Disclaimer: Yes, no, maybe so, I dunno!!
Oh my dear lordy!! You ACTUALLY liked it!!! O_o How is that possible? Well, since I got some reviews, I'll continue this!! Okay, here we go!!
Things you need to know:
1.) This fic will MOSTLY be in Epona's point of view, okay?
2.) The setting is in Majora's Mask.
3.) Umm, if you wanna flame, go right ahead. I'll give it to *shudder* Ruto.
4.) Just because the animals are talking to eachother doesn't mean that the humans can understand. Humans don't understand animal language.
Just reminding you...
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(Epona's POV)
"Hey!! You!! Come here!!" I shouted to the small rat with a bomb on it's tail.
"Who, me?" it asked, with it's highly annoying voice.
"Yes."
"Okay!"
It started to run towards me, with a scary look on it's face. Actually, it ALWAYS had a scary look on it's face. Ooooh, creeepy. "So, little thingy, what's your name?" I asked as sweetly as I could, although it was hard to say something in a sweet manner to a rat with a deadly weapon attached to it.
"My name? Oh, it's Kokohakiwadalamina!!" it shouted gleefully.
O_o Now, how am I supposed to remember and say that? "Umm, why don't I call you... Koko instead?"
"Sure!!" I don't know why, but it was extremely happy.
"Why are you extremely happy?"
"Well, it's because I'm gonna explode ANY SECOND NOW!!"
"WHAT?!?!"
I practically panicked. Then, the bomb start to glow pink and red. I galloped as fast as I can away from Koko and there was an explosion. Ahh, my poor ears!!! I wonder if Koko is okay... but I don't think he is... I might as well check. I trotted over to where the explosion was and scanned the area. Then, right before my eyes, Koko just appeared out of nowhere!! "Hi! Remember me? I never got your name!! What's your name?!" Koko asked excitedly. "But... how?" I stuttered.
"Oh, being revived? I explode every 15 minutes and then I get to live again!!!"
"O_o;;; Now THAT'S strange..."
"So what's your name?"
"My name is Epona."
"Oooh, you gots a pretty name!!"
"Thanks, I guess. Hey, can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot!"
"Okay. Where does that path lead to?" I asked curiously, nodding my head towards the path with real bombchus in every corner.
"There? It leads to the graveyard and Stone Tower!!"
"Thank you!! Oops, 15 minutes are almost up!! Bye, see ya around uhh... oh yeah, Termina!!"
"Right!! Bye!!", and with that, the little bombchu exploded. It must be a hard life to be exploding every 15 minutes. I wonder if it hurts? Oh well, I'll never find out, unless I'm a bombchu. I trotted in the way of the path and it lead me to MORE bombchus, each screaming "Kikikikoo!! Kikikikoo!!" Oh, how ANNOYING!! I looked towards the sky and realized that it was already night!! How can I not notice these things?!
The bombchus ran off somewhere and I was completely alone. No one heeere... all alooone... in the dark... AHHHH!!! I cantered towards the gate, jumped it and jumped the other fences that were in the way of my running. In my attempt to escape the darkness, I entered a graveyard. Oh greeeat, a GRAVEyard, with stalchildren- STALCHILDREN?!?! AHHHHH!!! Oh wait, they won't hurt me... they only hurt Link... hey, what ever happened to Link?
~*With Link and Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"C'mon!! Let me out!!" I shouted at the gaurd. Tatl just slapped her forehead and shook her head.
"Sorry, scrub, but you are way too young to go out into the feilds, especially when it's night!" the gaurd said.
"Fine!! I'll prove to you that I can protect myself!!" I started to blow up a snot bubble. What a weird attack, an attack coming out of my nose? Eww... how do Dekus live like this?! Yeah so, I charged up my snot bubble and shot one at the gaurd.
"Eww!! Deku, go back to your mommy and stop bothering me!!", the gaurd said to me.
Fine. I'll do what he says. Just once. I gladly walked away from the gaurd with Tatl following me. Ooooh, once I get my sword, that gaurd is GROUND BEEF!!
"Oh yeah, like SNOT will kill your enemies?" Tatl annoyingly informed me.
