Lana says: School is hell? Who am I kidding, hell is nothing compared to
it! Sorry about the lack of updates, I have been suffering from grounding,
lack of sleep, writer's block, and school insanity. Also, I've added
times. Sorry, if it's not in complete chronological order.
Zantac the Barbarian, I'm working on my anger management classes, I really am! Hey, at least there were no dead bodies! ^pushes something underneath bed^
Lady: Thanks!
Anonymous: Um, okay. No comment.
~~~~~~~Sunnydale High. Wednesday morn. Same time as Jarod starts his new job~~~~
"Four, new students, hmm, that's unusual." The secretary said to the four young ladies in front of her. The shortest girls hair was up in a ponytail, her scowl seemed permanently imprinted on her face. Her green eyes almost seemed to glow. The tallest girl had long, curly hair. Standing still seemed almost impossible for her. The two middle girls had black and brown hair in ponytails. They didn't seem to care about what was going around them.
"Unusual? Whatever, are we in this school or not?" The short girl snapped out.
"Well, yes, of course, um, Hermy." The secretary mumbled out while choosing one of the four names randomly.
"I'm Lana, that's Hermy." Lana scowled out at the poor secretary. She paused for a second, and seemed to add as an after though. "And that's Lianne and Sandry." And pointed at the brunette and raven haired ones respectively.
"That's sweet." The secretary said smiling at Lana, which in return got her a scowl. "Why, don't you four go up to the library? You can get the books you need for your classes. I think the new librarian is up there also."
"There's a library?!" Sandry seemed to almost light up at the thought.
"No, Sandry, we moved to a planet where people can't read." Lana's voice had enough sarcasm to drown a fish.
"Can we just go?" Lianne still seemed bored.
~~~~~~~~SHS library, Wed. morn.~~~~~~~~~~~
"Um, yes, Principal Snyder mentioned that we would be getting a new librarian." Giles told the young man standing in front of him.
"I wasn't sure exactly on what my, job description, is." Jarod
"Well, we don't exactly have a lot of students in he-" Giles was interrupted by the entrance of four teenage girls. "How can I help you?"
"We're new." Lana snapped back at him.
"Um, yes, what grades?" Giles quickly went over to the one shelf in the whole library that actually had school books on it.
"Sophomore, Junior, Junior, Senior" Lianne told the ceiling more than the librarian. As Giles went to get the books, Buffy, Xander, Cordelia, Oz, and Willow entered the library.
"How can I help you?" Jarod approached the small group, wondering about Giles's comment about a lack of students in the library.
"Um, we need to talk to the librarian, but if he's busy, we'll come back later." Buffy was also wondering about the excess amount of people in the library.
"Well, can I help you? I'm the knew assistant librarian." Jarod said perkily.
"It's okay, we'll come back later." Buffy told Jarod as the Scoobies beat a haste retreat out of the library. As they were leaving, Giles returned with the books for the four new girls, who had been watching everything through bored eyes. Handing the books to the girls he bid them a hasty good bye.
"Well, if that's "little students" I'd hate to see what you mean by a lot." Jarod joked.
"Usually, the library is quite empty." Giles replied, and wondered along with everyone else about the stir up in libraric activity.
~~~~~~~~~~~Outside SHS, after school~~~~~~~~~~
"That was an interesting day." Hermy said perkily, as usual.
"Yeah, really interesting. Remind me why were doing this again?" Lianne seemed less than thrilled.
"Oh, I don't know, maybe the four or five lockers that got jammed right before gym?" Hermy giggled out.
"See, all my plans are wonderful." Lana boasted, as she climbed into the drivers seat of her green convertible.
"Yeah, half the school will be needing crutches soon. It will be the new fashion statement!" Sandry declared with great enthusiasm. "You still haven't told us the full reason we're here." Hermy reminded her. "And it better include three headed dogs!'
"First of all, figure it out yourselves! And second of all, I thought you we're passed your three headed dog stage!" Lana snapped as she drove the car out of the parking lot, causing a minor accident behind her.
"It's not a stage!" Hermy told her with a pout.
"Well, what I happened to overhear, is that the blonde girl and her friends who were in the library with us are, like, the biggest trouble makers in school." Lianne told everyone in the car.
"Hmmm, and do they have names?" Lana enquired as she ran another red light.
"Not yet, but I heard that one of them blew up their old school." Lianne said almost gleefully.
"Boys and girls, I think we found our slayer." Lana declared with an evil grin.
"What boys?"
~~~~~~At the Sunnydale bus depot. Wednesday night.~~~~~~~~
Miss Parker was beyond ready to kill someone. This day was going completely against her. She had a lead on Jarod, one she was certain was false, and she couldn't care less. On the way to the tiny town, the car Sidney had quickly rented at the airport broke down. More precisely, all of the gasoline had mysteriously disappeared. Thought she knew it had nothing to do with Jarod, she was more than inclined to blame it on him. Then they had, had to wait for a bus to Sunnydale. Miss Parker couldn't remember the last time she had been on a public bus. Actually, she wasn't sure she had ever been on one. Then, since this was her lucky day, the bus had broken down. The bus driver wasn't even sure how, it just stopped moving. And now, the trio found themselves at the bus station. It was completely run down. The fact that it was dark out wasn't helping, anything. With a sigh, Miss Parker picked up her suitcase thinking that heads were going to be rolling soon. She didn't know how true her words were.
Lady Lana: reviews=inspiration=more updates=a really funny scene the goddesses came up with, or you could just tell me my story sucks, I won't mind, really. ^sharpens knife^ And is it my imagination or has my writing improved, please, be truthful, I really want to know. Oh, if you're wondering, Green is Lana, Curly is Hermy, Black is Sandry, and Brown is Lianne. I think it was pretty clear.
