A Sexy Jutsu
By Mukumuku
Disclaimer:
I, Mukumuku lawfully say with all my soul that, Naruto: the work of our beloved Kishimoto-sensei does not belong to me.
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"I'm soo sweaty, I'm starting to smell like Lee," Sakura complained, "and that's after training!"
Hinata was looking through her bag, pulling out soaps and a towel. Sakura was kicking her legs on Natsume's guest bed; she sat up and looked around the room. It was really a cute room, probably for a daughter. The house was really lonely without people, a house to big for Natsume alone.
It made her feel uneasy, as if this house held a dark secret or harbored some ill will towards its residents.
She wrapped the towel around her body, bored. It was already decided that they would take a bath, Natsume couldn't even protest before Sakura gotten her towel out. Sakura had been cut off by Natsume's agreement, none of them had bathed in several days and they already reeked of hard labor. The sun was cruel to those who were not of the sand country and understood why those of the Sand Country were so hard headed and cold. The desert never gave freely.
Natsume poked her head into the room, "it's not far from here, it's a nice place. You'll enjoy it." Naruto had left Iruka to put away the food and Kakashi was also retrieving a towel into a bin that he had been given. Natsume had already worked out the technicalities with Temari. He didn't want anyone to interrupt his personal time.
In fifteen minutes everyone had assembled by the door. Temari had returned with her bath stuff and waited to take care of Natsume's guests. "There's a bathhouse not to far from here," Temari pointed to a building only four blocks away.
Sakura was already running there, "I'll meet the rest of you there!" Hinata trailed behind Kakashi and Iruka, before Iruka stopped mid step. "I'll meet you at the bathhouse, Naruto."
Aya was already in the house by then, the door shut and locked behind her. She had no intention of joining the girls in the female's bathhouse. He didn't think it was right. Surprisingly, after all these years. He didn't think it was right. How the times had changed.
"Iruka-sensei." Hinata tugged and Iruka's shirt. Kakashi turned around already several steps ahead to look at the two that had stopped suddenly. "Did you just call Natsume, Naruto?"
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Naruto Umazaki looked at the private bath and sighed, he had sent the others to the bathhouse near his house but no one knew about this secret bath reserved for Gaara and eventually himself. Of course Gaara never had time to utilize this precious resource with him. "What a shame."
It was located near Gaara's home where he could go when he was tired and needed to relax in peace.
Naruto quickly undressed out of his women's clothing and released his jutsu. He looked at his reflection in the mirror. Scars running along his body, all his features marred. His youthful body gone to waste, they made sure whatever that had damaged was something he could hide.
His hatred for them seared in his heart. That was why he had to leave Leaf Village. To stop himself from killing them.
Them and Sasuke, who had betrayed him to them. Now he no longer cared, as long as he had Gaara and the others, he'd be all right. He had long forgiven Sasuke. He had never really hated him. It was the overwhelming sense of betrayal that got him.
He grabbed his towel and some of the flowery bath toiletries with him. He began to wash off the dirt and grime off his body till he was clean. He could feel the cuts, deep and merciless on his skin, it was unpleasant. The splash of water calmed his soul and reminded him of the ocean that he and Gaara had traveled to.
After cleaning and rising off his body he lowered himself into the tub. He could hear Lee and Neji talking with Kankuro on the floor below him. Wait. Lee and Neji. Kankuro. And. Oh shit.
"Sexy no jutsu!" Natsume sat in the bath and waited. Naruto didn't like walking around like Natsume all the time and only during bath time and bedtime could he appreciate his original body. But now all he could do was wait for Sasuke and Gaara to come into the Kage's bathroom.
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Sasuke and Gaara stood side by side, facing the door. They had walked to the bathroom, side by side and side by side walked through the doors out of the Academy, down the street. Never did one walk too slow or walk too fast. Just the right tempo for both of the trained ninja's: to the beat of the military march.
Gaara and Sasuke stepped through the door at the same time, undressed in unison and folded their clothing into neat piles. Gaara withdrew his sand back onto the jug on his back. They exited the small change room in unison, both great minds on their destination ignoring all surroundings and obstacles.
They stopped before the bath.
It was until that they actually looked at the object within the bath, both realized a sight neither of they had expected.
