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Oh greeat, another one of my STUPID fanfics. You all wanna get outta here now, huh? *sees reader move the mouse button* AH AH AH!! NO YOU DON'T!! *grabs hand and puts it in a plastic bag o.O* Hehe. Now that you've gone here, THERE'S NO ESCAPE!! MWAHAHAHEHEHAHAHEHAHA!! *cough cough wheeze hack* *ahem*
Things you need to know:
1.) This fic will MOSTLY be in Epona's point of view, okay?
2.) The setting is in Majora's Mask.
3.) Umm, if you wanna flame, go right ahead. I'll give it to Ruto.
4.) Just because the animals are talking to eachother doesn't mean that the humans can understand. Humans don't understand animal launguage.
Anyway, on with my completely pointless fic:
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(Epona's POV)
I was walking around in the forest, with Link on my back. We just rode out of Hyrule, and are now in this umm... forest. Woah, this place is creeping me out... it's too quiet... toooooo quiiieeet. I then stopped walking, allowing Link to look around this creepy place. I then saw a fairy, no, two fairies. Hey, they're coming this way... OUCH!! The stupid fairies hit my head!! Why I outta... hey, I just realized that Link fell off me!! Oopsies.
"Oww..."
Then there was an awkward silence. I think Link's unconcious. Hey, wuzzat? It looks like skull kid... how do I know it's skull kid, you ask? I dunno, I just... know, and he's wearing this weird mask too. What is he doing? Stealing Link's valuables? ... that's Link's ocarina!! Oh well. What can I do? I sighed and watched on as the Skull Kid and the two fairies played with the gift that Zelda gave to Link. Skull Kid put his mouth to the mouthpiece and blew. Oh, how unsanitary!!
"Oooh, cool, don't you think, Tael?" Skull Kid giggled and blew some more.
"Yeah! Hey, can I try it?" Tael, the purple fairy, asked excitedly.
"No way, Tael!! What if you break it?" Tatl, the white fairy said.
The Skull Kid giggled some more. He giggles weirdly. Weirdly... is that even a word? Ahh who cares. Then I saw Link get up. OH GODDESSES, HE'S ALIVE! COOLY OOLY STUFF! I wish I could communicate with humans. Link tried to leap on the Skull Kid but- hey, where is he? AHHHHHH!!! HE'S ON MY BACK!! GAAAAAAAHHH!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! HELP MEEEE!! Ok, that's it!! I'm gonna run!! Ha ha ha ha ha... I'm tired!! Wha?
Link's on my leg!
I reared up again and tried to get Skull Kid off but he wouldn't budge! I turned a corner and saw Link being thrown off me. Oh great, now I'm stuck with skull guy person here!! I started running again and fell through a hole in the ground. And I landed on the floor with a "thud" Oww, my poor horse muscles...
"You're such a stupid horse! You don't listen to anything I say!" Skull Kid screamed. God, he sounded like a girl. Wait, is he a girl!?
"I must get rid of you SOMEHOW before Link gets here."
I think not! I ran towards him and reared up, kicking my hooves. There was a special force field around him and I couldn't get to hurt that stupid little imp. ARGH!! Stupid little- "What should we do with him, Skull Kid?" Tatl, the annoyingly stupid fairy, who interupted my thoughts, asked.
"Tatl, it's a HER, Not a him! Anyway, I think we should just let HER go for a while. I mean, what could SHE do?" Tael suggested, while looking at Tatl.
"All right, I get the point!" screamed Tatl.
Skull Kid scratched his head and thought about it. "Yes, that seems okay, I guess. But only for three days."
Woo hoo!! I'm going to be freeeee!! ... THREE DAYS ONLY?!?! AWWWWWW!! ... oh crap, what about Link? Then, I saw a blinding flash and suddenly, I'm in a big field! Oooh, cool. There's so many plants... why is that place over the full of sand? I better check this place out. First, I went to a big tree, where there was an incredibly poorly drawn picture of Skull Kid, I think. It's so ugly, that I don't know what it is! I wonder what's in here.
I walked past the tree and it's drawing and found another tree, which was surrounded by bats. Ooooh, looky!! There's a heart in there!! I hope Link gets it. So, I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking... umm... what the hell?!
I stared up at the small man who was wearing all green, up in the air with a red ballon in his backpack. He reminds me of Link... except he's old. He's REALLY OLD!! I mean, older that Link. He looks about, what, 40? O_o;;; Why the hell would a grown man wear kokirish clothing?! I'm gonna ask that bat over there.
