Lex got in his car and drove away, muttering to himself about what an incredible pest Clark was becoming. "Oh, what a pest!" he said. He then leaned a little bit to the side so that he could see his reflection in the side mirror. All of a sudden he felt something land on the top of his car, making it stop abruptly. "Oh dear!" he thought, "What could that be disturbing my pursuit of gazing at my reflection?" He glanced around quickly and then pulled out his small, shiny gun and suavely stepped out of the shiny car. "Who's there?" he asked, "Clark, if it's you, I swear to God I'll hunt you down and murder you. I don't care how speedy you are!"

"Who's Clark?" asked a voice that sounded like sand and glue (Bob Dylan/David Bowie reference!).

Lex looked around some more, "Look, I'm getting very tired of looking around so much so why don't you just show me who you are."

"Fine!" said the mysterious voice, "You're so pushy."

Lex looked in that direction and saw a blue anthropomorphic figure step from the bushes. "Hello," said the blue figure, "My name is Wingny and I'm a super villain."

"Ohhh no, the only super villain in these parts is me, Lex Luther!"

"No I'm the super villain!"

"No, I am!"

"I am!"

"I AM!!"

Just as this disagreement was about to turn into a slapping match Clark Kent ran over and put a stop to it by holding on to both parties. He gave Wingny a swift punch, which caused him to go careening away, and he was, for some reason, never seen again. "Lex," Clark began, "You'll always be my super villain. Super sexy villain, that is."

Lex, who hadn't set down his gun, pointed it at Clark and said, "Clark, get away from me." Then he shot the gun at Clark, twice, thinking it would solve his problem once and for all. Unfortunately, the bullets bounced off and one hit Lex in the shoulder, giving him a bullet-scrapey cut.

Clark stepped forward and crushed the gun in one hand and then said, "Does that turn you on?"

"I try to kill you because I obviously want you to die, you stop me, break my favorite concealed weapon and then ask if it turned me on?"

"Well, did it?"

"NO! Get away from me."

"But I'm strong! And sexy!"

"You're not sexy. I'll give you strong but never, never ever sexy."

Just then, they saw Martha Kent walking up to them carrying a tray, "Boys! I have pink lemonade and Nilla Wafers for you." She yelled. Lex began to walk quickly to his car. "Lex, aren't you going to stay for cookies and lemonade?" she asked.

Lex mentally groaned and then turned back to the waiting Kents. He was about to say something incredibly polite so that the Kents would like him and encourage his friendship with…wait a minute he hates Clark now…so he said, "Mrs. Kent, your hospitality is so charming that it can only be marred by one thing…my deep, deep hatred for your family!" After saying this he felt much better and went to his car and drove away.