Disclaimer: Lookie at chapter 1 pwease!
Woo woo! New chappy! *does a jig*
This fic will forever be in hiatus. ^_^ Well, I DO continue this fic only when I'm bored, remember? ^___^;;
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I trotted slowly behind a wall and peered at the Deku Kid and the yellow fairy.
"STUPID DEKU!!! HURRY UP!!"
"SHUTTUP!!!"
Gosh, I wonder who they can be? Ah well, I'll just leave them be. Sooo, I turned around and trotted to West Clocktown.
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:: West Clocktown ::
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As I entered this part of town, this kid with a blue cap on backwards comes walking up to me.
"Woah, man! It's like... it's like a horse!"
'It's like?' Whaddya mean, 'It's like?' I *am* a horse!!
"Hey! Wanna meet the Great Fairy?"
Great Fairy? Whuzzat? Oh well, whatever. I nodded my head at him and shoved him to lead me to this, "Great Fairy". He grinned and hopped on me.
"Lemme ride you first!!"
GAH!! I almost tumbled over at the sudden weight on my back. Ack! Jeez! It's been a while since someone rode me! My back!! It's breaking!!! It's breeaakkiiinnnnnggggg!!!!
Actually... it isn't breaking.
"So I'll just lead you while on your back, okay, horsie? If I give you a nudge on one of your sides with my foot, then go that way. If I nudge both sides at the same time, go forward and keep going straight. If I pat your neck, on either sides, then I want you to stop." the boy leaned over and looked at me. "Didja get it?"
What strange commands... Link does it differently! But the nudge on either side of my sides is the same... the nudge to both sides are the same... but the stop is weird. Has anyone heard of someone patting a horse on the neck to stop? Link would.... Link would just say 'stop', to tell the truth. o_O;;
I MISS LIIINK!!!!
~*With Link and Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"I swear I saw a horse! I swear!" I screamed as I looked behind a corner. I know I just saw Epona! She was just standing here! My horsiieee!!!
"You must be BLIND, Link." Tatl spat.
"SHUTTUP, TATL!! But I swear I saw Epona!"
"I bet you were hallucinating."
"I wasn't hallucinating!"
"Yeah you were!"
"No I wasn't!"
Tatl flew in front of my face. "Yeah!"
"No!"
"Yeah!"
I glared at her. "SHUTTUP!"
"No, you shuttup!"
"You!"
"YOU!!"
"YOOOUUU!!!"
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
"Horsie!! Didja get that?!"
Oh! I looked over at the kid and nodded.
"Good! By the way, my name is Fred! I'm part of a group here called the Bombers! We save this town from crime and do good stuff!"
...
AAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! OH GOD! THAT WAS FUNNY!! MWAAHAHAHAAA!!
Fred nudged both my sides with the heel of his sneaker. So, I went forward. Soon, we came up to this passageway to my left and Fred nudged my left side. I turned left and trotted down a few stairs. Fred nudged to the left again, I went to the left. He nudged to the left AGAIN, I went left AGAIN, but this time to a new part of town.
North Clocktown.
Okey, so this isn't exactly new. I saw that stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard here. Fred guided me up a dirt ramp and we stopped at this big hole in the wall.
Fred dismounted me. "Here we are! Thankies for letting me ride ya, horsie!"
I wish I could tell him to stop calling me horsie. MY NAME IS EPONA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
"Okay! Here are some carrots!!!" Fred threw some carrots on the ground and skipped away happily, blubbering about Teletubbies and a cup o' tea.
Teletubbies... (shudder)
Soooooooooooooo!!! Now, where art I at? I looked up.
It's a hole.
A big hole.
On the wall.
... I cantered in!
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::Great Fairy's Fountain ::
-
"Hello?" I called out as I entered the hole in the wall. As I walked deeper into the "cave" as I'd like to call it, I saw a pretty lil' fountain in front of me. Crystal clear water rested in a small pool in the center of the fountain. Small statues of cherubs rested on the tops of tiny pillars supporting the ceiling above it.
I looked around. "Heellooo? Anybody in here?"
I suddenly realized that I had no water or food in a long time, and stared at the water. 'Would it be okay... would it be okay if I drink some of it?' I thought.
"OH WEELL!" I yelled as I walked up to the pool of water and craned my neck down.
