw a shoe at his face?" Trish asked, pointing to the figure. "You can see me?" The figure asked. "Uh.yeah." Trish said. "But I'm a ghost." He whined. "But we can see you." Dawn Marie said. "But I'm supposed to be invincible!" The figure whined, throwing himself on the floor. "Anyway. Matt is tied up in the bathroom." Dawn Marie said, ignoring the bawling figure. "Yeah but what about the Rock?" Trish asked. "And. Jeff?" Dawn Marie added. Trish shrugged. "Rob.I'm scared." Stacy whispered as RVD searched for Matt in the attic. "It's all good, Stace, nothing's gonna happen." He assured her. "What's that?" Stacy asked, pointing to a dark figure. RVD looked up. "Oh it's probably just some psycho killer. It's cool, man." RVD said, continuing his search. "No, man, it is not cool." The figure said in a scary voice. "Dude! Don't like. lie to me. Do you know who I am? I'm Rob-Van-Dam." He announced, doing the thumb thing. "And I'm Psy-Cho-Killer." The figure said imitating RVD's thumb thing. "Dude. come up with your own gimmick." RVD said. "Mr. Psycho Killer, do you know where Matt is?" Stacy asked. "Yup... and so does the brunette and the blonde." The figure said in a pissed off tone. "Dawn Marie and Trish?" Stacy asked. The figure nodded. "Well, where's Matt?" RVD asked. "I tied him up in the bathroom." The figure said. "Oh. thanks man!" RVD said. "No problem." The figure said. RVD and Stacy went to the bathroom to see Matt tied up on the toilet bowl. "Rob! Stacy! I'm so glad to see you guys! Help me out of these ropes!" Matt said. RVD stared at him. Matt was just sitting on the toilet seat with a rope going around his stomach. His arms and legs were free. "You could've helped yourself." RVD said. Matt stood up and untied the rope. "What the hell?" He asked. He grinned. "Cool." He said. "Dude. not cool." RVD said. Matt shrugged. "Let's go find everyone else." Stacy said, rolling her eyes. Lita had been looking for RVD and Stacy, but instead she found the Rock and Jeff. Jeff was crying. "Lita!" He screamed, hanging on to her. "Jeff." She said in a confused tone. "The dark scary figure psycho man tried to kill me!" Jeff cried. "What?" Lita asked. "He pulled my pants down and -" "No, Jeff, what dark scary figure psycho man?" She asked. "Oh. You mean you haven't seen him?" Jeff asked, wiping his eyes with his sleeve. "Neither have I." The Rock said. "Well. just stay with me, okay?" Lita said in a comforting tone. "Okay." Jeff said. He sniffled. The Rock smirked. Pretty soon everyone was in the living room again. "Matt!" Lita cried. "Lita!" Matt cried. Lita wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. "Oh God, here we go again." Trish mumbled. "It's sweet." Stacy said, smiling and batting her eyelashes. "Totally sweet!" RVD said. "Lets not split up again okay?" Jeff suggested shyly, rubbing his butt. "Why are you rubbing your ass?" Dawn Marie asked. "Because the dark shadowy guy raped him!" The Rock said, laughing. Jeff blushed. "He did not!" "Anyway. dudes, let's just try to stay in the same room. We can take turns sleeping so no one will get abducted." RVD said, glaring at Matt. Matt smiled. Everyone agreed.
The Superstars met up in front of the Old Donovan House. It was a chilly night and everyone was shivering from the cold. and fear. "This house gives me the creeps." Trish said, shuttering. "Me, too." Stacy said. "Come on, you guys can't chicken out." Jeff said. "I can." Dawn Marie said, turning to leave. RVD grabbed her arm. "Eric said if any one of us chickens out that we'll all be released. for good." He explained. "Oh what a load of crap. he can't do that!" Matt said. "Oh yes he can." RVD said. "That's not fair." Stacy said, pouting. "Life isn't fair. get a grip." Matt mumbled. "Matt, quit being such a jerk." Lita said, standing next to Stacy. Matt rolled his eyes. "Hey where's the Rock?" Jeff asked, ignoring everyone else. Trish shrugged. "Maybe Old Man Donovan captured his soul." Matt said in a creepy voice. "Or maybe he was running late because some stupid ass didn't want to give him the directions." The Rock said, glaring at RVD. "Hey, man, I didn't know how to get here either." RVD said. "Then how did you manage?" Dawn Marie asked. "I dunno." RVD said. "Well do we go in, or do we wait for Eric?" Lita asked, gazing up at the huge house. "His ass isn't staying with us, let's go in." Rocky said. "But I'm