Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda and anything related. (Blah, I feel dead right now. o_O)
Hi hi! ^_^ The winner of last time's poll is.... NUMBAH 4!! Clocktown!! *looks at the reviews again* Hey, someone chose number one! *sweatdrop* Hehe...
I've gotten lots of reviews where you guys ask me WHEN Epona will go to the ranch. Man, people! Not yet! I've got that idea reserved for the future. ^_^ And I'm sorry if I update this fic EXTREMELY slowly, I mean, it's just I write this fic either when I'm bored or don't want to continue my other fics. Y'know what I mean? It's not one of those fics which I have to continue on and on....
Okay, enough of my blabber! Read!
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AAAUUGGH, MY GOSH, SO BORING HERE.
I ish gonna leave!
Soo, I cantered back to the water area after many hours of getting lost in the Gerudo Fortress- ack, I mean the... Water Fortress thingy.... I don't know!
I neighed to Rasha, the Gerudo- er, I mean Terminian who brought me here. Eh, I'll just call them Gerudos. (shrugs) Anyway, Rasha paddled over to me and I hopped on the mini boat.
"Hi horsie!" she said, "where ya goin'?"
I nodded my head toward the entrance.
"You're going already?" I nodded. "Aww. Well, it was nice having you around. It's not usual that a horse appears here in the fortress."
... I can understand that. What horse wouldn't want to go through an underwater passage by riding a whale's back? o_O Rasha paddled to the entrance and I got off.
"Well," she said, patting my neck. "Bye girl. Hope ta see you around here again!" I nuzzled her arm and then she continued patrolling the area.
I stared at the entrance.
... OH MY GOD, how do I go out? I never pondered this! I can't SWIM through that underwater thingy! Ah!! I'm stuck here!!
AHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
~*With Link & Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"LIIIINK!!! LIIIINK!!!" Tatl screeched in my ear. I jumped back.
"WHAT THE HECK?!?!" I yelled back.
"We NEED to get to the Astral Observatory! NOW!!"
"Why NOW?!"
"Because I said so! Now move it!"
She started shoving me in the direction of East Clock town. GOD!! I HATE THIS STUPID FAIRY!!! SHE'S SO ANNOYING!!!!! ARGH!!!! NAVI DIDN'T PUSH ME LIKE THIS!! SHE WAS PATIENT AND CARING AND USEFUL AND NICE UNLIKE TATL!!! Okay, she was just a little itsy bitsy annoying after a while, but at least she didn't do what Tatl does!
"Hurry UP, Link! God, you are so friggin' SLOW!! HURRY!! UP!!!" she shouted. I swatted at her hard.
"SHUT THE HECK UP, GODD*****!!!"
"Hey! A small kid like you shouldn't say bad words!"
"I'm not a kid, I'm the Hero of Time!"
"More like the WUSS of Time!"
"-_-... Tatl?"
"What?!"
"Screw you."
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
I started hyperventilating. Ohmygodohmygodoooohmygod.....
Just then, Keiko rose up from the waters. I raised an eyebrow as he gave me a toothy grin.
"I heard your calls of help!" Keiko said.
"Calls for help?" I repeated. "I didn't say anything out loud."
There was an awkward silence.
"... U-um, just go on my back now!"
"Are you psychic?"
"......."
"Oh my god, you are?!"
"..."
"Cool!!"
"Cool? I thought you'd think of me as a freak!"
"No way, psychics are cool." I started doing a dance. "Hey! Lookit me! 'You can gaze into the futuuuure!! You think that life would be a breeeeze! You see trouble from a distance, yeeeah!! But it's not all that it seeems!! That's so Raven! It's the future rock and see! That's so Raven! So mysterious to meee!! That's so-'"
"OKAY, OKAY, SHUT UP!!!" hollered Keiko. I froze.
"What?"
"Please, I hate that song."
"I hate it too."
"... Then why...?"
"Because it's stuck in my head."
A filipino gurl (yep, i spelled it like that for a reason!) was jumping up and down on one of the gaurd's boat. "AUGH!! IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD TOO!!!!" she screamed. Keiko and I sweatdropped.
"Who's that?" he asked.
"The author. The eeeeevil author."
"HOLY CRAP!!!" yelled the gurl as she fell off the boat and plummeted into the waters. "AHHH!! AHHH!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!! MOMMYYYYY!!!" she shrieked. She stopped suddenly, had a grin on her face, and then dissapeared in a flash of violet light.
I spoke up. "... Am I the only one disturbed by that?"
Keiko shook his head. "Nah. But anyway, get on my back so we can go!"
