A Sexy Jutsu
By Mukumuku
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Kishimoto-sensei does. If I did there would be shonen-ai EVERYWHERE! And by everywhere, I mean in Sasuke's pants!
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"Gaara, ahh." Naruto loved putting Gaara on the spot. He pushed the tip of the chopsticks forward to Gaara's lips giving Gaara the choice to eat or not. Gaara chose to take a bite of the meat, he always enjoyed meals that Naruto cooked.
Sasuke looked at his portion of his food, warily examining it. He picked it up, closed his eyes and took a mouthful of it.
Sasuke's eyes sparkled. Delicious! Gaara chewed on his bit of meat and swallowed it. He seemed to be enjoying the meal greatly. 'This woman is better than Naruto,' Sasuke nodded agreeing with himself. 'She can cook!'
Naruto looked at Sasuke and noticed there was only the noodles that he had made on his plate. He also noticed that Sasuke was looking a bit left out, Naruto didn't want to get caught. But deep inside.
With his chopsticks he quickly picked up a piece of meat and held it to Sasuke's lips. "Sasuke, ahh." Sasuke paused, 'am I hallucinating? Is this another mirage?' He gulped before he chewed the rest of his noodles in his mouth. Then he swallowed down his food, he parted his lips and Natsume popped the piece of meat into his mouth.
He bit it in half and his mouth filled with flavor.
It tasted good. This was too good to be true.
Gaara watched Sasuke chew, jealously. 'How could you do that, Naruto.' he thought hoping that Naruto would hear him. Gaara took three years to get broken down. He wasn't too open unless he was beside Naruto, besides that he was almost the same person he was before.
Of course he killed less.
Even though he disliked Sasuke, Gaara was trying to be civil to Sasuke. It was the least he could do considering he was indebted to Naruto for his services and times he fought to restore the hidden sand village.
After Naruto had left the hospital those all years ago, he seemed distraught. Willing to follow anyone anywhere, even into the depths of hell. Just to get away from the leaf village. Naruto was torn up inside and could barely eat but quickly became his own self. And soon before reaching the sand Village, her old self.
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Gaara was forced to take up Kazekage from his father after he got fed up with Wind Country Lord's trash. His father was still alive now, but hardly spoke of matters aside of Gaara's duties.
He hated it, having to take up post as Kazekage. Already two years and he wanted out, to protect people he didn't want to. His heart ached. Why couldn't he leave? Why did Naruto have to make him more human? Those were the things that occupied Gaara's mind as he watched the rain trickled down the window of a hotel in Leaf Village. Gaara was in the leaf village on business. It was raining hard, water pouring everywhere. He had never seen rain like this.
He remembered that he hated the rain then.
That's when Naruto knocked on the door. Gaara was in a bad mood, he thought it was another messenger with more bad news. Naruto was wearing nothing but his hospital smock and soaked head to toe. Gaara grabbed the knob to slam the door. He didn't need to hear what Naruto had to say. Naruto held the door open. If it wasn't for the sobbing, in the rain and his bad condition, he'd never had known.
Naruto was crying.
"Take me anywhere," Naruto said, his eyes hollowed out by some betrayal or unspeakable horror. It was then that Naruto looked at him, he was not handsome. He reminded him of someone, but couldn't say whom exactly.
"Gaara. You're the only one who can take me anywhere." Naruto clung to that unfeeling Gaara of those years ago, tears rolling down his face. "I'll go anywhere as long as you take me with you. Away from here."
What made him take him in?
Gaara left then, carrying the little things he brought with him.
He stepped into the rain and felt alive, he looked at Naruto. He was so beautifully fragile in the rain. So beautifully innocent. He remembered grabbing a large (hideous) green umbrella from a vendor.
He remembered. He and Naruto leaving the village, Naruto catching a cold from running around scantily dressed. When he and Naruto fell in the mud due a miscalculated step, getting pegged for being robbers, sleeping in the mud, catching fish in the morning.
At that second he decided to love the rain.
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He traveled for a month with Naruto, occasionally sending word to his hidden Sand Village and his family. Naruto had urged him to keep in touch. When he returned Naruto had decided to live the rest of his life as Natsume by his side.
Gaara remembered the day he brought Natsume to the village.
They asked him if he got her pregnant. And then they.
Gaara rubbed the blush off his face.
It was Sasuke's doing that caused Naruto's pain. He gritted his teeth, he wished he were outside so he could crush Sasuke with his sand. He hated Sasuke. He was too perfect, too clean. He could easily find someone else.
