The next morning Lex Luther awakes to find a strange package near his bed…hmmm…who do you think it's from?
"What? A package? Who could it be from?" Lex asked groggily while lying in bed, not quite awake yet.
A random servant stepped out from behind a large plant and said, "I believe it is from Clark Kent, sir."
"What are you doing in here?"
"Watching you sleep sir."
"God, that's so creepy. Almost as creepy as…wait! You said the package is from Clark?"
"Yes."
"Thank you. Now please leave my room, you're fired."
As the servant was leaving he shuddered and then turned to the package and shuddered again. "Oh well, I suppose I'd better open it." He tugged at the absurdly large bow and the wrapping paper fell off. "That's TV for you," he muttered. Inside the paper there was a light pink box. He opened the box and found that in the inside there was a bottle of perfume, attached to the neck of the perfume bottle there was a note that said, 'Dear Lex, I stole this perfume from my mom. See, I can be bad just like you!'
This made Lex want to vomit. "Oh dear Lord!" he exclaimed, "Will this nightmare never end?"
And now it's time for a gratuitous nudity scene, you probably won't get this on the TV show.
Lex suavely walked to his armoire and opened the doors. He pulled off the shirt portion of his sexy black pajamas and put on another shirt. He then proceeded to finish changing out of his pajamas and into some real clothes.
Hahahahah, you thought there'd be sexy nudity, admit it! But I lied and only had him topless for a minute…at this point I'm amusing myself.
Lex was about to leave the room when he heard a scraping noise at his window. He turned around so that he was facing the window in question and soon he saw Clark Kent climbing into his bedroom. He ran over to the window and tried to push Clark out of his house but Clark swiftly knocked him across the room. Lex started to get up while rubbing his shoulder but Clark was very fast and soon had him pinned to the wall. "Thought you could avoid me forever, eh Lex?" asked Clark.
"Not thought, hoped." Lex snappily replied.
"Well you can't!" Clark began to rip at the fabric of Lex's pale silk shirt and it quickly came off.
"You can't do this!" cried Lex. Just at that moment the creepy servant from before sneaked in and hid behind the plant, hoping to witness some action.
Clark began to scan the room with his x-ray vision while holding Lex firmly to the wall. He didn't want anyone to watch and report him to the police because then his parents would be disappointed in him. After looking around a bit he saw the servant behind the plant, yelled, "Drat!" and departed.
A topless Lex looked around, suavely, to see what could have caused Clark to leave. He noticed the servant, thanked him and asked him to leave saying, "You're still fired."