scared!" Stacy said, clinging on to Lita. "Yeah, me too." Trish said. "Me three." Dawn Marie said. "Me, too." Lita admitted. "You were supposed to say me four. You can't count two three two." Jeff said. Lita sighed. "Me four." She said. Jeff nodded. "Well then let's pair up." Matt suggested. "One girl with one guy." He said. "I get Rocky! He's the biggest." Trish shouted, grabbing on to the Rock's arm. "Like hell he is." Lita said, winking at Matt. "Well he kind of is." Jeff said. "I meant his dick you dick." Lita said. "Dude! Too much information!" RVD yelled. "And how would you know who's is bigger, Lita?" Dawn Marie asked. "Yeah!" Matt said. "I. uh. guessed." Lita muttered. "Sure you did." Trish said with a smirk on her face. "I don't want Stacy. she digs her nails into my arm." Jeff said, pairing up with Dawn Marie. "Fine, I'll take Stacy." RVD said. "That leaves Matt with me." Lita said, holding Matt's hand. "As usual." Trish mumbled. "Then do you want to switch?" Lita asked. "Hell no, Rocky is bigger." Trish said. "Dude, please, not again." RVD said. "I didn't mean bigger in that way." Trish said. "Oh." RVD said, feeling stupid. "Well let's go in, I'm cold." Dawn Marie said. "You guys go in first." Matt suggested. "Fine." Jeff said. "Come on." He pulled Dawn Marie's hand and led her up the steps, to the door. Jeff took a deep breath before tugging at the handle. It opened slightly and then closed. "What the f - " Jeff mumbled before tugging again. It wouldn't budge. "The door's stuck." He announced. Everyone just stood there and stared at him. "Well go help him, moron." Lita said, pushing Matt forward. Matt obeyed and went to help Jeff. They both tugged at the door. It still wouldn't open. They boys gave up. "We could crawl through a window." Stacy suggested. "I'm not going to crawl through a dirty ass window." Trish said, walking up the steps. She gently tugged the door and it opened. She looked at Matt and Jeff. They both had confused expressions on their faces. She rolled her eyes and shook her head. "Come on, Rocky." She said. The Rock followed her into the house. Stacy and RVD went in, too, followed by Matt and Lita. "Well let's go in, too." Dawn Marie said to Jeff. He held the door open for her. It was dimly lit inside the house. "Dude this is way medieval. totally cool." RVD said, looking around. Stacy was clinging on to him for dear life. "Totally not cool!" She said. "It's not that bad." Trish said. "So then why are you piercing my skin with your fingernails?" The Rock asked calmly. "Sorry." Trish said, removing her hand from his arm. "I want to take a look upstairs." Lita said making her way to the staircase. "Have fun." Matt mumbled. "Go with her!" Dawn Marie said pushing Matt. Matt groaned and followed Lita. Just then, a dark figure appeared from no where. Stacy screamed at the top of her lungs. "What?" RVD asked. "A monster!" she yelled, burying her face into RVD's chest. "Stacy, that's just Jeff." RVD said. "Boo." Jeff said. He started to crack up. "That wasn't funny." Stacy said, literally shaking. "Stace, are you okay?" RVD asked. "No! I want to go home." She said. Dawn Marie rolled her eyes. Just then, Lita came downstairs. "Have you guys seen Matt?" She asked. "Wasn't he with you?" The Rock asked. "Yeah but he disappeared." She said. "Yeah right." Trish muttered. "I'm serious!" Lita yelled. They were all quiet. They looked at one another trying to figure out if Lita was telling the truth or not. They decided she was. "Let's split up and look for him." Jeff suggested. "Dude! Bad idea! Don't you watch horror flicks? Someone always suggests to split up and then they always kill off the characters one by one." RVD said. "He's right." Trish agreed. "Well we have to find my brother!" Jeff said. "If they kill the characters off one by one then let's stay in the groups of two that we're already in." The Rock said. "Not a bad idea." Dawn Marie said. "Fine dudes, but if I get killed, I'm totally gonna sue you Jeff." RVD said. "You can't sue him if you're dead you ass," The Rock said "and all you'd get is hair dye, nail polish, and a couple of Pearl Jam CD's." He added. Trish laughed. Jeff ignored them. "Come on, Dawn." Jeff said, heading upstairs. Dawn Marie followed him. Trish and Rocky went in a different direction and Lita went with RVD and Stacy. "Matt?" Dawn Marie called. "He won't answer." Someone informed