But not someone like Naruto.
Sasuke would never find another like Naruto, Naruto was priceless and Gaara learned that everyday he fell in love with him.
Gaara's chopsticks broke in his fingers. 'I'm not loosing Naruto to Sasuke. Never."
Sasuke he felt his stomach suddenly lurch. Not only did he feel ill chi towards coming towards him from Gaara, he felt one leaking from behind Natsume-sensei. Natsume seemed to sense it to, yet she did not turn around to face the woman breathing down her neck. She attempted to continue to eat happily but it was took much, Natsume couldn't eat with this bad will towards her.
"Natsume! This is the teacher's table! Right?" Rikka's voice was sharp and striking. Naruto felt daggers of hate stabbing the back of his head, he turned around slowly. Rikka held her bento box in her hand like a weapon, he make-up carefully applied to her face to harness the natural look of her face. It's application with precision and care, as like a soldier would apply war paint. Pink clothing enhancing her features, she was decked out for a battle.
Naruto acted calmly and chose his words carefully, "I think it would be all right."
Rikka smiled at the other women and her small victory. The women cowered silently waiting their turn. Too shy to approach the icy Hokage, yet jealous of their comrade's luck. "Find then, Natsume Aya!" She sat between Natsume and Sasuke, in the seat that had been Sakura's previously before she went to order her lunch. " Since you invited me, I'll sit down!"
Natsume looked at her food on her plate. 'I didn't invite you, ugly bitch!' Naruto grinned internally. All he had to do was wait for Sakura to come back. She would take care of Rikka for him. Rikka wasn't a bad woman really, just man-hungry, turning thirty and bitchy.
Naruto glanced around the room in front of him, no more approaching danger.
A pair of hands slid over Natsume's eyes and a bubbly voice giggled, "guess who?"
"Yuri," Natsume said automatically.
The little pig-tailed girl growled. "No fair. Nor fair. Natsume-sensei always catches Yuri!" Yuri was dressed like a schoolgirl rather than a ninja as a disguise. Her cute light purple hair bounced back and forth, doing her dance of complaints. "Natsume-sensei! I looked for you everywhere but I couldn't find you."
Sasuke looked up from the imported octopus that Rikka had put on his plate and spotted Yuri. He was going to shout, but Yuri had opened her mouth before Sasuke could speak. "Oh MY GOD! IT'S THE PERVERT!"
Yuri began to dance from one leg to the other. "Natsume-sensei watch out he's a real pervert!"
Natsume chuckled. Sasuke looked at Natsume looking for help. Gaara played with his broken chopsticks, not paying attention to a scene he was used to. Two Genin struggled past the crowd to the teacher's table to grab the squealing girl who added the already thick atmosphere. "I'm sorry, she's a little uppity."
"Natsume-sensei---! Run!" Yuri waved her arms frantically, "save yourself!"
"Behave yourself," Yuri stopped squealing and realized her situation. She went into a state of attention and smiled happily. The two genin released the girl who happily bounded to a corner of the table and ogled the food on the table, pawing at it.
Natsume motioned with her hand, "Yuri, this is the Hokage, Sasuke Uchiha. Lord Hokage, this is the very special genin team I instruct. This girl is Yuri, she's highly skilled and though she's a bit young she was moved up to be a genin."
Sasuke blinked, 'special indeed.' Rikka tapped his plate directing his attention back to the meal.
Natsume continued on and motioned to an Asian boy with a scar running down his face. He had black hair to his shoulders and a serious expression. "This is Jin, he's quiet. Sometimes he says weird things, but he's a prodigy child." Natsume paused mid sentence "except he's a bit..."
"Eccentric," Jin gave a small smile.
"And this is." Natsume was cut of by a boy who had the looks of someone of European descent. His French accent was apparent and already he showed his emotion with the clasping of his hands. "Ma Cherie, I don't need a introduction from you. You rest your tired throat. You must have some sort of scuffle, you look pale."
Natsume rested her cheek on her hand and elbow on the table. "I've been over worked," Naruto replied with a smile.
The longhaired, curly blonde boy grabbed her hand and patted it. "Gaara, if you truly love the girl you should give her a little time to herself." Gaara thought for a second and realized it would give Sasuke too much leeway. Though Sasuke was already preoccupied with Rikka, forcing food down his throat. "Though she is a great Jounen, she deserves a little time to herself. Non?"
