The next morning Lex woke up and said to himself, "I have a new stratagem! I'll pretend to be friends with Clark again and then when he least expects it I'll betray him and he'll be so hurt!" He looked at the clock. "Dear lord, it's so early!" It was early, so early, in fact, that Clark hadn't even gone to school yet and was on his way to Lex's house at that moment.
Lex was just on his way to another room when Clark burst in, "Lex! It's been so long since I last saw you!"
"Yeah. Yesterday. Listen Clark, I know you really like me but I was thinking maybe we could be just friends, that way I wouldn't try to ruin your life and you wouldn't try to…ah…you know."
Clark was thinking that this way he could slowly seduce Lex with friendship so he said, "Sure Lex. That'd be great."
"Excellent! I'll make some breakfast. Do you like eggs?" Lex walked towards the kitchen.
"Lex Luthor, making eggs," Clark chuckled.
"Hey! I can make eggs."
A/N are you happy? I added the mandatory 'isn't that cute? The rich kid's trying to cook' scene