Disclaimer: *yawn* Nope, Zelda belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto.
The winner of last time's poll is... THE SNOWY PLAACE!!! And just to please all my readers, *coughDekustarcough* Epona will also go to Pirate's Cooove!! Now, wouldn't THAT be interesting? Buuut, she will go there in the next chappy. Sorry, Dekustar (and others too).
Things you need to know:
1.) This fic will MOSTLY be in Epona's point of view, okay?
2.) The setting is in Majora's Mask.
3.) Umm, if you wanna flame, go right ahead. I'll give it to *shudder* Ruto.
4.) Just because the animals are talking to eachother doesn't mean that the humans can understand. Humans don't understand animal language.
That's getting annoying, huh? ^_^
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(Epona's POV)
"Okay, Koko, me gots to go nows!! Byes!!"
"Bye Eponawona!!"
I happily trotted away from Koko, then another explosion was heard from behind me. Ouch. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I'M IN A FREAKISHLY GOOD MOOD TODAAAY!! LALALALA!!!! I look up at the sky and see that the sun is shining brightly! As I said in the previous chapter, IT'S A PUUUUUURFECT DAY FOR TRAVELING!! Now, one thing... where do I go?
Oh, I know! I'll go to that snowy place over there! I point with my paw. Paw... I mean hoof!! ^_^ I canter canter canter to that place place place and see see see that I wanna wanna wanna lie down on the snow!! It looks so comfy. I lie down and take a short nap.
~*With Link*~
(Link's POV)
"I don't wanna be a scrub!! I don't wanna be a scrub!!" I shouted to the sky.
"What, are you praying to the Goddesses or something?" Tatl asked me.
"NO!"
"All right, don't scream."
"Sorry." Why a scrub?!?! Why not something a little better, like a Zora? Now that I'm caught up in this STUPID Hide-and-go-Seek game with a bunch of "Bombers" I CAN NEVER GET OUT!! ARGH!! I wanna become a human!!
"A HYLIAN!!" I shouted absentmindedly.
"Huh?" said the yellow-white fairy.
I sighed. "Forget it." Stupid 7-year-old game...
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
When I wake up, I find myself in the same spot! Good, no one horsenapped me. As I get up, I stretch and neigh loudly. I walk up the path and find a lot of ice blocking my way. -_- WHYY?!?!?!
Suddenly, two rock-like things with spikes coming out of their backs speed by me.
"GIVE ME MY TEDDY BEAR!!"
"HAHA!! YOU HAFTA CATCH ME FIRST!!"
The spikes ripped through the ice and smashed it, revealing more of the path for me to follow.
"THANK YOOOOUUUU!!" I shout at the rock-like things' backs.
"TEDDY BEAR!!!"
O_o All right then. So I continued up the path and find a whole lot of snow. The two rocks must have smashed the huge snow balls blocking my way. Thank the Goddesses that one of them stole the others' teddy bear. I continue and continue up the path and see a small brown cottage with a high roof. I walk up to the sign. Dammit, I wish I could read. I knock on the door with my hoof and nobody answers. Ugh, do I have to knock this door down?! I knock the door again, this time louder. And guess what was on the other side of the door...
A metal guy.
"NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH!!!" I neighed. ^_^
"Ugoh? Ugoh ugh!! Ugoh ugh ugoh!!" said the metal suit.
"Shaddap, you stupid deku stick!!" said another man who appeared from behind the metal suit. He was wearing blue arabic clothes... strange... arabic?! This is Termina, not India!! Jee-bus... why does the author like the word "Jee-bus" so much? I dunno, CAUSE IT SOUNDS FUNNY!!! GAAAAAAAAH!! *ahem* Anyway, the other man came up to me and clapped his hands together.
"Ahhh, what a beautiful horsie! Come in, come in." he said, gesturing to me that I should go in.