"Idiot, you talk to much." Jin already seemed to have his own fan following and the circle around the table grew tighter. His fan girls cheered him on and gushed over his good looks.
Jacques snapped back. "And you talk too little! You act like you will get noticed by sitting around and looking pretty in the shade, brooding about your pale skin." The fan girls began to yell at Jacques for putting down Jin. Jacques just ignored looking off to the side. Several women approached Sasuke with their precious bento boxes, wary of hissing Rikka.
"Oh forgive me, I've forgotten myself. Bonjour! My name is Jacques Delacroix," the boy was quite handsome and yet feminine at the same time. "I hope we could all be good friends."
Naruto enjoyed his misunderstood genin. He kind of reminded him of himself. Loud, obnoxious, itching to be heard. Always willing to prove himself, Vincent was the splitting image of himself. Come to think of it. Jin was the splitting image of Sasuke and Yuri. was. cute. like Sakura.
"It's the girl who ran away," Sasuke uttered in a monotone voice.
"Natsume-sensei. They were strangers and I kept trying to run away from them but they. they kept chasing after me." Yuri's eyes went all watery from all her fear, "you told me to stay away from strangers."
"It's okay, Yuri," Natsume patted her head, "I did, my bad." Yuri was really young, made a lot of mistakes and needed constant reassurance. In addition she was missing a motherly influence, her father being a divorced rich merchant.
He was like a mother to many genin, come to think about it.
"Natsume-sensei." She wiped away her tears and her mood suddenly lightened when he saw the noodles trailing from Natsume's lips. "Ooooh! Bento!" She picked up Rikka's chopsticks, without thinking and began to eat the noodles Naruto's plate.
She ate it was and looked into the back of her head for a reply, "it needs more spice."
"I think it's wonderful," Gaara said finally.
Sasuke put down his chopsticks. Two could play at this game.
"I liked it too," Sasuke smiled his Prince charming smile to hook the crowd. Unfortunately, it was the when all the single women mobbed him at once. They decided that he had just said the magic words and made the clear for them to bombard the handsome critic with food.
"It's looks like you made too much," said Teguchi who had strayed away from his seat on his way to the garbage. He nodded to himself. "It looks unbalanced."
"Needs more vegetarian alternatives," Rikka added hastily edging more food on Sasuke's plate.
"More spice!" Screeched Yuri, bouncing up and down clinging to Natsume's clothing. Natsume's shirt ripped down and it revealed her bra that had snapped with Yuri's constant pulling.
"Takoyaki?!" And over eager girl was already offering some of her bento along with some other women to Sasuke's overflowing plate.
That was when a piece of meat hit some girl's face.
There was a pause.
Silence.
Shock perhaps. The meat had rolled off her face and fallen into her bento. Marring her "perfect" lunch.
Then war exploded.
Food was being thrown across the room from every direction to women and men, students alike. Naruto decided it was time to leave. He hardly got to eat any of his food and decided to later sneak out later for Ramen.
Sasuke slipped away amongst the fighting. Gaara disappeared under the table using a technique he called crawling and made a note to pay the caretakers extra later.
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Sakura arrived. She was glad she got her bento but they seemed to have everything but the one that Sasuke liked. But now looking at the crowd gathered around the table that she decided she should have chosen faster.
She worked up the strength to approach the table when a food fight exploded.
Neji who had been deeply involved in his meal looked up and opened his mouth in shock at his surroundings. Unlucky that's when Rikka decided to throw Natsume's lunch at Neji, and thus in Neji's mouth.
Neji closed his mouth and accidentally gulped it. He freaked out for a second and calmed down, wiping his forehead in relief. "This food tastes normal.."
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"No more rooms?" Sakura, Neji and Sasuke almost collapsed. Kankuro tried to get a deal but it was way to hard. There was a wedding for a famous merchant's daughter and their family were to large families becoming one. They all sat and stood in the Kazekage's cool office and despaired over their new situation.
Temari shuffled from side to side worried, Naruto looked at the strong girl. "What is it, Temari?"
"We put the luggage at your house, Natsume," Naruto looked up from the tear on his shoulder, he remembered he gave Temari his emergency key.
Temari giggled nervously, "it was because we thought we would pick it up if there was room at the hotel." Temari lowered her head, she should have said no but they were too hot and it was only going to be a while. Naruto sighed sympathetically. He couldn't really blame her. She tried her best.
