Disclaimer: I don't own Epona, Zelda or anything related to that.
Sorry I haven't been updating. School's started. And Mr. Writer's Block wouldn't leave me alone. -_- On with the fic!
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My blanket! Yes! Yes! Wooooo!! I trot happily to my blanket, and fling it over my shoulder. Ooooh, the warmness! I grin like an idiot. Where shall I go next? Lemme see... I went to the Snowy Place, the Dead Place, the Forest Thingy Place, and the Water Place. Actually, I just realized that I didn't do much in the water place thingamajig. Well... I'LL GO THERE NOW!! I start walking out of the Snowy Place and luckily, no Wolfos popped out of the ground, like before.
They all must be scared of me. :)
Hehehehehe. Anyway, I continue walking, and finally get out into Termina Field! Wow... I think this is my 2nd day here in Termina. Oooh, INteresting! Eh, not really. As I walk back to the water place, a green thingy with spikes pops out of the ground. I stare in interest as it nears me.
"Muahahaha!! I will poke you with my spikes!"
"... No." I say; as I step on him, HARD and immediately kill the little green thing.
Green... green... I wonder how Link's doing?
(Link's POV)
"Can I go in?"
"Tell me the password!!"
"... Password?" I ask the little boy who was blocking the way to the observatory. Password? There's a password?
-Flashback-
"All right, we'll tell you the password!" Jim said, as he turned around to reveal a number. All the other bomber kids turned around and revealed their numbers.
"The password is 34152! Don't forget it!" Jim said as he and the others walked away.
-End of Flashback-
"OH YEAH!! The password is 32154!" I said proudly.
The boy stared at me. "That's wrong."
"Stupid Link! The password's 34152, not 32154!" Tatl screeched in my ear.
"OWWW!!" I yelled, and stumbled downstairs as the kid who was blocking the way moved aside. "Weird deku kid..." mumbled the child. He shrugged and went back to guarding the alley.
(Epona's POV)
"Now..." I said, as I looked around Great Bay. "... WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!"
"You're here to look around," said LilFilipinoGurl from out of nowhere.
"Okay!" I said. I look around. There's nothing but a small little building thingy out there in the ocean. I sigh.
"Isn't there like a secret here or something?!"
Suddenly, a killer whale rises up from the waters of the ocean. I take a step back, not wanting to face it's wrath. "Hehehe... SCARED of me, little horsie?" it asked. I shook my head no, because I seriously wasn't afraid of him. I was just surprised at a huge whale coming out of the waters of an ocean. "So, what is it do you want of me?" I asked it.
"Let me tell you my name. My name is Keiko."
"WOAH!! Keiko?! Aren't you the whale that played Willy in the killer whale movie thing?" I asked in awe.
"Yeah." it smiled, although you can't see it.
"So... why did you rise up?"
"You asked if there was anything interesting here. And there is. And I wanna show you!!"
"Really?!?!"
"Yeah!!"
"All right!!"
"Cool!!"
"Yaaaay!!"
"Get on my back!!"
"WHA?!"
"You heard me! Get on my back. I'll show you something."
"... Okay then!" I carefully climbed onto his back, being careful not to step on the blowhole. He started forward. "Whoa! Whoa! Not so fast!" I yelled, begging him to slow down before I get thrown off.
"Don't worry, if you get thrown off, I'll get ya back on right away!" I shuddered at the thought of being thrown into those waters. They look murky! And yucky! And not right! Sheesh!!
"Oh yeah, that was a big help." I said sarcastically. The whale smiled and swam to a wall. "Now what?" I asked. "I break this wall down," he said. "No way!! You can't break those rocks!" I argued. "No! I meant those wooden boards underwater! See?" he said, gesturing to four wooden walls underwater that have a skull painted on each one. "Wait... you're gonna bash through all four?!"
"No way, just the one on the left."
"BUT HOW ABOUT ME?! WILL I HAVE TO GO UNDERWATER?!"
"Nah, just wait on that rock over there." he swam to a piece of floating rock. I carefully stepped onto it. "Just wait here." He swam back and busted the wooden wall open. Through it was a passage.
"KEIKO!! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GO UNDERWATER?!"
"Well. You have to if you wanna see what's beyond there."