Ahh what the hell, what is he gonna do? So, I go in the cottage and find a frozen hearth, a couch, a coffee table, a counter and a room behind it... hmm, nice place... well kinda. It's better than the FRIGGIN' COLD!! I sat down near the fireplace, yes, there was a fireplace too... wait, is there? Oh well... LilFilipinoGurl is too lazy to check.
(A/N: ^_^;;;;)
Yeah, so I sit down near the fireplace and cuddle with the blanket there.
"Hey, deku stick!!" shouted the arabic-clothes wearing man. LilFilipinoGurl probably forgot the name that the guy calls him so she'll stick with deku stick.
(A/N: Jee-bus, Epona! Stop mentioning me here!)
There, you see? She said jee-bus!! Jee-bus!! I snicker and cuddle with the blanket more.
"Hey, deku stick!! Get this horse here some coffee!!"
"Ugoh, ugh ugho ugh!!" it replied.
"Shaddap you! Get it if I say so!!"
"Ugh..." the metal suited guy went to get some coffee... for me? I don't drink coffee... ahh well. "So, little one, how did you stumble upon here?" Now, how am I supposed to answer? I'm a freakin' horse! Whatever. I neighed and hesitantly went out of my blanket, pushed the door open and pointed my hoof to the direction of where I came from. "Ahh, very interesting. Do you belong to someone?" I nod. "INteresting... DEKU STICK!! WHERE'S THE STUPID COFFEE?!?!"
Metal suit came back in here with a cup of coffee in his hands. Hey, it's black. Black... black... black... whatever, I'm leaving! I gesture to Zubora, the arabic-wearing man that I'm leaving. He nods and drinks the coffee that was supposed to be mine. I venture out of the door, into the coldness. I remember something and come back in.
"What is it now?"
I walk towards the blanket and toss it over my back. Then I walk back outside.
Brrrr, it's cooooold.... it's a good thing I have this blanket! I continue walking and see a passage with another sign. I really need to learn how to read... I don't really care so I'll go in! I enter it and come up to many bridges and small lands. Okay then! So, I cross the bridge and stumble upon the first piece of land. As I get half through, a wolfos pops out.
I neigh loudly and the blanket fell down to the ground. I stick my ears back and bare my teeth. That's a warning that whoever is near me shouldn't come close, or I'll attack. And I'll tell you, I'm one tough cookie!! Cookies... I have a yearning for cookies!! AHH!! I narrowly dodge a wolfos' humongous (spelling?) claws and counter by kicking his stomach while he's on his hind legs.
"Grrr, you stupid pony!" it growled.
"Oh shut up, and I ain't no pony!" I yelled at the now furious wolfos. "Aren't you supposed to be tougher than me?!"
"Well... I dunno!! I just let you win!!" it growled again, this time, showing off his gigantic teeth.
"HA! I bet I can beat you any day!" I said, showing off by rearing up.
"You wish, you puny excuse for a horse!!"
HOW DARE HIM!!!
"Hey, DOG!! You wanna piece of me?!?! Then you got some!!!"
I neighed loudly again and galloped towards him, teeth bared, ears back and hoofs ready for attacking. I kicked him in his front left leg, but he unfortunatly bit a part of my left hind leg. I stumbled around and dodged his attacks for a while. I lured him to the edge of the small island, and when he attacked with his claws again, I jumped over/behind the wolfos and kicked him with my hind legs, letting the howling creature fall to the ground.
"YOU @#$%&* &@#$%!!! &*@#$!!! I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY!!!" he shouted.
"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, @#$%&*@!!! NOW GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, LOSER!!" I yelled, letting him run into the distance.
VICTORY!! VICTORY!! WOO HOO!! I WON IN A FIGHT WITH A WOLFOS!! VICTOOOOOOOOOOOORY!!! I did a little dance, and winced when I felt the pain shoot through my leg. Ouchies!! It hurts... I continue on to the next bridge, and onto another island, except smaller. I look up, and see...
Tingle.
*shudder* Oh hell no, not that wannabe Kokiri again...