Natsume Aya in all her glory in the bath water, downright naked. Her hair cascading over her shoulders and bathing in the tub. The water clung to her body. She was a seductress in this state and innocent at the same time, straight out alluring.
Gaara's eyes shot open in panic and shut tight.
"I'm so sorry, Natsume! I forgot you had a key?" Gaara covered his eyes, he had seen Naruto naked when they were swimming in the ocean. But not Natsume, it was like a whole different person. He freaked out for a second. He ended up tripping on Natsume's bucket into her unmentionables.
Sasuke covered his eyes as Gaara did. Also a very bad move. Sasuke stepped back into a soapy puddle causing him to loose his balance land, with a splash, face first in Natsume's lap. He froze in the position he fell into.
"Sasuke." A lone drop of water echoed as it fell onto a tile. "Please get you head off of my lap."
Sasuke pulled his head up just at the wrong angle, staring into Natsume's breasts.
Sasuke gulped.
"Sasuke. Stop looking at Natsume's breasts," Gaara was very pissed now.
He had got up just in time to see Sasuke's face underwater, the other half of his body sticking out. He cracked his knuckles and neck, a flame in the illuminating his body. He didn't want to use the sand graveyard to take the pleasure of this fist pounding.
"Kazekage! Hokage!" The footsteps of many ninjas echoed through the hall, "is it intruders? Are you all right?" Two Kage's in one village made them both targets to all that opposed them and the worry ate through the sand ninja's. Naruto could hear Jin's fingers skillfully picking the door like he had taught him to.
"KAZE-" They paused, Natsume was sandwiched in-between a fighting Gaara and Sasuke, all three whom which were unconcealed. Sasuke was pressed against the wall. Natsume Aya, being pressed into punching Sasuke who an angry Gaara who wanted to get at.
It looked bad and sexy at the same time. Like something out of a Porno Magazine. Natsume's body was slick with water added to the image, and so was the fighting. The grunts and squeals erupting from their throats, moans and groans heated the scene up.
Almost at once the ninja's pooled in, wrapped only in towels and once reaching the show could only gape.
Nobody made an effort to move, all clutching their towels in an embarrassing situation, worried that they would be the next to be nude.
Finally Rikka spoke in awe. "I need a cold shower."
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Sasuke was washing himself in the bathroom alone. He had not uttered a word since Gaara's attempt to murder him. Gaara had hastily dressed along side Natsume, both quickly and silently. Gaara threw the jug of sand on his back bitterly as he opened the door. They walked through the halls, ignoring the glances and whispers of the occupants.
"Natsume, he touched you." Gaara looked at Natsume, she looked away not making eye contact. Gaara walked faster, Natsume trying to out walk him. He turned her around, grabbing her arm. "Naruto."
Natsume swung around to cover his mouth, "Gaara." She gave him a warning glance and they looked at each other. Both of their faces flushed with embarrassment.
Gaara's eyes softened. "You weren't responding, I thought you hated me."
"Gaara, I love you." Natsume was in turn silenced by Gaara's hand.
Gaara spoke in a calm voice, hiding his hurt feelings. "You love Sasuke, too."
Natsume's bin clattered to the ground.
Natsume batting her fists at Gaara hitting him repeatedly in the head. "Gaara!" Natsume punched him straight in the jaw, "if I loved Sasuke that much I'd be with him." She made an uppercut into his stomach, he had high pain tolerance so it didn't really matter that Natsume was thrashing him around outside the bathhouse. She was attempting to drive in the point that she loved him by punching and screaming it at him in the open street outside the bathhouse.
"Natsume." He smiled, he knew why he loved Naruto again.
Gaara embraced Natsume, he slowly moving in to ravish her in the streets in the eyes of the public that were watching closely.
"Natsume-sensei!" His eyes were once again blinded with two female hands.
"Yuri." Natsume replied almost suddenly.
Yuri bounced up and down, kicking her legs frantically causing a dust storm. "It's not fair, you always get me!" She paused to look at Natsume, then Gaara, then Natsume.
Gaara, Natsume, Gaara, Natsume, Gaara, Natsume.
Gaara blushed. He knew what the girl was implying. "We weren't doing anything," Natsume gave him the look of 'yes, we were.' He gave up. He couldn't win.