"There's plenty of room at your house, Natsume, it WAS build for a family," Naruto looked over his shoulder. Rikka was still stalking Sasuke and had stalked him all the way back to the Kazekage's office. "What? Teachers are allowed here."
Despite this, Natsume still kicked her back out.
'Natsume-sensei. Bought a house with the intention of a family? Does that mean she's looking for a husband?' Sasuke gulped. Was he willing to be a husband? A father?
'Naruto bought a house with the intention of a family. Does that mean he wants to have kids?' Kankuro thought, 'I don't think he has the proper equipment. Wait! Can a jutsu do that? I hope not. Maybe he's adopting.' Kankuro looked at his brother over his shoulder. Gaara?! A father?
Kankuro cleared her throat, "we can take Sasuke, Neji but Gaara doesn't have enough room in his house for Kakashi and Iruka."
'My house?!' Gaara looked to Sasuke who looked back with such hatred suited for great love rivals.
"I'd like to stay here if you don't mind," Hinata spoke quietly. She blushed shyly, "I won't be that much trouble. I'll. I'll even help. Cook."
Sakura nodded. "Me. Me too!"
"Na-Na--" Natsume turned to face a stammering Iruka.
Natsume paled, 'SHIT!'
Natsume ran forward and embraced Iruka, forgetting about her ripped shirt. "Iruka! Er. It's been so long! It's me! Natsume Aya!" Naruto whispered to Iruka through gritted teeth. //"Keep your mouth shut."//
Iruka whispered back with the same way. //"Naruto! What are you here!"// Iruka smiled and patted Natsume on her bare shoulder, frantically. "What have you been doing all this time."
"I've become a teacher, took a page from your book." Naruto and Iruka inched away from the crowd slowly as they spoke. Sasuke raised an eyebrow. //"I'm hiding, what does it look like?"//
Sakura smiled, she stepped closer. "Ooh! Iruka. Is Natsume your friend?"
"I'm. His." Naruto was stumped, all these times and he couldn't say a word.
"Ex-girlfriend!" Iruka exclaimed.
"Ex-Girlfriend!?" Everyone looked at Iruka as if they never even heard it. The room erupted into whispering and odd glances.
//"Ex-Girlfriend."// Naruto shook his head.
"Ex-Girlfriend." Kakashi raised an eyebrow, he thought about his lover with the young teacher and thought how he ended up coming into the picture. Then Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise mind slipped into perversion, 'kinky.'
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Author's note:
The food was normal, it's like they say, it's the company you keep people [DON'T DO DRUGS] that makes food taste good. The sexier the woman/man, the sexier the food. Yah?
Changed the story type from general-romance, to romance-humor. Took of non- member reviews.
Ahah hah hah. Vincent Delacriox: the gaijin that no one likes, nah, I'm joking. I hope the French readers (who can read English or you would not be reading this, non? NO!) do not get offended. I've been playing .Hack//sign infection. The Noble Grunty always says, "mon ami!"
I'm being influenced.
Eternal Radience, I'm actually updating now. Thanks. I worry. The OOC-ness.
Remember! Natsume=Naruto! Annachan. It's easy as 1234354446, and I don't mean counting. I meant saying. J/K. I thought it was easy to understand. That's just what they call him or think he is. His alias.
Cheryl-chan, I agree! Lee deserves SAKURA! Go Lee! Love! Love! I like Sasuke too. Sorry of some of the situations he gets into. I like Gaara the most. Poor Gaara. He deserves some lovin'.
WuffieLuver, is still with me. I'll fight on and I gots Dan Inverse and Vampire Goddess Jekyll. Hrawr!
Shadow of Arashi, there shall be more Kakashi! I might take you up on that one thing. I hope you don't mind.
SW, you were right. I don't know if they're in character or anything. I hope so. That'll make it spicier. We need more spice!
Nemi and Nora D are always helping me out. I'm so slippery. You can probably see my spelling mistakes. That's good. At least I know someone can. Because I can't. [Do not spell check, you're great reviewers.]
Nemi. When I reveal it why, I'll tell you this: "it'll be sexellent."
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Next Chapter:
"Naruto. Do you use that women's bathhouse or the men's?"
The answer!
Naruto doesn't bathe!
Gross? But that's after shopping. More Sasuke x Naruto past revealed!
Why does only Iruka know? More scandal!
Where's Kakashi. We all need more Kakashi. He's gonna do something..
Sexy.
[Review and you dreams may come true unless. Uh. More shonen-ai, kids?]