"Hello horsie! We meet again, yes?" it shouted while deflating it's ballon. Oh well, might as well deal with the freak. "How are you? Now, let's see if you'll be more cooperative today!" again, the wannabe tried to mount me, but I just stepped back, letting it fall to it's face.
"Oww."
"I'm okay! Don't worry!" it said, standing up and brushing himself off. Umm... did it think that I worried? Why would anyone worry about a gay little freak like him? Stupid wannabe 35 year-old Kokiri... LINK IS THE BEST WANNABE IN DA HOUSE!!! HOMIE!!! *cough* DAMMIT, LILFILIPINOGURL!!
"Sorry! I thought it would be funny if you said that!" said a booming female voice from the inside of my head.
Brains are in my head! So are my eyeballs! Yeah, enough talk about body parts... eww. Where was I?
"The stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard." said the reader.
Oh yeah!! He is such a stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard. I snickered to myself and looked in horror as the wannabe was staring at me with some kind of dreamy gaze.
"Ooh, I just realized that you are the most hottest thing I've ever seen..." he said, while continuing to look at me with that stupid dreamy gaze.
Did he just say what I thought he said?!?!? Did he, a WANNABE KOKIRI RETARD, just say that I, EPONA, A REBEL HORSE, is the most hottest thing he's ever seen?!?!
"Kiss me baby!" it shouted.
OH MY GOD.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I RUN!! RUN AWAY FROM THE FREAK!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OH GOD NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY!!! EWWWWWWWWNESS!!! I RUN AWAY FROM THAT LOVESICK RETARD!! OH MY GOD, A HUMAN IN LOVE WITH A HORSE??!!? EWWWW!! NASTY!! LINK, SAVE ME!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD EWW!!
I continue running away... away...
{And I can run! Just as fast as I can!
To the middle of nowhere! To the middle of my frustrated fears,
and I swear! You're just like a pill! Instead of making me better!
You keep making me ill!! You keep making me ill!!}
Now, where did those "Pink" lyrics come from? Hmm, it must be the right moment...
(A/N: Oh yeah, and no, I DON'T OWN PINK OR THOSE LYRICS!!)
Okay then! I continue screaming. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
~*With Link*~
(Link's POV)
"ARGH!!! I WANNA GO BACK TO HYRULE!!! STUPID SKULLKID!! I'M GONNA GET HIM FOR SURE!!" I shouted at the top of my lungs while Tatl and I walk to the Observatory, or the Astral Observatory, whatever.
"Will you shut up?!" Tatl yelled, making me jump to my feet.
"Stupid skullkid..." I mumbled. "I HATE YOU, TATL!!"
"Why?"
"I dunno, I just do."
Tatl made a strange face and we reached the stairs. Pleeease bring me home... I wanna go home! Be hylian! Be me!!
BE HUMAN!!!
(No one's point of view)
Link sounds desperate. Back to the storay!
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
...
Wha? ... What happened... hey... why am I in this.. place... I try to get up, but... ow! Oh, my friggin' head... ooooh it hurts!! What did I do to it? Suddenly, a rock-like thing rolls up to me and gives me a bowl of water.
"Oh, hello creature! I saw you passed out near a tree."
Oh, so that's it! I must have knocked into the tree! Werd... werd? I meant weird. Werd... ehehheh... werd... AHAHA!! AHAHA!! *cough cough* Ooh, it's still cold in here... hey my blanket!! Where is it? MY BLANKIIIEEEE!! And it was my favorite color, red, too... WAAAA!!
Ahh well.
I stand up and stretch, looking around the place. It looks to be some kind of atrium... I guess... suddenly, an awful crying-like sound fills my sensitive ears. I neigh loudly and slink to the floor.
"What's wrong?" said the rock-like thing, which was actually a Goron.
"I don't know!! What's this sound?!?!" I asked out loud, knowing that this Goron probably won't understand me.
"That's just the baby crying. Don't worry, you'll get used to the sound."