"Hey, you! You, the black bat over there!!", I neighed to them. "Which one?", asked one of the bats. "You! The one who's talking to me right now." "Oh, okay!", it screeched. Then it flew over to me and I realized that it was a bad bat, the kind that attacks you.
"AHHHH!! A BAD BAT!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!"
"I'm not THAT bad!!" the tiny animal said. "I only attack humans."
"Then, how come in Hyrule, they attack animals, too?"
"Well, that's in Hyrule."
"Good point. Wait, that's Hyrule? Then, where is this?"
"This is Termina."
"Umm, okay."
"So, what do you need?"
"Oh yeah. Who is that guy? Over there." I made a gesture by moving my head to the direction of where the wannabe Kokiri was.
"Him? He's Tingle. That's all I know about him. Everytime there's people who go through here, he says, 'Hello! I'm Tingle!' and then does a freaky dance."
"o_O Uhh, okaaay... do you think that you could pop his ballon so I can talk to him?"
"I don't know what you mean by talking, but... sure. I'll pop that ballon of his."
I saw the small black bat fly over to 'Tingle's ballon and take a bit out of it. The wannabe screamed and fell to the ground, landing on his feet. Aww, that sucks. I casually walked up to him and nudged him. He looked at me- AHHH!! SCARY PERSON!! Okay, calm down, Epona, calm down. I sighed as he gasped. "Oh my! A cute little horsie!" Tingle squeaked out. What is he doing? GAH!! HE'S ON MY BACK!! I reared up again and Tingle fell to the ground easily. Man, he is much easier than that skull guy.
"Aww, it doesn't like me. ;_; Oh well. Let me introduce myself! I am Tingle, a forest fairy! Although I am already 35 years old, no fairy has come to me yet. My father tells me to grow up, but I musn't give up my hopes! Tingle, Tingle, Kaloo-Limpah!! Those are the reincarnation words of a fairy! DON'T STEAL THEM!!"
I was wrong. He's younger than 40, but he looks like a 60 year old with all those wrinkles. I sweatdropped and watched as the little man went up into the sky again with a brand new ballon. As I trotted over back to the entrance, the black bat flew in front of me and I stopped. "Hey, so what did he say?" the tiny creature asked me.
"He said that he was a forest fairy, that he was 35, his dad is still alive, he believes that he's a Kokiri, and that he wants a fairy."
"That guy has problems..." although this bat was so small, I could still see him shake his head.
"Tell me about it. Hey, I never got your name."
"It's Jack. What's yours?"
"Epona."
"Well, nice meeting you, Epona! See you next time."
Jack flew back to the tree and I feel as if I made a new friend!! Hee hee!! Cool, my first friend in the land of... hey, what's this place's name again? Oh yeah, Termina. As I exited, I looked to my left and saw another entrance to another place!! Oooh, yay! I walked up to the sign and sighed. Wow, I've been sighing a lot today... I wish I could read english writing. I decided to enter that place anyway.
Once I got in, the words, "Milk Road" were on the walls of the new place that I have just entered. Do you know how I knew? The only letters that I know from the english alphabet is m, i, l, k, r, o, a, and d. I turned left at the entrance and entered another part of this 'Termina'. There were 2 people there... who looked EXACTLY like Ingo! I shuddered at the thought of that horrid man and left that place before they saw me. Eww, Ingo... AHH!! HORRID NAME!!
I started to canter and I accidentally bumped into the wall. I fell down on one of the grass patches and they started to move. AHHH!! IT'S ALIVE!! THE GRASS IS ALIVE!! OH MY GODDESSES!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! I cautiously backed away from the moving grass patches and started hyperventilating.
"Calm down, Epona, it's okaaay..."
Suddenly, a small yellow creature popped out of the ground.
I started to panic and screamed, "O_O AHHHHHHHHH!! PIKACHU!! AWAY, CUR-SED CREATURE!! AWAY!!"
"I'M NOT A PIKACHU!!"
"Then, what are you?"
"I'm a keaton."
You've got to admit, if you did see Keaton for the first time, you'd swear that it was Pikachu. The resemblance is disturbing...
"Well, you look like Pikachu." I continued.
"What, do you see me screaming, "PIKACHU!! CHU!! PIKA!!" and shooting thunderbolts everywhere?"
"... oh yeah"
"My name is Korana."
"YOU'RE A GIRL?!"