"Oh yeah! Okay!" I said cheerfully, stepping onto the orca's back. He sinked under the waters and quickly came up on the other side of the entrance.
"ACK!!!" I coughed. Then I started coughing more.
"Whoa, you okay?"
"(cough) Ack, Keiko, tell me you're going under(cough)water so I can hold my breath!" I gagged.
"Sorry..."
"Eh, s'okay... (cough)"
"Anyway, where to, miss?"
"(cough) To the shore. And stay above the water!"
"Yes ma'am!"
The black and white whale started heading towards the shore in a nice easy pace. I steadily kept my balance as a few sprinkles of water collided into my face. It felt nice!
Soon enough, we arrived. I stepped off him, making sure my blankie was still on my back. It still was. ^_^
"Thanks a lot, Keiko!" I said cheerfully. He nodded and smiled.
"No problem! I'll be here if ya need me!" he said, and then went back underwater.
That's so cool. I have a new psychic friend! ^_________^ I then started cantering out of Great Bay, since it's probably the most boring place in Termina.
Now I'm in Termina Field. Hmm, where oh where should I go next? Hrrm.... I went to the grassy/swamp place... I went to the snowy place... I went to the rock place... and I just got back from the water place.... I began walking forward absentmindedly while still thinking of where to go next.
.....
Where should I go?!?!
Suddenly, I had a strange urge to look up. So I did. And I saw a clock tower. Huh? Why's a clock tower here? Oh!! Wait!! That means there's a town nearby!! Maybe I should enter that place.... surrounded by some kind of wall... uh... yeah...
Okay! I shall enter it! I hope it's a town...
So, I cantered happily inside the entrance to the town surrounded by a circular wall. Blah.
::In Clocktown...::
"Hiya, cute wittle horsie!" said the gaurd as I entered the town. He patted me on the head. And I bit him on the finger.
"AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! OWWW!! OWWWW!!! THE PAIN I AM EXPERIENCING!!! OH GOD, OWWW!!!!" he yelled. o_O Riiight... anyway, I just walked right past him and saw a dog running around. I went up to it.
"Hi! My name's Epona! What's yours?"
The dog grinned at me. "Richard! Nice cape!"
I looked over my shoulder, saw my blanket tied around my neck and grinned. "Why thank you! Nice to meet ya, Richard! Um, what is this place anyway?"
"Clocktown. This is the south part of clocktown!"
"Oooooh. Thank ye!"
"No problem! You're new right?" I nodded. "Okay, then if you need any directions or anything, don't hesitate to ask me!"
"Thank ye again!" I replied. Richard sure is nice. "Wait, but how do I navigate through this town?"
"Here, follow me." Richard led me to a corner and pushed a piece of paper towards me. "This is a map of the town. Can you read?"
"Not really..."
"Um, well, I don't think you'll have problems navigating around here. It's a simple town, really."
"Thanks so much!"
"Sure!"
::A few minutes later::
Hmm... where am I now? I set down the map with my teeth and stare at the blinking icon. So... that means I'm in East Clocktown, right? Hey! This is an awesome map! It has a blinky thingie! Cool!
I walk right past a small boy gaurding a passage downstairs. Then I turn left and go up the slanting floor which leads me to a dead end. Eh? Dang it! I'm gonna get lost here...
So, I return back and head into another part of town. Oookaay... I look at the map.
"North Clocktown...?" I murmured to myself. Ah well. Like, whatever! Hee hee!! ... o_O;; Did I just do that?
Suddenly, the next thing I saw made my heart stop. Almost.
... Tingle...
That stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard!! What the heck?! Why is he here? Does he follow me around everywhere I go?! Dang stalker!!
Just then, his gaze fixed on me. "It's... her again..."
Oh. Shiz.
"MY LOOOOOOOOOVE!!!" he cried dramatically, running towards me in full speed.
... Wait...
OHMYGOD!! OH MY GOD!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I neighed loudly, turned around and bolted out of North Clocktown. I turned right and galloped down the stairs. Galloping right through East clocktown, I entered South Clocktown and hid behind a guard.
In a few minutes, Tingle appeared, breathing heavily. "My love! Where art thou?! You're playin' hard ta get, eh? Well, I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!!!" he yelled. The people in South Clocktown stared at him and inched away. I tried my best to stay behind the guard. Goddesses, what a FREAK that guy is!!!
I HATE YOU, LILFILIPINOGURL!!!
"No you don't." said a voice in my head. Well, right now I do!!! "I can see why. ^_^ But hey, it's funny!"
"FUNNY" MY ASS!!! A FRIGGIN' HUMAN IS IN LOVE WITH ME?! WHAT THE HECK?! AND OF ALL HUMANS, IT'S THAT FREAK!!