"At LEAST I have an attack, not like you who just flies around my head not even HELPING me!!" I screamed. Man, and I thought no one could be as worse as Navi... actually, Navi was better because she didn't have a STUPID bell that rings EVERY FRIGGIN' MINUTE!!
(No one's POV)
WELL!! Link sure has a temper... hehe... it's me!! The author!! Okay, so just continue reading the story.
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
I hope Link is okay... I'm gonna go hang out with the skeleton people!! I mean, what could they do to me? I walked towards the fire and all the stalchildren looked at me with those freaky red eyes.
"Umm, hi?"
"WHO ARE YOU?!?!", one of the stalchildren practically threatened me. "Hey! I won't do anything! Can I just hang out?" I asked sweetly, again. "NO!!" all three of the skeletion kids screamed at me. I walked away from them. Damn, how crabby can they get? All I wanted to do was just hang out until morning, and they threaten me!! How rude... I continued walking until another stalkid jumped down from the tree.
"AHHH!!" I neighed. "Hi! My name is Petua. What's yours?" a loud, but friendly male voice came from it. "U-umm... my name is Epona. Do you know where I can stay for the night? I'm afraid to travel around here while the dead thingies try to get me." "Okay, follow me." Petua led me to a tree near by and told me to sit down. Since I'm a horse, I just lied down on the grass. "Are you sure it's safe here?" I asked uncomfortably.
"Yeah."
"Okay, if you say so. Hey why are you nicer than the others?" I asked. I have so many questions about this world. "Well, it's because they are the aggresive soldiers," he said while pointing to the mad trio that I had been with earlier, "and those are the polite soldiers." he said while pointing to himself, a stalkid swinging on a tree and another stalkid just walking around. "I won't be here when you wake up. I'm here only at night, so goodbye!" it said and walked away to join his comrades. I just stared at the two different groups of stalkids and fell asleep soon after.
The next morning, I woke up in a small cottage. Oh my goddesses!! Where am I?! Did someone kidnap me?!! I mean, horsenap me? AHHHHH!!! LINK!! HELP MEEEE!!! Wait... this looks like an innocent cottage... it doesn't look like a kid- err, horsenapper's place. After 10 minutes of looking around the room I was in, a man with a... strange, yeah, that's it, a strange face came into the room with a bowl in his hands.
"Oh, you're awake. C'mere girl."
I studied him a little bit before deciding to come to him. He looks like a nice man... he won't do anything to me... I hope. I hope my instincts are right. I walked cautiously towards him. The old man put the bowl down and introduced himself. Apparently, his name is Dampe and he's a gravekeeper. Why would anyone want to work here? Doesn't he get scared? He must be brave because if he wanted, he could retire, since he looks old enough.
I sniffed the bowl... oooh!! It smells gooooooood!! Mmmmm!! It must be food!! As I was about to take a big bite, my instincts kicked in again. I should take a small bite, just in case he's trying to poison me... wait, where did that thought come from? Stupid author... I took a small bite of what was in the bowl and chewed it carefully, making sure to taste everything and chewing hard enough the make sure that there are no pieces of glass or dangerous items inside. Where did THAT thought come from?! LILFILIPINOGURL, STOP MESSING ME UP!!
"Well, sorry!!", a mock angry female voice boomed from inside my head.
It's s'okay!! Hmm, the food is goooooood!! Yum!!! I started to chow down on the food and Dampe just looked on in wonder.
"I didn't know that such a timid and beautiful creature could eat that fast!" he said, chuckling. Of course I would be hungry! I haven't eaten in over a day!! Hey, I just realized that right now... I'm hungry!! Before I knew it, the food in the bowl is now nothingness. Nothingness... is that even a word? I sighed and pushed the bowl towards Dampe, indicating that I was finished. "What a good girl you are," he said, patting my neck. "I wonder who you belong to." Oh crap, is he gonna keep me?! I hope not!! I need to find Link! "Since I just found you outside there, then that must mean you're wild. I guess I'll let you go." Yes!! I'm gonna go!! Woo hoo!!
Dampe walked outside, motioning for me to follow him. I did so. The sun was shining brightly today... PERFECT FOR TRAVELING!! Yay, more traveling!! I just noticed that I have made many new friends, okay, let me count: Jack the bat, Korana the keaton, Kokohakiwadalamina, which I call Koko for short, the real bombchu, Petua the stalkid and Dampe the gravekeeper. That's about, 5 people in 2 days!! How cooooooool!!!
