Someone sent me a review saying that I should pair Jeff up with Trish instead of Dawn Marie… I thought it was a pretty good idea being that Jeff and Trish had a little somethin' going on RAW. Thanks for the idea! Read on and send more suggestions!
Morning Darkness, Bloody Water, and Divo's
"What time is it?" Lita asked, finally waking up from her slumber.
"Nine a.m." RVD replied.
"Then why is it so dark outside?" Stacy asked, gazing out the window.
"Dude, it's probably part of the whole 'haunted' thing." RVD said, doing the quote signs.
"Oh." Stacy said. "But why is it so dark outside?"
They all ignored her.
"I'm going to go brush my teeth." Stacy said getting up.
"I'll go with you so you won't get kidnapped…again." Jeff said.
He accompanied Stacy to the bathroom.
When she turned the faucet on, the water came out red.
"It's blood." Jeff mumbled.
"Red! They knew it was my favorite color!" Stacy cried out happily. She went to go rinse her mouth, but Jeff pulled her back.
"Wait, Stace, you shouldn't use that water." Jeff said.
"Why not?" Stacy asked, pouting.
"I don't think it's sanitary." He said. Stacy looked sad.
"Look, Stacy, I know that red is your favorite color, but as your friend, I cannot let you use it." Jeff said.
Stacy got all emotional.
"I love you, too, Jeff!" She said. She wrapped her arms around Jeff. He hugged her back. They went back into the room where everyone else was.
"We have to just use mouthwash." Jeff announced.
"How come?" Dawn Marie asked sleepily. She had just woken up, too.
"The water's red… I think it's blood." Jeff said.
"Ew!" Dawn cried.
"Well, I'm going to go get something to eat. Someone come with me." Rocky announced. "I'll go with you." Dawn Marie said, getting up.
"Me, too. Matt's hungry." Matt announced.
"Dude, what are you, the Rock?" RVD commented on Matt's referring to himself in third person.
"Hey, I'm still here, you know." Rocky said.
The four of them went downstairs.
"Let's go with them, too, Stacy." Lita said.
Stacy nodded and followed Lita out of the room.
"Why don't you go with them?" Trish asked Jeff.
"I'm not very hungry." Jeff mumbled.
"Neither am I." Trish said.
"We can just stay up here and… hang out." Jeff suggested.
"Cool." Trish said quietly.
"So… um… you're diva of the decade." Jeff said, trying to make conversation.
"Yeah." Trish said.
"How does it feel?" Jeff asked.
"Okay, I guess." She said.
"Yeah. They should've had divo of the decade." Jeff said.
"What?" Trish asked.
"You know – a male diva." Jeff said, smiling at his new idea.
"There's no such thing." Trish said, bringing Jeff's hopes down. "And if there was… the Rock probably would have won it." She said.
Jeff pouted… he wanted to win it.
*LaTeR oN*
The eight of them were sitting around the living room. Nine, if you count the scary dark figure…
They were all conversing on the kidnappings.
"Matt was kind of easy. I offered him some candy and he just followed." The scary dark figure said. "Stacy was kind of easy too. She was sleeping, so I just picked her up. After a while she told me to close my eyes, and I did. When I opened them again…she was gone. I'm mad at you for that, Stacy."
"I'm sorry." Stacy said. The scary dark figure nodded.
"And Jeff… Jeff wasn't so easy. He's a fighter. But I overpowered him… right Jeffy?" The scary dark figure asked in a seductive tone.
"No." Jeff said firmly. He blushed.
Matt and Rocky snickered.
RVD rolled his eyes.
"So, who are you kidnapping next?" Lita asked excitedly.
"Probably you. Or maybe Dawn." The scary dark figured said.
"Oh okay." Lita replied.
"Yep… well I'm going to go hide in a closet. That way when Lita or Dawn Marie walks by, I can just jump out and snatch them." The scary dark figure said.
"Okay." Said Dawn Marie.
"Just remind me you guys… because I have other things to do first… like turn the water back to normal." He said.
"You mean, you did that?" Stacy asked.
"Yes…well it was just an illusion. The water was fine, but I turned it red because it's your favorite color." The scary dark figure said to Stacy.
Stacy gasped. "See, I told you Jeff!" She whined.
"Don't worry. I can leave it red if you want." The scary dark figure said.
"I want!" Stacy cried, grinning.
"Okay… anyway… I'll be leaving now. Bye, you all." He said.
"Bye!" Everyone said in unison. The scary dark figure left.
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