Author's note- Oh, I forgot to tell you, that Garrett has a southern accent.

Chapter 14- The cowboy mud fight date

Summary- The setting is Saturday. Miranda meets Garrett at the store.

Miranda walked in the store and saw Garrett waiting for her.

Garrett: There you are.

Miranda: Yep, here I am! So where are we going out?

Garrett: Well, since it's our first date we should go to my farm. If that's okay with you?

Miranda: Yeah, it's okay. What are we seeing at your farm?

Garrett: Pigs, cows, ducks and my dog Rex.

Miranda: Oh, sound fun.

Garrett: Well, let's go, the animals are waitin'.

Miranda: Yeah, but who's car are we taking?

Garrett: Well, we can take yours, because my car is loud.

Miranda: Okay.

At the farm

When Miranda and Garrett got out of the car. They saw something, it came to Miranda and sniffed her feet, and she didn't know want was sniffing her so she just jumped back.

Miranda (Screaming): Ah.........

Garrett: What's the matter?

Miranda: Something just sniffed me!

*Pig oinks.

Miranda: Oh, it was just a pig. So what'd you name him?

Garrett: Tiny.

Miranda: Why Tiny?

Garrett: Well, when he was born, he was the smallest of the group. But now he's big!

Miranda walked over to the cows.

Miranda: That's a nice brunch of cows you've got there.

Garrett: That's not a brunch, that there is a herd.

Miranda: What?

Garrett: Herd.

Miranda: Heard what?

Garrett: Herd of cows.

Miranda: Of course I've heard of cows. Who haven't heard of cows?

Garrett: No, a cowherd.

Miranda: A cow heard what?

Garrett (Pointing to the cows): Cowherd, cowherd, cowherd, cowherd.

Miranda: Are you calling me a coward?

Garrett: No, a cowherd.

Miranda: I don't care what those cows heard. I've got no secrets from them cows.

Garrett (Laughs): No, cows that are in a herd, like a herd of birds.

Miranda: Yeah, I heard of birds also.

Garrett (Laughs): No, it's like a brunch of cows, but some people call them a herd.

Miranda: Oh, now I get it. A brunch of cows sometimes called a herd?

Garrett: Yep.

Miranda: Oh.

*Then his dog Rex came out barking at Miranda.

Miranda: Ah.............

Garrett: Rex, here boy! Come over here!

Rex walks to him.

Garrett: Sorry, if he had startled you, he does that sometimes, if he doesn't know you.

Miranda walks to the dog slowly.

Miranda: Aw, he's cute! What kind is he?

Garrett (Laughs): He's a Bagel.

Miranda: Bagel? What kind of dog is that?

Garrett (Laughs): HA........HA........HA!

Miranda: Are you okay?

Garrett: Yeah, it's just I was kidding about Rex being a bagel. Actually he's a beagle.

Miranda: Oh. So how long you had him?

Garrett: Since I was 15 years old.

Miranda: Whoa! That dog is old.

Garrett: Well, let's go inside and have a dinner.

Miranda: Okay.

When they were walking in, Miranda slipped on a rock and fell right into a muddy spot in the grass. Garrett tried to catch her, but he was to late.

Garrett: You okay?

Miranda: Yeah, but instead of going in the house I've got another idea.

Garrett: What?

Miranda: Come here and I'll tell ya.

Garrett: Okay.

Garrett leaned down and Miranda threw a hand full of mud at him.

Miranda: Let's just have a mud fight.

Garrett: Okay, fine with me.

Garrett picked up a hand full of mud and threw it at Miranda.

Miranda: Hey! You better run now!

Miranda picked up some mud and chased Garrett around the yard. And for the rest of the night they had played a wonderful night of throwing mud at each other!

The end of chapter 14!

Author's note- I think the next chapter is going to be Lizzie and Gordo's wedding plans "or" Lizzie's car being towed and she gets a new car. So, How did this chapter go?