"Umm... duh."
"... cool! My name is Epona. Hey, why are you just randomly coming out of moving grass patches?"
Korana shrugged. "I dunno, it's fun!!"
"Well, nice meeting you! Maybe I'll see you later, alright?"
"Okay, bye!"
So, I trotted out of Milk Road and now, I feel as if I had made ANOTHER new friend!! Woo hoo!! Good for little ol' me! Yay... anyway, so I trotted out of the road. Where should I go next? I think I should check out that place with all the sand and stuff. I started walking to that area when I realized something about the land. Wanna know what I realized?
WELL, I'M NOT TELLING!
Nah, I'll tell. Okay, everytime I cross a new area, the ground changes. Like, on one side, it's totally green, and on the other side, it's all sand. You people don't care about that stuff, so I'm gonna do something now. I jumped across the high fence and saw this place with a beautiful beach. The waters looked murky, though. Ewwww... there's nothing here.
How boring.
~*With Link*~
(In Link's POV)
"Grrr... of ALL things, why do I have to be a Deku?!" I asked myself aloud. "And why do I have to look for a piece of a stupid fairy?!"
"Hey! Don't say the Great Fairy's name in vain!" Tatl shouted and bonked me on the head.
"Oww!! Stop hitting me, it's not helping!!"
"Well, I'd stop only if you would stop saying bad things about the Great Fairy!"
I sighed and started off for East Clock Town, with Tatl following close behind. This was going to be a looong 3 days...
~*With Epona*~
(Back in Epona's POV)
Now what do I do? Blaaah... why don't I sing a song? Actually, I'll get outta this place, since there's nothing here anyway. I jumped the fence again and made my way towards the place with all the tall pillars and stuff... O_o Why is there a small rat with a bomb on the edge of it's tail?!
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Sorry if it wasn't really good because I'm trying to write what Epona is really thinking. It's not like she would use fancy words like, controversial, persuasive, interaction, and other stuff like that. So... that sucked. WHY ON EARTH DID I EVER WRITE THIS?!?! GAAAAAHHH!! Tell you what, if I get 10 flames, from different people of course, then I'll take this down. *sigh* Please R+R and tell me what you really think of this fic...
~LilFilipinoGurl
Oh greeat, another one of my STUPID fanfics. You all wanna get outta here now, huh? *sees reader move the mouse button* AH AH AH!! NO YOU DON'T!! *grabs hand and puts it in a plastic bag o.O* Hehe. Now that you've gone here, THERE'S NO ESCAPE!! MWAHAHAHEHEHAHAHEHAHA!! *cough cough wheeze hack* *ahem*
Things you need to know:
1.) This fic will MOSTLY be in Epona's point of view, okay?
2.) The setting is in Majora's Mask.
3.) Umm, if you wanna flame, go right ahead. I'll give it to Ruto.
4.) Just because the animals are talking to eachother doesn't mean that the humans can understand. Humans don't understand animal launguage.
Anyway, on with my completely pointless fic:
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(Epona's POV)
I was walking around in the forest, with Link on my back. We just rode out of Hyrule, and are now in this umm... forest. Woah, this place is creeping me out... it's too quiet... toooooo quiiieeet. I then stopped walking, allowing Link to look around this creepy place. I then saw a fairy, no, two fairies. Hey, they're coming this way... OUCH!! The stupid fairies hit my head!! Why I outta... hey, I just realized that Link fell off me!! Oopsies.
"Oww..."
Then there was an awkward silence. I think Link's unconcious. Hey, wuzzat? It looks like skull kid... how do I know it's skull kid, you ask? I dunno, I just... know, and he's wearing this weird mask too. What is he doing? Stealing Link's valuables? ... that's Link's ocarina!! Oh well. What can I do? I sighed and watched on as the Skull Kid and the two fairies played with the gift that Zelda gave to Link. Skull Kid put his mouth to the mouthpiece and blew. Oh, how unsanitary!!
"Oooh, cool, don't you think, Tael?" Skull Kid giggled and blew some more.
"Yeah! Hey, can I try it?" Tael, the purple fairy, asked excitedly.
"No way, Tael!! What if you break it?" Tatl, the white fairy said.
