Lady Lana: The internet is taken so I can't upload this story. It's
actually turning out really good. All suggestions send in to me. Oh, the
gym teacher? Those of you who read the Gatekeeper trilogy will recognize
her, and all intended puns. The idea for the "poof" room perfect, came
from Sandry. Oh, Jarod takes place sometime or other, it really doesn't
matter that much. Buffy takes place in season three but it's B/A, C/X, and
W/O. I know this never happened in "real life".
Somewhere in LA.
"So all we know is that someone who doesn't exist, named Jarod Rasp, bought a plane ticket to LA. Which is why we're here. Is that it?" Miss Parker tried to remain patient as she muttered all of this out.
"W-w-well, y-yes. That's actually it." Broots managed to stutter out.
"Argh!!" Miss Parker looked ready to kill someone. "How about we go and try to find a needle in a haystack! We'd have better luck."
"Well, I did a trace on Jarod Rasp, and he disappeared, but three men named Jarod bought bus tickets that same day." Broots added in quickly.
"Well." Miss Parker urged him on.
"Their ages are 15, 37, and 77." Broots said. "Which one do you want me to track?"
Sydney stifled a laugh.
Miss Parker nearly turned purple from rage. Instead of answering she just glared at Broots.
"Um, well the 37-year-old, Jarod Corbet, bought a ticket to a town called Sunnydale." Broots added slightly uncertainly.
"Why aren't we on our way there?" Miss Parker demanded to know.
"It just seems too easy." Broots quickly replied.
"Well, maybe Jarod just tired of his games. Either way, we will be in Sunnydale, at the same time as Jarod." The last statement was said with extra force by Miss Parker.
In a small mansion in Sunnydale.
"Cool, we get our own mansion." Brown looked impressed.
"Well, we are goddesses." Green said this if it was the most ordinary thing in the world.
"Can we get a three headed dog?" Hermy asked with big, puppy dog eyes.
"What are we going to do now?" Black asked, completely ignoring Hermy's comment.
"I heard the local high school's really good." Green looked ready to cackle.
"Um, hello. We make other people's life's hell, not our own." Brown looked completely revolted at the idea of going to high school. "We already suffered through four years of torture!"
"We could make the high school students life's hell!!!!" Hermy jumped up and down with brilliance of her own idea.
"When you put it that way." Brown's eyes suddenly began to twinkle at the possibilities.
"Can I get the big room?" Hermy asked.
"They're all big, Hermy." Green replied with exasperated patience.
"Well, there's four bedrooms right here, and there's four of us." Brown pointed at four doors on the upper floor. They each randomly chose a door.
Green's room was completely black, the only color was the green stars on the ceiling. Black's room was purple. Brown's room was blue. And Hermy's room was. white with pink rabbits?!
"Ahhhhh!" Hermy's scream echoed across the mansion.
"What's wrong?" Green asked as she ran up along with Black and Brown. Hermy just pointed a trembling hand at her room.
"Oh - never mind." Black waived her hand at Hermy's room. It was instantly covered with pictures of three headed dogs. With a scowl the four goddesses went off to create their biographies for the school.
Sunnydale High School.
"Hello, I'm Jarod Corbet, the new librarian?" Jarod told/asked the principle.
"Assistant librarian." Principle Snyder amended. "We already have a completely useless librarian, don't know why we need two of them." With that statement Snyder turned and walked away, leaving Jarod standing in the middle of the teachers lounge.
"Um, where's the library?" Jarod asked the gym teacher.
"Oh, are you the new librarian?" the gym teacher looked highly curious. "Well, yeah. If I find the library."
The gym teacher laughed hardily. "Well I hope you're more sane than our current librarian. He's just strange."
"Really."
"Yeah, got some time?"
"Not really, I should be getting to the library."
"Oh, well. I'll see you around." The gym teacher sounded highly disappointed.
Jarod quickly made his way to the library. As he pushed in the doors, the librarian who was already there nearly hit the ceiling.