I gulped. I guess I do wanna see what's over there, because I started screaming Keiko's name and to get him to get me on him and through the underwater passage so I can see what's beyond there! Wow, what a run-on sentence! Oh wait, if I go underwater, my blanket will get wet!!! ... Ah well. I held on to my blanket with my teeth so it won't get away from me when we go underwater. So, again, I climbed on Keiko's back, and he went underwater. I closed my eyes and held my breath. Keiko swam through the passage swiftly and quickly. Soon, we were on the surface again, except we were not in the bay anymore. We were in a Fortress. And my blanket was soaking wet.
"... My blanket is wet. -_-" I said to him.
"Sorry Epona, can't do anything about that. Look around!" he replied. I looked around. Whoa.
"Wow!!! COOL!!! THIS WAS WORTH GETTING WET!!" I shouted, flinging my red blankie on my back. I leapt off Keiko and onto dry land, looking at the gigantic fortress. It reminded me of the Gerudo Fortress. Except this one is on water. There were two boats patrolling the outside of the water, and they had the same exact outfits as the Gerudos did! Man! It's just like everyone here is a clone of someone else in Hyrule!
"Yup!"
"Now what?"
"Buh bye!" Keiko said, diving back underwater. I gasped.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"'
Oh great. What am I gonna do now?! I look around, and see that a guard is paddling towards me in a boat. Uh oh... I back into a wall as she steps off the boat and onto land.
"Hm, what've we got here?" she asked aloud. Then she looked at me closer. "Why does she have a blanket on her back?"
This is my favorite blanket! Got a problem with it? She walked over to me and tied two ends of the blanket tightly together around my neck. It's a good thing that she didn't tie it too close to my throat or I'd be choking! "Heh, you look better like that. Your blanket won't fall off now that it's tied to you." I smiled at her. She seems nice. And I look like a superhero horse!! (Mr. Blankie makes it look like I have a cape! ^_^;;)
The Gerudo spoke again. "This seems like a fine young horse. I'll bring her to Aveil. Although I do not know why we would need a horse if we're in the middle of the ocean."
O_o Ooookay. The guard gestured for me to follow by stepping into the boat again and waving her hand. Oh well, I came here to explore, and explore I shall! So, I stepped onto the boat and off we went through a hidden passage that appeared out of nowhere in the wall. Another run-on sentence! Woo hoo! Eh.
The passage lead us to a canal where there was a looong platform to the left. She stepped off, so I stepped off and everyone on the world stepped off.
Wait, if everyone on the world stepped off, then they would be stepping off the world and fall into the never ending universe which is like a black hole and a never-ending bottom hole thingy because it has no end and it's space and space doesn't have a limit so that means there's more planets other than Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Pluto, Uranus, Neptune, Earth and Saturn but I don't know if the Moon is a planet cuz it's a moon and I heard that there's another planet behind Pluto so the scientists called it planet X and maybe Hyrule and Termina is on Planet X cuz it sure ain't on Earth cuz Earth has many continents which planet X probably doesn't have or maybe Termina, Hyrule and the other places Link went to are in a different dimension so that means I'm in a different dimension of where L-Gurl is cuz she's on Earth and Termina isn't on earth so that means if everyone on the world stepped off, they would end up here in Termina where I am and my name is Epona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Jeezus Epona!! You sure can think a lot!!' L-Gurl said. Oh wow, I never noticed that I thought a lot because I'm sure I was talking about planets a moment ago and I believe that-
'OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!' L-Gurl yelled again. Whoops. Sorry. ^_^;;;;;;
By the time I was finished thinking A LOT and L-Gurl finished yelling at me to shut up, I was actually walking through that whole time I was thinking! The guard left me in a huge chamber with chests and fancy carpets and decorations. Hm, must be Aveil's chamber... thing...! A dark-tanned gerudo wearing a pink-ish red gerudo uniform and had long red hair tied up in a high ponytail came walking towards me. She stopped and looked at me from every angle possible while standing up. She raised an eyebrow at the blanket tied around my neck. I'll have to get used to that... I just stood there. Then I sneezed. Stupid dust. This place must be old! Aveil straightened up and smiled. "Hm, very nice horse. She'll grow to be a very healthy mare."
I'm healthy! ^______^
"One thing I have to ask you, Rasha," Aveil asked, looking towards the guard that led me here.
"Yes, ma'am?"
"WHY ON EARTH DO WE NEED A HORSE?!?!?! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' OCEAN FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!" screamed Aveil. I backed away a few steps.
".... I'm sorry ma'am, I'll get her away as soon as possible!!!" said Rasha in a scared way, waving at me with her hand to follow her. I immediately did so and she led me to the canal with the boat again. Man, Aveil is SCARY when she's mad! Rasha started paddling like crazy through the hidden passage and to a different area of the fortress where there are platforms everywhere, not to mention guards everywhere too. It was shaped like a huge circle, and in the middle was a high tower with bridges leading possibly to other parts of the fortress.