"Well, I guess you'll be going now. Visit me whenever you get hungry, or when you want some company, okay? Goodbye, wild one."
I nuzzled his chest and galloped off, Dampe waving goodbye behind me. He's a good person. I can't believe that he lives in a graveyard! It must be terrifying at night. Oh well. Now, where do I go? I exited the graveyard and looked up at the man with the glowing red eye. Woooah... just one eye? Termina sure is creeeeeeepy!!! I jumped the fence and all the fences that came after it and met up with Koko again.
"How many minutes do you have left, Koko?" I asked the screeching rat.
"Epona! Hi! Well, I've got... 5 seconds!!"
I galloped away as fast as I could once I heard the word 'seconds'. Then, there was another explosion behind me, and I wasn't as afraid as I was before. I waited 10 seconds, and Koko appeared out of nowhere again. I walked calmly towards him and asked him a question.
"Isn't it hard to live your life exploding every 15 minutes?!" I asked.
"Well, not really. In the first place, it hurts terribly, but only for a split second. When you are revived, the pain dissapears."
"Oh... did you know that you have a weapon named after you?"
"Which part, the Koko part or the bombchu part?"
"The bombchu."
"Really? COOL!!"
Hehe, I knew that he would get excited after hearing that.
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Oh wow!! Please don't flame, I got writer's block. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I have a poll today!!
Poll-
Where should Epona go next?
1.) TO THE SNOWY PLACE!! THE SNOWY PLAAAACE!! (Where the Gorons go? I dunno, you tell me.)
2.) DEKU PALACE!! (Epona will find a way to get there)
3.) PIRATES' COVE!! (Epona will find a way to get there)
4.) Somewhere else! (say where you want her to go)
5.) I DON'T FRIGGIN' CARE!! JUST STOP WRITING THIS STUPID STORY!!!! (don't pick this. ^_^;;)
You are all gonna pick #5, huh? PICK 5!! FIIIIIIIIIIIVE!! Nah, don't pick 5. Pick whatever!! Okay, bye bye!!
~LilFilipinoGurl
Oh my dear lordy!! You ACTUALLY liked it!!! O_o How is that possible? Well, since I got some reviews, I'll continue this!! Okay, here we go!!
Things you need to know:
1.) This fic will MOSTLY be in Epona's point of view, okay?
2.) The setting is in Majora's Mask.
3.) Umm, if you wanna flame, go right ahead. I'll give it to *shudder* Ruto.
4.) Just because the animals are talking to eachother doesn't mean that the humans can understand. Humans don't understand animal language.
Just reminding you...
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(Epona's POV)
"Hey!! You!! Come here!!" I shouted to the small rat with a bomb on it's tail.
"Who, me?" it asked, with it's highly annoying voice.
"Yes."
"Okay!"
It started to run towards me, with a scary look on it's face. Actually, it ALWAYS had a scary look on it's face. Ooooh, creeepy. "So, little thingy, what's your name?" I asked as sweetly as I could, although it was hard to say something in a sweet manner to a rat with a deadly weapon attached to it.
"My name? Oh, it's Kokohakiwadalamina!!" it shouted gleefully.
O_o Now, how am I supposed to remember and say that? "Umm, why don't I call you... Koko instead?"
"Sure!!" I don't know why, but it was extremely happy.
"Why are you extremely happy?"
"Well, it's because I'm gonna explode ANY SECOND NOW!!"
"WHAT?!?!"
I practically panicked. Then, the bomb start to glow pink and red. I galloped as fast as I can away from Koko and there was an explosion. Ahh, my poor ears!!! I wonder if Koko is okay... but I don't think he is... I might as well check. I trotted over to where the explosion was and scanned the area. Then, right before my eyes, Koko just appeared out of nowhere!! "Hi! Remember me? I never got your name!! What's your name?!" Koko asked excitedly. "But... how?" I stuttered.
"Oh, being revived? I explode every 15 minutes and then I get to live again!!!"
"O_o;;; Now THAT'S strange..."
"So what's your name?"
"My name is Epona."
"Oooh, you gots a pretty name!!"
"Thanks, I guess. Hey, can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot!"