Hey, did he just understand me?! Oh well, might as well ask him myself. "Hey, did you just understand what I said?" I asked.
"Yup."
I stand there, wide-eyed. The only things that can understand me are animals and enemies! Weird. "Wait, but *how* can you understand me? I mean, I'm a horse and you're a goron!" "I'm gifted." Well, that explains it... I guess, well I dunno, good enough reason. "What's your name anyway, horsie?" it asked me. "Epona. How about you?" "The name's Gitorma." "Umm, nice to me you!" "Right back 'atcha." I smiled at him and look around the place more.
"Man, this crying thing is annoying! Why aren't you or the other gorons complaining?"
"We are!" he said, pointing to the other gorons who were covering their ears and shaking their heads like maniacs.
"Oh... well, anyway, I'll be going now."
"Are you sure? It's getting dark outside."
"IT IS?!?! How long did I sleep?!"
"I dunno, about 5 hours."
"Wooooow...." I gaze at a wall, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!!
"Okay, so aren't you going?"
"Oh yeah! Nice meeting you, Gitorma! I hope that baby stops crying!" I shouted over the cries of the goron child.
"Me too!" it waved at me and I walked outside.
Phew! Finally, the sounds of the crying are gone! Once I step outside, the door behind me closes shut. I might as well look for my blanket... I'M SO FRIGGIN' COLD! I walk around the place where Goron's live... wow, it's all covered with snow... I don't think this is good for them. Oh well... I go up to the entrance of the city and exit. When I go back to the pieces of land, I carefully avoided the wannabe and went to that island where I fought the wolfos. Hey, what's that red thing near the tree? ... MY BLANKET!!
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Hey, Epona found her blanket!! Woo hoo!! Sorry, no poll today since I know what to do in the next chapter. Wow, I can't believe that people actually LIKE this fic! *laughs for no reason* I like to laugh, as you can tell! *laughs again* Yesh, so... wait for the next chapter! And while you're doing that, R+R my fic! Yes?
~LilFilipinoGurl
The winner of last time's poll is... THE SNOWY PLAACE!!! And just to please all my readers, *coughDekustarcough* Epona will also go to Pirate's Cooove!! Now, wouldn't THAT be interesting? Buuut, she will go there in the next chappy. Sorry, Dekustar (and others too).
Things you need to know:
1.) This fic will MOSTLY be in Epona's point of view, okay?
2.) The setting is in Majora's Mask.
3.) Umm, if you wanna flame, go right ahead. I'll give it to *shudder* Ruto.
4.) Just because the animals are talking to eachother doesn't mean that the humans can understand. Humans don't understand animal language.
That's getting annoying, huh? ^_^
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(Epona's POV)
"Okay, Koko, me gots to go nows!! Byes!!"
"Bye Eponawona!!"
I happily trotted away from Koko, then another explosion was heard from behind me. Ouch. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I'M IN A FREAKISHLY GOOD MOOD TODAAAY!! LALALALA!!!! I look up at the sky and see that the sun is shining brightly! As I said in the previous chapter, IT'S A PUUUUUURFECT DAY FOR TRAVELING!! Now, one thing... where do I go?
Oh, I know! I'll go to that snowy place over there! I point with my paw. Paw... I mean hoof!! ^_^ I canter canter canter to that place place place and see see see that I wanna wanna wanna lie down on the snow!! It looks so comfy. I lie down and take a short nap.
~*With Link*~
(Link's POV)
"I don't wanna be a scrub!! I don't wanna be a scrub!!" I shouted to the sky.
"What, are you praying to the Goddesses or something?" Tatl asked me.
"NO!"
"All right, don't scream."
"Sorry." Why a scrub?!?! Why not something a little better, like a Zora? Now that I'm caught up in this STUPID Hide-and-go-Seek game with a bunch of "Bombers" I CAN NEVER GET OUT!! ARGH!! I wanna become a human!!
"A HYLIAN!!" I shouted absentmindedly.