Natsume looked at the girl's new outfit. The girl was now dressed as a fairy, her hair done up to look like a dream come true. "Natsume-sensei!"
"Yes!" Natsume awaited her student's question.
Yuri grinned and asked the brain stumping question, "are you still coming to my wedding party?"
Natsume felt like the ground had been yanked from her feet. "Your wedding party?!" Gaara watched the two, observing his surroundings.
Yuri threw her arms into the air. "The whole village is coming. You forgot!" She began to shake Natsume, hoping her thought process would be knocked back in place. "Natsu~me-sensei? Natsu~~me-sensei?"
"I-I'm--" Natsume blinked. Her brain not registering. "Coming to your what?"
"The party of my wedding." The little girl was getting annoyed and began to pout at her amnesiac sensei.
Gaara's eyes widened, he remembered what Kankuro and Temari had said. "The booked hotels were."
"Because of my wedding!" Yuri cheered gleefully.
Natsume placed her hand on her student's head and smiled. Her eye was twitching. "Aren't you a little young?"
Yuri grabbed the hand on her forehead and moved it so she could look into her sensei's eyes. "It's not for love, it's for business!" Yuri was twelve. He must have been worried about the ability of her to manage his business. Business first. She remembered meeting Mr. Noata. He was fat.
Natsume looked up at the sky as it changed color. "Oh boy. Gaara, I told you to raise the legal marriage age to 19 years of age." Natsume was very influential in the Sand Village and almost everyone knew her face. She aided in many rebuilding projects, helping with blood, sweat and her own two hands. There were times that Gaara was going to give up and Natsume pushed forward to positive results. It was always said, behind a great man, there was a woman. And that woman was Natsume Aya.
Gaara wiped some water off his hair blood colored hair, his dark pupils registering with Natsume's blue. "It's not legal until two months from now."
She nudged her teacher some more. "Temari is going and Kankuro is going," Yuri added clapping.
Gaara sighed.
It all added up, no rooms due to the wedding, Kankuro and Temari not offering their homes due to abundant partying tonight. 'No wonder they would not offering their houses,' Gaara imagined both Temari and Kankuro having the time of their lives, while he was signing papers with Sasuke, cooped up in his home. Every man in the village would hit on his Natsume in his absence. He fumed.
"It'll be like a festival! You could go with Gaara!" Yuri tried to think up more reasons and it was showing, "you could probably get your guests to join you. C'mon! Natsume-sensei! For me!!! I have no mommy! Natsume!" Yuri looked ready to let out the water works.
She was way too immature to get married. The legal marriage age needed to be upped, but knowing Yuri's father.
Yuri was counting on her. Naruto sighed, the pros and cons of raising young kids. You have to watch them leave the nest.
Natsume blushed, thinking internally. 'I could go with Gaara!' She imagined Gaara and herself walking hand in hand down the isle. Gaara ravishing her before she could get her. Then ravishing Naruto. Yes.
Both forms needed equal ravishing.
Gaara cackling inwardly, 'maybe I could lure Natsume away somewhere and." Several "X's" in uneven rows danced through his head.
'I could go with Natsume,' a dripping Sasuke thought from his peeping behind the washroom window. Before he slipped and fell into the bathtub again.
The sun was setting and the entertainment was setting up.
Soon as the sky filled with stars the festivities of the night would begin.
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Authors note:
From here on it's going to get spicy-saucy! We'll get to see all the pairings for A Sexy Jutsu. And hopefully Kakashi's sexy no jutsu!
Lot's of love, I promise you.
I am satisfied with this chapter! Long live fan services! Joking!
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Review Reply Section: (Because you guys deserve your own section)
evanescenceix Thank you for your support, I read your reviews on two pages with leery tired eyes.
a guy from the fbi. You flatter me greatly.
M-I, it's coming sooner than you think.
Shadow of Arashi, yes stay and watch the Kakashi work his love magic on Iruka in the next chapter. I think. The plotingness!
Vampire Goddess Jekyll, you now know the beauty of Gaara x Sasuke x Naruto! I'm thinking of slashing Naruto with Orochimaru in a spicy way!