"Okay. Where does that path lead to?" I asked curiously, nodding my head towards the path with real bombchus in every corner.
"There? It leads to the graveyard and Stone Tower!!"
"Thank you!! Oops, 15 minutes are almost up!! Bye, see ya around uhh... oh yeah, Termina!!"
"Right!! Bye!!", and with that, the little bombchu exploded. It must be a hard life to be exploding every 15 minutes. I wonder if it hurts? Oh well, I'll never find out, unless I'm a bombchu. I trotted in the way of the path and it lead me to MORE bombchus, each screaming "Kikikikoo!! Kikikikoo!!" Oh, how ANNOYING!! I looked towards the sky and realized that it was already night!! How can I not notice these things?!
The bombchus ran off somewhere and I was completely alone. No one heeere... all alooone... in the dark... AHHHH!!! I cantered towards the gate, jumped it and jumped the other fences that were in the way of my running. In my attempt to escape the darkness, I entered a graveyard. Oh greeeat, a GRAVEyard, with stalchildren- STALCHILDREN?!?! AHHHHH!!! Oh wait, they won't hurt me... they only hurt Link... hey, what ever happened to Link?
~*With Link and Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"C'mon!! Let me out!!" I shouted at the gaurd. Tatl just slapped her forehead and shook her head.
"Sorry, scrub, but you are way too young to go out into the feilds, especially when it's night!" the gaurd said.
"Fine!! I'll prove to you that I can protect myself!!" I started to blow up a snot bubble. What a weird attack, an attack coming out of my nose? Eww... how do Dekus live like this?! Yeah so, I charged up my snot bubble and shot one at the gaurd.
"Eww!! Deku, go back to your mommy and stop bothering me!!", the gaurd said to me.
Fine. I'll do what he says. Just once. I gladly walked away from the gaurd with Tatl following me. Ooooh, once I get my sword, that gaurd is GROUND BEEF!!
"Oh yeah, like SNOT will kill your enemies?" Tatl annoyingly informed me.
"At LEAST I have an attack, not like you who just flies around my head not even HELPING me!!" I screamed. Man, and I thought no one could be as worse as Navi... actually, Navi was better because she didn't have a STUPID bell that rings EVERY FRIGGIN' MINUTE!!
(No one's POV)
WELL!! Link sure has a temper... hehe... it's me!! The author!! Okay, so just continue reading the story.
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
I hope Link is okay... I'm gonna go hang out with the skeleton people!! I mean, what could they do to me? I walked towards the fire and all the stalchildren looked at me with those freaky red eyes.
"Umm, hi?"
"WHO ARE YOU?!?!", one of the stalchildren practically threatened me. "Hey! I won't do anything! Can I just hang out?" I asked sweetly, again. "NO!!" all three of the skeletion kids screamed at me. I walked away from them. Damn, how crabby can they get? All I wanted to do was just hang out until morning, and they threaten me!! How rude... I continued walking until another stalkid jumped down from the tree.
"AHHH!!" I neighed. "Hi! My name is Petua. What's yours?" a loud, but friendly male voice came from it. "U-umm... my name is Epona. Do you know where I can stay for the night? I'm afraid to travel around here while the dead thingies try to get me." "Okay, follow me." Petua led me to a tree near by and told me to sit down. Since I'm a horse, I just lied down on the grass. "Are you sure it's safe here?" I asked uncomfortably.
"Yeah."
"Okay, if you say so. Hey why are you nicer than the others?" I asked. I have so many questions about this world. "Well, it's because they are the aggresive soldiers," he said while pointing to the mad trio that I had been with earlier, "and those are the polite soldiers." he said while pointing to himself, a stalkid swinging on a tree and another stalkid just walking around. "I won't be here when you wake up. I'm here only at night, so goodbye!" it said and walked away to join his comrades. I just stared at the two different groups of stalkids and fell asleep soon after.
The next morning, I woke up in a small cottage. Oh my goddesses!! Where am I?! Did someone kidnap me?!! I mean, horsenap me? AHHHHH!!! LINK!! HELP MEEEE!!! Wait... this looks like an innocent cottage... it doesn't look like a kid- err, horsenapper's place. After 10 minutes of looking around the room I was in, a man with a... strange, yeah, that's it, a strange face came into the room with a bowl in his hands.
