A/N: Hello it's me again. Not like you were expecting anyone else! Or were
you? Hmmmm. N e wayz just to answer a CERTAIN person's question, No,
Miroku's dick is not broken. Okay now that that's all clear on to the
story!
Inuyasha climbed a tree and thought. (Which is something he seldom did.) Was he really doing such mean things to Kagome? How come she never told him? ' I bet she did tell me but I was just being too much of a dumb bastard to listen' his conscious stated. Suddenly a little Inuyasha popped up on his right shoulder. He was wearing a white robe and had a halo over his head.
"What the hell are you?" Inuyasha asked. "I am your good side." It replied. Inuyasha had a huge question mark over his head. "You know what you did to Kagome was wrong! So I am here to help you make up." It said matter-of- factly. Inuyasha nodded. The little Inu waved his hand and suddenly Inuyasha could see pictures right in front of him. They were memories! "Observe." The tiny Inu said.
-----: ------: MEMORIES: -----: -------: ------ (Before Shippo) Inuyasha walked ahead of Kagome. He could see that she was tired. They had been walking for a whole day without stopping once. The sweat pouring down Kagome's forehead and her heavy breathing stated a fact that she could faint any moment. Her throat was dry and her muscles were sore. Her back ached from her backpack.
"Keep up you stupid girl!" Inuyasha called behind. He was leaping from branch to branch but was agitated because he had to slow down and keep an eye on Kagome. "Sorry." Kagome said in a husky dry voice. Her vision was beginning to get blurry but she started to run anyway. She tripped, stumbled, and fell countless times yet got back up and kept staggering on. Never complaining once. Until finally she was so weak she began to crawl on her hands and knees. Inuyasha watched as she bumped into the bark of a tree and almost cried. She fell on the ground and didn't move. Inuyasha sighed with annoyance and ran back to pick her and the bag up. "You're so weak and useless." Inuyasha told her as he jumped through the branches with ease.
Kagome gripped tightly to the front of his Kimono and buried her head into his chest. She let out a bunch of muffled sighs and sniffles. It took Inuyasha a minute to realize that she was crying. He was just about to ask her why when his rudeness snapped up and he scowled instead. "Look what your doing to my kimono! Your gonna ruin it you wench!" he said and Kagome tensed up. She then let out one more muffled sigh and relaxed. She fell dead asleep. Her head fell backwards and Inuyasha could see her face clearly. Her cheeks were wet from crying and her skin a bit blotchy. Her hair flowed in the wind when Inuyasha jumped. She was beautiful. Even when she cried. The tears only highlighted her features and made her look more exquisite. "Stupid girl." Inuyasha mumbled as he picked a clearing to settle her down.
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"You see?" the little Inu asked. "She tried to keep going, even when her body became exhausted. She only tried to make you happy. She never wanted to annoy you. In fact she wanted to be friends, but you couldn't get past the fact of her resemblance to Kikyo." He said. Inuyasha frowned. "Your right. I was mean to her. She was always nice and I treated her like dirt." He said.
"Always nice? What the hell? Don't listen to that little sissy." Came a new rougher voice. On Inuyasha's left shoulder appeared none other than an Inuyasha with his regular outfit and devil horns. He was smoking weed (or something) "That girl has been bitching for months. Now that you finally gave her a slap of reality your gonna go cry and try to apologize?" it asked. The evil Inu flicked HIS hand and in front of Inu played other memories. "Take you're A.D.D ass, get some riddilin, and pay attention." It said.
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"Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, and sit."
"What did I do, wench?"
"You called me a stupid girl."
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"And that ain't the worst of it." The evil one said. Inuyasha frowned angrily. "Yeah! Why do I owe her anything?" he asked. The good Inu frowned. "For shame! You would be mean to the one who cared and cried for you?" it asked.
"Well maybe I don't respect her enough?"
"RESPECT! When has she ever given you respect? Sure she's shed a little tear once in a while but she always argued. You need to teach her whose top dog!" the evil Inu said.
"That's right! She needs to be the very ground I walk on!"
"Women are not supposed to be treated that way, and you know it. How would you treat your mother?" good Inu asked. Inuyasha thought.