Nora D, I know how you feel. I write A Sexy Jutsu in my spare time. My eyes hurt. I'm glad you're tormented, I'm a sadist. LOL
Keitsu Han'ei, CONVERT! [Swings bible of Naruto AKA Naruto Guides] Joking.
Annachan! IGNOBLE! What dost that mean? Yes. I'm crazy.
WuffieLuver. [Hands her a tissue] Let us cry together. Rawr.
Silver. Aww. Come on! Look at me. I'm a lazy scumby! Have pity!
Nemi, he said something about Ino and his son, Daisuke and Sasuke wasn't very happy about it. It offended Sasuke that Gaara use it as a tool. He clearly still loves them both, despite what happened to Ino. You, Nora D and Shadow of Arashi keep inspiring me. Kakashi is going to appear in. Something you'd like a lot. Heh heh heh. Review and. Always with good observation Nemi. Watching my fic. Watching it live.
Dan Inverse. 0_________0 {???
Cheryl-chan. May I join you in that bed? [Collapses]
Yes, Sushi! Yes, Pantantlatic! Yes, Sera! YES SIR! I'll have it on your desk two weeks in overdue! J/K
SW. Everyone loves the KakaIru!
Michirukoshi. Thanks. I feel relieved. Stroke the author's ego. Stroke it.
Kyaate! Quick! Into bed with me and Cheryl-chan! I'll "protect" you.
Okami Riyu, good point! But there are ways. And I, the sensually skillful author will explore it! Fanfic Fanatics! Hurrar!
Smacktoon, thanks for your cute reviews. I found them "thinking." Nice to know a straight yaoi fan. Wait. I'm straight! Natsume is also the producers of my favorite game: Harvest Moon. It's about farming. I'm trying to make this a humorous, romantic story with lots of relationships and small individual stories. Just like in Naruto! So despite the homosexuality there's a lot of things that will make you want to read later on. So stick around.
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Preview:
Solve:
2 [Sasuke x Naruto - Gaara x Naruto] - G x G - Kakashi x Iruka = Neji
Former Kazekage/LN - [Temari + will not be appearing for several chapters] + Lee/Sakura = Kankuro
Answer
Naruto = sex/?
[The love is coming. Any last words?]
Disclaimer:
I, Mukumuku lawfully say with all my soul that, Naruto: the work of our beloved Kishimoto-sensei does not belong to me.
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"I'm soo sweaty, I'm starting to smell like Lee," Sakura complained, "and that's after training!"
Hinata was looking through her bag, pulling out soaps and a towel. Sakura was kicking her legs on Natsume's guest bed; she sat up and looked around the room. It was really a cute room, probably for a daughter. The house was really lonely without people, a house to big for Natsume alone.
It made her feel uneasy, as if this house held a dark secret or harbored some ill will towards its residents.
She wrapped the towel around her body, bored. It was already decided that they would take a bath, Natsume couldn't even protest before Sakura gotten her towel out. Sakura had been cut off by Natsume's agreement, none of them had bathed in several days and they already reeked of hard labor. The sun was cruel to those who were not of the sand country and understood why those of the Sand Country were so hard headed and cold. The desert never gave freely.
Natsume poked her head into the room, "it's not far from here, it's a nice place. You'll enjoy it." Naruto had left Iruka to put away the food and Kakashi was also retrieving a towel into a bin that he had been given. Natsume had already worked out the technicalities with Temari. He didn't want anyone to interrupt his personal time.
In fifteen minutes everyone had assembled by the door. Temari had returned with her bath stuff and waited to take care of Natsume's guests. "There's a bathhouse not to far from here," Temari pointed to a building only four blocks away.
Sakura was already running there, "I'll meet the rest of you there!" Hinata trailed behind Kakashi and Iruka, before Iruka stopped mid step. "I'll meet you at the bathhouse, Naruto."
Aya was already in the house by then, the door shut and locked behind her. She had no intention of joining the girls in the female's bathhouse. He didn't think it was right. Surprisingly, after all these years. He didn't think it was right. How the times had changed.
"Iruka-sensei." Hinata tugged and Iruka's shirt. Kakashi turned around already several steps ahead to look at the two that had stopped suddenly. "Did you just call Natsume, Naruto?"