Suddenly, this BIG HUGE UGLY FAIRY WITH BARELY ANY CLOTHING ROSE FROM THE FOUNTAIN!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! OH GOD, MY EEEEYYYEESSS!!!!
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed the fairy. She took on a human form and had a sort of... plant/leopard outfit that showed way too much cleavage!
I turned away. "OH GOD, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES FOR FARORE'S SAKE!!" I screamed.
"What? Why?"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A HOOKER!"
She gasped and pointed a finger at herself. "Me? A hooker? An innocent, powerful, magical fairy like me?"
"With those clothes, yes!!"
"Oh, and not to mention I'm beautiful!"
I glanced behind me and at her face.
It. Was. Hideous.
I turned away again. "Beautiful?! BEAUTIFUL?!"
"ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!?!"
"Well, um, no!" I said, thinking what Fred had said. It was a Great Fairy, so she could probably put a spell on me or a curse, or something!
Oh! Hey! Fred had said! Fred had said! I began saying it outloud while dancing around.
"Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said!!"
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!" boomed the Great Fairy, in a husky, mAnLy voice!
AAHHHHHh!!!! SHE SPOKE WITH A MAN'S VOICEE!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!!!
"I can hear your thoughts, Epona!!" she shouted.
"What?! How?!"
"IMMA GREAT FAIRY FOR THE LOVE OF BOB!!"
"You love Bob?"
"GAH! GET OUT!! GET OUUUUTTT!!!"
"EEEEK!!"
I wasted no time and bolted out of the Great Fairy's Den, screaming my head off.
She stared at my retreating figure and pulled out a tape recorder. She pressed the record button. "Memo to myself: Put a sign in front of the cave that says, "No insane horses allowed.' "
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:: North Clocktown ::
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Jeeeesh, that fairy lady was creepy! She didn't give me any time to talk or anything! I walked randomly through the town for a few minutes.
And also, she was sort of nekkid! What kind of fairy is NEKKID?! And for the love of God, she isn't setting a good example to small kids like that Fred dude! And the Bombers group thingy!
I looked to the sky. It was turning a warm orange-red to a dark blue-black. Wow, it's almost night?
Suddenly, the ground from beneath me began to shake madly. Waaah! What's happening?
I know! I'll go to Richard!
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:: East Clocktown ::
-
As I galloped past East Clocktown to South Clocktown, I stopped by a motel/hotel/inn thingy. I looked up at the sign.
GOSH DARN IT, I CAN'T READ!!!
I looked around for anyone, ANYONE, who can understand me and can tell the time. I spotted a beetle crawling by.
"o_O;; Um, hey! You! You beetle thingy!"
The small bug looked up at me. "Who? Me?" It asked in a squeaky voice.
"Yep! What time is it?"
The beetle pulled out a huge watch that was twice the size of him. "It's 7:15pm, miss horsie!"
"Okay, thank you! By the way, my name is Epona! What's yours?"
"Me? My name is... actually... I don't have a name."
... WHA? I fell over. "Whaddya mean, 'you don't have a name'?! All things have to have a name!"
"Well, I don't!"
"... I'll make one up for you anyway." I looked around. Hmm, what could I name him...? I suddenly spotted the shooting place thingy where you shoot things with arrows.
Link is pretty good with a bow.
Hmm... Oh! I know! Archer! Yeah!
"Okay little beetle dude, I'll call you Arch! Yeah! Arch! Nice name for ya, dontcha think?"
He looked up at me with a confused look. "Arch? What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's not supposed to mean anything! It's a NAME!"
"... Ooooaaahhh!! Okay! My name is Arch then!"
"Nice meetin' ya, Arch!" I grinned, then laughed.
The bug laughed too. "Well, I gotta get going. See ya later, Epona!"
"All righty! By Arch! Thanks for telling me the time!"
Woo hoo! I gots a new friend! I danced around in that area for a while.
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:: South Clocktown ::
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"Richard!! Richard!" I yelled as I cantered towards the small white dog. "Richard! Richard!" He still didn't hear. "FOR THE LOVE OF FARORE!!! RICHAAAARD!!!"
The dog jumped at my screaming at looked around. "WHAT!! WHAT?? I HEARD ME NAME!!"
"Heya, Richard! I was the one that screamed yer name!"
He turned around and saw me. "Helloo, Epoona! Soo nice too see yoo!"