"Maybe your right, perhaps--"
"Perhaps nothing! Tell goody two shoes to shut his mouth!" evil Inu yelled. Good Inu scowled. "You have no right to talk to me that way!" he yelled back. "If I talk to your momma like that then I can do whatever the hell I want." Was the smart reply.
"You leave my mother out of this, you brute!"
"Someone put something in the wimp's mouth. My zipper's stuck. Otherwise I'd feed you my--"
"You would do no such thing!"
"Want to bet?"
"GO FUCK YOURSELF! I mean, may the lord take pity on your lost soul."
"ENOUGH!" cried Inuyasha. He was even more confused than before. "Both of you just leave me alone!" he cried. "You have no right to talk to me that way." They both shouted at him. They both jumped off his shoulder and landed on the ground. Both of them began to grow and grow and grow until there were like giants. "Ha! Now I'll teach you some manners!" the bad Inu said. His voices made the ground shake. He was about to step on Inuyasha when the other conscious pushed him out the way. "Don't do that!" it yelled.
Without warning the two began to fight. Inuyasha jumped out the tree and began to run. He ran straight into another tree and blacked out. As soon as he did, his good side and bad side disappeared. Laughter could be heard all over the forest. In a tree sat two children. One was a mysterious girl and the other was a kitsune.
"That was fun." Anagi said. She pulled back her magic and relaxed. "Did you like it, Shippo?" she asked. Shippo grabbed Anagi's hand and kissed it. "I think I love you." He said. He was never so happy to see Inuyasha go crazy. The feeling made him giddy.
Anagi gasped. She quickly recovered and pulled Shippo into a hug. She then gave him his first French kiss. "Baby!" she squealed when she was done. The kitsune, now filled with many happy emotions, got dizzy and fell off the tree branch. Anagi caught him and smiled. She began carrying him back to the village. The festival would start any moment. "The fun ain't over till the fat man sings." Anagi said to herself.
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Just playing around with the story now. I'll get serious next chapter. The romance starts there! Ok here are your scores.
N/K- 64
I/K- 22
I/k- 5
All- 4 (2 people did not want an I/k ending. Just a N/K & I/K ending) Sayonara!!
Inuyasha climbed a tree and thought. (Which is something he seldom did.) Was he really doing such mean things to Kagome? How come she never told him? ' I bet she did tell me but I was just being too much of a dumb bastard to listen' his conscious stated. Suddenly a little Inuyasha popped up on his right shoulder. He was wearing a white robe and had a halo over his head.
"What the hell are you?" Inuyasha asked. "I am your good side." It replied. Inuyasha had a huge question mark over his head. "You know what you did to Kagome was wrong! So I am here to help you make up." It said matter-of- factly. Inuyasha nodded. The little Inu waved his hand and suddenly Inuyasha could see pictures right in front of him. They were memories! "Observe." The tiny Inu said.
-----: ------: MEMORIES: -----: -------: ------ (Before Shippo) Inuyasha walked ahead of Kagome. He could see that she was tired. They had been walking for a whole day without stopping once. The sweat pouring down Kagome's forehead and her heavy breathing stated a fact that she could faint any moment. Her throat was dry and her muscles were sore. Her back ached from her backpack.
"Keep up you stupid girl!" Inuyasha called behind. He was leaping from branch to branch but was agitated because he had to slow down and keep an eye on Kagome. "Sorry." Kagome said in a husky dry voice. Her vision was beginning to get blurry but she started to run anyway. She tripped, stumbled, and fell countless times yet got back up and kept staggering on. Never complaining once. Until finally she was so weak she began to crawl on her hands and knees. Inuyasha watched as she bumped into the bark of a tree and almost cried. She fell on the ground and didn't move. Inuyasha sighed with annoyance and ran back to pick her and the bag up. "You're so weak and useless." Inuyasha told her as he jumped through the branches with ease.