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Naruto Umazaki looked at the private bath and sighed, he had sent the others to the bathhouse near his house but no one knew about this secret bath reserved for Gaara and eventually himself. Of course Gaara never had time to utilize this precious resource with him. "What a shame."
It was located near Gaara's home where he could go when he was tired and needed to relax in peace.
Naruto quickly undressed out of his women's clothing and released his jutsu. He looked at his reflection in the mirror. Scars running along his body, all his features marred. His youthful body gone to waste, they made sure whatever that had damaged was something he could hide.
His hatred for them seared in his heart. That was why he had to leave Leaf Village. To stop himself from killing them.
Them and Sasuke, who had betrayed him to them. Now he no longer cared, as long as he had Gaara and the others, he'd be all right. He had long forgiven Sasuke. He had never really hated him. It was the overwhelming sense of betrayal that got him.
He grabbed his towel and some of the flowery bath toiletries with him. He began to wash off the dirt and grime off his body till he was clean. He could feel the cuts, deep and merciless on his skin, it was unpleasant. The splash of water calmed his soul and reminded him of the ocean that he and Gaara had traveled to.
After cleaning and rising off his body he lowered himself into the tub. He could hear Lee and Neji talking with Kankuro on the floor below him. Wait. Lee and Neji. Kankuro. And. Oh shit.
"Sexy no jutsu!" Natsume sat in the bath and waited. Naruto didn't like walking around like Natsume all the time and only during bath time and bedtime could he appreciate his original body. But now all he could do was wait for Sasuke and Gaara to come into the Kage's bathroom.
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Sasuke and Gaara stood side by side, facing the door. They had walked to the bathroom, side by side and side by side walked through the doors out of the Academy, down the street. Never did one walk too slow or walk too fast. Just the right tempo for both of the trained ninja's: to the beat of the military march.
Gaara and Sasuke stepped through the door at the same time, undressed in unison and folded their clothing into neat piles. Gaara withdrew his sand back onto the jug on his back. They exited the small change room in unison, both great minds on their destination ignoring all surroundings and obstacles.
They stopped before the bath.
It was until that they actually looked at the object within the bath, both realized a sight neither of they had expected.
Natsume Aya in all her glory in the bath water, downright naked. Her hair cascading over her shoulders and bathing in the tub. The water clung to her body. She was a seductress in this state and innocent at the same time, straight out alluring.
Gaara's eyes shot open in panic and shut tight.
"I'm so sorry, Natsume! I forgot you had a key?" Gaara covered his eyes, he had seen Naruto naked when they were swimming in the ocean. But not Natsume, it was like a whole different person. He freaked out for a second. He ended up tripping on Natsume's bucket into her unmentionables.
Sasuke covered his eyes as Gaara did. Also a very bad move. Sasuke stepped back into a soapy puddle causing him to loose his balance land, with a splash, face first in Natsume's lap. He froze in the position he fell into.
"Sasuke." A lone drop of water echoed as it fell onto a tile. "Please get you head off of my lap."
Sasuke pulled his head up just at the wrong angle, staring into Natsume's breasts.
Sasuke gulped.
"Sasuke. Stop looking at Natsume's breasts," Gaara was very pissed now.
He had got up just in time to see Sasuke's face underwater, the other half of his body sticking out. He cracked his knuckles and neck, a flame in the illuminating his body. He didn't want to use the sand graveyard to take the pleasure of this fist pounding.
"Kazekage! Hokage!" The footsteps of many ninjas echoed through the hall, "is it intruders? Are you all right?" Two Kage's in one village made them both targets to all that opposed them and the worry ate through the sand ninja's. Naruto could hear Jin's fingers skillfully picking the door like he had taught him to.
"KAZE-" They paused, Natsume was sandwiched in-between a fighting Gaara and Sasuke, all three whom which were unconcealed. Sasuke was pressed against the wall. Natsume Aya, being pressed into punching Sasuke who an angry Gaara who wanted to get at.
It looked bad and sexy at the same time. Like something out of a Porno Magazine. Natsume's body was slick with water added to the image, and so was the fighting. The grunts and squeals erupting from their throats, moans and groans heated the scene up.
Almost at once the ninja's pooled in, wrapped only in towels and once reaching the show could only gape.
Nobody made an effort to move, all clutching their towels in an embarrassing situation, worried that they would be the next to be nude.
