~ Surprise Birthday Party With Rainbows ~
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LECK!!" they all screamed at me and I jumped outta bed and grabbed around for Minty Critter so I could smack whoever it was that scared me awake but Minty was nowhere to be found so I started panicking and screaming "YOU'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, AREN'T YOU??!?" 'cause Jess and Nayoki and Kez were all there surrounding my bed and Jess and Nayoki are always talking about having me committed to the Institution For Nutty Neopets but instead of straitjackets in their paws they were holding all these pretty colored boxes that were so bright and colorful I thought I was hallucinating about rainbows again and I said "Get those away from me! The rainbows aren't real!!" and Kez was like "No no, Leck! It's your birthday!" and I was like,
"My what?"
and Kez goes "Your birthday! It's your birthday today! Don't you remember?"
and I was just like spaced out staring at her, and I'm like squeaking in this tiny tiny voice, "So...you're not coming to take me away?"
and then Nayoki goes "Well, do you WANNA go to the nuthouse? 'Cause I'll be glad to take ya!" and he giggles in his stupid neonip-doped-up laugh,
and then Kez starts scowling at him and says "Nayoki! Don't say that!" and she punches him playful-like which probably it would've hurt more if she'd thrown cotton balls at him,
so then I scream, "NO!! I LIKE MY CHOCOLATEY SPACIOUSNESS!!" and then I show Kez how to punch Nayoki properly and he goes flying across the room face first into white chocolate and I run up to him and start stuffing white chocolate into his mouth and hollering, "SEE?? Get a taste of that! It's yummy and delicious and it's all in MY ROOM and I DON'T WANNA LEAVE IT!!"
and Nayoki's going, "Mmmf! MmmmMMmMMmmffmfmfmmm!! MMMFFMF!"
and Kez is going, "Oh my lucky stars! How could you do such an unladylike thing??" ok not really, she was just more like screaming her little head off, while Jess was just wandering around like, doh-de-doh, hands-in-my-pockets, don't know what to do, and then Nayoki was like, "Mmmm!! Thash delishush!" so I got mad at him again and I start pulling the chocolate outta his mouth going, "HEY!! STOP ENJOYING MY CHOCOLATE!!" but then he bites my paw and tries to keep the chocolate down, "You gabe it thoo mee!! Don'th thake it bag now!" he shouts and chocolate and spit is just flying outta his mouth and it hits me in the eyes and I start screaming "AAAH! AAAAAH!! I see rainbows!! Ewww, yucky yucky Nayoki rainbow spit!!!" and I'm flailing around trying to yank my paw away from his teeth but then he lets go and I go flying backwards and I land on my back near the head of my bed so I jump up and grab a pillow and start charging again at Nayoki ready to whomp his little purple bee-hind when he jumps up and whips out Minty Critter!! "En-garde!" he screams, as he brandishes Minty towards me, but I stop dead in my tracks. Suddenly there's just total silence in the room. Then I start SCREECHING as loud as I could, "YOU STOLE MY MINTY, DIDN'T YOU???!!!" and Nayoki's like, "And your point is? I had to disarm you before we snuck up into your room to give you a surprise birthday party!" but by now I'm so hopping mad that I start hopping up and down as hard as I could and still screaming "THAT'S MY MINTY!!!!" and Nayoki's like, "Come git 'im!"
Well I don't what happened next but the next thing I remember is Nayoki's unconscious and flat on his back in the gardens outside and there's this huge hole in my wall and melted chocolate was everywhere, Jess was unconscious too and he was outside in the gardens buried under a pile of gift boxes and he had wrapping paper stuffed in his ears, and me, I'm sitting outside in the grass babbling in some language I don't understand while I'm chewing on a baby Usul plushie doll and trying to tear its head off with my teeth...which I had no idea where the plushie came from, but then I stop, and calm down for a minute....