"Huh?" said the yellow-white fairy.
I sighed. "Forget it." Stupid 7-year-old game...
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
When I wake up, I find myself in the same spot! Good, no one horsenapped me. As I get up, I stretch and neigh loudly. I walk up the path and find a lot of ice blocking my way. -_- WHYY?!?!?!
Suddenly, two rock-like things with spikes coming out of their backs speed by me.
"GIVE ME MY TEDDY BEAR!!"
"HAHA!! YOU HAFTA CATCH ME FIRST!!"
The spikes ripped through the ice and smashed it, revealing more of the path for me to follow.
"THANK YOOOOUUUU!!" I shout at the rock-like things' backs.
"TEDDY BEAR!!!"
O_o All right then. So I continued up the path and find a whole lot of snow. The two rocks must have smashed the huge snow balls blocking my way. Thank the Goddesses that one of them stole the others' teddy bear. I continue and continue up the path and see a small brown cottage with a high roof. I walk up to the sign. Dammit, I wish I could read. I knock on the door with my hoof and nobody answers. Ugh, do I have to knock this door down?! I knock the door again, this time louder. And guess what was on the other side of the door...
A metal guy.
"NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH!!!" I neighed. ^_^
"Ugoh? Ugoh ugh!! Ugoh ugh ugoh!!" said the metal suit.
"Shaddap, you stupid deku stick!!" said another man who appeared from behind the metal suit. He was wearing blue arabic clothes... strange... arabic?! This is Termina, not India!! Jee-bus... why does the author like the word "Jee-bus" so much? I dunno, CAUSE IT SOUNDS FUNNY!!! GAAAAAAAAH!! *ahem* Anyway, the other man came up to me and clapped his hands together.
"Ahhh, what a beautiful horsie! Come in, come in." he said, gesturing to me that I should go in.
Ahh what the hell, what is he gonna do? So, I go in the cottage and find a frozen hearth, a couch, a coffee table, a counter and a room behind it... hmm, nice place... well kinda. It's better than the FRIGGIN' COLD!! I sat down near the fireplace, yes, there was a fireplace too... wait, is there? Oh well... LilFilipinoGurl is too lazy to check.
(A/N: ^_^;;;;)
Yeah, so I sit down near the fireplace and cuddle with the blanket there.
"Hey, deku stick!!" shouted the arabic-clothes wearing man. LilFilipinoGurl probably forgot the name that the guy calls him so she'll stick with deku stick.
(A/N: Jee-bus, Epona! Stop mentioning me here!)
There, you see? She said jee-bus!! Jee-bus!! I snicker and cuddle with the blanket more.
"Hey, deku stick!! Get this horse here some coffee!!"
"Ugoh, ugh ugho ugh!!" it replied.
"Shaddap you! Get it if I say so!!"
"Ugh..." the metal suited guy went to get some coffee... for me? I don't drink coffee... ahh well. "So, little one, how did you stumble upon here?" Now, how am I supposed to answer? I'm a freakin' horse! Whatever. I neighed and hesitantly went out of my blanket, pushed the door open and pointed my hoof to the direction of where I came from. "Ahh, very interesting. Do you belong to someone?" I nod. "INteresting... DEKU STICK!! WHERE'S THE STUPID COFFEE?!?!"
Metal suit came back in here with a cup of coffee in his hands. Hey, it's black. Black... black... black... whatever, I'm leaving! I gesture to Zubora, the arabic-wearing man that I'm leaving. He nods and drinks the coffee that was supposed to be mine. I venture out of the door, into the coldness. I remember something and come back in.
"What is it now?"
I walk towards the blanket and toss it over my back. Then I walk back outside.
Brrrr, it's cooooold.... it's a good thing I have this blanket! I continue walking and see a passage with another sign. I really need to learn how to read... I don't really care so I'll go in! I enter it and come up to many bridges and small lands. Okay then! So, I cross the bridge and stumble upon the first piece of land. As I get half through, a wolfos pops out.