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Kishimoto-sensei does. If I did there would be shonen-ai EVERYWHERE! And by everywhere, I mean in Sasuke's pants!
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"Gaara, ahh." Naruto loved putting Gaara on the spot. He pushed the tip of the chopsticks forward to Gaara's lips giving Gaara the choice to eat or not. Gaara chose to take a bite of the meat, he always enjoyed meals that Naruto cooked.
Sasuke looked at his portion of his food, warily examining it. He picked it up, closed his eyes and took a mouthful of it.
Sasuke's eyes sparkled. Delicious! Gaara chewed on his bit of meat and swallowed it. He seemed to be enjoying the meal greatly. 'This woman is better than Naruto,' Sasuke nodded agreeing with himself. 'She can cook!'
Naruto looked at Sasuke and noticed there was only the noodles that he had made on his plate. He also noticed that Sasuke was looking a bit left out, Naruto didn't want to get caught. But deep inside.
With his chopsticks he quickly picked up a piece of meat and held it to Sasuke's lips. "Sasuke, ahh." Sasuke paused, 'am I hallucinating? Is this another mirage?' He gulped before he chewed the rest of his noodles in his mouth. Then he swallowed down his food, he parted his lips and Natsume popped the piece of meat into his mouth.
He bit it in half and his mouth filled with flavor.
It tasted good. This was too good to be true.
Gaara watched Sasuke chew, jealously. 'How could you do that, Naruto.' he thought hoping that Naruto would hear him. Gaara took three years to get broken down. He wasn't too open unless he was beside Naruto, besides that he was almost the same person he was before.
Of course he killed less.
Even though he disliked Sasuke, Gaara was trying to be civil to Sasuke. It was the least he could do considering he was indebted to Naruto for his services and times he fought to restore the hidden sand village.
After Naruto had left the hospital those all years ago, he seemed distraught. Willing to follow anyone anywhere, even into the depths of hell. Just to get away from the leaf village. Naruto was torn up inside and could barely eat but quickly became his own self. And soon before reaching the sand Village, her old self.
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Gaara was forced to take up Kazekage from his father after he got fed up with Wind Country Lord's trash. His father was still alive now, but hardly spoke of matters aside of Gaara's duties.
He hated it, having to take up post as Kazekage. Already two years and he wanted out, to protect people he didn't want to. His heart ached. Why couldn't he leave? Why did Naruto have to make him more human? Those were the things that occupied Gaara's mind as he watched the rain trickled down the window of a hotel in Leaf Village. Gaara was in the leaf village on business. It was raining hard, water pouring everywhere. He had never seen rain like this.
He remembered that he hated the rain then.
That's when Naruto knocked on the door. Gaara was in a bad mood, he thought it was another messenger with more bad news. Naruto was wearing nothing but his hospital smock and soaked head to toe. Gaara grabbed the knob to slam the door. He didn't need to hear what Naruto had to say. Naruto held the door open. If it wasn't for the sobbing, in the rain and his bad condition, he'd never had known.
Naruto was crying.
"Take me anywhere," Naruto said, his eyes hollowed out by some betrayal or unspeakable horror. It was then that Naruto looked at him, he was not handsome. He reminded him of someone, but couldn't say whom exactly.
"Gaara. You're the only one who can take me anywhere." Naruto clung to that unfeeling Gaara of those years ago, tears rolling down his face. "I'll go anywhere as long as you take me with you. Away from here."
What made him take him in?
Gaara left then, carrying the little things he brought with him.
He stepped into the rain and felt alive, he looked at Naruto. He was so beautifully fragile in the rain. So beautifully innocent. He remembered grabbing a large (hideous) green umbrella from a vendor.
He remembered. He and Naruto leaving the village, Naruto catching a cold from running around scantily dressed. When he and Naruto fell in the mud due a miscalculated step, getting pegged for being robbers, sleeping in the mud, catching fish in the morning.
At that second he decided to love the rain.
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He traveled for a month with Naruto, occasionally sending word to his hidden Sand Village and his family. Naruto had urged him to keep in touch. When he returned Naruto had decided to live the rest of his life as Natsume by his side.
Gaara remembered the day he brought Natsume to the village.
They asked him if he got her pregnant. And then they.
Gaara rubbed the blush off his face.
It was Sasuke's doing that caused Naruto's pain. He gritted his teeth, he wished he were outside so he could crush Sasuke with his sand. He hated Sasuke. He was too perfect, too clean. He could easily find someone else.