"Oh, you're awake. C'mere girl."
I studied him a little bit before deciding to come to him. He looks like a nice man... he won't do anything to me... I hope. I hope my instincts are right. I walked cautiously towards him. The old man put the bowl down and introduced himself. Apparently, his name is Dampe and he's a gravekeeper. Why would anyone want to work here? Doesn't he get scared? He must be brave because if he wanted, he could retire, since he looks old enough.
I sniffed the bowl... oooh!! It smells gooooooood!! Mmmmm!! It must be food!! As I was about to take a big bite, my instincts kicked in again. I should take a small bite, just in case he's trying to poison me... wait, where did that thought come from? Stupid author... I took a small bite of what was in the bowl and chewed it carefully, making sure to taste everything and chewing hard enough the make sure that there are no pieces of glass or dangerous items inside. Where did THAT thought come from?! LILFILIPINOGURL, STOP MESSING ME UP!!
"Well, sorry!!", a mock angry female voice boomed from inside my head.
It's s'okay!! Hmm, the food is goooooood!! Yum!!! I started to chow down on the food and Dampe just looked on in wonder.
"I didn't know that such a timid and beautiful creature could eat that fast!" he said, chuckling. Of course I would be hungry! I haven't eaten in over a day!! Hey, I just realized that right now... I'm hungry!! Before I knew it, the food in the bowl is now nothingness. Nothingness... is that even a word? I sighed and pushed the bowl towards Dampe, indicating that I was finished. "What a good girl you are," he said, patting my neck. "I wonder who you belong to." Oh crap, is he gonna keep me?! I hope not!! I need to find Link! "Since I just found you outside there, then that must mean you're wild. I guess I'll let you go." Yes!! I'm gonna go!! Woo hoo!!
Dampe walked outside, motioning for me to follow him. I did so. The sun was shining brightly today... PERFECT FOR TRAVELING!! Yay, more traveling!! I just noticed that I have made many new friends, okay, let me count: Jack the bat, Korana the keaton, Kokohakiwadalamina, which I call Koko for short, the real bombchu, Petua the stalkid and Dampe the gravekeeper. That's about, 5 people in 2 days!! How cooooooool!!!
"Well, I guess you'll be going now. Visit me whenever you get hungry, or when you want some company, okay? Goodbye, wild one."
I nuzzled his chest and galloped off, Dampe waving goodbye behind me. He's a good person. I can't believe that he lives in a graveyard! It must be terrifying at night. Oh well. Now, where do I go? I exited the graveyard and looked up at the man with the glowing red eye. Woooah... just one eye? Termina sure is creeeeeeepy!!! I jumped the fence and all the fences that came after it and met up with Koko again.
"How many minutes do you have left, Koko?" I asked the screeching rat.
"Epona! Hi! Well, I've got... 5 seconds!!"
I galloped away as fast as I could once I heard the word 'seconds'. Then, there was another explosion behind me, and I wasn't as afraid as I was before. I waited 10 seconds, and Koko appeared out of nowhere again. I walked calmly towards him and asked him a question.
"Isn't it hard to live your life exploding every 15 minutes?!" I asked.
"Well, not really. In the first place, it hurts terribly, but only for a split second. When you are revived, the pain dissapears."
"Oh... did you know that you have a weapon named after you?"
"Which part, the Koko part or the bombchu part?"
"The bombchu."
"Really? COOL!!"
Hehe, I knew that he would get excited after hearing that.
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Oh wow!! Please don't flame, I got writer's block. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I have a poll today!!
Poll-
Where should Epona go next?
1.) TO THE SNOWY PLACE!! THE SNOWY PLAAAACE!! (Where the Gorons go? I dunno, you tell me.)
2.) DEKU PALACE!! (Epona will find a way to get there)
3.) PIRATES' COVE!! (Epona will find a way to get there)
4.) Somewhere else! (say where you want her to go)
5.) I DON'T FRIGGIN' CARE!! JUST STOP WRITING THIS STUPID STORY!!!! (don't pick this. ^_^;;)
You are all gonna pick #5, huh? PICK 5!! FIIIIIIIIIIIVE!! Nah, don't pick 5. Pick whatever!! Okay, bye bye!!
~LilFilipinoGurl