~ rant 2 ~
Not that I care, mind you, but I think Jess needs to be dunked in hot chocolate and dried in the crispy air until he turns a crunchy chocolatey brown! Chocolate Zafara!! Today I find bite marks in my white chocolate walls and I go roaring and howling through the rooms, RRROOOAAARRR!!! And I spooked the boogers outta Kez and she jumped sky high and bumped her head on the ceiling as I went GROAR!! and I ran out into the gardens and I woulda stomped on all the flowers and shoved them in my mouth and puked them all back up and then stomped on them all over again and then painted Kez all sorts of pretty colors from the sticky goo but we didn't have any flowers so I couldn't do that so instead I stormed into Nayoki's room and went GRRROOOAAARRR!!! and he jumped backwards and almost swallowed his neonip mousie!! Well I tried to help him swallow it but then he started hissing at me and calling me all sorts of weird names and told me to get my weird little self out of his room so I ROARed at him some more and he picks me up and carries me over to Jess's room and says "HERE!! Go bug Jess!!" so I razzed my tongue out at him and stole his mouse so then we starting having this big ol' tussle fight in the middle of Jess's room like with the cartooney dust cloud and everything, and all sorts of stuff is flying out from the cloud like toilets and bicycles and big steamer ships and eyeballs and blue Poogle fur and purple Aisha fur and neopets staff members and ticks and fleas and then Jess says "HEY!! WHAT THE DING-DONG YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY ROOM??" and so we like stopped fighting. Nayoki's got like a plastic butter knife to my throat and I've got one of his antennas in my teeth and we look at Jess and we're like, "What?" And then Jess's stinky sandals started turning all glowing red and started smokin', which meant he was mad. So I said "Jess you should not be smoking in your room, it's very unhealthy" but I guess he didn't appreciate my joke cuz then he starts griping that he was enjoying a nice, relaxing, boring afternoon wasting his brains on TV when we barged in and disrupted the peace. Then Nayoki screams like a little girl, "She stole my mousie!!" I mean he was stomping his feet and everything and then I said, "Well SOMEBODY took SEVERAL bites outta my chocolate walls!! GRROAR!!" and then Jess says "What do I look like?? A referee??" and that's when I saw that Jess's tongue was white!! GRRR!! I grabbed his tongue and yanked it out like venetian blinds and said, "AHA! The culprit's tongue is covered in pasty white chocolate!!" and like Jess's tongue was three feet long at this point and he started flailing his arms like Miss Hyperactive Cheerleader Squad Leader and said "Aaauaauuaauuaaa! Iiimmee uuii dhhunge baagg!! Uuuegg go uhh uuii dhhunge!!" Well I dunno if you can understand that but I couldn't understand it either so I started playing banjo on his tongue and I made up a little song to the tune of A'louete j'ete l'alouete or something like that. "I got Jess's tongue, cuz he ate my chocolate, and I'm not gonna let go, 'til he 'fesses up!" And Nayoki was laughing so hard that he started coughing and gagging and he almost puked up the whole box of Neocrunch cereal he just ate and stupid Jess's eyes were watering up so bad it looked like he was bawling like a little girl and he said, "Ogaay! Ogaay! Aaii aidth uuerr jthhocklah! Uegg go uh aaii dhunge!" and I still didn't understand what he said so I pulled on his tongue harder and said "What?? Speak clearly you sound like Donald Duck!!" and then he starts screaming and I think he really was bawling which I thought was hilarious and I laughed so hard that I let go of his tongue and fell over on top of Nayoki. He retched again like he was gonna puke so I thumped him on the back real hard and yep, he puked, and I said "There ya go! Smacked it outta ya! Now don't you feel better?" So then we got into another one of these big cartoon fights and there was like puke and kitchen sinks and used cars and all four of The Monkees and big bowls of tapioca flying out from the dust cloud and we just go on like that for like, five hours or something until we finally get so tired that we just passed out on the floor.
Well when I woke up Jess was still hurting and still nursing his tongue so I smacked him one with Minty Critter and said "Whadja bite my walls for?" and he said "I was hungry. And I thought your walls were magically delicious." Well that was so stupid I smacked myself with Minty Critter so hard that I passed out again. The end!
Oh I think Kez carried both me and Nayoki off to our rooms while we were unconscious cuz I woke up later surrounded in white chocolate with an ice pack on my head. Kez is really nice to us, even when we're stupid. I should really apologize to her one of these days for eating all the eyeballs off of her Usuki dolls.