I looked at him. "Why are you speaking like that? Y'know, adding the extra "o" vowel sound to every word that has an "o" to it, making it sound like "oooo" instead of "oh"? Why are you pronouncing my name like 'E-poo-na?'"
"Epoona!"
"Epoona?"
"Epoona!"
"Epoona?"
"Epoona!"
"DON'T INSULT MY POO!!"
Richard fell over. "Epoona, soomething happened!"
"Does that something have to do with you speaking like that?"
"Yes!"
I blinked several times. "... Are you Irish?"
"That came oot oof absoolutely noowhere, didn't it?"
"Yessir. Answer da question, yo!"
"Yes! I am an Irish! Do ya have a problem with that, lassie?"
... Lassie? o_O;; I guess that's an Irish word thingy that refers to a girl. Or something. I DON'T KNOW! I'M NOT IRISH-IAN!! I'M A PURE-BLOOD HYLIAN THOROUGHBRED!! ... Does that even exist?
"I dunno!" said the author.
o.O Right. I looked at the white dog. "No problem, sir Richard! Now tell me about your "prooblem"."
"DOON'T MAKE FUN OOF ME!!"
"Hehehe! Okay!"
Richard ahemed. "Now, foolloow me, lass." He led me to the small corner in South Clocktown where he gave me the map. It was near a small pool of shallow water, and there was a huge blanket laid out there in the corner. On the blanket was a radio, a food bowl, a bag of dog food, a candle with a holder, and a pack of matches.
"Here here, make yoorself coomfy, Epoona." Richard said.
The white dog grabbed the matches and lit one, lighting up the candle. I tilted my head.
"How can you do that? Don't you have... paws?"
"I'm a special poop!"
I fell over laughing. "YOU'RE A POOP!!"
"Noo! I meant POOP!"
"BWAHAHA!!!"
"POOOP!!"
".... Oh! You mean "pup", don't you?"
"YES! POOP!!"
I rolled on my back laughing.
"SHOOT UP!!"
"Shut up?"
"YES!"
"Sorry! Sorry!" I regained my composure and sat/lay comfortably on the blanket. Richard sat in front of me and ahemed.
"Let me begin my stoory.
"After yoo left, Epoona, I was just walking aroond, minding me oown business, until this little whippersnapper with purple hair went too me!"
"I'm sorry for intruding," I said, "But did you just say whippersnapper?"
"Why, yes I did! Is there soomething wroong?"
I snickered. "Hehe, nothing! Keep going!"
"AHEM! Soo, befoore I was ROODELY interoopted, this kid with purple hair, baggy cloothes, and a keatoon mask, was walking in froont of me, blabbering soome things little kids with purple hair blabber aboot!
"He suddenly went oop too me and said, 'This is all soo unfair! I want too be an adult again! I shall take it oot oon yoo!! And he whacked me!"
I gasped. "ANIMAL ABOOSE!! I mean, ABUSE!!"
Richard glared at me. "Stoop making fun oof mee!!"
"Hehhe, sowwy! Continue."
"Soo, he whacked me right oon me jaw!" Richard pointed a paw at his jaw and started rubbing it. "And it still hurts too! Stoopid purple hair kid! Boot noow I can't doo anything aboot it! My speech is gooing too be like this foorever!!"
"That's okay, Richard! Maybe we can fix it!" I said reassuringly, patting him on his back.
"And hoow?"
"Okay, repeat after me! Say... puppy!"
"Poopy!!"
I fell over laughing. "No! Look at how my lips move! Puppy!"
"... Oouuhh... Poopy!!"
"... Let me try saying it slower. Puuuuuuuppyyyyy."
"Poooooopyyyyyyy!"
"Puhpee!"
"Poopy!"
"Puh!!"
"Poo!"
"Pee!"
"Py!"
"GAAAHH!"
"GOOHHH!!"
I sweatdropped and slapped my forehead. Richard did the same. O.o;; Man, this is gonna take some time...
... OH NO!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! IT'S MY 3RD AND FINAL NIGHT IN TERMINA!! HOLY CRAP!!!
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Mua ha! Semi-cliffhanger!! Actually, this isn't a cliffhanger at all! ._.; Ehehe... so anyway, I typed this whole chapter in one go! How rare!! O____o;; Yeah, I realized that Epona didn't think too much in this chapter. Just lots of dialogue. That's okay, right? ^_^
R+R!
