Title: Poor Malik!
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO =( and I don't own Malik.or Bakura.or Ryou. :runs away sobbing:
Rating: PG-13 for a bit of cursing and shounen-ai, and also just in case anything comes up in my story =)
NOTE: I've learned that yaoi stories contain lemons and more graphic sexual themes or whatever, however, this story won't be yaoi, it will be SHOUNEN- AI. Meaning that it will only have things like hugging, kissing, whatever if there happens to be anything beyond that, it will only be implied, not described. That rhymes!
This is my second fanfic in my whole err.fanfic career ^^'' I'm hoping that it'll turn out ok. So please give me some suggestions!
WARNING: The first chapter is the craziest. If you think it's too crazy please forgive me and go on to the rest of the chapters, it gets more serious and better ^^'' I hope.
Chapter 1: Discovery
"Ohayo! Yuugi-kun!"
"Y-yami-kun!" Yuugi sputtered. He slapped down the cover of his notebook and a look of horror stuck his face.
"Yuugi-kun? Nani desu ka.?" Yami began reaching for the notebook.
"Ah, uh, nothing!" A mad blush spread like wildfire on Yuugi's cheeks. Yami furrowed his brows, looking confused. Malik jumped up from his seat, coming to the rescue.
"Yami! I haven't talked to you all week! How are you?!" Malik wrapped his arms around Yami in a tight embrace as Yuugi quickly slipped away.
"Get your hands off of me!" Yami wheezed. "I-can't-breathe!" Malik finally let go.
"Eh heh, gomen." Yami frowned.
"But Malik, the only things you ever say to me are, 'I'm going to kill you!' or 'I will have my revenge, cocky Pharaoh!" Don't think I haven't heard you, muttering all the time." Yami's tone grew annoyed.
"Oh, uh. Well, it must've been someone else!" Malik flashed a wide grin nervously.
Blink blink. Yami glared suspiciously. "Whatever you say."
'Whew.' Malik thought.
"Malik.What happened to Yuugi?" Yami peered curiously behind Malik.
"He uhmm.he went to get his hair dyed?"
".You killed him didn't you?" Yami's eyes grew threatening, turning into a shade of red.
"What?! No!"
"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Yami shouted insanely and jumped out of a window. (Don't ask xP)
Yuugi let out a sigh. 'Good thing Yami didn't see.' He thought. He pulled out his notebook and stared at it affectionately as he flipped through the pages plastered with the names, "Yami" in it. Smiling to himself, he began to walk home.
Malik grumbled to himself as he climbed off his motorcycle and stuffed his hands in his pockets. He paused momentarily to glare at Yuugi's house. He stormed towards the front door and pounded on it.
"Hey Shorty! Open the door!" Footsteps approached from inside and a click was heard as the door opened. Yuugi stood on his tiptoes and smiled up at Malik
"Konnichiwa Malik-kun! Genki desu ka?"
"Iie! Yuugi, I've been helping you out all week. You KNOW I hate the Pharaoh! And he hates me! I can't believe I TOUCHED him today! Stop your obsessive behavior! Is it even healthy!? And I'm running out of excuses! Yami's becoming crazier! Blah blah blah! Blah blah!" Malik blabbed on.
"What did you tell him, Malik-san?" Yuugi inquired. Malik's face twisted into remembrance.
"I said you were getting your hair dyed." He finally muttered. Yuugi stared at him with huge eyes for a moment. "What?!" Malik cried. Yuugi giggled.
"Malik! My hair color is natural!" Malik scratched his head.
"Err.how was I supposed to know all those crazy colors are real?" Yuugi rolled his eyes.
SLAM! The front door flung open and Bakura stepped in with an evil grin. (Siiiiiiigh ^^) Ryou followed closely behind. (SIIIIGH)
"Yami's looking for you, Malik." Bakura smirked. Malik scowled.
"Yuugi! It's all your fault!" He wailed.
"Err.it's ok Malik, everything will be ok." Yuugi said nervously.
"That's it! I'm out of here!" Malik ran out of the door as glances followed. A cry suddenly rang out.
"Malik!" Yelled Yuugi. He ran out with Bakura and Ryou behind him and froze, beholding the sight of Malik in a defeated position, weeping. Next to him was his prized motorcycle, stripped entirely of its gears, left with nothing but a trashed piece of junk.
"Nooo.no.my motorcycle.MY MOTORCYCLE!" He sobbed tearfully. Bakura rolled his eyes.
"Oh, quit whining." He snapped. "It was just a stupid motorcycle. You can always buy another one." Malik glared up at Bakura.