But not someone like Naruto.
Sasuke would never find another like Naruto, Naruto was priceless and Gaara learned that everyday he fell in love with him.
Gaara's chopsticks broke in his fingers. 'I'm not loosing Naruto to Sasuke. Never."
Sasuke he felt his stomach suddenly lurch. Not only did he feel ill chi towards coming towards him from Gaara, he felt one leaking from behind Natsume-sensei. Natsume seemed to sense it to, yet she did not turn around to face the woman breathing down her neck. She attempted to continue to eat happily but it was took much, Natsume couldn't eat with this bad will towards her.
"Natsume! This is the teacher's table! Right?" Rikka's voice was sharp and striking. Naruto felt daggers of hate stabbing the back of his head, he turned around slowly. Rikka held her bento box in her hand like a weapon, he make-up carefully applied to her face to harness the natural look of her face. It's application with precision and care, as like a soldier would apply war paint. Pink clothing enhancing her features, she was decked out for a battle.
Naruto acted calmly and chose his words carefully, "I think it would be all right."
Rikka smiled at the other women and her small victory. The women cowered silently waiting their turn. Too shy to approach the icy Hokage, yet jealous of their comrade's luck. "Find then, Natsume Aya!" She sat between Natsume and Sasuke, in the seat that had been Sakura's previously before she went to order her lunch. " Since you invited me, I'll sit down!"
Natsume looked at her food on her plate. 'I didn't invite you, ugly bitch!' Naruto grinned internally. All he had to do was wait for Sakura to come back. She would take care of Rikka for him. Rikka wasn't a bad woman really, just man-hungry, turning thirty and bitchy.
Naruto glanced around the room in front of him, no more approaching danger.
A pair of hands slid over Natsume's eyes and a bubbly voice giggled, "guess who?"
"Yuri," Natsume said automatically.
The little pig-tailed girl growled. "No fair. Nor fair. Natsume-sensei always catches Yuri!" Yuri was dressed like a schoolgirl rather than a ninja as a disguise. Her cute light purple hair bounced back and forth, doing her dance of complaints. "Natsume-sensei! I looked for you everywhere but I couldn't find you."
Sasuke looked up from the imported octopus that Rikka had put on his plate and spotted Yuri. He was going to shout, but Yuri had opened her mouth before Sasuke could speak. "Oh MY GOD! IT'S THE PERVERT!"
Yuri began to dance from one leg to the other. "Natsume-sensei watch out he's a real pervert!"
Natsume chuckled. Sasuke looked at Natsume looking for help. Gaara played with his broken chopsticks, not paying attention to a scene he was used to. Two Genin struggled past the crowd to the teacher's table to grab the squealing girl who added the already thick atmosphere. "I'm sorry, she's a little uppity."
"Natsume-sensei---! Run!" Yuri waved her arms frantically, "save yourself!"
"Behave yourself," Yuri stopped squealing and realized her situation. She went into a state of attention and smiled happily. The two genin released the girl who happily bounded to a corner of the table and ogled the food on the table, pawing at it.
Natsume motioned with her hand, "Yuri, this is the Hokage, Sasuke Uchiha. Lord Hokage, this is the very special genin team I instruct. This girl is Yuri, she's highly skilled and though she's a bit young she was moved up to be a genin."
Sasuke blinked, 'special indeed.' Rikka tapped his plate directing his attention back to the meal.
Natsume continued on and motioned to an Asian boy with a scar running down his face. He had black hair to his shoulders and a serious expression. "This is Jin, he's quiet. Sometimes he says weird things, but he's a prodigy child." Natsume paused mid sentence "except he's a bit..."
"Eccentric," Jin gave a small smile.
"And this is." Natsume was cut of by a boy who had the looks of someone of European descent. His French accent was apparent and already he showed his emotion with the clasping of his hands. "Ma Cherie, I don't need a introduction from you. You rest your tired throat. You must have some sort of scuffle, you look pale."
Natsume rested her cheek on her hand and elbow on the table. "I've been over worked," Naruto replied with a smile.
The longhaired, curly blonde boy grabbed her hand and patted it. "Gaara, if you truly love the girl you should give her a little time to herself." Gaara thought for a second and realized it would give Sasuke too much leeway. Though Sasuke was already preoccupied with Rikka, forcing food down his throat. "Though she is a great Jounen, she deserves a little time to herself. Non?"