"You can stay here with the other guards. They all love horses. Aveil won't notice. She's always cooped up in her room watching soap operas on her new T.V."
T.V.? Man. Gerudos here are getting advanced with all these tech-y stuff.
She dropped me off and paddled away, probably to the whole area where I met her. She probably must be guarding the outside fortress. I decided to explore... again. Wow, there are a lot of guards... a lot.... there's one... aaand another one.... aaaaaaand another guard! And many platforms too.
I looked up at the huge tower. I wanna go up there... I must find a way! Maybe hopping on those platforms one by one will do the trick! Good thing that my specialty is jumping cuz those platforms look high. Ehehehehe... hiiiiigh.... o_O Ahem, so I jumped on one of the platforms. Hey lookit, a hookshot target! Must be meant for something.... I hopped onto another platform, and another and another and another until I'm at a point where I have to jump a huge gap to get to the other side. Piece of cake. If I could jump the gap of the broken bridge in Gerudo Valley in Hyrule, then this is just TOO easy!
As I prepare to jump, I stop myself. But wait... I jumped the bridge when I was an adult horse.... ah well. I'll use everything I've got! I got prepared to jump the gap and there I go!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh, phew! I made it! With inches to spare. I need to practice jumping more. -_-;; Soooo, anyway, I continue jumping. Again. Aaaand again! FINALLY, I made it to the top! I start walking across the bridge. Yay. So exciting. When I get to the tower, I see the guard smiling at me. Hey, Terminian Gerudos DO like horses! I passed by her and continued walking around. Nothin' much to see here though...
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Woo hoo! Finished! ^_^ I have a POLL!! *waves happy flags*
Which place should our rebel horse go to next?
1- Shut up
2- You figure it out
3- The Zora's place!
4- Clock Town!
5- *glares*
Okay, take your pick! *sweatdrops*
~L-Gurl aka LilFilipinoGurl
P.S. - Do you like Epona's new look? You know, with the two ends of the blanket tied around her neck that makes it look like she has a cape? If I imagine it in my mind, it looks cute! ^_^;;
Sorry I haven't been updating. School's started. And Mr. Writer's Block wouldn't leave me alone. -_- On with the fic!
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My blanket! Yes! Yes! Wooooo!! I trot happily to my blanket, and fling it over my shoulder. Ooooh, the warmness! I grin like an idiot. Where shall I go next? Lemme see... I went to the Snowy Place, the Dead Place, the Forest Thingy Place, and the Water Place. Actually, I just realized that I didn't do much in the water place thingamajig. Well... I'LL GO THERE NOW!! I start walking out of the Snowy Place and luckily, no Wolfos popped out of the ground, like before.
They all must be scared of me. :)
Hehehehehe. Anyway, I continue walking, and finally get out into Termina Field! Wow... I think this is my 2nd day here in Termina. Oooh, INteresting! Eh, not really. As I walk back to the water place, a green thingy with spikes pops out of the ground. I stare in interest as it nears me.
"Muahahaha!! I will poke you with my spikes!"
"... No." I say; as I step on him, HARD and immediately kill the little green thing.
Green... green... I wonder how Link's doing?
(Link's POV)
"Can I go in?"
"Tell me the password!!"
"... Password?" I ask the little boy who was blocking the way to the observatory. Password? There's a password?
-Flashback-
"All right, we'll tell you the password!" Jim said, as he turned around to reveal a number. All the other bomber kids turned around and revealed their numbers.
"The password is 34152! Don't forget it!" Jim said as he and the others walked away.
-End of Flashback-
"OH YEAH!! The password is 32154!" I said proudly.
The boy stared at me. "That's wrong."
"Stupid Link! The password's 34152, not 32154!" Tatl screeched in my ear.
"OWWW!!" I yelled, and stumbled downstairs as the kid who was blocking the way moved aside. "Weird deku kid..." mumbled the child. He shrugged and went back to guarding the alley.
(Epona's POV)
"Now..." I said, as I looked around Great Bay. "... WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!"
"You're here to look around," said LilFilipinoGurl from out of nowhere.
"Okay!" I said. I look around. There's nothing but a small little building thingy out there in the ocean. I sigh.
"Isn't there like a secret here or something?!"