The Skull Kid giggled some more. He giggles weirdly. Weirdly... is that even a word? Ahh who cares. Then I saw Link get up. OH GODDESSES, HE'S ALIVE! COOLY OOLY STUFF! I wish I could communicate with humans. Link tried to leap on the Skull Kid but- hey, where is he? AHHHHHH!!! HE'S ON MY BACK!! GAAAAAAAHHH!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! HELP MEEEE!! Ok, that's it!! I'm gonna run!! Ha ha ha ha ha... I'm tired!! Wha?
Link's on my leg!
I reared up again and tried to get Skull Kid off but he wouldn't budge! I turned a corner and saw Link being thrown off me. Oh great, now I'm stuck with skull guy person here!! I started running again and fell through a hole in the ground. And I landed on the floor with a "thud" Oww, my poor horse muscles...
"You're such a stupid horse! You don't listen to anything I say!" Skull Kid screamed. God, he sounded like a girl. Wait, is he a girl!?
"I must get rid of you SOMEHOW before Link gets here."
I think not! I ran towards him and reared up, kicking my hooves. There was a special force field around him and I couldn't get to hurt that stupid little imp. ARGH!! Stupid little- "What should we do with him, Skull Kid?" Tatl, the annoyingly stupid fairy, who interupted my thoughts, asked.
"Tatl, it's a HER, Not a him! Anyway, I think we should just let HER go for a while. I mean, what could SHE do?" Tael suggested, while looking at Tatl.
"All right, I get the point!" screamed Tatl.
Skull Kid scratched his head and thought about it. "Yes, that seems okay, I guess. But only for three days."
Woo hoo!! I'm going to be freeeee!! ... THREE DAYS ONLY?!?! AWWWWWW!! ... oh crap, what about Link? Then, I saw a blinding flash and suddenly, I'm in a big field! Oooh, cool. There's so many plants... why is that place over the full of sand? I better check this place out. First, I went to a big tree, where there was an incredibly poorly drawn picture of Skull Kid, I think. It's so ugly, that I don't know what it is! I wonder what's in here.
I walked past the tree and it's drawing and found another tree, which was surrounded by bats. Ooooh, looky!! There's a heart in there!! I hope Link gets it. So, I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking... umm... what the hell?!
I stared up at the small man who was wearing all green, up in the air with a red ballon in his backpack. He reminds me of Link... except he's old. He's REALLY OLD!! I mean, older that Link. He looks about, what, 40? O_o;;; Why the hell would a grown man wear kokirish clothing?! I'm gonna ask that bat over there.
"Hey, you! You, the black bat over there!!", I neighed to them. "Which one?", asked one of the bats. "You! The one who's talking to me right now." "Oh, okay!", it screeched. Then it flew over to me and I realized that it was a bad bat, the kind that attacks you.
"AHHHH!! A BAD BAT!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!"
"I'm not THAT bad!!" the tiny animal said. "I only attack humans."
"Then, how come in Hyrule, they attack animals, too?"
"Well, that's in Hyrule."
"Good point. Wait, that's Hyrule? Then, where is this?"
"This is Termina."
"Umm, okay."
"So, what do you need?"
"Oh yeah. Who is that guy? Over there." I made a gesture by moving my head to the direction of where the wannabe Kokiri was.
"Him? He's Tingle. That's all I know about him. Everytime there's people who go through here, he says, 'Hello! I'm Tingle!' and then does a freaky dance."
"o_O Uhh, okaaay... do you think that you could pop his ballon so I can talk to him?"
"I don't know what you mean by talking, but... sure. I'll pop that ballon of his."
I saw the small black bat fly over to 'Tingle's ballon and take a bit out of it. The wannabe screamed and fell to the ground, landing on his feet. Aww, that sucks. I casually walked up to him and nudged him. He looked at me- AHHH!! SCARY PERSON!! Okay, calm down, Epona, calm down. I sighed as he gasped. "Oh my! A cute little horsie!" Tingle squeaked out. What is he doing? GAH!! HE'S ON MY BACK!! I reared up again and Tingle fell to the ground easily. Man, he is much easier than that skull guy.
"Aww, it doesn't like me. ;_; Oh well. Let me introduce myself! I am Tingle, a forest fairy! Although I am already 35 years old, no fairy has come to me yet. My father tells me to grow up, but I musn't give up my hopes! Tingle, Tingle, Kaloo-Limpah!! Those are the reincarnation words of a fairy! DON'T STEAL THEM!!"
I was wrong. He's younger than 40, but he looks like a 60 year old with all those wrinkles. I sweatdropped and watched as the little man went up into the sky again with a brand new ballon. As I trotted over back to the entrance, the black bat flew in front of me and I stopped. "Hey, so what did he say?" the tiny creature asked me.