"Oh, hello. You must be Jarod Corbet, I'm Rupert Giles."
Lady Lana says: The school I go to is in hell so I'll be updating sparingly. Ten reviews at least!
Somewhere in LA.
"So all we know is that someone who doesn't exist, named Jarod Rasp, bought a plane ticket to LA. Which is why we're here. Is that it?" Miss Parker tried to remain patient as she muttered all of this out.
"W-w-well, y-yes. That's actually it." Broots managed to stutter out.
"Argh!!" Miss Parker looked ready to kill someone. "How about we go and try to find a needle in a haystack! We'd have better luck."
"Well, I did a trace on Jarod Rasp, and he disappeared, but three men named Jarod bought bus tickets that same day." Broots added in quickly.
"Well." Miss Parker urged him on.
"Their ages are 15, 37, and 77." Broots said. "Which one do you want me to track?"
Sydney stifled a laugh.
Miss Parker nearly turned purple from rage. Instead of answering she just glared at Broots.
"Um, well the 37-year-old, Jarod Corbet, bought a ticket to a town called Sunnydale." Broots added slightly uncertainly.
"Why aren't we on our way there?" Miss Parker demanded to know.
"It just seems too easy." Broots quickly replied.
"Well, maybe Jarod just tired of his games. Either way, we will be in Sunnydale, at the same time as Jarod." The last statement was said with extra force by Miss Parker.
In a small mansion in Sunnydale.
"Cool, we get our own mansion." Brown looked impressed.
"Well, we are goddesses." Green said this if it was the most ordinary thing in the world.
"Can we get a three headed dog?" Hermy asked with big, puppy dog eyes.
"What are we going to do now?" Black asked, completely ignoring Hermy's comment.
"I heard the local high school's really good." Green looked ready to cackle.
"Um, hello. We make other people's life's hell, not our own." Brown looked completely revolted at the idea of going to high school. "We already suffered through four years of torture!"
"We could make the high school students life's hell!!!!" Hermy jumped up and down with brilliance of her own idea.
"When you put it that way." Brown's eyes suddenly began to twinkle at the possibilities.
"Can I get the big room?" Hermy asked.
"They're all big, Hermy." Green replied with exasperated patience.
"Well, there's four bedrooms right here, and there's four of us." Brown pointed at four doors on the upper floor. They each randomly chose a door.
Green's room was completely black, the only color was the green stars on the ceiling. Black's room was purple. Brown's room was blue. And Hermy's room was. white with pink rabbits?!
"Ahhhhh!" Hermy's scream echoed across the mansion.
"What's wrong?" Green asked as she ran up along with Black and Brown. Hermy just pointed a trembling hand at her room.
"Oh - never mind." Black waived her hand at Hermy's room. It was instantly covered with pictures of three headed dogs. With a scowl the four goddesses went off to create their biographies for the school.
Sunnydale High School.
"Hello, I'm Jarod Corbet, the new librarian?" Jarod told/asked the principle.
"Assistant librarian." Principle Snyder amended. "We already have a completely useless librarian, don't know why we need two of them." With that statement Snyder turned and walked away, leaving Jarod standing in the middle of the teachers lounge.
"Um, where's the library?" Jarod asked the gym teacher.
"Oh, are you the new librarian?" the gym teacher looked highly curious. "Well, yeah. If I find the library."
The gym teacher laughed hardily. "Well I hope you're more sane than our current librarian. He's just strange."
"Really."
"Yeah, got some time?"
"Not really, I should be getting to the library."
"Oh, well. I'll see you around." The gym teacher sounded highly disappointed.
Jarod quickly made his way to the library. As he pushed in the doors, the librarian who was already there nearly hit the ceiling.
"Oh, hello. You must be Jarod Corbet, I'm Rupert Giles."
Lady Lana says: The school I go to is in hell so I'll be updating sparingly. Ten reviews at least!