Suddenly, a killer whale rises up from the waters of the ocean. I take a step back, not wanting to face it's wrath. "Hehehe... SCARED of me, little horsie?" it asked. I shook my head no, because I seriously wasn't afraid of him. I was just surprised at a huge whale coming out of the waters of an ocean. "So, what is it do you want of me?" I asked it.
"Let me tell you my name. My name is Keiko."
"WOAH!! Keiko?! Aren't you the whale that played Willy in the killer whale movie thing?" I asked in awe.
"Yeah." it smiled, although you can't see it.
"So... why did you rise up?"
"You asked if there was anything interesting here. And there is. And I wanna show you!!"
"Really?!?!"
"Yeah!!"
"All right!!"
"Cool!!"
"Yaaaay!!"
"Get on my back!!"
"WHA?!"
"You heard me! Get on my back. I'll show you something."
"... Okay then!" I carefully climbed onto his back, being careful not to step on the blowhole. He started forward. "Whoa! Whoa! Not so fast!" I yelled, begging him to slow down before I get thrown off.
"Don't worry, if you get thrown off, I'll get ya back on right away!" I shuddered at the thought of being thrown into those waters. They look murky! And yucky! And not right! Sheesh!!
"Oh yeah, that was a big help." I said sarcastically. The whale smiled and swam to a wall. "Now what?" I asked. "I break this wall down," he said. "No way!! You can't break those rocks!" I argued. "No! I meant those wooden boards underwater! See?" he said, gesturing to four wooden walls underwater that have a skull painted on each one. "Wait... you're gonna bash through all four?!"
"No way, just the one on the left."
"BUT HOW ABOUT ME?! WILL I HAVE TO GO UNDERWATER?!"
"Nah, just wait on that rock over there." he swam to a piece of floating rock. I carefully stepped onto it. "Just wait here." He swam back and busted the wooden wall open. Through it was a passage.
"KEIKO!! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GO UNDERWATER?!"
"Well. You have to if you wanna see what's beyond there."
I gulped. I guess I do wanna see what's over there, because I started screaming Keiko's name and to get him to get me on him and through the underwater passage so I can see what's beyond there! Wow, what a run-on sentence! Oh wait, if I go underwater, my blanket will get wet!!! ... Ah well. I held on to my blanket with my teeth so it won't get away from me when we go underwater. So, again, I climbed on Keiko's back, and he went underwater. I closed my eyes and held my breath. Keiko swam through the passage swiftly and quickly. Soon, we were on the surface again, except we were not in the bay anymore. We were in a Fortress. And my blanket was soaking wet.
"... My blanket is wet. -_-" I said to him.
"Sorry Epona, can't do anything about that. Look around!" he replied. I looked around. Whoa.
"Wow!!! COOL!!! THIS WAS WORTH GETTING WET!!" I shouted, flinging my red blankie on my back. I leapt off Keiko and onto dry land, looking at the gigantic fortress. It reminded me of the Gerudo Fortress. Except this one is on water. There were two boats patrolling the outside of the water, and they had the same exact outfits as the Gerudos did! Man! It's just like everyone here is a clone of someone else in Hyrule!
"Yup!"
"Now what?"
"Buh bye!" Keiko said, diving back underwater. I gasped.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"'
Oh great. What am I gonna do now?! I look around, and see that a guard is paddling towards me in a boat. Uh oh... I back into a wall as she steps off the boat and onto land.
"Hm, what've we got here?" she asked aloud. Then she looked at me closer. "Why does she have a blanket on her back?"
This is my favorite blanket! Got a problem with it? She walked over to me and tied two ends of the blanket tightly together around my neck. It's a good thing that she didn't tie it too close to my throat or I'd be choking! "Heh, you look better like that. Your blanket won't fall off now that it's tied to you." I smiled at her. She seems nice. And I look like a superhero horse!! (Mr. Blankie makes it look like I have a cape! ^_^;;)
The Gerudo spoke again. "This seems like a fine young horse. I'll bring her to Aveil. Although I do not know why we would need a horse if we're in the middle of the ocean."
O_o Ooookay. The guard gestured for me to follow by stepping into the boat again and waving her hand. Oh well, I came here to explore, and explore I shall! So, I stepped onto the boat and off we went through a hidden passage that appeared out of nowhere in the wall. Another run-on sentence! Woo hoo! Eh.
The passage lead us to a canal where there was a looong platform to the left. She stepped off, so I stepped off and everyone on the world stepped off.