"Idiot, you talk to much." Jin already seemed to have his own fan following and the circle around the table grew tighter. His fan girls cheered him on and gushed over his good looks.
Jacques snapped back. "And you talk too little! You act like you will get noticed by sitting around and looking pretty in the shade, brooding about your pale skin." The fan girls began to yell at Jacques for putting down Jin. Jacques just ignored looking off to the side. Several women approached Sasuke with their precious bento boxes, wary of hissing Rikka.
"Oh forgive me, I've forgotten myself. Bonjour! My name is Jacques Delacroix," the boy was quite handsome and yet feminine at the same time. "I hope we could all be good friends."
Naruto enjoyed his misunderstood genin. He kind of reminded him of himself. Loud, obnoxious, itching to be heard. Always willing to prove himself, Vincent was the splitting image of himself. Come to think of it. Jin was the splitting image of Sasuke and Yuri. was. cute. like Sakura.
"It's the girl who ran away," Sasuke uttered in a monotone voice.
"Natsume-sensei. They were strangers and I kept trying to run away from them but they. they kept chasing after me." Yuri's eyes went all watery from all her fear, "you told me to stay away from strangers."
"It's okay, Yuri," Natsume patted her head, "I did, my bad." Yuri was really young, made a lot of mistakes and needed constant reassurance. In addition she was missing a motherly influence, her father being a divorced rich merchant.
He was like a mother to many genin, come to think about it.
"Natsume-sensei." She wiped away her tears and her mood suddenly lightened when he saw the noodles trailing from Natsume's lips. "Ooooh! Bento!" She picked up Rikka's chopsticks, without thinking and began to eat the noodles Naruto's plate.
She ate it was and looked into the back of her head for a reply, "it needs more spice."
"I think it's wonderful," Gaara said finally.
Sasuke put down his chopsticks. Two could play at this game.
"I liked it too," Sasuke smiled his Prince charming smile to hook the crowd. Unfortunately, it was the when all the single women mobbed him at once. They decided that he had just said the magic words and made the clear for them to bombard the handsome critic with food.
"It's looks like you made too much," said Teguchi who had strayed away from his seat on his way to the garbage. He nodded to himself. "It looks unbalanced."
"Needs more vegetarian alternatives," Rikka added hastily edging more food on Sasuke's plate.
"More spice!" Screeched Yuri, bouncing up and down clinging to Natsume's clothing. Natsume's shirt ripped down and it revealed her bra that had snapped with Yuri's constant pulling.
"Takoyaki?!" And over eager girl was already offering some of her bento along with some other women to Sasuke's overflowing plate.
That was when a piece of meat hit some girl's face.
There was a pause.
Silence.
Shock perhaps. The meat had rolled off her face and fallen into her bento. Marring her "perfect" lunch.
Then war exploded.
Food was being thrown across the room from every direction to women and men, students alike. Naruto decided it was time to leave. He hardly got to eat any of his food and decided to later sneak out later for Ramen.
Sasuke slipped away amongst the fighting. Gaara disappeared under the table using a technique he called crawling and made a note to pay the caretakers extra later.
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Sakura arrived. She was glad she got her bento but they seemed to have everything but the one that Sasuke liked. But now looking at the crowd gathered around the table that she decided she should have chosen faster.
She worked up the strength to approach the table when a food fight exploded.
Neji who had been deeply involved in his meal looked up and opened his mouth in shock at his surroundings. Unlucky that's when Rikka decided to throw Natsume's lunch at Neji, and thus in Neji's mouth.
Neji closed his mouth and accidentally gulped it. He freaked out for a second and calmed down, wiping his forehead in relief. "This food tastes normal.."
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"No more rooms?" Sakura, Neji and Sasuke almost collapsed. Kankuro tried to get a deal but it was way to hard. There was a wedding for a famous merchant's daughter and their family were to large families becoming one. They all sat and stood in the Kazekage's cool office and despaired over their new situation.
Temari shuffled from side to side worried, Naruto looked at the strong girl. "What is it, Temari?"
"We put the luggage at your house, Natsume," Naruto looked up from the tear on his shoulder, he remembered he gave Temari his emergency key.
Temari giggled nervously, "it was because we thought we would pick it up if there was room at the hotel." Temari lowered her head, she should have said no but they were too hot and it was only going to be a while. Naruto sighed sympathetically. He couldn't really blame her. She tried her best.
