TITLE: B.A.R.F. (School Really Sucks!)
PURPOSE OF WRITING: No purpose at all! HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^O^
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Slamdunk or any of its characters…so don't sue me k? ^_^
And some parts of this fic were taken from my sister's (wadohui) upcoming story entitled "I'd Rather".
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
~ sLL: TY for reviewing! I'm glad you liked it. ^_^ BTW, when will you update your story? Update sooner k?
~ Fiery Ice: TY for reviewing! ^_^ Hmm…if you want to find out how she became friends with them, read chapter 2. Yuri explained it there but not in full details. How she managed to be friends with them up to now is a mystery even to her. I'd try to explain it further on future chapters, k?
~ tensaispira: TY for reviewing! Yeah…my hair now is REALLY short. Disgusting…
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* I don't know when this happened….GOMEN!!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 4: Excuses, excuses…
~ Thursday Morning ~
YURI
" Mitsui's my new student."
I saw Nayuki close her eyes and clamp her ears. Then I saw Sara open her mouth.
Maybe it was not a good idea to tell them after all…
SARA
" NANI?!?!?!?!?! HONTOU NI?!?!?!?!?!?! Mitsui's your new student?! MY Hisashi Mitsui?! Our classmate, Hisashi Mitsui?! The other one who failed Math, Hisashi Mitsui?! MY backmate and Nayuki's seatmate, Hisashi Mitsui?! The MARVELOUS three-pointer of Shohoku and the former MVP --"
" YES! THAT Mitsui. Now could you PLEASE lower your voice?! You don't have to yell as if Yuri just told us that your WAISTLINE got bigger by a CENTIMETER!"
" Hai…hey! Nayuki…about my waistline, that was just one of your sarcastic remarks right? Right? RIGHT?????"
" Uh…as a matter of fact, NO."
" WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I know I shouldn't have eaten last night. WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! What if Mitsui-kun sees me like this?! WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I think I'm going to be sick…"
And with that, I immediately ran out of our classroom and went to the bathroom.
YURI
" Nayuki, that wasn't nice. You know how much she hates being teased about her appearance, especially her waistline. You should have just teased her the way you did yesterday."
" DUH! You should be grateful to me you know? I only did that because she's being TOO noisy and TOO melodramatic over some rubbish issue. It's VERY irritating to the ears."
" Um…I guess you've got a point there…"
"
I know that's the only
way to get rid of her. Besides, she'll come back later anyway. She's not the
type who skips classes just because I teased her BECAUSE, she wouldn't let go
of any chance to be with her 'Mitsui-kuuun'. You
know, I really pity Mitsui…"
" Okay…but don't come running to me asking for help if
Sara whines to you all day long."
" HAI! I can handle that simple-minded girl, trust me."
" Fine. Whatever you say…"
I don't know how Sara can stand this girl…
" SO, Mitsui's your new student eh? Could you give me a summary of your first 'date'?"
" It was GREAT. WHOOPEE. I guess we're really 'destined' to be with each other."
" You're still mad at him?"
" Mad? O f course not! As a matter of fact, I only LOATHE him. It was because of his gang's stupid antics that I lost my chance to be the student council president."
" But he's…changed, right?"
" He ONLY got his hair cut. His attitude's still the same."
" But it was Akari who became president. And you like him, so you should be happy."
" So what? I like him but not to the point that I'd do anything for him. Sure, I sometimes act like some stupid girl around him but I know my priorities. And if it weren't for Mitsui's 'help' during the counting, I could have won the election!"
" But past is past…"
" Hey, whose side are you in anyway? I thought you hate Mitsui?"
" Yeah…I HATE him. But in your case, you LOATHE him. There's a big difference between those two."
" To me, they mean the same thing. I would never EVER forgive him."
" O-kay…and speaking of the devil…"
MITSUI
WHY are they glaring at me like that?
Must be another one of those 'girl' things…
HOHUM! I'm so sleepy…I guess I could use some sleep…
Dream land here I co --
" OW! Oi Nayuki, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
" No reason. Before you sleep, have you done our homework, Mr. D?"
