Someone sent me a review that said I wrote as if the story was one big blob… so…I'll try to write more "professionally." Tell me what you guys think!!!

Kidnapped!

Since Matt was kidnapped earlier, the rest of the superstars voted on him staying up first. It was kind of his punishment for being so stupid. Jeff decided he would stay up with his brother because Matt was capable of being kidnapped again. The Rock wasn't tired… so he stood up, too.

"Um… Jeff?" Matt whispered.

"Huh?"

"Is it true that the dark shadowy guy raped you?" Matt asked, unable to hold back his laughter.

"Shh! You'll wake the girls and Rob." Jeff whispered.

"Why are you changing the subject?" Matt asked, poking Jeff in the arm.

"I didn't." Jeff said, blushing, and rubbing his arm.

"Yeah you did. So tell me… did he hit you up doggie style?" Matt asked, laughing again.

"No, he didn't."

"Oh yeah right." Rocky whispered.

"Jeffy backed that ass up!" Matt teased.

"He backed that ass way up!" Rocky joined in.

Jeff whimpered.

"Jeff? Are you crying?" Matt asked. He couldn't really see anything. The room was dark.

"No…" Jeff said in a tiny voice.

"Yes you are… tell me what's wrong." Matt cooed.

Jeff was silent before pouring his heart out to Matt.

"He did! He did! He raped me! It hurt, but I liked it! I'm scared Matt! I gave in to a man and I liked it! I know I'm not gay… I'm not bisexual either! But a man was inside me and I enjoyed it!" Jeff began crying hysterically. He waited to feel Matt's arm around him, telling him that everything would be okay like he always did. He waited for his brother's sympathy, but instead he got…

"YOU LIKED IT!?" Matt started cracking up.

A look of horror crossed Jeff's face. Matt was laughing! Now Matt would never let him live this down.

"You are soooo gay!" Matt said, laughing. Tears streamed down his cheeks, he was laughing so hard. Rocky, on the other hand, was speechless. He scooted away from Jeff. Matt's laughter woke RVD up.

"Dude… what's so funny?" RVD asked sleepily. He rubbed his eyes.

"Jeff is gay!" Matt managed to say. He was rolling on the floor.

"Dude… then we have to be here for him. Homophobia is not cool. Matt… he's your little bro, man." RVD lectured.

"You're a fuckin' fruit, too Rob." Rocky said.

"DUDE!"

"Think about it… you always wear your hair in a high ponytail… you wear tight ass multicolored bodysuits with a yin-yang… you're way too positive on things…you can do a split… you can stretch any part of your body… face it, man…" Rocky said.

"That doesn't mean anything." RVD said.

The Rock looked at Matt.

"The kid craves cock." Rocky said.

That made Matt hysterical.

"Fuck you, Rock, and you, too, Matt." Jeff said.

"I'm sure you would like to." Rocky said, moving away from Jeff.

"Hey, Jeff I didn't say anything about your sexuality, don't get mad at me." Matt said, finally calming down.

"I'm not gay." Jeff mumbled.

"Jeff… you got fucked in the ass, and you liked it. Doesn't that tell you something?" Rocky asked. He raised his eyebrow.

"Whatever." Jeff mumbled.

"Awww… Jeffy's all sentimental." Matt said, hugging his little brother. Jeff pushed him away. "What? You don't like men now?" Matt asked. He laughed again.

"I'm going back to sleep." RVD mumbled.

Matt looked over at Lita.

"She sleeps so cute." He whispered. He kissed her forehead.

"I think Trish sleeps in the nude." Rocky whispered happily. He went up to Trish's bed and pulled her covers down. She was wearing an oversized shirt and short-shorts. "Shit." Rocky mumbled, kind of disappointed.

"What about Dawn Marie?" Jeff asked, hoping they wouldn't make a stupid comment about his sexuality. The Rock did the same to Dawn Marie. She was wearing a tight tank top and pajama pants. "What the hell, man?" The Rock said, really disappointed. He went over to Lita's bed and started to pull down the covers. "Hey!" Matt said, pulling the covers back over his girlfriend. "Sorry." The Rock said. He went to check Stacy. Her bed was empty.

"Oh my God, Stacy was kidnapped!" The Rock exclaimed.

"No I wasn't." Stacy said. She sat on her bed. "The creepy dark guy just stole me for a few hours and he wouldn't let me go so then I escaped." Stacy explained.

"Um… Stacy… that means you were kidnapped." Jeff said.

Stacy thought about that.

"Oh my God!" She cried. "I was kidnapped! Come on we have to go do something!" "But you're safe…" Jeff said.

"Oh okay." Stacy said happily.

The guys shook their heads in sorrow.