"Temper, Epona." L-Gurl said calmly. Oh fine. But I'm only putting up with this for the reader's sake. NOT YOURS!!
"I can understand that."
How can you be so calm?!
"Because I control everything there. Like for example. Now."
Tingle spotted me hiding behind the gaurd. Shiz!! I still hate you, L-Gurl!!!!
"^_^"
Tingle's eyes turned into anime hearts. "OH HORSIE, KISS ME AND WE'LL GET MARRIED!!"
I almost threw up at the thought of that. Oooh, that sick weirdo!! I have to get rid of him now or he won't leave me alone ever again!!
I galloped up to him and he grinned. "You finally admit your feelings too, huh? Well, kiss me!" the residents of Clocktown were deeply freaked out.
Kiss you? KISS YOU?! You think that I went up here to KISS YOU?! OH GOD, NO!!!
I turned around and kicked him right in the face. He fell over, unconscious. HAH!!! I LAUGH AT THEE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I trot happily away.
~*With Link & Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"What the heck is up with that stupid bell?!" I screamed.
"I use it to get your attention, stupid!!"
"Use your voice! That's what the Goddesses gave you, right?! Make good use of it!" Like Navi did! Even Navi's "Hey! Look! Listen! Watch out!" weren't that bad compared to Tatl's bell. Oh, my Hylian ears!!
"(DING DING DING DING!!) Link! Hey!! I'm talking to yoo, foo'!"
"Whaat?!"
"Uh... I forgot!"
"GAH!!"
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
This town is so freaky... sheesh. Anyway, I spit at Tingle's unconscious face, and then trotted away. "Now, where do I go..." I said, looking around. Suddenly, I spotted a Deku Kid walking around the town. And he's wearing Link's clothing!
Oh my gosh, is that Link?!
No... no way, it can't be... Link is Hylian. This kid's a Deku. Hmm... I decided to follow him and see what he was up to.
I suddenly noticed a yellow fairy following him, bonking him on the head from time to time. o_O Sheesh, she sure is abusive!
"Leave me alone!!" the Deku Kid screeched to the fairy.
"I am NOT leaving until YOU find my BROTHER!!" she screamed back, bonking him again.
I can plainly see that they don't like each other.
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XD!!
That was fun! XD
Clocktown will be continued in the next chapter also.
^_^
~L-Gurl
Hi hi! ^_^ The winner of last time's poll is.... NUMBAH 4!! Clocktown!! *looks at the reviews again* Hey, someone chose number one! *sweatdrop* Hehe...
I've gotten lots of reviews where you guys ask me WHEN Epona will go to the ranch. Man, people! Not yet! I've got that idea reserved for the future. ^_^ And I'm sorry if I update this fic EXTREMELY slowly, I mean, it's just I write this fic either when I'm bored or don't want to continue my other fics. Y'know what I mean? It's not one of those fics which I have to continue on and on....
Okay, enough of my blabber! Read!
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AAAUUGGH, MY GOSH, SO BORING HERE.
I ish gonna leave!
Soo, I cantered back to the water area after many hours of getting lost in the Gerudo Fortress- ack, I mean the... Water Fortress thingy.... I don't know!
I neighed to Rasha, the Gerudo- er, I mean Terminian who brought me here. Eh, I'll just call them Gerudos. (shrugs) Anyway, Rasha paddled over to me and I hopped on the mini boat.
"Hi horsie!" she said, "where ya goin'?"
I nodded my head toward the entrance.
"You're going already?" I nodded. "Aww. Well, it was nice having you around. It's not usual that a horse appears here in the fortress."
... I can understand that. What horse wouldn't want to go through an underwater passage by riding a whale's back? o_O Rasha paddled to the entrance and I got off.
"Well," she said, patting my neck. "Bye girl. Hope ta see you around here again!" I nuzzled her arm and then she continued patrolling the area.
I stared at the entrance.
... OH MY GOD, how do I go out? I never pondered this! I can't SWIM through that underwater thingy! Ah!! I'm stuck here!!
AHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
~*With Link & Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"LIIIINK!!! LIIIINK!!!" Tatl screeched in my ear. I jumped back.
"WHAT THE HECK?!?!" I yelled back.
"We NEED to get to the Astral Observatory! NOW!!"
"Why NOW?!"
"Because I said so! Now move it!"
She started shoving me in the direction of East Clock town. GOD!! I HATE THIS STUPID FAIRY!!! SHE'S SO ANNOYING!!!!! ARGH!!!! NAVI DIDN'T PUSH ME LIKE THIS!! SHE WAS PATIENT AND CARING AND USEFUL AND NICE UNLIKE TATL!!! Okay, she was just a little itsy bitsy annoying after a while, but at least she didn't do what Tatl does!