MR.D?! The hell…
" Why do you ask? I didn't know you CARE about me…"
" Shut up baka! I'm just curious...so, did you do it?"
" What if I say no?"
Yuri suddenly joined in on our conversation.
" So, I see you've set aside this time again to prove your COMPLETE incompetence."
" Gomen nasai SENSEI. I forgot to do it SENSEI. And may I remind you that it's Thursday. Meaning, you don't have to act all superior in front of me because today, we're of the same level, SENSEI."
" I told you NOT to call me sensei right? It's Y-U-R-I! And Kamaro-sensei will kill you if he finds out --"
" I don't care!"
" You SHOULD care. It's your grade on jeopardy, not mine."
" EXACTLY. So just mind your own business ok?"
" Why you jerk! Don't talk to Yuri that way."
" Teach her some manners then!"
" I'LL teach YOU first ASSHO --"
As Nayuki was about to punch me for the *nth* time this week, Sara came dashing out of nowhere.
NAYUKI
" Oi! Let go of me!!!! OUCH! NO BITING!!!"
" HOW can you do THIS to MITSUI-KUN?!?!?!"
" HE started it, BAKA! He insulted Yuri. And in case you've forgotten, Yuri's our FRIEND and Mitsui's the ENEMY."
" But you don't have to resolve to violence!"
" Since when did you became an advocate of peace and Mitsui's bodyguard?!"
" I AM NOT!"
" YES YOU ARE!"
" AM NOT!"
" YOU ARE!"
" AM NOT!"
Sara was still clinging unto my arms like a demented monkey.
There's only one thing to say for her to let go of me…
" Okay…I give up. I don't want to fight anymore. I can't endure this guilty feeling trying to break free inside of me cause you have the face of a saint."
Immediately, she let go of my arms. I heard Yuri and Mitsui groan while the rest of the class just watched us.
Hehehehehehe…I think they already know what I'll be doing next. And now for the best part!
" Re…really? I…I look like a saint?"
" Really…A SAINT BERNARD THAT IS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
" WAAAAAAHH! NAYUKI'S A MEANIE!!!!!! YURI-SAMA!!!! MITSUI-KUN!!!!! SAVE ME!!!"
YURI & MITSUI
"……¬.¬'……¬.¬'………"
THE REST OF THE CLASS
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
KAMARO-SENSEI
" URUSAI!!!!"
Everybody stopped laughing, turned to look at me then at the four students at the back of the room then they all went to their seats. Yuri blushed before going to her seat. Nayuki was wearing this proud smirk before hitting Mitsui with her Math book. Sara looked like she was about to put up a fight with Nayuki but Yuri pulled her down to her seat. Mitsui, on the other hand, glared at the three girls surrounding him.
" Fools…"
This was probably the most demented class in the whole of high school….except for Class 1-11. I heard there's a monkey residing there. And Class 1-10…class of that Rukawa guy…
Why did I even became a teacher here?!?!?!?
~ After 30 minutes: Math Class ~
MITSUI
I wish the bell would just ring. I'm already itching to get out of this classroom…
I can't stand being surrounded by a girl on a regular PMS, a tomboy who, to my surprise, is a fan of Rukawa, and a girl who's a nutcase…
And I don't need this subject. And, frankly, it doesn't need me either…
TUH. And as if life doesn't suck enough, sensei's starting to set his eyes on me…
If there's one thing I hate about this subject, it's the fact when sensei would suddenly throw a question up at me and then all my classmates would suddenly stop what they're ALL doing just to witness my…ahem…'historic' event.
Don't look at me…I don't know the answer…I don't even know the question! Don't look at me…Don't call me…Don't--
" Mitsui, I heard you're attending a special class in Math after class hours. Why don't you come here and answer this problem that I was trying to do? I'm sure you already know this stuff about rational expressions. That jaded look on your face explains everything…"
DAMN! I should have concentrated more in sending those stupid brain messages…
" Uh…yes sir! Uh…"
SHIT! I don't even know a single damn thing about these rational expressions…and what the heck does rational mean?!