"What just happened?" I said, looking around to see if there was anybody. Then I saw Kez. She was glaring at me with her angry girl eyes and steam was like pouring outta her ears, and Minty Critter was planted on top of her head, stuck to her with a mess of chocolate, melted marshmallows, and sticky chewed-up gummy blumaroos. "What happened to you, Kez?" I said, but I didn't even finish before she starts ranting, "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?? You ruined your own birthday party! I can't believe that we can't even do ONE nice THING for you without you going all ballistic with your looney-tune brain and your lack of impulse control!! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?? Jess and Nayoki and I were all just trying to be nice and..." blah blah blah, she went on and on like that for the next three hours while I started trying to stitch the usul's head back on with my teeth because I tried to ask Kez to fetch me my sewing needle kit please pretty please but she just ignored me and kept on giving me a lecture. I can't help it if the rainbows are talking to me, I already tried to make them stop. But then the rainbows said all I had to do was walk up to Kez and give her a hug and say "I love you" and then everything would be all better, so I was like, 'I dunno about that, what if Kez thinks I have cooties?' and the rainbows were like, "You dope! You're not asking her out on a date!" and I said, "Yeah that'd be gross...and I don't look good dressed up as the Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky" so then I get up and walk over to Kez and do what the rainbows told me to do. Well then something weird happened. Kez shut up. Birds started singing. I heard somebody laughing their guts out in the distance. Kez actually smiled at me. A shooting star went past in the sky. My left foot suddenly fell asleep and I had to start hopping around on one foot until the prickles went away. hikaru suddenly barged in and said, "woohoo! hey guess what guys, i just won 10,000 NP on a scratchcard!" Minty Critter wriggled himself loose from her head and plopped into my right paw, my swinging arm. I held him up and looked him in the eyes. "I love you too, Minty!" I sobbed, with my eyes all watering. He puked up a big gob of white chocolate into my face. I laughed and hugged him and Kez like, rolled her eyes and shrugged. hikaru got the hose and cleaned us all off, then took us all out to the smoothie shop to celebrate my birthday and his winning 10,000 NP and Jess and Nayoki and I were all pretending to puke up our smoothies all over the floor and trying to see who could do the grossest puking while Kez was burying her face in shame. The End!
oh, what did I get for my birthday? well I got a baby usul plushie from Jess, he said it was so that I could beat up Poms whenever I wanted to without actually hurting her, and he wanted to be able to beat up Poms too so I said that's fine with me all he has to do is ask, and from Nayoki I got loads of industrial-grade white chocolate to help me replace the bites Jess and Poms had taken out of my walls, but of course now I needed a whole lot more because of the big hole I had just blown in my wall but that's okay, and from Kez I got a rainbow petpet paint brush for one of these days when Blunas can be painted rainbow, but I was really scared even to touch it 'cause as soon as I saw it, it started whispering to me, "Hey Leck...I'm a rainbow of magical flavors and I'm sooo Magically Delicious...mwahahaha..." and I thought I was gonna start hyperventilating so I shut my eyes and stuck my paws in my ears and started shouting the "I'm a little teapot! Short and stout!!" song and Kez was like, "What's wrong?" and I go, "Nothing! I love my MULTI-COLORED pet brush, thank you! Can't wait until I can paint Minty MULTI-COLORED!" but then I get up from our booth and start dancing the little teapot dance and shouting the song until finally about two hours later I calm down and when I open my eyes, there's this big pile of NP in front of me and a whole lotta neopets staring at me and smiling and applauding, and I turn and there's Jess and Nayoki standing there with big goofy smiles on their faces and Jess goes, "You're a hit! The audience loves you! We didn't see any harm in asking other pets to give a generous donation if they liked watching you sing and dance." .....and then I just flipped my lid. I flipped it all the way over and then picked it up and threw it at Jess. Well Jess dodged the lid, but then I tackled both of them and we got into another one of those big cartooney dust cloud fights and the crowd suddenly surrounded us and started betting on who was gonna win, while Kez was back in the booth burying her face in shame again and pulling out her first aid kit so that she could dress our wounds when we were finished, and I ended up beating the stuffing outta Nayoki and Jess and winning all the prize money! It was the bestest birthday!! Whoo that was a long p.s.