"Hurry UP, Link! God, you are so friggin' SLOW!! HURRY!! UP!!!" she shouted. I swatted at her hard.
"SHUT THE HECK UP, GODD*****!!!"
"Hey! A small kid like you shouldn't say bad words!"
"I'm not a kid, I'm the Hero of Time!"
"More like the WUSS of Time!"
"-_-... Tatl?"
"What?!"
"Screw you."
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
I started hyperventilating. Ohmygodohmygodoooohmygod.....
Just then, Keiko rose up from the waters. I raised an eyebrow as he gave me a toothy grin.
"I heard your calls of help!" Keiko said.
"Calls for help?" I repeated. "I didn't say anything out loud."
There was an awkward silence.
"... U-um, just go on my back now!"
"Are you psychic?"
"......."
"Oh my god, you are?!"
"..."
"Cool!!"
"Cool? I thought you'd think of me as a freak!"
"No way, psychics are cool." I started doing a dance. "Hey! Lookit me! 'You can gaze into the futuuuure!! You think that life would be a breeeeze! You see trouble from a distance, yeeeah!! But it's not all that it seeems!! That's so Raven! It's the future rock and see! That's so Raven! So mysterious to meee!! That's so-'"
"OKAY, OKAY, SHUT UP!!!" hollered Keiko. I froze.
"What?"
"Please, I hate that song."
"I hate it too."
"... Then why...?"
"Because it's stuck in my head."
A filipino gurl (yep, i spelled it like that for a reason!) was jumping up and down on one of the gaurd's boat. "AUGH!! IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD TOO!!!!" she screamed. Keiko and I sweatdropped.
"Who's that?" he asked.
"The author. The eeeeevil author."
"HOLY CRAP!!!" yelled the gurl as she fell off the boat and plummeted into the waters. "AHHH!! AHHH!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!! MOMMYYYYY!!!" she shrieked. She stopped suddenly, had a grin on her face, and then dissapeared in a flash of violet light.
I spoke up. "... Am I the only one disturbed by that?"
Keiko shook his head. "Nah. But anyway, get on my back so we can go!"
"Oh yeah! Okay!" I said cheerfully, stepping onto the orca's back. He sinked under the waters and quickly came up on the other side of the entrance.
"ACK!!!" I coughed. Then I started coughing more.
"Whoa, you okay?"
"(cough) Ack, Keiko, tell me you're going under(cough)water so I can hold my breath!" I gagged.
"Sorry..."
"Eh, s'okay... (cough)"
"Anyway, where to, miss?"
"(cough) To the shore. And stay above the water!"
"Yes ma'am!"
The black and white whale started heading towards the shore in a nice easy pace. I steadily kept my balance as a few sprinkles of water collided into my face. It felt nice!
Soon enough, we arrived. I stepped off him, making sure my blankie was still on my back. It still was. ^_^
"Thanks a lot, Keiko!" I said cheerfully. He nodded and smiled.
"No problem! I'll be here if ya need me!" he said, and then went back underwater.
That's so cool. I have a new psychic friend! ^_________^ I then started cantering out of Great Bay, since it's probably the most boring place in Termina.
Now I'm in Termina Field. Hmm, where oh where should I go next? Hrrm.... I went to the grassy/swamp place... I went to the snowy place... I went to the rock place... and I just got back from the water place.... I began walking forward absentmindedly while still thinking of where to go next.
.....
Where should I go?!?!
Suddenly, I had a strange urge to look up. So I did. And I saw a clock tower. Huh? Why's a clock tower here? Oh!! Wait!! That means there's a town nearby!! Maybe I should enter that place.... surrounded by some kind of wall... uh... yeah...
Okay! I shall enter it! I hope it's a town...
So, I cantered happily inside the entrance to the town surrounded by a circular wall. Blah.
::In Clocktown...::
"Hiya, cute wittle horsie!" said the gaurd as I entered the town. He patted me on the head. And I bit him on the finger.
"AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! OWWW!! OWWWW!!! THE PAIN I AM EXPERIENCING!!! OH GOD, OWWW!!!!" he yelled. o_O Riiight... anyway, I just walked right past him and saw a dog running around. I went up to it.
"Hi! My name's Epona! What's yours?"
The dog grinned at me. "Richard! Nice cape!"
I looked over my shoulder, saw my blanket tied around my neck and grinned. "Why thank you! Nice to meet ya, Richard! Um, what is this place anyway?"
"Clocktown. This is the south part of clocktown!"
"Oooooh. Thank ye!"