I looked at my classmates for help. They just gave me blank stares.
I looked at Nayuki. She was giggling while waving this little flag that says 'BAKA!'. Sara was just looking at me with pity plastered all over her face. Yuri was…Yuri. She doesn't give a damn about anybody.
" What are you waiting for? Go on. Your classmates and I are waiting, Mitsui…"
" Yes, um… I was just getting my notes...sir…"
" Then be fast! Time's not ours to waste!"
" HAI…sensei…"
Then why don't YOU answer it yourself, BAKA!
Suddenly, I came up with this idea. It was so good that I instantly became excited.
HAH! Let's see how you'll handle this, Mr. I-know-everything sensei…
I walked towards the blackboard, 'pretending' to know the answer, and then I 'accidentally' shoved the box of chalks and 'pretended' to catch them. While I was 'pretending' to catch them, I 'accidentally' stomped on them and –poof!- NO MORE BLASTED CHALKS! Meaning…NO MORE WRITING MATERIALS! Meaning… PROBLEM SOLVED!
HAHAHAHAHA! Take that, you jerk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KAMARO-SENSEI
WHAT THE?!
" Uh…sensei, the chalks…completely crushed to pieces….
" Right…"
" Too bad…how…could I…answer?"
" Oh…anou, Yuri, you're the class secretary right?"
" Hai…"
" Do you have ANY spare chalk in there so we could let Mitsui answer the problem?"
" Uh…I'm afraid there's no spare chalk, sensei. Gomen."
" Ms. Assistant Secretary? Nayuki?"
" Unfortunately, I don't have any. BUT, sensei, I can just ask from the other class and --"
(RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNG!!!!)
Dratted school bell!
" Okay…class dismissed."
Why is it that Mitsui ALWAYS manages to escape my wrath?!
HAH! There's still next time and from now on, I'm going to bring boxes of chalks!
~ Fast Forward: Adv. Biology Class ~
YURI
I knew I should have brought extra chalks today… I knew I should have brought extra chalks today… I knew I should have brought extra chalks today…I knew --
Suddenly, I felt someone poking at my cheeks. It was Nayuki, my lab partner.
" Oi Yuri! You ok?"
" Yeah…I guess."
" I know how you feel…I also thought that Mitsui's going to get some major spanking during Math class but I guess, it's his lucky day today."
" No it's not. Sara's his lab partner. Definitely NOT lucky."
" I see you've got a point there. It's like having 'Dumb and Dumber' in our class."
" Yeah…but Sara's the dumb one."
" And Mitsui's dumber…no doubt about that."
" IKEDA! SHIORI! BOTH OF YOU! SHUT YOUR TRAP OK? I'M EXPLAINING SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE!"
" Hai. Gomen nasai, sensei."
Sensei's only mad at me because I don't like her precious Mitsui-kun…
Sara should get friendly with her…I'm sure they'll be the best of friends…
(After 1 hour)
HOHUM…
If there's another subject I don't like besides PE, it's Biology…
I really, REALLY hate Biology…
Not because it's TOO complicated and can drive my brain to its saturation point with all those confusing names and families and phases and body parts and other things discussed in BiologY BUT, it's because of the fact that MITSUI passes it with flying colors…
YEP! Hisashi Mitsui… the guy who flunks almost all of his subjects…the ex-gangster who suddenly turned goody-goody because of basketball…the guy who made me lose the election…the guy I hate the most…
ABSOLUTELY creepy…and insulting.
" MITSUI! You didn't do your homework?! But I thought THIS was your favorite subject?!"
Mitsui DIDN'T do his homework for Bio?
Wow…that's new…
" Uh…sensei…you see…"
" YES?!"
" It's Yuri's fault."
NAYUKI
That comment woke me up from my reverie. Yuri, on the other hand, was turning different shades of red every second.
That jerk!
SARA
That comment made me stop staring at Mitsui-kun's nice face. I couldn't believe he actually blamed Yuri. I looked at Nayuki and Yuri-sama's table and I saw, from the look on their faces, that they're ready to commit murder any moment now.
SENSEI
" What did you say?"