Leck
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LECK!!" they all screamed at me and I jumped outta bed and grabbed around for Minty Critter so I could smack whoever it was that scared me awake but Minty was nowhere to be found so I started panicking and screaming "YOU'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, AREN'T YOU??!?" 'cause Jess and Nayoki and Kez were all there surrounding my bed and Jess and Nayoki are always talking about having me committed to the Institution For Nutty Neopets but instead of straitjackets in their paws they were holding all these pretty colored boxes that were so bright and colorful I thought I was hallucinating about rainbows again and I said "Get those away from me! The rainbows aren't real!!" and Kez was like "No no, Leck! It's your birthday!" and I was like,
"My what?"
and Kez goes "Your birthday! It's your birthday today! Don't you remember?"
and I was just like spaced out staring at her, and I'm like squeaking in this tiny tiny voice, "So...you're not coming to take me away?"
and then Nayoki goes "Well, do you WANNA go to the nuthouse? 'Cause I'll be glad to take ya!" and he giggles in his stupid neonip-doped-up laugh,
and then Kez starts scowling at him and says "Nayoki! Don't say that!" and she punches him playful-like which probably it would've hurt more if she'd thrown cotton balls at him,
so then I scream, "NO!! I LIKE MY CHOCOLATEY SPACIOUSNESS!!" and then I show Kez how to punch Nayoki properly and he goes flying across the room face first into white chocolate and I run up to him and start stuffing white chocolate into his mouth and hollering, "SEE?? Get a taste of that! It's yummy and delicious and it's all in MY ROOM and I DON'T WANNA LEAVE IT!!"
and Nayoki's going, "Mmmf! MmmmMMmMMmmffmfmfmmm!! MMMFFMF!"
and Kez is going, "Oh my lucky stars! How could you do such an unladylike thing??" ok not really, she was just more like screaming her little head off, while Jess was just wandering around like, doh-de-doh, hands-in-my-pockets, don't know what to do, and then Nayoki was like, "Mmmm!! Thash delishush!" so I got mad at him again and I start pulling the chocolate outta his mouth going, "HEY!! STOP ENJOYING MY CHOCOLATE!!" but then he bites my paw and tries to keep the chocolate down, "You gabe it thoo mee!! Don'th thake it bag now!" he shouts and chocolate and spit is just flying outta his mouth and it hits me in the eyes and I start screaming "AAAH! AAAAAH!! I see rainbows!! Ewww, yucky yucky Nayoki rainbow spit!!!" and I'm flailing around trying to yank my paw away from his teeth but then he lets go and I go flying backwards and I land on my back near the head of my bed so I jump up and grab a pillow and start charging again at Nayoki ready to whomp his little purple bee-hind when he jumps up and whips out Minty Critter!! "En-garde!" he screams, as he brandishes Minty towards me, but I stop dead in my tracks. Suddenly there's just total silence in the room. Then I start SCREECHING as loud as I could, "YOU STOLE MY MINTY, DIDN'T YOU???!!!" and Nayoki's like, "And your point is? I had to disarm you before we snuck up into your room to give you a surprise birthday party!" but by now I'm so hopping mad that I start hopping up and down as hard as I could and still screaming "THAT'S MY MINTY!!!!" and Nayoki's like, "Come git 'im!"
Well I don't what happened next but the next thing I remember is Nayoki's unconscious and flat on his back in the gardens outside and there's this huge hole in my wall and melted chocolate was everywhere, Jess was unconscious too and he was outside in the gardens buried under a pile of gift boxes and he had wrapping paper stuffed in his ears, and me, I'm sitting outside in the grass babbling in some language I don't understand while I'm chewing on a baby Usul plushie doll and trying to tear its head off with my teeth...which I had no idea where the plushie came from, but then I stop, and calm down for a minute....