~L-Gurl
Woo woo! New chappy! *does a jig*
This fic will forever be in hiatus. ^_^ Well, I DO continue this fic only when I'm bored, remember? ^___^;;
-----~*~-----
I trotted slowly behind a wall and peered at the Deku Kid and the yellow fairy.
"STUPID DEKU!!! HURRY UP!!"
"SHUTTUP!!!"
Gosh, I wonder who they can be? Ah well, I'll just leave them be. Sooo, I turned around and trotted to West Clocktown.
-
:: West Clocktown ::
-
As I entered this part of town, this kid with a blue cap on backwards comes walking up to me.
"Woah, man! It's like... it's like a horse!"
'It's like?' Whaddya mean, 'It's like?' I *am* a horse!!
"Hey! Wanna meet the Great Fairy?"
Great Fairy? Whuzzat? Oh well, whatever. I nodded my head at him and shoved him to lead me to this, "Great Fairy". He grinned and hopped on me.
"Lemme ride you first!!"
GAH!! I almost tumbled over at the sudden weight on my back. Ack! Jeez! It's been a while since someone rode me! My back!! It's breaking!!! It's breeaakkiiinnnnnggggg!!!!
Actually... it isn't breaking.
"So I'll just lead you while on your back, okay, horsie? If I give you a nudge on one of your sides with my foot, then go that way. If I nudge both sides at the same time, go forward and keep going straight. If I pat your neck, on either sides, then I want you to stop." the boy leaned over and looked at me. "Didja get it?"
What strange commands... Link does it differently! But the nudge on either side of my sides is the same... the nudge to both sides are the same... but the stop is weird. Has anyone heard of someone patting a horse on the neck to stop? Link would.... Link would just say 'stop', to tell the truth. o_O;;
I MISS LIIINK!!!!
~*With Link and Tatl*~
(Link's POV)
"I swear I saw a horse! I swear!" I screamed as I looked behind a corner. I know I just saw Epona! She was just standing here! My horsiieee!!!
"You must be BLIND, Link." Tatl spat.
"SHUTTUP, TATL!! But I swear I saw Epona!"
"I bet you were hallucinating."
"I wasn't hallucinating!"
"Yeah you were!"
"No I wasn't!"
Tatl flew in front of my face. "Yeah!"
"No!"
"Yeah!"
I glared at her. "SHUTTUP!"
"No, you shuttup!"
"You!"
"YOU!!"
"YOOOUUU!!!"
~*With Epona*~
(Epona's POV)
"Horsie!! Didja get that?!"
Oh! I looked over at the kid and nodded.
"Good! By the way, my name is Fred! I'm part of a group here called the Bombers! We save this town from crime and do good stuff!"
...
AAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! OH GOD! THAT WAS FUNNY!! MWAAHAHAHAAA!!
Fred nudged both my sides with the heel of his sneaker. So, I went forward. Soon, we came up to this passageway to my left and Fred nudged my left side. I turned left and trotted down a few stairs. Fred nudged to the left again, I went to the left. He nudged to the left AGAIN, I went left AGAIN, but this time to a new part of town.
North Clocktown.
Okey, so this isn't exactly new. I saw that stupid little 35-year-old Kokiri wannabe gay freak retard here. Fred guided me up a dirt ramp and we stopped at this big hole in the wall.
Fred dismounted me. "Here we are! Thankies for letting me ride ya, horsie!"
I wish I could tell him to stop calling me horsie. MY NAME IS EPONA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
"Okay! Here are some carrots!!!" Fred threw some carrots on the ground and skipped away happily, blubbering about Teletubbies and a cup o' tea.
Teletubbies... (shudder)
Soooooooooooooo!!! Now, where art I at? I looked up.
It's a hole.
A big hole.
On the wall.
... I cantered in!
-
::Great Fairy's Fountain ::
-
"Hello?" I called out as I entered the hole in the wall. As I walked deeper into the "cave" as I'd like to call it, I saw a pretty lil' fountain in front of me. Crystal clear water rested in a small pool in the center of the fountain. Small statues of cherubs rested on the tops of tiny pillars supporting the ceiling above it.
I looked around. "Heellooo? Anybody in here?"
I suddenly realized that I had no water or food in a long time, and stared at the water. 'Would it be okay... would it be okay if I drink some of it?' I thought.
"OH WEELL!" I yelled as I walked up to the pool of water and craned my neck down.