I neigh loudly and the blanket fell down to the ground. I stick my ears back and bare my teeth. That's a warning that whoever is near me shouldn't come close, or I'll attack. And I'll tell you, I'm one tough cookie!! Cookies... I have a yearning for cookies!! AHH!! I narrowly dodge a wolfos' humongous (spelling?) claws and counter by kicking his stomach while he's on his hind legs.
"Grrr, you stupid pony!" it growled.
"Oh shut up, and I ain't no pony!" I yelled at the now furious wolfos. "Aren't you supposed to be tougher than me?!"
"Well... I dunno!! I just let you win!!" it growled again, this time, showing off his gigantic teeth.
"HA! I bet I can beat you any day!" I said, showing off by rearing up.
"You wish, you puny excuse for a horse!!"
HOW DARE HIM!!!
"Hey, DOG!! You wanna piece of me?!?! Then you got some!!!"
I neighed loudly again and galloped towards him, teeth bared, ears back and hoofs ready for attacking. I kicked him in his front left leg, but he unfortunatly bit a part of my left hind leg. I stumbled around and dodged his attacks for a while. I lured him to the edge of the small island, and when he attacked with his claws again, I jumped over/behind the wolfos and kicked him with my hind legs, letting the howling creature fall to the ground.
"YOU @#$%&* &@#$%!!! &*@#$!!! I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY!!!" he shouted.
"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, @#$%&*@!!! NOW GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, LOSER!!" I yelled, letting him run into the distance.
VICTORY!! VICTORY!! WOO HOO!! I WON IN A FIGHT WITH A WOLFOS!! VICTOOOOOOOOOOOORY!!! I did a little dance, and winced when I felt the pain shoot through my leg. Ouchies!! It hurts... I continue on to the next bridge, and onto another island, except smaller. I look up, and see...
Tingle.
*shudder* Oh hell no, not that wannabe Kokiri again...
"Hello horsie! We meet again, yes?" it shouted while deflating it's ballon. Oh well, might as well deal with the freak. "How are you? Now, let's see if you'll be more cooperative today!" again, the wannabe tried to mount me, but I just stepped back, letting it fall to it's face.
"Oww."
"I'm okay! Don't worry!" it said, standing up and brushing himself off. Umm... did it think that I worried? Why would anyone worry about a gay little freak like him? Stupid wannabe 35 year-old Kokiri... LINK IS THE BEST WANNABE IN DA HOUSE!!! HOMIE!!! *cough* DAMMIT, LILFILIPINOGURL!!
"Sorry! I thought it would be funny if you said that!" said a booming female voice from the inside of my head.
Brains are in my head! So are my eyeballs! Yeah, enough talk about body parts... eww. Where was I?
"The stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard." said the reader.
Oh yeah!! He is such a stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard. I snickered to myself and looked in horror as the wannabe was staring at me with some kind of dreamy gaze.
"Ooh, I just realized that you are the most hottest thing I've ever seen..." he said, while continuing to look at me with that stupid dreamy gaze.
Did he just say what I thought he said?!?!? Did he, a WANNABE KOKIRI RETARD, just say that I, EPONA, A REBEL HORSE, is the most hottest thing he's ever seen?!?!
"Kiss me baby!" it shouted.
OH MY GOD.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I RUN!! RUN AWAY FROM THE FREAK!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OH GOD NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY!!! EWWWWWWWWNESS!!! I RUN AWAY FROM THAT LOVESICK RETARD!! OH MY GOD, A HUMAN IN LOVE WITH A HORSE??!!? EWWWW!! NASTY!! LINK, SAVE ME!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD EWW!!
I continue running away... away...
{And I can run! Just as fast as I can!
To the middle of nowhere! To the middle of my frustrated fears,
and I swear! You're just like a pill! Instead of making me better!
You keep making me ill!! You keep making me ill!!}
Now, where did those "Pink" lyrics come from? Hmm, it must be the right moment...