" Sensei, it's Yuri's fault."
" How…how can it be Ikeda's fault?"
" You see, yesterday, she gave me this TONS of work sheets on Math. Of course, being a good student and all, I spent all of my free time doing them. I asked Yuri if I could just do them some other time because I still have to do my Bio homework but she said that Math's MORE IMPORTANT than Bio. So, I just did what she said."
Math's more important than Biology?! SINCE WHEN?!?!?!?!?!
" IKEDA!"
" Hai…"
" Is it true?"
" Sensei…"
" How dare you say that Math's more important than my subject?"
" I…"
" How can Math be more important than Biology?"
" …didn't…"
" Math discusses numbers. Biology discusses life. Life is more important than numbers!"
" …say…"
" I mean, what kind of reasoning did you make inside that brain of yours?!"
" …anything…"
" And who gave you the right to give Mitsui work sheets when you're just a student like him?!"
" ….like…"
" I know you don't like my subject and Mitsui but this has gone too far now!"
" …that."
" I want you to bring your parents tomorrow!"
" But…"
" NO BUTS! Understand?"
" But…"
"
OUT! NOW!!!"
MITSUI
Hehehehehe…
I should have brought a camera…
The look on Yuri's face is priceless…
But I think sensei's gone too far…
" Anou…sensei…"
" Yes?"
" You don't have to call for her parents."
" But she's messing with your studies!"
" I know…but I think she already learned her lessons. Ne Yuri?"
Yuri was just glaring at me. I looked back at her and smiled.
" Stop acting like your victim here, jerk!"
" Look, I know I'm not supposed to say anything to the teachers but I can't handle everything anymore."
" I only gave you TWO worksheets! How can that be a burden to you?"
" I'm not Superman you know…"
" That's because you're Beavis…or are you Butthead?"
" THIS is what I get from saving your ass?"
" I didn't ask any help from you!"
" IKEDA!"
Yuri glared at me some more. I just glared back.
" Okay. No more parents. Just…just ask forgiveness from Mitsui."
YURI
I would rather have my parents called than ask forgiveness from that jerk!
But, it'll just worry Mom…
" Gomen nasai…"
He smirked. I LOVE to kill him right now…
" It's okay. I understand."
( RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!"
" Okay. Class dismissed. Do some advance readings ok?"
I was fuming with anger and embarrassment. Everyone in class was looking at me while going out of the room. When I looked up, I saw Mitsui looking at me while wearing this proud look on his face.
I'll get back at you one of these days…
Just wait and see…
You'll gonna regret that you even messed with me…
~ At the canteen ~
SARA
" Ne Nayuki, Yuri-sama…AWESOME trick Mitsui-kun pulled during Math class right?"
" Yeah…it was so awesome it made me want to puke my guts out…"
" But it was really awesome…"
" Sara, I'm not in the mood right now ok? Or do you want me to vent my anger on you?"
" O-kay…how about you Nayuki? What do you think? Isn't Mitsui-kun the most AWESOME guy in the whole campus?"
" And your completely IRRELEVANT point is?"
" Nayuki…"
" You know what, from now on, I'm going to bring boxes and boxes of chalk!"
" Yuri-sama…"
" And I'm going to give him MORE complicated worksheets! And…and…Nayuki! What can we do to make Mitsui suffer? Do you have any ideas?"
" YURI-sama! NAYUKI! Why do you hate Mitsui-kun so much?"
" Did your puny little brain forgot what that…conceited and ugly jerk…did to Yuri? Today and the other days?! Remember the election? Remember last week? Remember what he did to you on our first year? Remember --"
" But past is past…we can't do anything about it now so we should just forget about it."
" Wow… you're starting to sound reasonable. I think it's time to increase my medication on anti-idiocy…"
" NAYUKI!"
" What?! I'm actually PRAISING you. You should be proud…it only comes once in a millennium."
There's REALLY no sense talking to Nayuki! She doesn't take anything I say seriously…
" Yuri-sama, why are you doing this to Mitsui-kun?"
" I just want REVENGE! Is that so wrong?"