Suddenly, this BIG HUGE UGLY FAIRY WITH BARELY ANY CLOTHING ROSE FROM THE FOUNTAIN!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! OH GOD, MY EEEEYYYEESSS!!!!
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed the fairy. She took on a human form and had a sort of... plant/leopard outfit that showed way too much cleavage!
I turned away. "OH GOD, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES FOR FARORE'S SAKE!!" I screamed.
"What? Why?"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A HOOKER!"
She gasped and pointed a finger at herself. "Me? A hooker? An innocent, powerful, magical fairy like me?"
"With those clothes, yes!!"
"Oh, and not to mention I'm beautiful!"
I glanced behind me and at her face.
It. Was. Hideous.
I turned away again. "Beautiful?! BEAUTIFUL?!"
"ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!?!"
"Well, um, no!" I said, thinking what Fred had said. It was a Great Fairy, so she could probably put a spell on me or a curse, or something!
Oh! Hey! Fred had said! Fred had said! I began saying it outloud while dancing around.
"Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said! Fred had said!!"
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!" boomed the Great Fairy, in a husky, mAnLy voice!
AAHHHHHh!!!! SHE SPOKE WITH A MAN'S VOICEE!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!!!
"I can hear your thoughts, Epona!!" she shouted.
"What?! How?!"
"IMMA GREAT FAIRY FOR THE LOVE OF BOB!!"
"You love Bob?"
"GAH! GET OUT!! GET OUUUUTTT!!!"
"EEEEK!!"
I wasted no time and bolted out of the Great Fairy's Den, screaming my head off.
She stared at my retreating figure and pulled out a tape recorder. She pressed the record button. "Memo to myself: Put a sign in front of the cave that says, "No insane horses allowed.' "
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:: North Clocktown ::
-
Jeeeesh, that fairy lady was creepy! She didn't give me any time to talk or anything! I walked randomly through the town for a few minutes.
And also, she was sort of nekkid! What kind of fairy is NEKKID?! And for the love of God, she isn't setting a good example to small kids like that Fred dude! And the Bombers group thingy!
I looked to the sky. It was turning a warm orange-red to a dark blue-black. Wow, it's almost night?
Suddenly, the ground from beneath me began to shake madly. Waaah! What's happening?
I know! I'll go to Richard!
-
:: East Clocktown ::
-
As I galloped past East Clocktown to South Clocktown, I stopped by a motel/hotel/inn thingy. I looked up at the sign.
GOSH DARN IT, I CAN'T READ!!!
I looked around for anyone, ANYONE, who can understand me and can tell the time. I spotted a beetle crawling by.
"o_O;; Um, hey! You! You beetle thingy!"
The small bug looked up at me. "Who? Me?" It asked in a squeaky voice.
"Yep! What time is it?"
The beetle pulled out a huge watch that was twice the size of him. "It's 7:15pm, miss horsie!"
"Okay, thank you! By the way, my name is Epona! What's yours?"
"Me? My name is... actually... I don't have a name."
... WHA? I fell over. "Whaddya mean, 'you don't have a name'?! All things have to have a name!"
"Well, I don't!"
"... I'll make one up for you anyway." I looked around. Hmm, what could I name him...? I suddenly spotted the shooting place thingy where you shoot things with arrows.
Link is pretty good with a bow.
Hmm... Oh! I know! Archer! Yeah!
"Okay little beetle dude, I'll call you Arch! Yeah! Arch! Nice name for ya, dontcha think?"
He looked up at me with a confused look. "Arch? What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's not supposed to mean anything! It's a NAME!"
"... Ooooaaahhh!! Okay! My name is Arch then!"
"Nice meetin' ya, Arch!" I grinned, then laughed.
The bug laughed too. "Well, I gotta get going. See ya later, Epona!"
"All righty! By Arch! Thanks for telling me the time!"
Woo hoo! I gots a new friend! I danced around in that area for a while.
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:: South Clocktown ::
-
"Richard!! Richard!" I yelled as I cantered towards the small white dog. "Richard! Richard!" He still didn't hear. "FOR THE LOVE OF FARORE!!! RICHAAAARD!!!"
The dog jumped at my screaming at looked around. "WHAT!! WHAT?? I HEARD ME NAME!!"
"Heya, Richard! I was the one that screamed yer name!"
He turned around and saw me. "Helloo, Epoona! Soo nice too see yoo!"