Finally Rikka spoke in awe. "I need a cold shower."
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Sasuke was washing himself in the bathroom alone. He had not uttered a word since Gaara's attempt to murder him. Gaara had hastily dressed along side Natsume, both quickly and silently. Gaara threw the jug of sand on his back bitterly as he opened the door. They walked through the halls, ignoring the glances and whispers of the occupants.
"Natsume, he touched you." Gaara looked at Natsume, she looked away not making eye contact. Gaara walked faster, Natsume trying to out walk him. He turned her around, grabbing her arm. "Naruto."
Natsume swung around to cover his mouth, "Gaara." She gave him a warning glance and they looked at each other. Both of their faces flushed with embarrassment.
Gaara's eyes softened. "You weren't responding, I thought you hated me."
"Gaara, I love you." Natsume was in turn silenced by Gaara's hand.
Gaara spoke in a calm voice, hiding his hurt feelings. "You love Sasuke, too."
Natsume's bin clattered to the ground.
Natsume batting her fists at Gaara hitting him repeatedly in the head. "Gaara!" Natsume punched him straight in the jaw, "if I loved Sasuke that much I'd be with him." She made an uppercut into his stomach, he had high pain tolerance so it didn't really matter that Natsume was thrashing him around outside the bathhouse. She was attempting to drive in the point that she loved him by punching and screaming it at him in the open street outside the bathhouse.
"Natsume." He smiled, he knew why he loved Naruto again.
Gaara embraced Natsume, he slowly moving in to ravish her in the streets in the eyes of the public that were watching closely.
"Natsume-sensei!" His eyes were once again blinded with two female hands.
"Yuri." Natsume replied almost suddenly.
Yuri bounced up and down, kicking her legs frantically causing a dust storm. "It's not fair, you always get me!" She paused to look at Natsume, then Gaara, then Natsume.
Gaara, Natsume, Gaara, Natsume, Gaara, Natsume.
Gaara blushed. He knew what the girl was implying. "We weren't doing anything," Natsume gave him the look of 'yes, we were.' He gave up. He couldn't win.
Natsume looked at the girl's new outfit. The girl was now dressed as a fairy, her hair done up to look like a dream come true. "Natsume-sensei!"
"Yes!" Natsume awaited her student's question.
Yuri grinned and asked the brain stumping question, "are you still coming to my wedding party?"
Natsume felt like the ground had been yanked from her feet. "Your wedding party?!" Gaara watched the two, observing his surroundings.
Yuri threw her arms into the air. "The whole village is coming. You forgot!" She began to shake Natsume, hoping her thought process would be knocked back in place. "Natsu~me-sensei? Natsu~~me-sensei?"
"I-I'm--" Natsume blinked. Her brain not registering. "Coming to your what?"
"The party of my wedding." The little girl was getting annoyed and began to pout at her amnesiac sensei.
Gaara's eyes widened, he remembered what Kankuro and Temari had said. "The booked hotels were."
"Because of my wedding!" Yuri cheered gleefully.
Natsume placed her hand on her student's head and smiled. Her eye was twitching. "Aren't you a little young?"
Yuri grabbed the hand on her forehead and moved it so she could look into her sensei's eyes. "It's not for love, it's for business!" Yuri was twelve. He must have been worried about the ability of her to manage his business. Business first. She remembered meeting Mr. Noata. He was fat.
Natsume looked up at the sky as it changed color. "Oh boy. Gaara, I told you to raise the legal marriage age to 19 years of age." Natsume was very influential in the Sand Village and almost everyone knew her face. She aided in many rebuilding projects, helping with blood, sweat and her own two hands. There were times that Gaara was going to give up and Natsume pushed forward to positive results. It was always said, behind a great man, there was a woman. And that woman was Natsume Aya.
Gaara wiped some water off his hair blood colored hair, his dark pupils registering with Natsume's blue. "It's not legal until two months from now."
She nudged her teacher some more. "Temari is going and Kankuro is going," Yuri added clapping.
Gaara sighed.
It all added up, no rooms due to the wedding, Kankuro and Temari not offering their homes due to abundant partying tonight. 'No wonder they would not offering their houses,' Gaara imagined both Temari and Kankuro having the time of their lives, while he was signing papers with Sasuke, cooped up in his home. Every man in the village would hit on his Natsume in his absence. He fumed.