" NO!!! Of course not…after what that asshole did to you! DIE MITSUI! DIE!!!!"
EH?!?!? Yuri-sama too?!?!? Where are my friends?!?! Have they been possessed by aliens from outer space?!?!?!?!
Why do they have to change on their lunatic mood right now?!
I CAN'T HANDLE TWO RAGING LUNATIC AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Then, Nayuki began stabbing her food furiously while Yuri-sama began plotting different ways on how to kill Mitsui.
I would never EVER understand these two…
Poor Mitsui-kun…
~ Meanwhile, at the Basketball Court ~
SAKURAGI
" Micchi, my condolences…may you rest in peace…"
" HUH?!"
" Don't worry. This tensai will take care of everything once you're already up THERE."
" WHAT are you talking about?!"
MIYAGI
" We heard this girl shout your name inside the canteen. It seems like she's very angry at you…and there's this other girl…she's planning to kill you…I think…"
" WHAT?!"
" Mitsui, I think it's better for you to start repenting on your sins…"
" I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!"
RUKAWA
" Do'ahou…"
" NANI?!"
KOGURE
" Maa…maa…let's all calm down."
" HOW can I calm down of these BAKAS keep on insisting that I'm going to DIE?!"
" Megane, we really heard it from this girl with short brown hair."
" Short hair? Mitsui, do you know anyone with short hair who also hates you so much?"
MITSUI
Short hair…short hair…short hair…short…
" OI, is this girl from the same year as I am?"
" Che! How should this tensai know? I only know important people…"
" Baka…Miyagi, does she have any companion?"
" Yeah…she was with this PRETTY girl who has long black hair and this other girl who has long wavy brunette hair."
" Short brown hair…long black hair…long wavy brunette hair…"
" Micchy…I didn't know you have a 'thing' for hairs…"
" URUSAI! I'm THINKING here…ah! I think I know who's that girl…"
" So, who's the girl?"
" It's Nayuki Shiori. The black-haired girl's Sara Ozuna, and the other one's Yuriko Ikeda…who's also my…tutor."
" So you know those three?"
" Of course! They're my seatmates from hell."
" YOSH! Now that Micchy knows who will be his killer, let's just start practicing and defeat that baka kitsune! Oi Rukawa, who told you to start playing without us?"
" Do'ahou."
"
NANI?! Teme Rukawa…"
And so, they all started practicing. As for me, I was still thinking whether Nayuki's serious in killing me. After all, she's just one step away to become a full-pledged nutcase like her friend Sara.
What did I do to deserve this?!
Is it because of what I did today?
But I was only joking…
KOGURE
" So, Ikeda's your tutor eh?"
" Wha--what?"
" I was asking whether Ikeda's your tutor…you okay?"
" Hai…just a little dazed. Um…Yuri's my tutor…you know her?"
" We were on the student council last year. She was the treasurer."
" NATURALLY. She's a Math dweeb. And I'm going to be stuck meeting with her for three days a week for two boring months."
" A dweeb? Anou…that's not the girl I'm thinking of. About a head shorter than you, long wavy brunette hair, emerald green eyes, nice smile, wire-rimmed glasses. Cute, if I may say so."
" She doesn't wear glasses…anymore. And she has the most horrible smile…because she DOESN'T smile."
" Anyway, she seemed pretty nice from what I remember."
" Then maybe YOU should go out with her. It's obvious that you like her, judging from the way you described her to me."
" Hey…I'm not the one who needs her services. And I'm just telling the truth."
" Whatever…as far as I can remember, she's just a witch who has Xena and a mental patient as her friends thrown out from hell and brought to earth to make my life miserable."
" Well, two months with her wouldn't hurt right?"
" TWO MONTHS would REALLY hurt, trust me."
And then, Mitsui left me and joined the others practice basketball.
Let's just wait and see…
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~_^ MY! MY!
Sorry for the late update. Our computer had this internal problem that's why I didn't get to upload last week.
So, what do you think? This chap is really lousy…it has no connection whatsoever…really lame…
Don't worry…I'd try to make a nicer chap next time…
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