Kagome gripped tightly to the front of his Kimono and buried her head into his chest. She let out a bunch of muffled sighs and sniffles. It took Inuyasha a minute to realize that she was crying. He was just about to ask her why when his rudeness snapped up and he scowled instead. "Look what your doing to my kimono! Your gonna ruin it you wench!" he said and Kagome tensed up. She then let out one more muffled sigh and relaxed. She fell dead asleep. Her head fell backwards and Inuyasha could see her face clearly. Her cheeks were wet from crying and her skin a bit blotchy. Her hair flowed in the wind when Inuyasha jumped. She was beautiful. Even when she cried. The tears only highlighted her features and made her look more exquisite. "Stupid girl." Inuyasha mumbled as he picked a clearing to settle her down.
-------: --------: ------: ----------: ---------: ----------
"You see?" the little Inu asked. "She tried to keep going, even when her body became exhausted. She only tried to make you happy. She never wanted to annoy you. In fact she wanted to be friends, but you couldn't get past the fact of her resemblance to Kikyo." He said. Inuyasha frowned. "Your right. I was mean to her. She was always nice and I treated her like dirt." He said.
"Always nice? What the hell? Don't listen to that little sissy." Came a new rougher voice. On Inuyasha's left shoulder appeared none other than an Inuyasha with his regular outfit and devil horns. He was smoking weed (or something) "That girl has been bitching for months. Now that you finally gave her a slap of reality your gonna go cry and try to apologize?" it asked. The evil Inu flicked HIS hand and in front of Inu played other memories. "Take you're A.D.D ass, get some riddilin, and pay attention." It said.
-------: -------: MEMORIES-------: --------: ------
"Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, and sit."
"What did I do, wench?"
"You called me a stupid girl."
-------: --------: ------: ----------: ---------: ----------
"And that ain't the worst of it." The evil one said. Inuyasha frowned angrily. "Yeah! Why do I owe her anything?" he asked. The good Inu frowned. "For shame! You would be mean to the one who cared and cried for you?" it asked.
"Well maybe I don't respect her enough?"
"RESPECT! When has she ever given you respect? Sure she's shed a little tear once in a while but she always argued. You need to teach her whose top dog!" the evil Inu said.
"That's right! She needs to be the very ground I walk on!"
"Women are not supposed to be treated that way, and you know it. How would you treat your mother?" good Inu asked. Inuyasha thought.
"Maybe your right, perhaps--"
"Perhaps nothing! Tell goody two shoes to shut his mouth!" evil Inu yelled. Good Inu scowled. "You have no right to talk to me that way!" he yelled back. "If I talk to your momma like that then I can do whatever the hell I want." Was the smart reply.
"You leave my mother out of this, you brute!"
"Someone put something in the wimp's mouth. My zipper's stuck. Otherwise I'd feed you my--"
"You would do no such thing!"
"Want to bet?"
"GO FUCK YOURSELF! I mean, may the lord take pity on your lost soul."
"ENOUGH!" cried Inuyasha. He was even more confused than before. "Both of you just leave me alone!" he cried. "You have no right to talk to me that way." They both shouted at him. They both jumped off his shoulder and landed on the ground. Both of them began to grow and grow and grow until there were like giants. "Ha! Now I'll teach you some manners!" the bad Inu said. His voices made the ground shake. He was about to step on Inuyasha when the other conscious pushed him out the way. "Don't do that!" it yelled.
Without warning the two began to fight. Inuyasha jumped out the tree and began to run. He ran straight into another tree and blacked out. As soon as he did, his good side and bad side disappeared. Laughter could be heard all over the forest. In a tree sat two children. One was a mysterious girl and the other was a kitsune.
"That was fun." Anagi said. She pulled back her magic and relaxed. "Did you like it, Shippo?" she asked. Shippo grabbed Anagi's hand and kissed it. "I think I love you." He said. He was never so happy to see Inuyasha go crazy. The feeling made him giddy.
Anagi gasped. She quickly recovered and pulled Shippo into a hug. She then gave him his first French kiss. "Baby!" she squealed when she was done. The kitsune, now filled with many happy emotions, got dizzy and fell off the tree branch. Anagi caught him and smiled. She began carrying him back to the village. The festival would start any moment. "The fun ain't over till the fat man sings." Anagi said to herself.
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Just playing around with the story now. I'll get serious next chapter. The romance starts there! Ok here are your scores.
N/K- 64
I/K- 22
I/k- 5
All- 4 (2 people did not want an I/k ending. Just a N/K & I/K ending) Sayonara!!