Lex drove home, thinking about the events of the night, 'Those were some events,' he thought. 'I can't believe how bad the Kents are at acting like there's no awkwardness, it's terrible.'
All of a sudden he saw a strange young woman standing on the side of the road next to the smoldering remains of a car. He pulled over, thinking that there were way too many people standing by the side of the road that day. "What do you want?" he asked.
"I think it's pretty obvious," replied the stranded party.
"A ride? A new car? What?"
"Don't mock me, my car just exploded."
"I wasn't mocking."
"A new car? Come on."
"I'd buy you a new car."
"Waaait a minute, you're Lex Luthor, aren't you?"
"No. Well, yes."
"You fiend! You destroyed my family!"
"I did?"
"Well not so much you as your father but same thing."
"It is not!"
"You're a Luthor, how could you not destroy someone's family?"
Lex went to his car and drove away, muttering to himself, 'this is getting ridiculous.'