Wait, if everyone on the world stepped off, then they would be stepping off the world and fall into the never ending universe which is like a black hole and a never-ending bottom hole thingy because it has no end and it's space and space doesn't have a limit so that means there's more planets other than Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Pluto, Uranus, Neptune, Earth and Saturn but I don't know if the Moon is a planet cuz it's a moon and I heard that there's another planet behind Pluto so the scientists called it planet X and maybe Hyrule and Termina is on Planet X cuz it sure ain't on Earth cuz Earth has many continents which planet X probably doesn't have or maybe Termina, Hyrule and the other places Link went to are in a different dimension so that means I'm in a different dimension of where L-Gurl is cuz she's on Earth and Termina isn't on earth so that means if everyone on the world stepped off, they would end up here in Termina where I am and my name is Epona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Jeezus Epona!! You sure can think a lot!!' L-Gurl said. Oh wow, I never noticed that I thought a lot because I'm sure I was talking about planets a moment ago and I believe that-
'OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!' L-Gurl yelled again. Whoops. Sorry. ^_^;;;;;;
By the time I was finished thinking A LOT and L-Gurl finished yelling at me to shut up, I was actually walking through that whole time I was thinking! The guard left me in a huge chamber with chests and fancy carpets and decorations. Hm, must be Aveil's chamber... thing...! A dark-tanned gerudo wearing a pink-ish red gerudo uniform and had long red hair tied up in a high ponytail came walking towards me. She stopped and looked at me from every angle possible while standing up. She raised an eyebrow at the blanket tied around my neck. I'll have to get used to that... I just stood there. Then I sneezed. Stupid dust. This place must be old! Aveil straightened up and smiled. "Hm, very nice horse. She'll grow to be a very healthy mare."
I'm healthy! ^______^
"One thing I have to ask you, Rasha," Aveil asked, looking towards the guard that led me here.
"Yes, ma'am?"
"WHY ON EARTH DO WE NEED A HORSE?!?!?! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' OCEAN FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!" screamed Aveil. I backed away a few steps.
".... I'm sorry ma'am, I'll get her away as soon as possible!!!" said Rasha in a scared way, waving at me with her hand to follow her. I immediately did so and she led me to the canal with the boat again. Man, Aveil is SCARY when she's mad! Rasha started paddling like crazy through the hidden passage and to a different area of the fortress where there are platforms everywhere, not to mention guards everywhere too. It was shaped like a huge circle, and in the middle was a high tower with bridges leading possibly to other parts of the fortress.
"You can stay here with the other guards. They all love horses. Aveil won't notice. She's always cooped up in her room watching soap operas on her new T.V."
T.V.? Man. Gerudos here are getting advanced with all these tech-y stuff.
She dropped me off and paddled away, probably to the whole area where I met her. She probably must be guarding the outside fortress. I decided to explore... again. Wow, there are a lot of guards... a lot.... there's one... aaand another one.... aaaaaaand another guard! And many platforms too.
I looked up at the huge tower. I wanna go up there... I must find a way! Maybe hopping on those platforms one by one will do the trick! Good thing that my specialty is jumping cuz those platforms look high. Ehehehehe... hiiiiigh.... o_O Ahem, so I jumped on one of the platforms. Hey lookit, a hookshot target! Must be meant for something.... I hopped onto another platform, and another and another and another until I'm at a point where I have to jump a huge gap to get to the other side. Piece of cake. If I could jump the gap of the broken bridge in Gerudo Valley in Hyrule, then this is just TOO easy!
As I prepare to jump, I stop myself. But wait... I jumped the bridge when I was an adult horse.... ah well. I'll use everything I've got! I got prepared to jump the gap and there I go!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh, phew! I made it! With inches to spare. I need to practice jumping more. -_-;; Soooo, anyway, I continue jumping. Again. Aaaand again! FINALLY, I made it to the top! I start walking across the bridge. Yay. So exciting. When I get to the tower, I see the guard smiling at me. Hey, Terminian Gerudos DO like horses! I passed by her and continued walking around. Nothin' much to see here though...
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Woo hoo! Finished! ^_^ I have a POLL!! *waves happy flags*
Which place should our rebel horse go to next?
1- Shut up
2- You figure it out
3- The Zora's place!
4- Clock Town!
5- *glares*
Okay, take your pick! *sweatdrops*
~L-Gurl aka LilFilipinoGurl
P.S. - Do you like Epona's new look? You know, with the two ends of the blanket tied around her neck that makes it look like she has a cape? If I imagine it in my mind, it looks cute! ^_^;;