"There's plenty of room at your house, Natsume, it WAS build for a family," Naruto looked over his shoulder. Rikka was still stalking Sasuke and had stalked him all the way back to the Kazekage's office. "What? Teachers are allowed here."
Despite this, Natsume still kicked her back out.
'Natsume-sensei. Bought a house with the intention of a family? Does that mean she's looking for a husband?' Sasuke gulped. Was he willing to be a husband? A father?
'Naruto bought a house with the intention of a family. Does that mean he wants to have kids?' Kankuro thought, 'I don't think he has the proper equipment. Wait! Can a jutsu do that? I hope not. Maybe he's adopting.' Kankuro looked at his brother over his shoulder. Gaara?! A father?
Kankuro cleared her throat, "we can take Sasuke, Neji but Gaara doesn't have enough room in his house for Kakashi and Iruka."
'My house?!' Gaara looked to Sasuke who looked back with such hatred suited for great love rivals.
"I'd like to stay here if you don't mind," Hinata spoke quietly. She blushed shyly, "I won't be that much trouble. I'll. I'll even help. Cook."
Sakura nodded. "Me. Me too!"
"Na-Na--" Natsume turned to face a stammering Iruka.
Natsume paled, 'SHIT!'
Natsume ran forward and embraced Iruka, forgetting about her ripped shirt. "Iruka! Er. It's been so long! It's me! Natsume Aya!" Naruto whispered to Iruka through gritted teeth. //"Keep your mouth shut."//
Iruka whispered back with the same way. //"Naruto! What are you here!"// Iruka smiled and patted Natsume on her bare shoulder, frantically. "What have you been doing all this time."
"I've become a teacher, took a page from your book." Naruto and Iruka inched away from the crowd slowly as they spoke. Sasuke raised an eyebrow. //"I'm hiding, what does it look like?"//
Sakura smiled, she stepped closer. "Ooh! Iruka. Is Natsume your friend?"
"I'm. His." Naruto was stumped, all these times and he couldn't say a word.
"Ex-girlfriend!" Iruka exclaimed.
"Ex-Girlfriend!?" Everyone looked at Iruka as if they never even heard it. The room erupted into whispering and odd glances.
//"Ex-Girlfriend."// Naruto shook his head.
"Ex-Girlfriend." Kakashi raised an eyebrow, he thought about his lover with the young teacher and thought how he ended up coming into the picture. Then Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise mind slipped into perversion, 'kinky.'
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Author's note:
The food was normal, it's like they say, it's the company you keep people [DON'T DO DRUGS] that makes food taste good. The sexier the woman/man, the sexier the food. Yah?
Changed the story type from general-romance, to romance-humor. Took of non- member reviews.
Ahah hah hah. Vincent Delacriox: the gaijin that no one likes, nah, I'm joking. I hope the French readers (who can read English or you would not be reading this, non? NO!) do not get offended. I've been playing .Hack//sign infection. The Noble Grunty always says, "mon ami!"
I'm being influenced.
Eternal Radience, I'm actually updating now. Thanks. I worry. The OOC-ness.
Remember! Natsume=Naruto! Annachan. It's easy as 1234354446, and I don't mean counting. I meant saying. J/K. I thought it was easy to understand. That's just what they call him or think he is. His alias.
Cheryl-chan, I agree! Lee deserves SAKURA! Go Lee! Love! Love! I like Sasuke too. Sorry of some of the situations he gets into. I like Gaara the most. Poor Gaara. He deserves some lovin'.
WuffieLuver, is still with me. I'll fight on and I gots Dan Inverse and Vampire Goddess Jekyll. Hrawr!
Shadow of Arashi, there shall be more Kakashi! I might take you up on that one thing. I hope you don't mind.
SW, you were right. I don't know if they're in character or anything. I hope so. That'll make it spicier. We need more spice!
Nemi and Nora D are always helping me out. I'm so slippery. You can probably see my spelling mistakes. That's good. At least I know someone can. Because I can't. [Do not spell check, you're great reviewers.]
Nemi. When I reveal it why, I'll tell you this: "it'll be sexellent."
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Next Chapter:
"Naruto. Do you use that women's bathhouse or the men's?"
The answer!
Naruto doesn't bathe!
Gross? But that's after shopping. More Sasuke x Naruto past revealed!
Why does only Iruka know? More scandal!
Where's Kakashi. We all need more Kakashi. He's gonna do something..
Sexy.
[Review and you dreams may come true unless. Uh. More shonen-ai, kids?]