"He said that he was a forest fairy, that he was 35, his dad is still alive, he believes that he's a Kokiri, and that he wants a fairy."
"That guy has problems..." although this bat was so small, I could still see him shake his head.
"Tell me about it. Hey, I never got your name."
"It's Jack. What's yours?"
"Epona."
"Well, nice meeting you, Epona! See you next time."
Jack flew back to the tree and I feel as if I made a new friend!! Hee hee!! Cool, my first friend in the land of... hey, what's this place's name again? Oh yeah, Termina. As I exited, I looked to my left and saw another entrance to another place!! Oooh, yay! I walked up to the sign and sighed. Wow, I've been sighing a lot today... I wish I could read english writing. I decided to enter that place anyway.
Once I got in, the words, "Milk Road" were on the walls of the new place that I have just entered. Do you know how I knew? The only letters that I know from the english alphabet is m, i, l, k, r, o, a, and d. I turned left at the entrance and entered another part of this 'Termina'. There were 2 people there... who looked EXACTLY like Ingo! I shuddered at the thought of that horrid man and left that place before they saw me. Eww, Ingo... AHH!! HORRID NAME!!
I started to canter and I accidentally bumped into the wall. I fell down on one of the grass patches and they started to move. AHHH!! IT'S ALIVE!! THE GRASS IS ALIVE!! OH MY GODDESSES!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! I cautiously backed away from the moving grass patches and started hyperventilating.
"Calm down, Epona, it's okaaay..."
Suddenly, a small yellow creature popped out of the ground.
I started to panic and screamed, "O_O AHHHHHHHHH!! PIKACHU!! AWAY, CUR-SED CREATURE!! AWAY!!"
"I'M NOT A PIKACHU!!"
"Then, what are you?"
"I'm a keaton."
You've got to admit, if you did see Keaton for the first time, you'd swear that it was Pikachu. The resemblance is disturbing...
"Well, you look like Pikachu." I continued.
"What, do you see me screaming, "PIKACHU!! CHU!! PIKA!!" and shooting thunderbolts everywhere?"
"... oh yeah"
"My name is Korana."
"YOU'RE A GIRL?!"
"Umm... duh."
"... cool! My name is Epona. Hey, why are you just randomly coming out of moving grass patches?"
Korana shrugged. "I dunno, it's fun!!"
"Well, nice meeting you! Maybe I'll see you later, alright?"
"Okay, bye!"
So, I trotted out of Milk Road and now, I feel as if I had made ANOTHER new friend!! Woo hoo!! Good for little ol' me! Yay... anyway, so I trotted out of the road. Where should I go next? I think I should check out that place with all the sand and stuff. I started walking to that area when I realized something about the land. Wanna know what I realized?
WELL, I'M NOT TELLING!
Nah, I'll tell. Okay, everytime I cross a new area, the ground changes. Like, on one side, it's totally green, and on the other side, it's all sand. You people don't care about that stuff, so I'm gonna do something now. I jumped across the high fence and saw this place with a beautiful beach. The waters looked murky, though. Ewwww... there's nothing here.
How boring.
~*With Link*~
(In Link's POV)
"Grrr... of ALL things, why do I have to be a Deku?!" I asked myself aloud. "And why do I have to look for a piece of a stupid fairy?!"
"Hey! Don't say the Great Fairy's name in vain!" Tatl shouted and bonked me on the head.
"Oww!! Stop hitting me, it's not helping!!"
"Well, I'd stop only if you would stop saying bad things about the Great Fairy!"
I sighed and started off for East Clock Town, with Tatl following close behind. This was going to be a looong 3 days...
~*With Epona*~
(Back in Epona's POV)
Now what do I do? Blaaah... why don't I sing a song? Actually, I'll get outta this place, since there's nothing here anyway. I jumped the fence again and made my way towards the place with all the tall pillars and stuff... O_o Why is there a small rat with a bomb on the edge of it's tail?!
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Sorry if it wasn't really good because I'm trying to write what Epona is really thinking. It's not like she would use fancy words like, controversial, persuasive, interaction, and other stuff like that. So... that sucked. WHY ON EARTH DID I EVER WRITE THIS?!?! GAAAAAHHH!! Tell you what, if I get 10 flames, from different people of course, then I'll take this down. *sigh* Please R+R and tell me what you really think of this fic...
~LilFilipinoGurl