"It's not a stupid motorcycle! I can never replace it." Malik's voice trailed off as he stared down at what was left of his motorcycle.
"Ohhh, I get it." Said Bakura, "You don't have money for a new one huh? Well.I AM tomb raider." He rubbed his hands together eagerly.
"That's not it either." Malik said flatly.
"Oh." Bakura's voice sounded in disappointment. Suddenly, Malik leapt up.
"The Pharaoh! First my family.then my motorcycle.HE HAS GONE TOO FAR!" He shook his fist dramatically. "THAT'S IT! I WILL BANISH HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!"
Once again, the door flew open and in came Yami with the Sennen eye on his forehead.
"You called?"
"Sure as hell I did!" Malik raised his Millennium Rod.
"Stop it!" Cried Yuugi. Everyone winced.
"Jounouchi was right.your annoying voice hurts my ears." Muttered Bakura. Yuugi pouted.
"Just one quick duel, aibou!" Pleaded Yami. He shuffled his deck and drew his cards. So did Malik.
"I play the blue eyes ultimate dragon! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Cried Malik.
"WHAT?!" Said Yami. "That's not possible in EVERY WAY!!"
"It is now." Malik said darkly.
Back at Kaiba Corp.
"MY BLUE EYES ARE MISSING!!!" screeched Kaiba. Back to the duel.
"Did you hear something?" Ryou looked up at the sky.
"Hurry up and draw your last pathetic card so that I can end this duel!" Malik grinned wickedly.
"Gee.you almost sounded like Kaiba." Muttered Yuugi.
"I believe in the heart of the cards." Said Yami to himself.
"Tch." Spat Malik. "That's just a load of lame bs."
"My trust has awarded me.with EXODIA!"
"Exodia?! It's not possible!!"
"Exodia.OBLITERATE!"
"YOU CHEATED! YOU RIGGED THE GAME!"
"WHAT ABOUT YOU HUH? WHERE DID THOSE BLUE EYES COME FROM? HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PLAY ALL THREE DRAGONS AND FUSE THEM ALL IN ONE TURN?!"
Malik's eyes began to brim with tears.
"You-you monster! I hate you!" He ran out the door, sobbing.(Poor Malik..)
Hehe, I know this chapter was kind of wacky, but I was kind of high. It's going to be a bit more serious and better but not dark and angsty ^^'' So should I continue this??? Suggestions? Comments? All welcome!
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO =( and I don't own Malik.or Bakura.or Ryou. :runs away sobbing:
Rating: PG-13 for a bit of cursing and shounen-ai, and also just in case anything comes up in my story =)
NOTE: I've learned that yaoi stories contain lemons and more graphic sexual themes or whatever, however, this story won't be yaoi, it will be SHOUNEN- AI. Meaning that it will only have things like hugging, kissing, whatever if there happens to be anything beyond that, it will only be implied, not described. That rhymes!
This is my second fanfic in my whole err.fanfic career ^^'' I'm hoping that it'll turn out ok. So please give me some suggestions!
WARNING: The first chapter is the craziest. If you think it's too crazy please forgive me and go on to the rest of the chapters, it gets more serious and better ^^'' I hope.
Chapter 1: Discovery
"Ohayo! Yuugi-kun!"
"Y-yami-kun!" Yuugi sputtered. He slapped down the cover of his notebook and a look of horror stuck his face.
"Yuugi-kun? Nani desu ka.?" Yami began reaching for the notebook.
"Ah, uh, nothing!" A mad blush spread like wildfire on Yuugi's cheeks. Yami furrowed his brows, looking confused. Malik jumped up from his seat, coming to the rescue.
"Yami! I haven't talked to you all week! How are you?!" Malik wrapped his arms around Yami in a tight embrace as Yuugi quickly slipped away.
"Get your hands off of me!" Yami wheezed. "I-can't-breathe!" Malik finally let go.
"Eh heh, gomen." Yami frowned.
"But Malik, the only things you ever say to me are, 'I'm going to kill you!' or 'I will have my revenge, cocky Pharaoh!" Don't think I haven't heard you, muttering all the time." Yami's tone grew annoyed.
"Oh, uh. Well, it must've been someone else!" Malik flashed a wide grin nervously.
Blink blink. Yami glared suspiciously. "Whatever you say."
'Whew.' Malik thought.
"Malik.What happened to Yuugi?" Yami peered curiously behind Malik.
"He uhmm.he went to get his hair dyed?"
".You killed him didn't you?" Yami's eyes grew threatening, turning into a shade of red.
"What?! No!"