her. "How do you know, Jeff?" She asked. "I'm not Jeff." She turned around, face to face with a figure that she couldn't make out. "He's tied up." The figure said. "Tied up where?" she asked. "I'm not telling you where I tied him up!" "Why?" "Because then you'll know." He said. "So?" Dawn Marie asked. "So. I'm not telling you that I tied Matt Hardy up in the bathroom. shit!" The figure slapped his forehead. Dawn Marie rushed passed him. "Matt's tied up in the bathroom!" She yelled as she ran. The figure was running after her. After a few minutes of being chased, Dawn Marie stopped dead in her tracks. The figure stopped, too. "Are you going to kill me?" She asked. "Yes, I would like to." The figure said. "Okay. Hold on one second, though." Dawn Marie said. The figure nodded. Dawn Marie finger-combed her hair and then took off one of her heels. She threw it at the figures face. "Ow! Bitch!" The figure yelled. Dawn Marie laughed and hobbled down the hall. She bumped into Trish. "I lost Rocky!" Trish cried. Dawn Marie was about to say something when they heard a ghost moan. "DEATTTHHH TOOOOOO THEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH WHOOOOO THREWWWWW AAAAA SHOOOOOOOE AAAAT MYYYYYY FAAAAAAAACE!" "You threw a shoe at his face?" Trish asked, pointing to the figure. "You can see me?" The figure asked. "Uh.yeah." Trish said. "But I'm a ghost." He whined. "But we can see you." Dawn Marie said. "But I'm supposed to be invincible!" The figure whined, throwing himself on the floor. "Anyway. Matt is tied up in the bathroom." Dawn Marie said, ignoring the bawling figure. "Yeah but what about the Rock?" Trish asked. "And. Jeff?" Dawn Marie added. Trish shrugged. "Rob.I'm scared." Stacy whispered as RVD searched for Matt in the attic. "It's all good, Stace, nothing's gonna happen." He assured her. "What's that?" Stacy asked, pointing to a dark figure. RVD looked up. "Oh it's probably just some psycho killer. It's cool, man." RVD said, continuing his search. "No, man, it is not cool." The figure said in a scary voice. "Dude! Don't like. lie to me. Do you know who I am? I'm Rob-Van-Dam." He announced, doing the thumb thing. "And I'm Psy-Cho-Killer." The figure said imitating RVD's thumb thing. "Dude. come up with your own gimmick." RVD said. "Mr. Psycho Killer, do you know where Matt is?" Stacy asked. "Yup... and so does the brunette and the blonde." The figure said in a pissed off tone. "Dawn Marie and Trish?" Stacy asked. The figure nodded. "Well, where's Matt?" RVD asked. "I tied him up in the bathroom." The figure said. "Oh. thanks man!" RVD said. "No problem." The figure said. RVD and Stacy went to the bathroom to see Matt tied up on the toilet bowl. "Rob! Stacy! I'm so glad to see you guys! Help me out of these ropes!" Matt said. RVD stared at him. Matt was just sitting on the toilet seat with a rope going around his stomach. His arms and legs were free. "You could've helped yourself." RVD said. Matt stood up and untied the rope. "What the hell?" He asked. He grinned. "Cool." He said. "Dude. not cool." RVD said. Matt shrugged. "Let's go find everyone else." Stacy said, rolling her eyes. Lita had been looking for RVD and Stacy, but instead she found the Rock and Jeff. Jeff was crying. "Lita!" He screamed, hanging on to her. "Jeff." She said in a confused tone. "The dark scary figure psycho man tried to kill me!" Jeff cried. "What?" Lita asked. "He pulled my pants down and -" "No, Jeff, what dark scary figure psycho man?" She asked. "Oh. You mean you haven't seen him?" Jeff asked, wiping his eyes with his sleeve. "Neither have I." The Rock said. "Well. just stay with me, okay?" Lita said in a comforting tone. "Okay." Jeff said. He sniffled. The Rock smirked. Pretty soon everyone was in the living room again. "Matt!" Lita cried. "Lita!" Matt cried. Lita wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. "Oh God, here we go again." Trish mumbled. "It's sweet." Stacy said, smiling and batting her eyelashes. "Totally sweet!" RVD said. "Lets not split up again okay?" Jeff suggested shyly, rubbing his butt. "Why are you rubbing your ass?" Dawn Marie asked. "Because the dark shadowy guy raped him!" The Rock said, laughing. Jeff blushed. "He did not!" "Anyway. dudes, let's just try to stay in the same room. We can take turns sleeping so no one will get abducted." RVD said, glaring at Matt. Matt smiled. Everyone agreed.