(A/N: Oh yeah, and no, I DON'T OWN PINK OR THOSE LYRICS!!)
Okay then! I continue screaming. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
~*With Link*~
(Link's POV)
"ARGH!!! I WANNA GO BACK TO HYRULE!!! STUPID SKULLKID!! I'M GONNA GET HIM FOR SURE!!" I shouted at the top of my lungs while Tatl and I walk to the Observatory, or the Astral Observatory, whatever.
"Will you shut up?!" Tatl yelled, making me jump to my feet.
"Stupid skullkid..." I mumbled. "I HATE YOU, TATL!!"
"Why?"
"I dunno, I just do."
Tatl made a strange face and we reached the stairs. Pleeease bring me home... I wanna go home! Be hylian! Be me!!
BE HUMAN!!!
(No one's point of view)
Link sounds desperate. Back to the storay!
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
...
Wha? ... What happened... hey... why am I in this.. place... I try to get up, but... ow! Oh, my friggin' head... ooooh it hurts!! What did I do to it? Suddenly, a rock-like thing rolls up to me and gives me a bowl of water.
"Oh, hello creature! I saw you passed out near a tree."
Oh, so that's it! I must have knocked into the tree! Werd... werd? I meant weird. Werd... ehehheh... werd... AHAHA!! AHAHA!! *cough cough* Ooh, it's still cold in here... hey my blanket!! Where is it? MY BLANKIIIEEEE!! And it was my favorite color, red, too... WAAAA!!
Ahh well.
I stand up and stretch, looking around the place. It looks to be some kind of atrium... I guess... suddenly, an awful crying-like sound fills my sensitive ears. I neigh loudly and slink to the floor.
"What's wrong?" said the rock-like thing, which was actually a Goron.
"I don't know!! What's this sound?!?!" I asked out loud, knowing that this Goron probably won't understand me.
"That's just the baby crying. Don't worry, you'll get used to the sound."
Hey, did he just understand me?! Oh well, might as well ask him myself. "Hey, did you just understand what I said?" I asked.
"Yup."
I stand there, wide-eyed. The only things that can understand me are animals and enemies! Weird. "Wait, but *how* can you understand me? I mean, I'm a horse and you're a goron!" "I'm gifted." Well, that explains it... I guess, well I dunno, good enough reason. "What's your name anyway, horsie?" it asked me. "Epona. How about you?" "The name's Gitorma." "Umm, nice to me you!" "Right back 'atcha." I smiled at him and look around the place more.
"Man, this crying thing is annoying! Why aren't you or the other gorons complaining?"
"We are!" he said, pointing to the other gorons who were covering their ears and shaking their heads like maniacs.
"Oh... well, anyway, I'll be going now."
"Are you sure? It's getting dark outside."
"IT IS?!?! How long did I sleep?!"
"I dunno, about 5 hours."
"Wooooow...." I gaze at a wall, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!!
"Okay, so aren't you going?"
"Oh yeah! Nice meeting you, Gitorma! I hope that baby stops crying!" I shouted over the cries of the goron child.
"Me too!" it waved at me and I walked outside.
Phew! Finally, the sounds of the crying are gone! Once I step outside, the door behind me closes shut. I might as well look for my blanket... I'M SO FRIGGIN' COLD! I walk around the place where Goron's live... wow, it's all covered with snow... I don't think this is good for them. Oh well... I go up to the entrance of the city and exit. When I go back to the pieces of land, I carefully avoided the wannabe and went to that island where I fought the wolfos. Hey, what's that red thing near the tree? ... MY BLANKET!!
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Hey, Epona found her blanket!! Woo hoo!! Sorry, no poll today since I know what to do in the next chapter. Wow, I can't believe that people actually LIKE this fic! *laughs for no reason* I like to laugh, as you can tell! *laughs again* Yesh, so... wait for the next chapter! And while you're doing that, R+R my fic! Yes?
~LilFilipinoGurl