Zantac the Barbarian, I'm working on my anger management classes, I really am! Hey, at least there were no dead bodies! ^pushes something underneath bed^
Lady: Thanks!
Anonymous: Um, okay. No comment.
~~~~~~~Sunnydale High. Wednesday morn. Same time as Jarod starts his new job~~~~
"Four, new students, hmm, that's unusual." The secretary said to the four young ladies in front of her. The shortest girls hair was up in a ponytail, her scowl seemed permanently imprinted on her face. Her green eyes almost seemed to glow. The tallest girl had long, curly hair. Standing still seemed almost impossible for her. The two middle girls had black and brown hair in ponytails. They didn't seem to care about what was going around them.
"Unusual? Whatever, are we in this school or not?" The short girl snapped out.
"Well, yes, of course, um, Hermy." The secretary mumbled out while choosing one of the four names randomly.
"I'm Lana, that's Hermy." Lana scowled out at the poor secretary. She paused for a second, and seemed to add as an after though. "And that's Lianne and Sandry." And pointed at the brunette and raven haired ones respectively.
"That's sweet." The secretary said smiling at Lana, which in return got her a scowl. "Why, don't you four go up to the library? You can get the books you need for your classes. I think the new librarian is up there also."
"There's a library?!" Sandry seemed to almost light up at the thought.
"No, Sandry, we moved to a planet where people can't read." Lana's voice had enough sarcasm to drown a fish.
"Can we just go?" Lianne still seemed bored.
~~~~~~~~SHS library, Wed. morn.~~~~~~~~~~~
"Um, yes, Principal Snyder mentioned that we would be getting a new librarian." Giles told the young man standing in front of him.
"I wasn't sure exactly on what my, job description, is." Jarod
"Well, we don't exactly have a lot of students in he-" Giles was interrupted by the entrance of four teenage girls. "How can I help you?"
"We're new." Lana snapped back at him.
"Um, yes, what grades?" Giles quickly went over to the one shelf in the whole library that actually had school books on it.
"Sophomore, Junior, Junior, Senior" Lianne told the ceiling more than the librarian. As Giles went to get the books, Buffy, Xander, Cordelia, Oz, and Willow entered the library.
"How can I help you?" Jarod approached the small group, wondering about Giles's comment about a lack of students in the library.
"Um, we need to talk to the librarian, but if he's busy, we'll come back later." Buffy was also wondering about the excess amount of people in the library.
"Well, can I help you? I'm the knew assistant librarian." Jarod said perkily.
"It's okay, we'll come back later." Buffy told Jarod as the Scoobies beat a haste retreat out of the library. As they were leaving, Giles returned with the books for the four new girls, who had been watching everything through bored eyes. Handing the books to the girls he bid them a hasty good bye.
"Well, if that's "little students" I'd hate to see what you mean by a lot." Jarod joked.
"Usually, the library is quite empty." Giles replied, and wondered along with everyone else about the stir up in libraric activity.
~~~~~~~~~~~Outside SHS, after school~~~~~~~~~~
"That was an interesting day." Hermy said perkily, as usual.
"Yeah, really interesting. Remind me why were doing this again?" Lianne seemed less than thrilled.
"Oh, I don't know, maybe the four or five lockers that got jammed right before gym?" Hermy giggled out.
"See, all my plans are wonderful." Lana boasted, as she climbed into the drivers seat of her green convertible.
"Yeah, half the school will be needing crutches soon. It will be the new fashion statement!" Sandry declared with great enthusiasm. "You still haven't told us the full reason we're here." Hermy reminded her. "And it better include three headed dogs!'
"First of all, figure it out yourselves! And second of all, I thought you we're passed your three headed dog stage!" Lana snapped as she drove the car out of the parking lot, causing a minor accident behind her.
"It's not a stage!" Hermy told her with a pout.
"Well, what I happened to overhear, is that the blonde girl and her friends who were in the library with us are, like, the biggest trouble makers in school." Lianne told everyone in the car.
"Hmmm, and do they have names?" Lana enquired as she ran another red light.
"Not yet, but I heard that one of them blew up their old school." Lianne said almost gleefully.
"Boys and girls, I think we found our slayer." Lana declared with an evil grin.
"What boys?"
~~~~~~At the Sunnydale bus depot. Wednesday night.~~~~~~~~
Miss Parker was beyond ready to kill someone. This day was going completely against her. She had a lead on Jarod, one she was certain was false, and she couldn't care less. On the way to the tiny town, the car Sidney had quickly rented at the airport broke down. More precisely, all of the gasoline had mysteriously disappeared. Thought she knew it had nothing to do with Jarod, she was more than inclined to blame it on him. Then they had, had to wait for a bus to Sunnydale. Miss Parker couldn't remember the last time she had been on a public bus. Actually, she wasn't sure she had ever been on one. Then, since this was her lucky day, the bus had broken down. The bus driver wasn't even sure how, it just stopped moving. And now, the trio found themselves at the bus station. It was completely run down. The fact that it was dark out wasn't helping, anything. With a sigh, Miss Parker picked up her suitcase thinking that heads were going to be rolling soon. She didn't know how true her words were.
Lady Lana: reviews=inspiration=more updates=a really funny scene the goddesses came up with, or you could just tell me my story sucks, I won't mind, really. ^sharpens knife^ And is it my imagination or has my writing improved, please, be truthful, I really want to know. Oh, if you're wondering, Green is Lana, Curly is Hermy, Black is Sandry, and Brown is Lianne. I think it was pretty clear.