After firing the servant Lex felt a little better. "Hmm…" he thought, "Maybe if I drive quickly I'll feel even better." He decided to do this and so he went outside and got into his shiny car and drove away, suavely. After speeding down the highway for several miles he saw a man standing in the middle of the road, "What a moron," Lex thought to himself and swerved into a tree to avoid hitting the man.

Lex got out of the car and walked over to the partially bald man in the tweed coat and said, "Why were you in the middle of the road in the middle of the night? Look what happened to my car because of you!"

The man responded with the statement, "You're too high strung."

"I honestly don't care what a man in the road thinks about my mental health."

"My name is Dr. Wendambantly and I'm a psychiatrist."

"I see, well if you're a psychiatrist then shouldn't you ask yourself what kind of mental problem would lead someone to recklessly stand in the middle of the road!"

"You're hung up on that 'standing in the middle of the road' thing. Why do you think that is?"

"Well I think it's a pretty important factor in judging your capacity for dealing with mental illness."

"Lex, I'm only here to help you."

"This conversation is bizarre, I'm leaving."

"You need to address what happened between you and Clark!" yelled the strange doctor as Lex got into his car.

"Go to hell!" yelled Lex as he drove away.

As he was driving he thought to himself, "Address what happened? Why? I'm fine, what happened earlier today was an unpleasant twenty minutes I'll never get back and nothing more. I think the best thing to do would be to move away from here so I don't have to see Clark every day or worry about him climbing into my bedroom at night. Maybe I'll go to Scotland or something…I could bring the castle back," then he thought, "Wait a minute! I can't move away from Smallville, that would be a terrible plot device! What am I thinking?" He chuckled and continued driving…into the night (ß added for drama).

After an hour of driving he pulled into a random driveway for some reason. He didn't really care where he went because he was feeling tired and reckless so he parked his shiny, silver car in the long gravel driveway that led to a house he couldn't see because of the night. He sat in the car for awhile staring into the darkness and thinking about Clark. He really wanted to stop dwelling on the person he hated the most and he tried thinking about other things such as ice cream and world domination but none of them worked and he began to feel very depressed. Eventually he fell asleep and dreamt, unfortunately but not unexpectedly, about Clark. In his dream he was reliving the events of that morning and he awoke with a start when it got to his least favorite part, his favorite being when he fired the servant with a close second being when the servant tried to kill him. I'm sure you can figure out his least favorite part, it's pretty obvious.

Anyway, when he woke up he heard a prowling noise in the bushes surrounding the driveway. Just then a man burst out of the bushes and yelled, "AH HAH!"

"Jesus Christ!" exclaimed Lex when he saw the shadowy figure.

"Who's there?" asked the unidentified man.

"It's Lex, Lex Luther," said the person in question.

The figure stepped into the light of the headlights and Lex was surprised to see that he was Jonathan Kent. "Mr. Kent," said Lex, "What are you doing out here prowling around with a gun?"

"Well, you're parked on my driveway. Martha heard a car pull up and wanted me to see if it was an intruder."

"It took you this long to get out here after hearing me pull up? I've been out here for hours, that's pretty sad."

"That's it! I left you alone before because you were Clark's friend but after what you said to my wife I'm not so kindly disposed towards you so I'm going to kill you with my rifle!" Jonathan's gun wasn't nearly as shiny as Lex's.

"Dad!" yelled Clark as he jumped out of the bushes, "Have you found the intruder?" After saying this he noticed that his father was pointing a gun at Lex Luther who was standing with his back to the car, eyeing the rifle cautiously. He could tell that Lex was trying to appear bored and unconcerned, he recognized the expression. "Oh it's Lex. Lex what were you doing at our house?"

"I had no idea that it was yours." Lex was thinking what the bizarre psychiatrist would say about this.

"Oh. Well, Dad, maybe we should just let him go. He's not going to hurt anyone."

"Of course he will, he's a Luther."

"Just because you're wildly prejudiced against my family is no reason to kill me."

"Yeah," said Clark, "Dad, you just go inside and I'll make sure he leaves."

"Alright, but only because you have special…powers…of persuasion."

After Mr. Kent was out of sight Clark turned to Lex and said, "So…we're alone, it's late at night…what should we do in this situation?"

Lex was really not looking forward to what was coming next and he tried to get in his car and drive away but Clark was too fast and quickly over took Lex. You can imagine what happened next because we know how strong Clark is and what he wanted to do to Lex, once again, it's pretty obvious.

As I'm sure you can imagine, this was pretty traumatizing for Lex. He didn't know what to do; he couldn't move away because of the plot device thing and he really didn't want to stay because he hated Clark so much. He began to think of some possible solutions and was really having a hard time coming up with something but then he thought, "Wait, I'm wealthy, powerful, very possibly evil, and I want revenge and to show Clark exactly why it's not a good idea to get on my bad side! That's four resources at my disposal, there's nothing I can't do!" Lex then began to think of ways to get around Clark's incredible strength but soon realized that it didn't matter because he had more money. He drove home in his shiny car, when he got back to the Luther Mansion he was so excited that he forgot to park his car and it rolled into a ravine.

As soon as he got inside he rushed to the nearest telephone and began to pull some strings to cause Clark and everyone around him some problems.

He chuckled, "This will teach him a lesson he won't soon forget."