I looked at him. "Why are you speaking like that? Y'know, adding the extra "o" vowel sound to every word that has an "o" to it, making it sound like "oooo" instead of "oh"? Why are you pronouncing my name like 'E-poo-na?'"
"Epoona!"
"Epoona?"
"Epoona!"
"Epoona?"
"Epoona!"
"DON'T INSULT MY POO!!"
Richard fell over. "Epoona, soomething happened!"
"Does that something have to do with you speaking like that?"
"Yes!"
I blinked several times. "... Are you Irish?"
"That came oot oof absoolutely noowhere, didn't it?"
"Yessir. Answer da question, yo!"
"Yes! I am an Irish! Do ya have a problem with that, lassie?"
... Lassie? o_O;; I guess that's an Irish word thingy that refers to a girl. Or something. I DON'T KNOW! I'M NOT IRISH-IAN!! I'M A PURE-BLOOD HYLIAN THOROUGHBRED!! ... Does that even exist?
"I dunno!" said the author.
o.O Right. I looked at the white dog. "No problem, sir Richard! Now tell me about your "prooblem"."
"DOON'T MAKE FUN OOF ME!!"
"Hehehe! Okay!"
Richard ahemed. "Now, foolloow me, lass." He led me to the small corner in South Clocktown where he gave me the map. It was near a small pool of shallow water, and there was a huge blanket laid out there in the corner. On the blanket was a radio, a food bowl, a bag of dog food, a candle with a holder, and a pack of matches.
"Here here, make yoorself coomfy, Epoona." Richard said.
The white dog grabbed the matches and lit one, lighting up the candle. I tilted my head.
"How can you do that? Don't you have... paws?"
"I'm a special poop!"
I fell over laughing. "YOU'RE A POOP!!"
"Noo! I meant POOP!"
"BWAHAHA!!!"
"POOOP!!"
".... Oh! You mean "pup", don't you?"
"YES! POOP!!"
I rolled on my back laughing.
"SHOOT UP!!"
"Shut up?"
"YES!"
"Sorry! Sorry!" I regained my composure and sat/lay comfortably on the blanket. Richard sat in front of me and ahemed.
"Let me begin my stoory.
"After yoo left, Epoona, I was just walking aroond, minding me oown business, until this little whippersnapper with purple hair went too me!"
"I'm sorry for intruding," I said, "But did you just say whippersnapper?"
"Why, yes I did! Is there soomething wroong?"
I snickered. "Hehe, nothing! Keep going!"
"AHEM! Soo, befoore I was ROODELY interoopted, this kid with purple hair, baggy cloothes, and a keatoon mask, was walking in froont of me, blabbering soome things little kids with purple hair blabber aboot!
"He suddenly went oop too me and said, 'This is all soo unfair! I want too be an adult again! I shall take it oot oon yoo!! And he whacked me!"
I gasped. "ANIMAL ABOOSE!! I mean, ABUSE!!"
Richard glared at me. "Stoop making fun oof mee!!"
"Hehhe, sowwy! Continue."
"Soo, he whacked me right oon me jaw!" Richard pointed a paw at his jaw and started rubbing it. "And it still hurts too! Stoopid purple hair kid! Boot noow I can't doo anything aboot it! My speech is gooing too be like this foorever!!"
"That's okay, Richard! Maybe we can fix it!" I said reassuringly, patting him on his back.
"And hoow?"
"Okay, repeat after me! Say... puppy!"
"Poopy!!"
I fell over laughing. "No! Look at how my lips move! Puppy!"
"... Oouuhh... Poopy!!"
"... Let me try saying it slower. Puuuuuuuppyyyyy."
"Poooooopyyyyyyy!"
"Puhpee!"
"Poopy!"
"Puh!!"
"Poo!"
"Pee!"
"Py!"
"GAAAHH!"
"GOOHHH!!"
I sweatdropped and slapped my forehead. Richard did the same. O.o;; Man, this is gonna take some time...
... OH NO!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! IT'S MY 3RD AND FINAL NIGHT IN TERMINA!! HOLY CRAP!!!
-----~*~-----
Mua ha! Semi-cliffhanger!! Actually, this isn't a cliffhanger at all! ._.; Ehehe... so anyway, I typed this whole chapter in one go! How rare!! O____o;; Yeah, I realized that Epona didn't think too much in this chapter. Just lots of dialogue. That's okay, right? ^_^
R+R!
~L-Gurl