"No problem! You're new right?" I nodded. "Okay, then if you need any directions or anything, don't hesitate to ask me!"
"Thank ye again!" I replied. Richard sure is nice. "Wait, but how do I navigate through this town?"
"Here, follow me." Richard led me to a corner and pushed a piece of paper towards me. "This is a map of the town. Can you read?"
"Not really..."
"Um, well, I don't think you'll have problems navigating around here. It's a simple town, really."
"Thanks so much!"
"Sure!"
::A few minutes later::
Hmm... where am I now? I set down the map with my teeth and stare at the blinking icon. So... that means I'm in East Clocktown, right? Hey! This is an awesome map! It has a blinky thingie! Cool!
I walk right past a small boy gaurding a passage downstairs. Then I turn left and go up the slanting floor which leads me to a dead end. Eh? Dang it! I'm gonna get lost here...
So, I return back and head into another part of town. Oookaay... I look at the map.
"North Clocktown...?" I murmured to myself. Ah well. Like, whatever! Hee hee!! ... o_O;; Did I just do that?
Suddenly, the next thing I saw made my heart stop. Almost.
... Tingle...
That stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard!! What the heck?! Why is he here? Does he follow me around everywhere I go?! Dang stalker!!
Just then, his gaze fixed on me. "It's... her again..."
Oh. Shiz.
"MY LOOOOOOOOOVE!!!" he cried dramatically, running towards me in full speed.
... Wait...
OHMYGOD!! OH MY GOD!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I neighed loudly, turned around and bolted out of North Clocktown. I turned right and galloped down the stairs. Galloping right through East clocktown, I entered South Clocktown and hid behind a guard.
In a few minutes, Tingle appeared, breathing heavily. "My love! Where art thou?! You're playin' hard ta get, eh? Well, I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!!!" he yelled. The people in South Clocktown stared at him and inched away. I tried my best to stay behind the guard. Goddesses, what a FREAK that guy is!!!
I HATE YOU, LILFILIPINOGURL!!!
"No you don't." said a voice in my head. Well, right now I do!!! "I can see why. ^_^ But hey, it's funny!"
"FUNNY" MY ASS!!! A FRIGGIN' HUMAN IS IN LOVE WITH ME?! WHAT THE HECK?! AND OF ALL HUMANS, IT'S THAT FREAK!!
"Temper, Epona." L-Gurl said calmly. Oh fine. But I'm only putting up with this for the reader's sake. NOT YOURS!!
"I can understand that."
How can you be so calm?!
"Because I control everything there. Like for example. Now."
Tingle spotted me hiding behind the gaurd. Shiz!! I still hate you, L-Gurl!!!!
"^_^"
Tingle's eyes turned into anime hearts. "OH HORSIE, KISS ME AND WE'LL GET MARRIED!!"
I almost threw up at the thought of that. Oooh, that sick weirdo!! I have to get rid of him now or he won't leave me alone ever again!!
I galloped up to him and he grinned. "You finally admit your feelings too, huh? Well, kiss me!" the residents of Clocktown were deeply freaked out.
Kiss you? KISS YOU?! You think that I went up here to KISS YOU?! OH GOD, NO!!!
I turned around and kicked him right in the face. He fell over, unconscious. HAH!!! I LAUGH AT THEE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I trot happily away.
~*With Link & Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"What the heck is up with that stupid bell?!" I screamed.
"I use it to get your attention, stupid!!"
"Use your voice! That's what the Goddesses gave you, right?! Make good use of it!" Like Navi did! Even Navi's "Hey! Look! Listen! Watch out!" weren't that bad compared to Tatl's bell. Oh, my Hylian ears!!
"(DING DING DING DING!!) Link! Hey!! I'm talking to yoo, foo'!"
"Whaat?!"
"Uh... I forgot!"
"GAH!!"
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
This town is so freaky... sheesh. Anyway, I spit at Tingle's unconscious face, and then trotted away. "Now, where do I go..." I said, looking around. Suddenly, I spotted a Deku Kid walking around the town. And he's wearing Link's clothing!
Oh my gosh, is that Link?!
No... no way, it can't be... Link is Hylian. This kid's a Deku. Hmm... I decided to follow him and see what he was up to.
I suddenly noticed a yellow fairy following him, bonking him on the head from time to time. o_O Sheesh, she sure is abusive!
"Leave me alone!!" the Deku Kid screeched to the fairy.
"I am NOT leaving until YOU find my BROTHER!!" she screamed back, bonking him again.
I can plainly see that they don't like each other.
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XD!!
That was fun! XD
Clocktown will be continued in the next chapter also.
^_^
~L-Gurl