A/N: Sorry for not updating for awhile.1)I was planning what to do with Captain Cardboard and 2)Thursday was my B-day so I didn't update then. Oh well here's the chapter you've all been waiting for, and for those of you who don't like a lot of gore you have been warned.
Chapter 4
Captain Cardboard Gets What He Deserves
"ATTACK!"Spike yelled.
Then Xander, Anya, Willow, Dawn, and Clem came up and hit him in the back with chairs. Then Buffy found a sledgehammer and beat him over the head with it until his face was all bloody. A few more people came up with axes and swords and started waking at all of his limbs.
"See farm boy this is what ya get for messin up mine and Buffy's wedding."Spike said looking down at him.
Then Xander's dad came up with his ax and chopped his head off.
"Yuck!"Dawn screamed
Apparently Riley wasn't human, he was a demon.
"HAHA and he complained about me being a monster?"Spike said laughing.
"Probably just trying to deny what he really was." Buffy said.
"Can we please get his carcass out of the way so we can finish the wedding. I spent a lot of money on this dress and I'm not letting it go to waste because he showed up."Anya complained.
"Come on Xander let's do it before you're bride goes crazy."Spike said.
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Xander's Car
"So where are we supposed to drop that off?"Xander asked.
"Docks. We'll have to tie something to it to hold it down but it will work."Spike said watching the road.
"You know I still don't like the idea of you marrying Buffy ."Xander said.
"And I don't like you so we're even."Spike said,"Over there."
Xander pulled over and opened up the back door so he and Spike could get Riley's dead carcass out of the car.
"Got anything to tie on here?"Spike asked dragging it to the side of the docks.
"Yeah here you go."Xander said handing him some weights.
"Thanks."Spike mumbled as he tied them to Riley and dropped him in the water.
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Back at the Country Club everything was already cleaned and the chairs were all set back up.
"Hey did you guys get red of Riley's body?"Buffy asked when she seen Spike.
"Yes, luv. Now we can finally finish this once everyone gets back it their places."Spike said.
"Ok everyone back in your places!"Anya yelled
"Ready to get hitched luv?"Spike asked.
"Yeah let's go."she replied.
Chapter 4
Captain Cardboard Gets What He Deserves
"ATTACK!"Spike yelled.
Then Xander, Anya, Willow, Dawn, and Clem came up and hit him in the back with chairs. Then Buffy found a sledgehammer and beat him over the head with it until his face was all bloody. A few more people came up with axes and swords and started waking at all of his limbs.
"See farm boy this is what ya get for messin up mine and Buffy's wedding."Spike said looking down at him.
Then Xander's dad came up with his ax and chopped his head off.
"Yuck!"Dawn screamed
Apparently Riley wasn't human, he was a demon.
"HAHA and he complained about me being a monster?"Spike said laughing.
"Probably just trying to deny what he really was." Buffy said.
"Can we please get his carcass out of the way so we can finish the wedding. I spent a lot of money on this dress and I'm not letting it go to waste because he showed up."Anya complained.
"Come on Xander let's do it before you're bride goes crazy."Spike said.
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Xander's Car
"So where are we supposed to drop that off?"Xander asked.
"Docks. We'll have to tie something to it to hold it down but it will work."Spike said watching the road.
"You know I still don't like the idea of you marrying Buffy ."Xander said.
"And I don't like you so we're even."Spike said,"Over there."
Xander pulled over and opened up the back door so he and Spike could get Riley's dead carcass out of the car.
"Got anything to tie on here?"Spike asked dragging it to the side of the docks.
"Yeah here you go."Xander said handing him some weights.
"Thanks."Spike mumbled as he tied them to Riley and dropped him in the water.
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Back at the Country Club everything was already cleaned and the chairs were all set back up.
"Hey did you guys get red of Riley's body?"Buffy asked when she seen Spike.
"Yes, luv. Now we can finally finish this once everyone gets back it their places."Spike said.
"Ok everyone back in your places!"Anya yelled
"Ready to get hitched luv?"Spike asked.
"Yeah let's go."she replied.