Leck
Not that I care, mind you, but I think Jess needs to be dunked in hot chocolate and dried in the crispy air until he turns a crunchy chocolatey brown! Chocolate Zafara!! Today I find bite marks in my white chocolate walls and I go roaring and howling through the rooms, RRROOOAAARRR!!! And I spooked the boogers outta Kez and she jumped sky high and bumped her head on the ceiling as I went GROAR!! and I ran out into the gardens and I woulda stomped on all the flowers and shoved them in my mouth and puked them all back up and then stomped on them all over again and then painted Kez all sorts of pretty colors from the sticky goo but we didn't have any flowers so I couldn't do that so instead I stormed into Nayoki's room and went GRRROOOAAARRR!!! and he jumped backwards and almost swallowed his neonip mousie!! Well I tried to help him swallow it but then he started hissing at me and calling me all sorts of weird names and told me to get my weird little self out of his room so I ROARed at him some more and he picks me up and carries me over to Jess's room and says "HERE!! Go bug Jess!!" so I razzed my tongue out at him and stole his mouse so then we starting having this big ol' tussle fight in the middle of Jess's room like with the cartooney dust cloud and everything, and all sorts of stuff is flying out from the cloud like toilets and bicycles and big steamer ships and eyeballs and blue Poogle fur and purple Aisha fur and neopets staff members and ticks and fleas and then Jess says "HEY!! WHAT THE DING-DONG YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY ROOM??" and so we like stopped fighting. Nayoki's got like a plastic butter knife to my throat and I've got one of his antennas in my teeth and we look at Jess and we're like, "What?" And then Jess's stinky sandals started turning all glowing red and started smokin', which meant he was mad. So I said "Jess you should not be smoking in your room, it's very unhealthy" but I guess he didn't appreciate my joke cuz then he starts griping that he was enjoying a nice, relaxing, boring afternoon wasting his brains on TV when we barged in and disrupted the peace. Then Nayoki screams like a little girl, "She stole my mousie!!" I mean he was stomping his feet and everything and then I said, "Well SOMEBODY took SEVERAL bites outta my chocolate walls!! GRROAR!!" and then Jess says "What do I look like?? A referee??" and that's when I saw that Jess's tongue was white!! GRRR!! I grabbed his tongue and yanked it out like venetian blinds and said, "AHA! The culprit's tongue is covered in pasty white chocolate!!" and like Jess's tongue was three feet long at this point and he started flailing his arms like Miss Hyperactive Cheerleader Squad Leader and said "Aaauaauuaauuaaa! Iiimmee uuii dhhunge baagg!! Uuuegg go uhh uuii dhhunge!!" Well I dunno if you can understand that but I couldn't understand it either so I started playing banjo on his tongue and I made up a little song to the tune of A'louete j'ete l'alouete or something like that. "I got Jess's tongue, cuz he ate my chocolate, and I'm not gonna let go, 'til he 'fesses up!" And Nayoki was laughing so hard that he started coughing and gagging and he almost puked up the whole box of Neocrunch cereal he just ate and stupid Jess's eyes were watering up so bad it looked like he was bawling like a little girl and he said, "Ogaay! Ogaay! Aaii aidth uuerr jthhocklah! Uegg go uh aaii dhunge!" and I still didn't understand what he said so I pulled on his tongue harder and said "What?? Speak clearly you sound like Donald Duck!!" and then he starts screaming and I think he really was bawling which I thought was hilarious and I laughed so hard that I let go of his tongue and fell over on top of Nayoki. He retched again like he was gonna puke so I thumped him on the back real hard and yep, he puked, and I said "There ya go! Smacked it outta ya! Now don't you feel better?" So then we got into another one of these big cartoon fights and there was like puke and kitchen sinks and used cars and all four of The Monkees and big bowls of tapioca flying out from the dust cloud and we just go on like that for like, five hours or something until we finally get so tired that we just passed out on the floor.
Well when I woke up Jess was still hurting and still nursing his tongue so I smacked him one with Minty Critter and said "Whadja bite my walls for?" and he said "I was hungry. And I thought your walls were magically delicious." Well that was so stupid I smacked myself with Minty Critter so hard that I passed out again. The end!
Oh I think Kez carried both me and Nayoki off to our rooms while we were unconscious cuz I woke up later surrounded in white chocolate with an ice pack on my head. Kez is really nice to us, even when we're stupid. I should really apologize to her one of these days for eating all the eyeballs off of her Usuki dolls.
Leck