"It'll be like a festival! You could go with Gaara!" Yuri tried to think up more reasons and it was showing, "you could probably get your guests to join you. C'mon! Natsume-sensei! For me!!! I have no mommy! Natsume!" Yuri looked ready to let out the water works.
She was way too immature to get married. The legal marriage age needed to be upped, but knowing Yuri's father.
Yuri was counting on her. Naruto sighed, the pros and cons of raising young kids. You have to watch them leave the nest.
Natsume blushed, thinking internally. 'I could go with Gaara!' She imagined Gaara and herself walking hand in hand down the isle. Gaara ravishing her before she could get her. Then ravishing Naruto. Yes.
Both forms needed equal ravishing.
Gaara cackling inwardly, 'maybe I could lure Natsume away somewhere and." Several "X's" in uneven rows danced through his head.
'I could go with Natsume,' a dripping Sasuke thought from his peeping behind the washroom window. Before he slipped and fell into the bathtub again.
The sun was setting and the entertainment was setting up.
Soon as the sky filled with stars the festivities of the night would begin.
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Authors note:
From here on it's going to get spicy-saucy! We'll get to see all the pairings for A Sexy Jutsu. And hopefully Kakashi's sexy no jutsu!
Lot's of love, I promise you.
I am satisfied with this chapter! Long live fan services! Joking!
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Review Reply Section: (Because you guys deserve your own section)
evanescenceix Thank you for your support, I read your reviews on two pages with leery tired eyes.
a guy from the fbi. You flatter me greatly.
M-I, it's coming sooner than you think.
Shadow of Arashi, yes stay and watch the Kakashi work his love magic on Iruka in the next chapter. I think. The plotingness!
Vampire Goddess Jekyll, you now know the beauty of Gaara x Sasuke x Naruto! I'm thinking of slashing Naruto with Orochimaru in a spicy way!
Nora D, I know how you feel. I write A Sexy Jutsu in my spare time. My eyes hurt. I'm glad you're tormented, I'm a sadist. LOL
Keitsu Han'ei, CONVERT! [Swings bible of Naruto AKA Naruto Guides] Joking.
Annachan! IGNOBLE! What dost that mean? Yes. I'm crazy.
WuffieLuver. [Hands her a tissue] Let us cry together. Rawr.
Silver. Aww. Come on! Look at me. I'm a lazy scumby! Have pity!
Nemi, he said something about Ino and his son, Daisuke and Sasuke wasn't very happy about it. It offended Sasuke that Gaara use it as a tool. He clearly still loves them both, despite what happened to Ino. You, Nora D and Shadow of Arashi keep inspiring me. Kakashi is going to appear in. Something you'd like a lot. Heh heh heh. Review and. Always with good observation Nemi. Watching my fic. Watching it live.
Dan Inverse. 0_________0 {???
Cheryl-chan. May I join you in that bed? [Collapses]
Yes, Sushi! Yes, Pantantlatic! Yes, Sera! YES SIR! I'll have it on your desk two weeks in overdue! J/K
SW. Everyone loves the KakaIru!
Michirukoshi. Thanks. I feel relieved. Stroke the author's ego. Stroke it.
Kyaate! Quick! Into bed with me and Cheryl-chan! I'll "protect" you.
Okami Riyu, good point! But there are ways. And I, the sensually skillful author will explore it! Fanfic Fanatics! Hurrar!
Smacktoon, thanks for your cute reviews. I found them "thinking." Nice to know a straight yaoi fan. Wait. I'm straight! Natsume is also the producers of my favorite game: Harvest Moon. It's about farming. I'm trying to make this a humorous, romantic story with lots of relationships and small individual stories. Just like in Naruto! So despite the homosexuality there's a lot of things that will make you want to read later on. So stick around.
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Preview:
Solve:
2 [Sasuke x Naruto - Gaara x Naruto] - G x G - Kakashi x Iruka = Neji
Former Kazekage/LN - [Temari + will not be appearing for several chapters] + Lee/Sakura = Kankuro
Answer
Naruto = sex/?
[The love is coming. Any last words?]