"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Yami shouted insanely and jumped out of a window. (Don't ask xP)
Yuugi let out a sigh. 'Good thing Yami didn't see.' He thought. He pulled out his notebook and stared at it affectionately as he flipped through the pages plastered with the names, "Yami" in it. Smiling to himself, he began to walk home.
Malik grumbled to himself as he climbed off his motorcycle and stuffed his hands in his pockets. He paused momentarily to glare at Yuugi's house. He stormed towards the front door and pounded on it.
"Hey Shorty! Open the door!" Footsteps approached from inside and a click was heard as the door opened. Yuugi stood on his tiptoes and smiled up at Malik
"Konnichiwa Malik-kun! Genki desu ka?"
"Iie! Yuugi, I've been helping you out all week. You KNOW I hate the Pharaoh! And he hates me! I can't believe I TOUCHED him today! Stop your obsessive behavior! Is it even healthy!? And I'm running out of excuses! Yami's becoming crazier! Blah blah blah! Blah blah!" Malik blabbed on.
"What did you tell him, Malik-san?" Yuugi inquired. Malik's face twisted into remembrance.
"I said you were getting your hair dyed." He finally muttered. Yuugi stared at him with huge eyes for a moment. "What?!" Malik cried. Yuugi giggled.
"Malik! My hair color is natural!" Malik scratched his head.
"Err.how was I supposed to know all those crazy colors are real?" Yuugi rolled his eyes.
SLAM! The front door flung open and Bakura stepped in with an evil grin. (Siiiiiiigh ^^) Ryou followed closely behind. (SIIIIGH)
"Yami's looking for you, Malik." Bakura smirked. Malik scowled.
"Yuugi! It's all your fault!" He wailed.
"Err.it's ok Malik, everything will be ok." Yuugi said nervously.
"That's it! I'm out of here!" Malik ran out of the door as glances followed. A cry suddenly rang out.
"Malik!" Yelled Yuugi. He ran out with Bakura and Ryou behind him and froze, beholding the sight of Malik in a defeated position, weeping. Next to him was his prized motorcycle, stripped entirely of its gears, left with nothing but a trashed piece of junk.
"Nooo.no.my motorcycle.MY MOTORCYCLE!" He sobbed tearfully. Bakura rolled his eyes.
"Oh, quit whining." He snapped. "It was just a stupid motorcycle. You can always buy another one." Malik glared up at Bakura.
"It's not a stupid motorcycle! I can never replace it." Malik's voice trailed off as he stared down at what was left of his motorcycle.
"Ohhh, I get it." Said Bakura, "You don't have money for a new one huh? Well.I AM tomb raider." He rubbed his hands together eagerly.
"That's not it either." Malik said flatly.
"Oh." Bakura's voice sounded in disappointment. Suddenly, Malik leapt up.
"The Pharaoh! First my family.then my motorcycle.HE HAS GONE TOO FAR!" He shook his fist dramatically. "THAT'S IT! I WILL BANISH HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!"
Once again, the door flew open and in came Yami with the Sennen eye on his forehead.
"You called?"
"Sure as hell I did!" Malik raised his Millennium Rod.
"Stop it!" Cried Yuugi. Everyone winced.
"Jounouchi was right.your annoying voice hurts my ears." Muttered Bakura. Yuugi pouted.
"Just one quick duel, aibou!" Pleaded Yami. He shuffled his deck and drew his cards. So did Malik.
"I play the blue eyes ultimate dragon! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Cried Malik.
"WHAT?!" Said Yami. "That's not possible in EVERY WAY!!"
"It is now." Malik said darkly.
Back at Kaiba Corp.
"MY BLUE EYES ARE MISSING!!!" screeched Kaiba. Back to the duel.
"Did you hear something?" Ryou looked up at the sky.
"Hurry up and draw your last pathetic card so that I can end this duel!" Malik grinned wickedly.
"Gee.you almost sounded like Kaiba." Muttered Yuugi.
"I believe in the heart of the cards." Said Yami to himself.
"Tch." Spat Malik. "That's just a load of lame bs."
"My trust has awarded me.with EXODIA!"
"Exodia?! It's not possible!!"
"Exodia.OBLITERATE!"
"YOU CHEATED! YOU RIGGED THE GAME!"
"WHAT ABOUT YOU HUH? WHERE DID THOSE BLUE EYES COME FROM? HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PLAY ALL THREE DRAGONS AND FUSE THEM ALL IN ONE TURN?!"
Malik's eyes began to brim with tears.
"You-you monster! I hate you!" He ran out the door, sobbing.(Poor Malik..)
Hehe, I know this chapter was kind of wacky, but I was kind of high. It's going to be a bit more serious and better but not dark and angsty ^^'' So should I continue this??? Suggestions? Comments? All welcome!