"What just happened?" I said, looking around to see if there was anybody. Then I saw Kez. She was glaring at me with her angry girl eyes and steam was like pouring outta her ears, and Minty Critter was planted on top of her head, stuck to her with a mess of chocolate, melted marshmallows, and sticky chewed-up gummy blumaroos. "What happened to you, Kez?" I said, but I didn't even finish before she starts ranting, "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?? You ruined your own birthday party! I can't believe that we can't even do ONE nice THING for you without you going all ballistic with your looney-tune brain and your lack of impulse control!! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?? Jess and Nayoki and I were all just trying to be nice and..." blah blah blah, she went on and on like that for the next three hours while I started trying to stitch the usul's head back on with my teeth because I tried to ask Kez to fetch me my sewing needle kit please pretty please but she just ignored me and kept on giving me a lecture. I can't help it if the rainbows are talking to me, I already tried to make them stop. But then the rainbows said all I had to do was walk up to Kez and give her a hug and say "I love you" and then everything would be all better, so I was like, 'I dunno about that, what if Kez thinks I have cooties?' and the rainbows were like, "You dope! You're not asking her out on a date!" and I said, "Yeah that'd be gross...and I don't look good dressed up as the Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky" so then I get up and walk over to Kez and do what the rainbows told me to do. Well then something weird happened. Kez shut up. Birds started singing. I heard somebody laughing their guts out in the distance. Kez actually smiled at me. A shooting star went past in the sky. My left foot suddenly fell asleep and I had to start hopping around on one foot until the prickles went away. hikaru suddenly barged in and said, "woohoo! hey guess what guys, i just won 10,000 NP on a scratchcard!" Minty Critter wriggled himself loose from her head and plopped into my right paw, my swinging arm. I held him up and looked him in the eyes. "I love you too, Minty!" I sobbed, with my eyes all watering. He puked up a big gob of white chocolate into my face. I laughed and hugged him and Kez like, rolled her eyes and shrugged. hikaru got the hose and cleaned us all off, then took us all out to the smoothie shop to celebrate my birthday and his winning 10,000 NP and Jess and Nayoki and I were all pretending to puke up our smoothies all over the floor and trying to see who could do the grossest puking while Kez was burying her face in shame. The End!
oh, what did I get for my birthday? well I got a baby usul plushie from Jess, he said it was so that I could beat up Poms whenever I wanted to without actually hurting her, and he wanted to be able to beat up Poms too so I said that's fine with me all he has to do is ask, and from Nayoki I got loads of industrial-grade white chocolate to help me replace the bites Jess and Poms had taken out of my walls, but of course now I needed a whole lot more because of the big hole I had just blown in my wall but that's okay, and from Kez I got a rainbow petpet paint brush for one of these days when Blunas can be painted rainbow, but I was really scared even to touch it 'cause as soon as I saw it, it started whispering to me, "Hey Leck...I'm a rainbow of magical flavors and I'm sooo Magically Delicious...mwahahaha..." and I thought I was gonna start hyperventilating so I shut my eyes and stuck my paws in my ears and started shouting the "I'm a little teapot! Short and stout!!" song and Kez was like, "What's wrong?" and I go, "Nothing! I love my MULTI-COLORED pet brush, thank you! Can't wait until I can paint Minty MULTI-COLORED!" but then I get up from our booth and start dancing the little teapot dance and shouting the song until finally about two hours later I calm down and when I open my eyes, there's this big pile of NP in front of me and a whole lotta neopets staring at me and smiling and applauding, and I turn and there's Jess and Nayoki standing there with big goofy smiles on their faces and Jess goes, "You're a hit! The audience loves you! We didn't see any harm in asking other pets to give a generous donation if they liked watching you sing and dance." .....and then I just flipped my lid. I flipped it all the way over and then picked it up and threw it at Jess. Well Jess dodged the lid, but then I tackled both of them and we got into another one of those big cartooney dust cloud fights and the crowd suddenly surrounded us and started betting on who was gonna win, while Kez was back in the booth burying her face in shame again and pulling out her first aid kit so that she could dress our wounds when we were finished, and I ended up beating the stuffing outta Nayoki and Jess and winning all the prize money! It was the bestest birthday!! Whoo that was a long p.s.
Leck